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>UK-US trade deal to happen quickly, says Trump
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40540340

>Labour try to resolve the ongoing de-selection row
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40533172

>Opposition and backbench Tory MPs to seek amendments to (aka disrupt) the Repeal Bill
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40529764

>Thousands join Pride parade in London
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40531136

>Another Royal Wedding may be on the cards, as Prince Harry apparently to propose to his gf imminently
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/prince-harry-planning-propose-girlfriend-10759843

>King's College London considers opening a European campus in Dresden
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-40532060

>Theresa May says plan to build Thatcher statue should go ahead, despite vandalism fears
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40529770

>Cornish terror group claims it has a would-be suicide bomber in its ranks
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4677520/Cornish-terror-group-says-SUICIDE-attacker.html
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>daily fail
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>>132926819
if there is one good thing about owen's faggotry it's that his family of socialists stops with him.
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>Dad? Yeah hi, I'm cutting off my dick and you won't get any grandchildren
>oh by the way I'm uploading this to youtube for clicks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utSfwJrreFk
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>>132926523
reminded /eire/ vs /pol/ starting now
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Are girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33OxwPg6mnw
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I'm hoping this trade deal speeds up brexit and makes sure we don't end up being the eu's bitch
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Throbbing meat
Bicycle seat
Stinky feet
Suckle a teet
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>>132926819
>OyVeyn Jewnes
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>>132926819
>second dad

So it runs in the family then?
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FUCK OFF CUNT

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/883085855203745795
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>>132926819
What's that yarmulke-like cap?
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>>132927214
>b-but you can't trade with other countries till we work out how to fuck you over REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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>>132927110
SMASH SINN FEINN IN RED

HE FEELS IT
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Bangers and mash
Grow a moustache
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>>132926673
>We're both in this photo... You're in the tummy
I'd say they should both be removed from the succession for that statement, but that leaves us with King Andrew.
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Why is it so hard to convince poor people that voting Tory is literally voting against their own interests?
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>>132926819
Yoooooo I didnt even know this guy was a yid. Can he be fucking worse? Gay jew anti white pro muslim labour affiliate journalist...
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Feel free to ignore this comment but please watch the final video.

>>132926523
Not a man

>>132926548
Hate crimes are a meme

>>132926580
The Krauts can honestly get to fuck tbqhwy. They've used the EU to enrich themselves after the war and it's worked very, very well. Those times are coming to an end and they know it.

>>132926632
If she quits and we get a pro-Brexit MP in power that would be perfect, if she quits and we have another election that would be terrible.

>>132926673
>Plays Trump card
Nice headline desu. And the US-UK alliance should be stronger than the UK-EU alliance. Armed officers in airports is Eastern Europe tier and will only be for propaganda. We shouldn't allow any foreign soldiers to be armed in any public space in the UK.

>>132926720
The Argies need to shut the fuck up. They're pathetic and even if they took the Falklands they'd still be pathetic. The women are kinda hot though.

>>132926757
Firemen washing 95 year old's arses. No.

>>132926803
I can't believe people watch that shite.

>>132926819
(((((())))))

>>132926962
PTSD exists, but too many fake it or think that any form of torment equates to PTSD

This video shows PTSD in its full form:

https://youtu.be/S7Jll9_EiyA
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>>132927156
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>>132926819
Owen Jones is a kike????

please let it be true.
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>tomorrow theme
>nice and dark and easy on the eyes
>hard to read text

>standard theme
>bright and blinding

wat do?
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>>132926632
>I'm the first man in the UK to give birth
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>>132927574
Its like listening to the next Shakespeare.
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>>132926523
Is this real?
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>>132927684
use the standard theme but add a destop featuring a girl who's easy on the eyes
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>>132927626
"In like manner women also in decent apparel: adorning themselves with modesty and sobriety, NOT WITH PLAITED HAIR, or gold, or pearls, or costly attire, But as it becometh women professing godliness, with good works."
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>>132927653
The fact that more people are dying as a result of austerity is a clear sign that people are unable to take proper care of themselves. Fair play with the elderly but they aren't all elderly people.
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>>132927514
why have we still not left the eu i'm confused we voted out so why havnt we just been like in a bit mate nice knowing you fuck off
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>>132927717

Thanks lad i'm still learning
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>>132927626
>9 (You)'s, 1 post

Nice old school vid too
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>>132926960
i know mate but just call it a pub not a social club
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>>132927687
i """""used to be"""" a women but gender is just a social construct.
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>>132927888
Well we are saying fuck off but very slowly so they all get the message.
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>>132927606
most of my family and parents friends are poor they are all die hard labour supporters, there were riots when i said i was gonna vote conservative
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Are any papers worth reading?
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>>132923401

>"The only reason we take in so many migrants is to provide cheap labour to massive, multi-nationals like Tesco. Without access to cheap, disposable labour they will crumble and local shops will return. Sadly if you even suggest reducing migration to further the lives of natives, you're called a racist when in fact all you're doing is supporting the dissolution of wage oppression and end cycle of poverty for both native and foreign workers. The people living in places like Grenfell are just the tip of the iceberg of those trapped into poverty by this system. It looks great on paper - "wow gdp is up and business is booming!" in reality, the richest are getting richer, and the poorer getting poorer"
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I swear, I can't be the only one who has seen that headline before? The one about the "man" giving birth.

I remember seeing it like mid 2007 or something, fucking years ago! Might not be same guy obviously, but I remember reading it and it was getting the same reaction then.

