APOLOGIZE FOR THIS
>>132959726
Breaking: trump doesn't think negros are educated enough to put on hats, does it for them.
>>132959726
>CNN BREAKING NEWS
>TRUMP STANDS ON APPLE CRATE TO DISRESPECTFULLY REMOVE CAP FROM MARINE
>>132959726
why the black marine doesn't salute The president?
>>132959726
What the hell happened there?
>>132960369
The Marines cap flew off because of the wind. Trump picked it up and put it back on his head, which then blew off again as he got on the helicopter.
Doesn't the cap have a strap?
>>132959726
I'm sorry.
>>132961104
This isnt Britain you faggot
>>132959726
IMPEACH 45
IMPEACH 45
>>132960766
Wrong.
>>132961104
Yes, but the Marines typically wear it during color guards. Not this duty.
>>132961235
Nice
When does Lord Trump order the mass killings?
>>132961235
Kek
>>132961235
Why was he teasing the nigger? You can see he says fetch the hat boy, knowing that his hat is going to get blown away by the aeroplane of spinning wings design.
>>132961235
>stop culturally appropriating whites
>>132959726
what are the requirements for being in the presidents personal guard anyways? do you have to have voted for him to start with?
If he had just put a little velcro on the inside of his cap he would have been golden
>>132961216
imbeach borty bibe!
antifa, truly the biggest crybabies in global history. and it's only been 5 months!
go break into another immigrant shopping center kiddo
>>132961235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEXlpG2_BJU
>trump claps before picking the hat up
>american clapping meme isnt just a meme
SO PATRONIZING
WE DONT NEED YOU WHITE SAVIOR!!!!!!
>>132961235
that's and edited video, you played in rewind. trump picked the hat up an put it on his head
>>132959726
he whispered "not my president" exasperatedly under his breath when trump walked by
little did he know trump has the hearing of a 10 year old
>>132961896
Shhh
>>132960152
Marines don't salute unless wearing a cover. It blew off, thus no salute.
>>132961896
WHAT? NO WAY! WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED?
>>132961104
Normally only for color guards
>>132959726
>>132961235
>>132962005
Nice to all all anti-trump rhetoric is still based on lies. Keep it up, retards.
I saw this live on TV. Poor Trump - was just trying to be a nice guy...ends up looking like a schmuck.
The weekends always feel so long and empty without Tucker.
>>132962121
... nice to know... got a double all there for some reason.
>>132962085
he looks pretty colored to me
>>132961745
A very, VERY deep background check, and 5.0(4.0) personnel file
>>132961835
this one will be especially useful for false flagging CNN
>>132961896
Fucking burgers
>>132961896
Um, sorry sweetie, but it's the original.
Zlurmpf can't hide the fact he's a fat orange nazi bigot anymore. Everybody knows it.
The idea of Trump playing tricks on marines is so fucking funny
>"Hey there son, thank you for serving our coun-WHOOP GOT YOUR HAT! Hah, that was a joke, but seriously tha-HA GOT IT AGAIN!"
Please dont tell me the media is going to bitch and moan over Trump trying to be respectful. Please tell me I'm not going to hear for three straight days how this connects Trump with Russia.
>>132961835
So CNN has decided to report the truth now, just crazy.
>>132960369
Trump specifically requested only whites for his details, and upon seeing what Trump called an "uppity nigger," he threw the marine's hat to the ground and began berating him for "corrupting America with his ghetto thug music."
>>132959726
>breaking: fascist orange clown robs black man of his clothes while mocking him. Fin out more on CNN
DRUMPH MANSPLAINS HATS TO AN MINORITY
>>132962211
do you have to love the president though? did that marine brag to all of his friends later that the president touched his hat?
>>132962412
Funny, during the original clip the "reporter " blabbing about something to do with Russia.
>>132962085
He was a...colored guard? idfk. Good on Trump for putting the cover back.
>>132962641
>>132961469
>the aeroplane of spinning wings design
Why is redit humor so terrible?
>>132961745
>what are the requirements for being in the presidents personal guard anyways
That's not what these guys are. The president's "personal guard" is the Secret Service, these guys are basically just there for show (excluding the actual pilots obviously).
