Jews in the afterlife

>>132972285
Put her remains in a tin of cat food

>>132972285
When a Jew dies their spirit goes to the Federal Reserve Bank where their collection of shekels is weighed against the murder of Jesus Christ. As it turns out, every Jew loses and becomes a beggar on the banks of the River Styx.

>>132972285
Make something yourself if you can't afford it.

>>132973062
Took the words out of my keyboard, you nips are handy make one yourself, make it a weekend project, make it unique and beautiful.
I think grandma would be more proud of that than something commercial that has a fridge light in it...

>>132972285
>>>/adv/
What's so great about Japan anyway?
>no guns
>no heroin
>hell, no drugs at all
>death through labor mindset
What's wrong with you all?

>>132973404
No niggers and spooks either

>>132973404

They have guns

"Citizens are permitted to possess firearms for hunting and sport shooting, but only after submitting to a lengthy licensing procedure. After ten years of shotgun ownership, a licence-holder may apply to obtain a rifle."

Their HOWA rifles are better than same budget Remingtons imo...

For a country that has literally 0 civilian deaths to firearms i'd say their gun laws are OK, restrictive but OK.

>>132973895
Our gun rights are just like Singapore's

>>132972285
Not a Nip but make one. It wouldn't be that hard to make.

I wouldn't say it's a scam but I would say it's lazy.

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>>132972555
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>>132972555
underrated as fuck

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>>132972555
Nice

>>132972285
>the cheapest one worth as much as a used car
Seriously? It's just a cupboard with stuff inside. Don't buy pre-made one and make one out of something. How much do figurines and bowls cost in nippon?

>>132974847
The bare cupboard alter costs 20000 bucks and the bowls and statue costs 600 each

>not wanting your body to be dumped into the river/ landfill and get your existence forgotten

>>132972285
idk anything about japan but in America we just leave offerings at family graves in november idfk why the dead would give a shit about a fancy shrine but maybe the japanese are just very demanding

>>132975140
Why would dead care about having a fancy toombstone when you can just make a cross out of two sticks?
>>132974981
Then just use regular cupboard. Who the fuck will see a difference. And use normal bowls. And i bet your ass you can get the statue cheaper on ebay.

Ethnically nip here, if it makes her happy, it would be well worth it. Do not spend that kind of money on it though.

>>132973062
This, and you will learn woodworking experience.

>>132974981
As above. After you make a cupboard, you can buy a similar statue on AliExpress and also get similar bowls. By the time it's all said and done, I'd be surprised if you would spend more than $40.

>>132975334
because they already pay a lot if money to be burried in some old catholic graveyard a nice little tombstone on top is nothing.

That's a cool little altar! But I think you could make your own with a little ingenuity... maybe even by using "found" materials from the thrift store! And it would mean more, because it would be custom made by you, anon.

>>132975372
Thanks anon bro

>>132974981
Start making your own
Accept payment in bitcoin at a competitive price
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Profit