I think the tabloids just recycle the same stories over and over.
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LADS

SPOONS AMIRITE?

PRE DRINKS! I WAS MUNTED RIGHT UP! HO HO
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>>132927687
this isn't even the first i remeber watching some shit about the same topic on chanel four when i was like 10
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Get yerselves red pilled on Grenfell.

https://behindthepaywallblog.wordpress.com/2017/07/08/the-grenfell-tower-fire-would-not-have-happened-without-the-eu-and-global-warming/
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>>132923401

show them this speech

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQVIeTLqgOw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYZvgkPyS-I
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>>132928179
I worked at Spoons for a year and I think I aged five years from stress and inhaling oven cleaner.
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>>132927156
I'm starting to really like her.

>>132927083
>Lifeline
Unnecessary wording desu but Trump being in power at the same time as Brexit is perfect. This video of his pick for EU ambassador proves that. Well worth a watch for those who haven't seen it.

https://youtu.be/7mxFUa1wzEw

The interesting part is from 08:00 onwards

>I had in a previous career a diplomatic post where I helped to bring down the Soviet Union; so maybe there's another Union that needs a little taming
>The EU is tilted towards Germany
>My Juncker was a very adequate Mayor of some city in Luxembourg; maybe he should go back and do that again

BASED
A
S
E
D

>>132927186
Liz Hurley would get it

>>132927216
Top rhymes lad

>>132927424
Should have come out and voted in the election we literally just had desu. Fuck em.
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>>132928179
used to be one of these pricks.
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>>132927996
Do you think that once we leave and we are doing well other countries will stop leaving as theyll be like holy shit look at britain it's not so shit anymore
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>>132927996
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>while walking backwards with fingers up
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>>132928125
>seeing it like mid 2007
Yeah I remember a joke on Mock the Week around then about s tranny that had given birth that went like
>Good news: you've had a baby. Bad news: it's blown your cock off
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>>132928125
yeah defo i remeber it being on channel four
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>>132928094
True story but under Labour as well with the idea of re-distributing wealth people will still be poor because the simple fact is that Britain doesn't have the money and is losing out on land with the amount of immigration that has happened and without doubt will continue to happen as I said just after I voted in the general election: "British politics is absolutely brutal" and simply because there wasn't a single political party currently out there that could do the job.
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>>132926819
>lifelong socialist
>using your grandfather's death to score political points
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>>132928323

She's our last chance.
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>>132927879
Many of them were disabled. If you don't know how to game the system you are basically fucked.

I have high functioning autism, honestly if I wasn't an extreme systemiser I would probably have an heroed by now.
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>>132928350
am one of these cunts, HAHA LETS GET THE VK'S IN YEAH 2 FOR £3? DOWN IT
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>>132927676
>>132927621
Not if it's on the male side

>>132927876
That's all well and good but I fucking love plaits on women. The rest of it can stand though.

>>132927966
You're worth the (You)'s

>>132928039
Not really, no. Buying papers is a meme. But I do check out most of their sites on a Sunday and get the general media concensus on stories.

>>132928125
Happened in the US/Canada a few months ago I think. And there was a picture of some fat tranny breastfeeding a kid a few years back too which might be what you're thinking of.

I do agree that they recycle stories though; all part of the propaganda.
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>>132928561
I disagree.
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>>132928389
Been saying that from the start, if Britain does well after it leaves the EU other EU members are gonna think the social club is bollocks and fuck off elsewhere because the EU is a bloody mess and countries are being dragged down the plughole with the EU establishment.
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>>132928323
>That This Week segment
I remember this, that guy is great.
It's good to have a US President who actually seems to genuinely like us.
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>>132926819

Went out shopping earlier in Cardiff and sat on a bench on the high street to cool down (was proper warm and humid today and my groin was like the rainforest).

Just so happened to sit next to a table of "young socialists". They had a petition going for "justice for Grenfell". They had just 3 signatures. They managed to stop one guy to ask for his signature, and he said "yeah but havent they all been offered houses and that? And theres an inquiry going on? What justice do you want?"
They just said "ok if you dont want to sign thats fine"
I was smiling ear to ear and the guy saw me and chuckled and walked off.

Meanwhile the people collecting signatures for repeals on dog breed-specific legislation had tons. I signed that one.
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/mood swings/
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>>132928586
alright maybe not that bad lad. I used to live in Spoons though, worked there & spent 90% of the time I wasn't working in there on the piss.
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>>132927653
Why do leftists equate taking away muh bennies with killing someone?
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>>132928393
That looks about right.
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>>132927653
More pensioners die because of bullshit green taxes on fuel bills than are killed by austerity.

>What's blue and fucks old ladies?
>a. Hypothermia
>b. Tory energy policy.
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>>132928586
>>132928179
This is exactly what I imagine when we get a nomad wander through here lecturing everyone on how to get laid
No thx I'm gud
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>>132928323
>Trump being in power at the same time as Brexit is perfect

Not really, Americans aren't exactly known for their love of zero sum games and that was before they got a stereotypical and isolationist businessman.
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>>132928393
Team Noel all the way.
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>>132928656

Fuck off, this is a joke right?