>>132962060
so if your lid blows off you just stand there until a superior gets it for you?
or was he just in a fucked up situation and didn't know what to do?
>>132959726
Can somebody edit the gif/webm so that the hat blows off and he puts a MAGA hat on him, I have no talent.
>>132963395
great idea. idk how to do it either. i should learn though.
>>132963288
you suggest it yourself, it's just a lid
you just ignore it and stand there unphased
>>132963645
right. well that's a fun rule.
i like all the little strange rules the military has.
i would think they give them some sort of chin strap or double sided stick tape though.
i mean your standing under a chopper for Christs sake. these things are bound to happen.
>>132960369
Trump thought Hamburg was in Britain and thought the Marine was a Royal Guard and started messing with him knowing they won't react.
>>132963783
the "chin strap" would only be for officers traditionally, the rest just have it over their lips as they need not speak
>>132961235
that clip is playing backwards... He picks the hat up off the ground first, then puts it on the guys head, not the other way around you stupid fucking dicknugget asswipe, learn to be skeptic you retarded cuntnigger.
>>132961896
its real
It's sad that it blew straight back off.
>>132962284
Sweetieposting is a patrician meme
>>132963879
oh yeah. i guess i have seen those short chin straps that kinda go on their lower lip region.
i always thought "god damn buddy. get a longer chin strap". but i guess thats another strange little thing.
seems kinda fucked up though. i mean hell why shit on the enlisted like that aye?
ive always found the division between enlisted and officers to be a bit much.
like why cant an E6 just promote to O2 after awhile? and ive never understood warrant officers.
i always thought about joining after college but said fuck it. i couldnt stand basically being a slave to a "superior". and i know its not like that exactly but. god damn i like to know if my boss is nuts I can leave ya know?
holy shit if you cant immediately tell when a video is being played backwards you have discovered a new level of faggotry
>>132963952
JOKEFLYINGOVERHEAD.GIF
>>132961235
Sam Raimi is behind this
>>132963288
Neither. Let it fly and get it later. Not breaking attention is discipline. Marines love shit like that. I was in a formation one time and saw someone pass out and fall forward. No one moved an inch.
>>132963288
>>132963571
>>132963783
>>132964215
>reddit spacing
>>132963952
OH MY GOD HE DOES???
>>132964363
The hollywood director? I thought he was busy filming season 3 of Ash Vs. the Evil Dead.
>>132961896
wow americans really are that retarded, who would've guessed
>>132964592
Shouldn't he have been able to tuck it under his arm esp. when handed back to him by CinC? I've seen Marines at attention that way?
>>132961841
>We will never have another president like him
I hope these next 8 years go as slowly as possibly, I really am not looking forward to having another self centered globalist faggot as a president.
>>132965324
>8 years
Oh, sweet delusion.
>>132965503
Emperor after 6 or 7 years
>>132965503
Right? How could he forget Don Jr.'s two terms right after Don's?
>>132961896
>>132961235
oh come on now
everyone has always wanted to bully those guard guys who are ordered to not move at all
>>132963288
marines are a bunch of crayon eating retards.
>>132961896
Welcome newfriend
>>132962414
>>132962414
>So CNN has decided to report the truth now, just
They "didn't" report the truth faggot. Do more research before acting like CNN cuck.
what really happened. Fag
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEXlpG2_BJU
>>132964820
kys my man
i like
typing like this
and i dont have a
reddit account
>>132962431
hey faggot stop spread fake news cuck. you are like CNN. This is what happened,
> >>132962414
>So CNN has decided to report the truth now, just
They "didn't" report the truth faggot. Do more research before acting like CNN cuck.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEXlpG2_BJU
>>132965503
> Kys faggot
4 more years! Let's goooo
>>132966635
formatting post like that is a cheap attention grab and looks like fucking shit
lurk more or pic related
>>132959726
what's the point of having velcrro hair if it doesn't keep your hat stuck to your head
>>132963952
posts like this make me ashamed of my flag
>>132962434
Ironically CNN actually praised him for this.
T H I C C
>>132963395
good idea
>>132962904
Do you have to volunteer for this kind of work or do you get picked for it? Because if I had an option I wouldn't volunteer.