The man who supports the nanny state, the man who would sacrifice another 1400 girls if it helped the Tories.
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>>132928563
Its a lose/lose situation with welfare, care, health either way its a tough decisionwhere you're gonna get fucked over.
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>>132928914
dont knock it till youve done it lad, thats what uni is aboot
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>>132928586
HAHA LET SHOUT TALK! LET GO FUCKING MENTAL WE-HEY, HIS A MAD'n!!
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>>132928996
I have a degree and not chlamydia
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everything is fucked
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>>132928957
Care to justify those accusations?
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Right, who's repping us in the 4-chancup vs EIRE?
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>>132929054
HAHAHA YEAH MATEILL NECK THIS FATTY AND YOU DOWN HER DRINK? ON 3 ?? ?
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>>132926548
Rugby is for loser betas

> hurr durr everybody wins :)
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>>132927156
law and order
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>>132927653

Reminder that such data would include people who sit on their arse all day, smoke 40 a day, are obese and were refused a gastric bypass and died from being a fat fuck.
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>>132928769
He does seem proud of his own history (Scottish) and has a page on his website about it which is very unusual for a billionaire businessman. Did you see his Poland speech? It was basically a whites>everybody else and anti-migration, pro-God, pro-white culture speech. Pretty good.

I think he's of the generation that still hate the Krauts. His parents would have probably spoken to him a lot about the war and about Germany and I think he has a real distrust of them and then seeing Merkel do what she's done/is doing will push him further away from them and the EU.

>>132928801
Fair play to that guy and the Cardiff people in general. The Grenfell thing is being blown out of all proportion and I'm fucking sick of hearing about it.

>>132928832
Welfare state. I tend to think it's a very good thing actually, it just needs to be reigned in and properly means tested. If the government fail to plan for the future and people lose employment as a result the government should be responsible and look after those people.

For example, the impending automation of around 20% of jobs is going to destroy hundreds of thousands/millions of lives. The government should have been planning for this for decades by educating people, allowing the population to continue down its natural decreasing path, legislating for phased automation etc. But they have done fuck all and people's lives will be ruined.
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>>132928914
Uni lads don't get laid, they just say they do.
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whys it so fucking hot lads i'm sweating my tits off
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>>132929133

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qty-tKFdiw
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>>132929356
Well someone's deflowering all the English Lit girls
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>>132928561
its fucking richard hammond
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>>132929356
you sure mate or is that just what you say to yourself to feel better?
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>>132929423
I've deflowered one desu

Some uni lads get laid m8s
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>>132929356
>the inflated belly of the GF is just fat
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>>132928832
If you take bennies off someone that has no means of supporting themselves and the outcome is obvious.

It's more manslaughter but whatever.
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>>132929356
I got laid probably 7 or 8 times a year at uni for 3 years
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>>132928586
Bloke in the middle

>>132929054
Bloke on the left

What in the fuck is going on with the faces of these people?
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>>132928939
What are you implying with that? That he's going to put the US ahead of us? Or that he's just talking bollocks?

>>132927653
I agree. But unfortunately Leftists think that it's either have millions of muzzies and niggers and a welfare state or have slightly fewer muzzies and niggers and have a slightly less generous welfare state.

There is a middle ground.

Socialism and Nationalism. Some might put those words the other way around.
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>>132928549
Owen isn't a socialist is he?
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>>132926523
The patriarchy is even taking away childbirth from women now too
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>>132929385
This. I can't stand this fucking heat anymore
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>>132929054
What the fuck is wrong with his forehead?
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>>132929165

He has never once challenged our hate speech laws, he has never once challenged Islam, he toes the party line on every occasion saying X PM must stay to then jump on the next one.

Even despite all this, the Tories are a pro-immigration party, even if he was PM he would have as much say as me or you. The party runes the PM not the other way around.
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>>132929409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHhuBZEZESU

>London is much better now, much better. Anyone who wants it to be like it used to be has no life and has never experienced the vibrancy of London today. Yeah some areas might be dangerous but you avoid those areas. London had dangerous areas back in the day. Some people maybe want the old signs of no irish blacks or dogs back, they want rationing, blackouts, cold war fear. They forget that in this era their country needed a labour force an urgently. Those looking at the past will miss the future
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>>132929356
I'm about a 6.5/10 and managed to shag about 15 girls at uni. People might exaggerate their numbers but if you manage to get through 3-4 years without a fuck you have to be actively trying to remain celibate or just be a total spastic.
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>>132929054
He's wasting his fucking drink, the stupid fucker
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>>132928769
Why in the fuck are you cunts associating my glorious flag with that thing that wretched spawn of the (((((((((Council of Europe)))))))))
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>>132929296

Step 1) Law and order,
Step 2) Stop migration,
Step 3) Light a flame...
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>>132929622
He's obviously talking bollocks. Brexit is a golden opportunity for the US to take advantage of the UK.
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>>132929594
It's the way the photos are taken. A stupidly bright flash, a crazy short shutter speed and a semi-fisheye lens.
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>>132929821
t. Alberto Barbosa
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How do I get laid? I'm 22 and I haven't even kissed a girl.
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>>132927156
She's a lesbian. Worthless womb-stealing cunt.
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>>132929680
i sweat in the winter if i go out in the sun i literally gotta drink about a litre of water per hour or i feel like i'm gonna pass out
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>Sorry, for legal reasons we can't play this programme here.

defund the fucking bbc now
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>>132929994
jesus christ i hope ur larping lad, managed to get laid 3 or 4 times first year even with my low as fuck test levels and libido
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>>132929734
Might be much better and much more vibrant but with everything that's going on in today's world it is a much more dangerous place.

1960's London with the likes of the Kray twins and Lenny McLean London had a sense of security that its doesn't have nowadays.
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>>132929846
They can take advantage of our banking sector, sure. And we can take advantage of their enormous, wealthy market of users and buyers.

My main negotiating point, were I a negotiater in this, would be a GDP/capita trade balance.
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>>132929994

You wait till your 25 and still a kissless virgin
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>>132929902

No lad, there are other people in the photo who still have homo sapien skulls.
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>>132929803
I truly feel sorry for you.

Your self delusion is so bad you even lie when anonymous
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JUST
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>>132930046
I'm not in uni. I'm a neet.
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>>132929227
WEEEY! GRAB HER ARSE! PULL HER KNICKERS DOWN AND GIVE EZ A SNIFF!! SHES TOO FAT TO CLAIM ITS RAPE HAHAHA!!
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>>132930053
>>132930046
>>132929994
Ba, fuck it virgin or no virgin only got another good 50 years on the clock if any of us are lucky.
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>>132930023

We really don't have any other option. Complaining about her being a carpet muncher is a bit pedantic when we're 2 minutes to midnight and 32% of primary school kids are not white British.
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>>132929335
Not seen his speech yet, but I've heard good things. Might stick it on later when I'm getting ready to go to sleep.

>>132929994
You have to actually go outside and talk to them. It's scary I know, I don't do it either.
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>>132929994
just try fuck someone easy at a party or some shit, ive had one relationship i loved the girl she bits she was my everything she left me because she wasn't happy i treated her perfectly and she left me because she wasn't happy when they leave youre left with a whole which you wont be able to fill it's a waste of time
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>>132930184
https://youtu.be/QtuS4YQPOGQ
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>>132930208
>50 years on the clock
Fuck that. If I'm not published by the time I'm 30 I'm offing myself.
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>>132930184
AYYYY OI OI THERES ENUFF FOR 2 HERE LADIES, COME ON ROUND HAVE A NOSH!!11
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>>132930341
Haha what a way to go mate!
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>>132930078
Not sure why you think that's not true. Do you have any idea how slutty girls are at uni? They will fuck basically anyone who looks ok. Literally.
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>>132929821
If you're not voting to leave (DESTROY) the EU, you're part of the problem.
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>>132930322
I don't have any friends. I'm a NEET. I don't like clubbing or drinking copious amounts of booze.

What are my options?
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>>132929622
>>Socialism and Nationalism. Some might put those words the other way around.
This is the only reason I support Corbyn, he has successfully destroyed the monopoly that neoliberal psuedoeconomics had since Thatcher.

Most people seem to have forgotten that (old) labour were reasonably nationalist, even fucking Tony Benn was against joining europe.
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Why is it that everyone who went Uni is an insufferable cunt?

I talk with my colleagues and they can't stand them either. Literally the worst people in the workplace, and even complain that they get shit appraisals and the like
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>>132930522
Tinder and lies.
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>>132930322
Yeah my feelings pretty much, I don't give a shit about hooking up with slags like uni lads do, I loved a girl very much before and it was a waste of time and behaving like a hedonist chasing any bit of minge you can possibly find is completely worthless if you know what love is like
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>>132926468

6 TAXIS

MENTAL

WHAT A FUCKING DEEP AND MEANINGFUL EXPERIENCE YOU HAVE UNDER A TREE IN THE FUCKING GARDEN OF YOUR FUCKING HOUSE WHEN YOUR PISSED

THE ABSOLUTE CIRCUMFERENCE OF THE BANTZ
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>>132930638
...Yuntay?
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>>132930522
Holy fuck sunshine...just go for a walk in the park
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WANG
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>>132930522
Dog walking, plenty of fit split-arses out walking their dogs.
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>>132930522
no idea you probably have more life experience than me desu
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>>132930723
>>132930661
>>132930399

Piss off back to the Lad Bible you fucking mongs
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>>132930638
>This is probably why mate
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>Jews control English government
>Jews control EU
There's really no right answer other than total regression to the fucking middle ages is there lads
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>>132930638
>b-but ive got a 2:3 in business admin from ten years ago i should get the easier sitting-down-a-lot role REEEEEEEEEE
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>>132930881
OI keep that lad bible pish for kikebook
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>>132930723
>>132930742
Thats not a bad idea although I dont have a dog.

>>132930767
I seriously doubt that.
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>>132931000
The thing about the EU is, all these leaders are supposedly Christian. But if you look at their faces, they have clear-as-day jew noses and faces.
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we lost to a bunch of potatoes
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>>132931086
Just put in some ear plugs and listen to some music instead.
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>>132931000
EU's worse than English govt but not by much.
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>>132930638
>Why is it that everyone who went Uni is an insufferable cunt?
Because only the cunts lord it over everyone and bring it up at every possible opportunity.

Fuck, I have a postgrad and some of my friends have known me 6+ months before they found out.
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>>132931082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjXeJr2lwlI
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UK hip hop. British poets:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBxYn1ighoU
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>>132931000
I say fuck them. Read up on Bobby fisher the chess player. He knew.
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>>132931000
>regression
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>>132931352
>How dare you use word correctly
?????
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remember this?

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/ppx4kg/with-open-gates-the-forced-collective-suicide-of-european-nations-debunked-938

where did it go?

oh das right, deleted from jewtube, the wrong kind of viral material.
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Why am i different to other people? Why am i a loner? Why do i struggle talking to girls? Am i meant to be like this?
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>>132931000
The jews hold the cards to bring about a royal flush and win all the money on the table. Thats the endgame.
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>>132931086
i'm only 18 lad i'm a neet who became a normy for like 2 years
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>>132931491
its not 2 yet foggot
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It really is a sad world, isn't it? Feels time, lads.