>>132964215
If you're in the military you will be someone else's slave. At least the marine corps. Warrant officer generally don't take shit from nobody after they reach cwo 4
>>132961896
>>132961235
Get this to CNN.
Do it.
Please, I need to see them run it.
>>132968312
Of course. Race baiting is more important than trump-hating for them and all liberal media.
>>132962266
WE HEBREW NOW!
>>132961235
>takes his hat
>places it on the ground away from him
kek I wish this was real and not played in reverse
>>132968829
I second this. If cnn falls for this bait they're doomed
>>132961235
>>132961835
WTF, THIS IS THE GUY YOU GAVE THE NUCLEAR CODES TO? HAHAHAHAH stupid burgers congratulations at voting a racist, bigoted bully for president.
>>132962275
Schon drollig, oder?
>>132961896
They think you're the typical american retard, but I know you're baiting us for (You)s.
>>132961896
well played
>>132969515
>suckmyballs
subtle.
>>132961235
What do you expect from these people?
How are they even in the military if they can't even wear a hat!
BRAZZERS
>>132964592
locking knees. Shit is hilarious. just fall back like a board.
>there are people who actually took this bait
its the first post on even fucking reddit
>>132961235
BLUMPF BTFO
>>132971280
Thanks Captain Reddit. Always there to ruin the fun and leave the room dry and humorless with not a single dick left unsucked.
>>132968890
That hardware in their left hands. They are not fucking around.
>>132965503
Weren't you spouting this shit a year before the elections?
>>132966573
>>132966644
I dunno man, that CNNgif i pretty convincing of the antics Brumpfs gets up to when he thinks the cameras arnt around.
>>132966573
>White marine, black marine
>Only black marine's hat gets blown away
Helicopters are racist!
>>132959726
impeach!
>>132959726
so heartwarming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfJ4-gd4c9Y
>>132964363
DAMN RAIMI. MAN OF SPIDERS!
>>132961235
topkek
>>132961835
> CNN would probably play this since its bait
>>132962284
She looks so soft. :3
>>132959726
That lazy nigger couldn't even put his hat on
Trump had to help
>>132966573
A story that will be told for generations in that man's family. Classy and very human move by Trump there!
>>132961896
FAKE NEWS
>>132961235
WOW
IMPEACH NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>132961235
>CNN
>>132968829
This please someone.
>>132959726
I don't like fat ferret but kudos to him for that.
>>132961774
Underrated
>>132959726
TRUMP MOCKS MARINE WITH DISABILITY
IMPEACH NOW
>>132961896
dude lmao shut up dude lmao your wrong lmao
>>132959726
>OP praises Trump
Hey guys, looks like we got another normster from the_donald over here.
>>132961896
What layer of irony are we in right now
>>132961896
kek
>>132961235
>>132959726
SHTRLUMPDDF CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>132961235
Someone tweet this to cnn
Cnn epic get
>>132962005
>>132965214
>>132965776
>>132961841
>hat blows off again
>some officer tries giving it back, the guy refuses because military posture
>officer now tries to salute the soldier, but he can't salute back since he's not wearing the hat
awkward
>>132959726
new star wars lookin good
This is it, KERPLUMPLPHHH IS FINISHED
>>132961235
This is pretty dank, anon. Well done.
>>132986846
Salute was because President was boarding Marine 1.
An officer (person holding hat), does not "begin" or initiate a salute to a junior enlisted (person without hat).
The junior enlisted would have to salute first in this scenario had he been receiving his cover back.
>>132962594
You are a soldier, the president is the Commander in Chief of the Armed Forces.
You don't have to love him, but he is your superior
>>132961235
That's some Benny Hill shit right there lol.
>>132963876
Kek
>>132966222
they only eat crayons with jalapeno cheese
>>132961235
kek
>>132962182
kek
>>132985877
no, to Tareeq Nasheed or whatever his name is. He'll bite
>>132961235
WE ALL KNOW RUSSIA SENT THAT WIND GUST SO DRUMPFLAR GARBLESCROOPS COULD GET THIS PHOTOMOMENT
DRUMPFTARDS BTFO IMMINENT
SHE WILL WIN
The funny leftist memes said Trump wore a Toupee, wouldn't that wind have sent it flying?