What's on your minds?
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>>132931463
How are you using it correctly?
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>>132931491
probably spent too much time on 4chan in your teenage years. did you have mates at school?
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>>132931491
Don't worry mate many others are in the same vote, I can strike up a professional convo but never a casual one.
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>>132931082
Lad my age fresh out of Uni just joined a entry level role in IT. A role that I did 5 years ago

Must be great being 50k in debt and a CV 5 years behind mine. Can't believe these fuckers want me to pay for their further """education"""
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>>132928179
>>132928350

Fucking hell. That made me wince. These sorts are hell. I just wanted to go out and have a few drinks around a meal, or just do something like talk.

But no, IT'S GRIND NIGHT. Fuck.
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>>132931569
Was it worth it? I don't know if i could shut my brain off like that.
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>>132931537
What are you talking about? They are invincible.
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>>132931626
Why do i get so incredibly randy when im hung over (especially wine)?
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>>132931481
>remember this?
It is still on dumpert

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6695011/28ec7b05/met_open_poorten.html
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>>132931481

>nothing to do with the current wave of immigration

haha
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>>132930078
I have no reason to lie. Pulling at uni was just pretty easy. If you can't pull there, you won't manage to pull anywhere.

>>132930244
Definitely give it a watch. The best part is about 2/3rds in I think but the whole thing is worth a watch.

>>132930587
I agree somewhat but I can't support Corbyn even remotely. He has some good policies but the bad ones are astonishingly bad and he's still a globalist cuck.

I do think that's our quickest route to natsoc though; to close the gap on the 'political horseshoe' and to push the leftists from cuckoldry to nationalism.

>>132930661
Pretty much this. If it's just a fuck you're looking for this is the best option.

>>132931228
https://youtu.be/BdOrngdLywc
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>>132930522
Loneliness are despair.

>tfw i find someone who shares my interests like but they're still a hedonistic selfish nob

Never works
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>>132931844
Being hung over at all is terrible.
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>>132931626
why wasnt i just born as a fucking normie
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>>132931626
Could have been out tonight with the lads but no because most of them work weekends and im working weekdays so the lads are never out in force and the saturday night is usually pretty stale because the right characters aren't out.
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>>132931665
We would be regressing to an earlier state of society by returning to a middle ages style world. Or are you about to suggest huuuh it'd be better than today fucking sjw cuckcuckcukc

If so dont bother replying
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>>132931895
sure but not getting bazillions of views like the original video was
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>>132931669
Only discovered this place last year. Had friends in school but didn't play out much. My mum was very protective of me.

>>132931704
Same. I just dont like small talk. Only like things that interest me and are detailed.
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>>132931481
https://youtu.be/K0hD7IffTJs

The original may have been deleted but the video is still there.
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>>132931626
It's not that sad
I'm pretty fucking happy most of the time >>132928802
I just have frequent lapses into past failings >>132930671
Beyond that I'm really enjoying my modest unimportant life, interesting time to be alive and I have it a lot better than 90% of the planet
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>>132931911
The one plus point of Corbyn is he would utterly destroy the country and maybe that is exactly what we need.
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>>132931844
same here. always lay there groaning and holding my head until i wake the girlfriend up for a quick bang
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>>132932025
>this post
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>>132931491
Serious question, have you been testing for aspergers?

Literal aspie myself, wasn't diagnosed until I was 26.

We have our own social groups that sometimes make /pol/ look like antifa.
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>>132932093
Oh no. I'm actually confused about whatever I know what happiness is or not. I ask people, sometimes. They can't explain it.
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>>132931826
I'm talking about Hitchens pointing out that a lot of terrorists are drug-abusers. Who is invincible?
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>>132931626
I just feel terrible about the absolute state of everything

I feel like our life, our timeline, had potential to be good. But there are forces that are, for whatever reason, making most of the people on this earth unhappy.

Sounds like lefty shite but it's important to me. Globalists are literally lowering world happiness every year.
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>>132932054
Earlier only by technological and calendrical measures
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>>132926523
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>>132932066
Exactly, had to ask simple stuff when I was left by my mate to talk to his gf while he was away getting drinks and had to ask shit like "hows your day been " and stuff like that to stop the atmosphere getting awkward as fuck
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>>132931844
first week of nofap, went to the pub earlier every girl I saw I had the yearning but alas I have the social skills of a downs. I promise I wont rape lads
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>>132931983
Life would be so fucking easy if I could enjoy working for other people, watching shit TV and shopping.
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>>132931626

I SPENT £140 LAST NIGHT

I BOUGHT 12 SHOTS EVEN THE BARMAN HAD ONE

FACEBOOK CANT HANDLE US HAHAHA
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>>132931491
Social anxiety due to lack of childhoood and andolescent socialisation.
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>>132932132
Aren't you people the ones that fill the brony, furry and GDQ communities?
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>>132931179
my mistake was putting in 40yr old migrant children

England plays FOUR FOUR FUCKING 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfpyD3xYjDg&t=220
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>>132931626
not much, starting to get /comfy/ watching that new Churchill movie.
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>>132931759
meh it was okay i ended up doing alot of drugs which led to a psychotic episode and being completely disconnected from reality for 8 months and fucking up my education so i'm gonna say no i'd much prefer to play vidya watch animus browse the interwebs
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>>132932225
YES SO WE WOULD BE REGRESSING YOU TOSSER