>>132960152
>>132960369
The Marine's cover (hat) blew off and the President ran over and put it back on his head. Trump is a fucking saint.
>>132961835
LOL we have some fuckheads in here false flagging.
that's fucking it I was 1 gorillion % for trump but not after this no fucking way fuck this shit after i finish typing this i'm going to turn on cnn and start nodding my head till it falls off and i'm going to get a subscription to the nyt and wallpaper my house with it he truly was btfo'd
>>132978554
kys.
>>132961896
W R O N G
>>132974969
He's not a nigger. He's a US Marine. His cover blew off and the President himself ran over to pick it up. Semper Fidelis.
>>132969515
>suckmyballs
>/pol/ in charge of subtlety
>>132992342
Already posted a few places in full view of liberals.
#sundaytriggered
>>132961235
I heard he was smacking his lips, speaking like a negro while doing it, and telling him how he was going to eat some KFC later.
>>132959726
>bullying a marine
Doesn't exist, it's called getting hemmed up in the army. I'm pretty sure they have a similar term for it
Trump is his commander and he has all the right in the universe to do it
>>132971204
Never lock your knees.
>>132961841
WHY DID HE JUST RANDOMLY CLAP? TRUMPS DOING SOME PRETTY BIZARRE SHIT
>>132961235
Pls put on YouTube so I can trick liberals
>>132966222
>t. Army Motor T driver
>>132993212
Maybe he realized he was being a retard on camera so he tried acting the part a bit better. I like it. Very Bush Jr-esque. Maybe intentional 4D chess to appear less like a meanie and more like a lovable goofball, or maybe a genuine move from a loveable goofball. Obviously it can't be the last one. Obviously it IS a direct order from Vladimir Putin.
>My President Can't be This Cute!
>>132969515
>suck my balls
American subtlety at its finest.
>>132993679
But this was honestly the same reaction an infant has to finding a new toy.
>>132959726
LITERALLY virtue signalling
>>132993867
We can't all be as subtle as Canadians.
>>132993998
so progressive
>>132993926
>he doesn't do the happy food dance sometimes when he tries something new and great
I bet you don't even wiggle your butt and hum along to happy songs while you work
>>132965214
Coming from a leaf
America's average IQ is only 120 because of the niggers bringing it down
>>132959726
And in Obamas nigger infested White House
>>132994254
>something new
71 year old man what could be new to this guy honestly
>>132994254
post tits
When to brag down at the barbershop the night before and they cut his fade to short so his hat was to loose.
>>132962904
i have a few buds that have worked marine 1.
one was crew chief of the chopper
another was basically a flight attendant, he assigned seats and crap like that
i'm not sure what the other one did
>>132961835
To twitter!
>>132966635
That's not really reddit-spacing. It's when you put a double endline after a '>>' quote. Never do that, it outs you too easily.
>>132986846
Why are there so many hat rules? Holy shit just salute eachother or whatever.
>>132961469
Why you redditors just cant get this place?
>>132961896
you're right anon i don't think these other anons know that donald trump is actually a really nice man i once went to a rally and he was very kind even gave my son and daughter an autograph!!! anyway nice talking to you i'm having a great time here in amsterdam love you and hope to see you soon!!!
robert
>>132961896
ya blew it son
>Bump
>>132961896
you must be a fucking detective
>>132959726
I love Trump, he is a saint.
>>132961896
fuck off shill
>>132961896
Best bait of the day.
>>132961235
Kekkle
>>132992665
>He's not a nigger. He's a US Marine.
A monkey in a suit....
>>132959726
>Trump Mocks Disabled African-American Hero with White Hat Before Boarding Helikkkopter
>Hat meant as a symbol of white supremacy over minorities, sources say
>by Ezra Coinblattberg, Washington Post Contributor
>>132961896
stop ruining the joke newfag
>>132959726
HAHAHAA...I new a dipshit thread would start over this.And I knew you dipshits would leave out the part of vid where Trump retrieves the hat and puts it back on the marines head along with an apology FAKE NEWS
>>132975075
Impeach now because he picked up a marines hat that blew off?
> Retarded
Trump must be using chopper wing wash wind-proof hairspray. He's bald, and it stood firm like cement.
The president of the United States has placed my cover upon my head.
I am now a true Marine.