Maybe we can start throwing low IQs like you back into the fucking mines and regress even more
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>>132932115 Brit/pol/ and washing the car are the only things making up for this shit saturday
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>>132929680
It's not even warm. I'll probably sleep with a cover tonight tbqh

>>132931491
You sound like a fucking autist.
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>>132932391
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>>132932109
I do pretty much agree that destroying the country is the quickest way to rebuild it. But I don't think Corbyn would destroy it, I think he'd keep us going down the same path just with less money.
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>>132932025
>the lads are never out in force
THE LAAAAAAAAAADSSSSSSS

fucking benders
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>>132930522
Masturbate to anime grills
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>>132932517
I bet you're like a priest. Good with the kiddies HAHAHAH
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>>132932517
>t. Billy no mates
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>>132932214
My point is that people who do that sort of things do it because they think they are invincible and don't consider that their actions could change them in an irreversible way. Even if someone who has been though it tells them otherwise, they will try and beat those odds.

>>132932219
It hurts me, too. I am currently reading into English history so that I can preserve it in my mind, and escape to it. I used to do that a lot when I was a child... why not now?

>>132932309
I knew a guy who spend his whole student loan in 2 months on this sort of thing. Of course his rich daddy bailed him out and he went and taught skiing to 'make it back'. Hilarious, really.

>>132932348
I can't stand anything involving him.
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Which should i learn first lads?
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>>132932309
>being this bitter
sad desu
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>>132932132
I was tested when i was 15 but it came back negative.

>>132932219
Same here. Maybe David Icke is right?

>>132932258
Yeah I never know what say when im with a girl i have a crush on.
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>>132931491
I felt exactly the same as you, still do really. I have friends, but I've drifted more and more away from them recently - they're more just people I tolerate nowadays.
I can fake being a normie when I'm at work, and I can have platonic conversations with girls - but as soon as I'm attracted to them I become the most autistic person in the world.
It does get easier when you're a bit older though, there's a certain comfort in being a weirdo. Once your libido starts to die down in your mid-late twenties you probably won't even care that you're a virgin, I know I don't particularly care anymore.
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>>132932132
>>132932816
>go to therapy
>"have you been tested for autism? you're avoiding my eyes a lot."
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>>132932770
You're going to learn a whole musical?
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>>132932673
>>132932684
i have no mates by choice though, no joke

people want to be friends with me and always have done since i am confident and good looking, but i just hate fuckers

can i get benefits for severe misanthropy?
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>>132932219
>But there are forces that are, for whatever reason, making most of the people on this earth unhappy.
This. I'm slowly taking the religious pill actually, good vs evil etc. It all makes sense. What I have always called cuntishness or dickheadishness is actually evil, it's the snake in the garden of Eden, it's Sodom and Gomorrah, it's Lucifer. The continual push to move people away from the natural order of things, to create a new world order, to control and to change, to propagandise for self purpose. It's all evil.
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>>132932691
>>132932816
The absolute fucking state lads
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>>132932816
Honestly, just ask simple shit if the moment ever comes along, it will get you through without any major hassles
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>>132932924

Piano, yeah

Although the Les Mis one doesn't have "One Day More" which is a bit shit. None of the books have it for some reason.
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>>132932321
>Imply they are mutually exclusive.

Seriously, you ever seen a black furry?
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>>132932816
You sound like a right fucking autist lad.

If you have a crush on a girl you get chatting to her, get her number, and ask her if she'd like to go out sometime. Literally easy as shit. Sometimes they say yes, sometimes they say no.
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>>132932969
I feel like there is a good, and an evil. Sometimes actual actions are one that's done for the opposite reason. But right now evil is winning, and it is fucking hurting, particularly Europe and the white USA nations.

But what that's actually doing is increasing the misery of the world. Fuck, even 20 years ago everyone was so much happier.
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>>132933111
gross
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>>132932943
Meh it happens mate, just better if you can find a group of characters that make a night out a whole weekend.
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>>132932913
kek. I was conditioned by my dad to look into the eyes when talking to someone. So now I unintentionally give death stares to people I talk to.
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>>132932943
>LARPing this hard
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>>132931626
My best friend from high school doesn't want to reconnect after I moved away for college 2 years back, he lost himself with drugs and became a degenerate but still feels bad mahn
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>>132933149
It's always amazing to me how people like you exist. How can you be so confident? What gives you the right? It feels as if it's a superpower to me.
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>>132933068
Oh wow, nice. I'd probably learned Grease if it was me, no real reason
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>>132933111
> Nazi and paw fetish

Okay... then?
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>>132933305
Maybe he will take an overdose of heroin one day and go out peacefully. Mos of us won't.

>>132933276
He used to say that to me. Didn't do it.
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>>132932816
>I was tested when i was 15 but it came back negative.
It's worth asking for a second opinion, half the diagnosticians are useless, and autism can get worse as you get older.
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>>132933368
nigga u gay
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>>132933368

I only got the Grease one so the kids at a youth theatre i help run can sing a long.

Les Mis is fucking awesome to play on piano.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urxk4mveLCw
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>>132932969
Varg is right. People hate him but he is fucking right. Let the whole fucking thing collapse. We can rebuild after.

>>132933149
What do i ask them?
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>>132932943
>can i get benefits for severe misanthropy?
Schizoid personality disorder you could.
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>>132932943

This is what I'm like.
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>>132933320
How is it amazing when it's perfectly rational? If you want to actually get a girlfriend you've got to be contented with the fact the girl you're after might not like you.
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>>132933320
>>132933149
Some guys just have that mindset where they don't give a fuck and just go for gold. Other folks like myself especially are the most stubborn fuckers you'll ever meet won't make any sort of move unless its been some real A-team shit with hannibal, Mr.T and shit.
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>>132926523
Approaching peak degeneracy.
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>>132932991
just open a biology book, maybe get into medicine, it sounds like surgery is for you
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>>132933537
Got to be competitive that way and force yourself to be one charming motherfucker
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>>132933149
it's not that easy
>like a girl
>become obbsessed
>act like a complete fucking retard around them
>back off before they think i'm too weird
>don't talk to them again
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>>132933436
True, more than most of us could hope for, last I heard of him he had made a fake snapchat of one of the more popular lads from our year and was talking to underagers, ppl change
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>>132933152
Evil is winning, you're right. It's been winning for a long time now I think and turning that around is imperative to the continuation of our civilisation. Civilisations rise and fall, and we're currently in freefall and the only methods of fixing it are to embrace the evil and use its methods against itself.

What makes it more difficult is that the majority, or at least many, believe that their actions are for good. The people on gay pride marches all believe they're good people, the pro-refugees cucks think they're doing the right thing. And maybe they are, maybe that is the right future. Maybe the 5% who feel the same as us are in the wrong, maybe we're evil? Fuck knows. But I do know that this country/world isn't working for me, it's not making me happy and it's not fulfilling me and I need that to change and I want a better future for my future children.

I've never been a spiritual person but I'm starting to understand it a lot more. It's a very good way to explain what's happening and to try to cope with it.
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>>132933230
i've done all that though... none of that interests me
i've fucked enough slags to not give a fuck
i've had enough girlfriends to not give a fuck
i've been on enough "mad" nights out, etc
i just don't give a fuck for any of it, all the keeping up with the joneses bullshit

people invite me out, or try to befriend me all the time, but i prefer to be alone and do not particularly see the point of friendship

my ex bird said i'm a sociopath, but a proper one, not just some retard who can be cold at times...

>>132933296
not larping, but believe whatever you want

>>132933530
yeah looked at that before. describes me perfectly but probably difficult to actually be diagnosed with that

>>132933532
wonderful, isn't it?
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>>132933518
What do you mean?

You strike up a conversation, and then just ask for her number, or ask if she wants to go out for a drink/meal/coffee sometime. Make it clear you think she's attractive and would ideally like to get to know her better, but don't act too desperate (all of this is nonverbal, of course).

They'll either feel the same way, or they won't. If they do, great. If not, plenty more fish in the sea.
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>>132932969

The spirit pill is the master pill.
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>>132932943
I'm this way, but I don't hate people (for the most part). I just have no interest in developing a social relationships with people.
I have no problem with social skills either, my job requires me to "be social". 1 person to have a loving relationship with is enough.
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>>132933801
Thats bang on mate.
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>>132933934
How do you non-verbally ask for her number? Point at your phone and wink?
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>>132933149
Loving a girl requires loving yourself at the same time.

Being obsessed with a girl puts more value on them than yourself. That does not make a healthy relationship. You need equal value.
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>>132933801
That whole sequence of events seems entirely alien to me.
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>>132933320
>>132933546
Every male in the entire history of your existence, right back to the fucking primordial soup, managed to fuck. They all managed to woo and to shag a woman. Don't be the one to break that tradition.

Literally just talk to people. The worst that can happen is they aren't interested. All you've given them is a few minutes and a few words, nothing lost. Don't overplan things, don't 'put pussy on a pedestal'. Just act like a normal human.

>>132933518
Total collapse is sounding really fucking enticing. Not sure of the best way to make that happen.
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>>132933934
Ok thank you
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>>132933537
It is. But the attitude you have gives me the impression that you're confidence is rock-steady in the face of that. I envy you. I was never helped to make my own choices.
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>>132934018
half the people here are probably all on the same boat i'd just rather not it's all to stressfull and fucks me up in the head because i'm pretty bad at understanding my own emotions desu
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>>132934070
Nah, the nonverbal was in reference to the attempt at conveying sexual or romantic interest.
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smoke detector thing started beeping like fuck last night apparently due to low battery, woke my dogs up and they started howling. sister had to go down and sort it out. i woke up in the morning none the wiser, heard absolutely none of anything.
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>>132933898
Don't the slags, the posers, exe's, just a night out with the right characters and having a laugh while doing a pub/ nightclub crawl.

Fair play if you don't enjoy that stuff, got a good pal who's the same way, doesn't enjoy going out to posers and doesn't like going out to the pub for a drink either he just doesn't seem to enjoy it.
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>>132933801
Don't become obsessed, speak to them before reaching that point. Or just use that obsession to make it better. The professionals in any field are obsessives. Andy Murray is obsessive about tennis and he's the best in the world at tennis. He worked the obsession into something healthy and you can do that with women too.

And don't act like a retard. It's really fucking simple. Just talk to them like normal people and let them know you're interested without sounding like a weird cunt.
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>>132933801
This literally describes my behaviour the last time I liked someone and thought I might have had a chance with them.
Now I see girls and just convince myself not to bother.
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>>132934290
thank god you don't live in a tower block sonny jim
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>>132934195
that's part of the reason have started avoided people again i cant deal with shit like that i've always been a very independant i find that when ive had friends for a while i start losing alot of my individuality and forgot who i am so i think i'm just meant to not be around people i have accepted it
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>>132934210
Just wait it out lad. Buy some land in a remote area. Get a hunting license and gun. Grow fruit and veg. Maybe set it up with a girlfriend and some friends. Then just fucking wait for collapse.
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>>132934258
Same here, too much drink and excitement drives me nuts and my pals put me in the taxi to go home.
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>>132934471
thank god i have my white privilege
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>>132934255
Wasn't born with it. I used to have pretty severe social anxiety until my gap year lad. You can get more confident if you work at it, but you need the willpower to do it.

Once you actually develop confidence, though, it never goes away. The whole idea of being deathly frightened of judgement just seems wholly incomprehensible to me now.
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>>132933530
>this
Lol.
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>>132934210
Yeah eventually I will end up walking up to a really nice girl and blurting it out but till then its just good ol saturday night in the club with some mates.
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>>132934376
it's really not that simple for me emotions are the worlds most confusing things and i'm pretty implsive so i cant help but being full on retard
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PRESIDENT TRUMP EXITING AIRFORCE ONE LIVE NOW
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>>132926523
thats not a man baby!
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>People with schizoid personality disorder are often aloof, cold, and indifferent, which causes interpersonal difficulty. Most individuals diagnosed with SPD have trouble establishing personal relationships or expressing their feelings meaningfully. They may remain passive in the face of unfavorable situations. Their communication with other people may be indifferent and terse at times. Because of their lack of meaningful communication with other people, those who are diagnosed with SPD are not able to develop accurate impressions of how well they get along with others.
>When people's personal space is violated, they feel suffocated and feel the need to free themselves and be independent
>Donald Winnicott explains this need to modulate emotional interaction by saying that schizoid individuals "prefer to make relationships on their own terms and not in terms of the impulses of other people." Failing to attain that, they prefer isolation.
>Some individuals with SPD who are in treatment say that "life passes them by" or they feel like living in a shell; they see themselves as "missing the bus" and complain of observing life from a distance.[11][12] According to Aaron Beck and Freeman, "Patients with schizoid personality disorders consider themselves to be observers, rather than participants, in the world around them."
>A clinically accurate picture of schizoid sexuality must therefore include the overt signs: "asexual, sometimes celibate; free of romantic interests; averse to sexual gossip and innuendo," as well as possible covert manifestations of "secret voyeuristic and pornographic interests; vulnerable to erotomania; and tendency towards perversions,"[

WTF I'm Schizo now.

How do I get diagnosed boys?
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>>132933898
>yeah looked at that before. describes me perfectly but probably difficult to actually be diagnosed with that
Just tell your GP and ask for a referral to a psychiatrist. Print off a list of symptoms or whatever.

GPs aren't qualified to diagnose PDs so they pretty much have to refer you.

Only issue is some psychiatrists don't like giving PD diagnoses since it used to be used to get rid of "difficult" patients.
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>Break out the joystick and rudder pedals
>Load up IL2-Cliffs of Dover
>Begin flying Hurricanes and Spitfires downing Jerry bombers over the channel

Makes me feel proud. Is there anything more British than giving the Hun a good pasting?
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>>132934255
>I was never helped to make my own choices
And that's a failure of your parents. But you're an adult now and you have to take responsibility for yourself.

If you like a girl and ask her out or whatever and she's not interested then she clearly wasn't the right girl for you. That's the way I look at it.

I've been in relationships where I like them more than they like me and it's fucking horrible. If they're straight with you from the off it's a lot easier for you and it's a simple escape from a potentially horrible situation. Rejection is a good thing, it build character.

>>132934290
t. Grenfell survivor
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>>132934376
Obsession over another human is a lot different than a passion for sports, the intensity of emotion is no way comparable, I've had to battle that shit when I've been with partners. Suppose it can be a nice thing in small doses but anymore than that and it's scary, self control in that regard is quite hard, it's even worse if you've ever been cheated on before because it knocks your self esteem and increases your paranoia about being cheated on again.

Fuck that noise, stick with casual sex.
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>>132934680
Thanks
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>when the president bends over twice just to put your hat back on
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>>132934851
do you have this mistaken for burger pol?
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>>132934738
>t. Grenfell survivor
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>>132934602
I'm not deeply worried about what other people think about people. My total dissatisfaction with almost every person I've met has allowed that. But what I have never developed is a sense of confidence for myself, and I was never taught to have willpower and tenacity. I am trying to change that, but I'm starting from almost 0 with that. I just assume that it's not worth the time, and don't do it.

>>132934738
I'm sorta in that situation at the moment, to be honest. I'm developing some confidence slowly. But yes, my parents didn't really help me.
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>>132934674
oh fuck lads I think I have it too will I still be able to join the army?
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>>132934674
see
>>132934680

But the symptoms overlap a lot of things like high functioning autism, prodromal schizophrenia, schizotypal/avoidant personality disorder.

But don't take my word for anything, i'm just an aspie with a special interest in psychiatry.
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THESE CUNTING CAPTCHAS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM

>>132934502
Would love to. Canada is the long term plan but it's going to be pretty hard to make that happen.

>>132934645
That's fair enough. Are you the social club poster? One of the best girls I've ever met in my life I met in a social club so you might find somebody there.

Think of it less as walking up and blurting it out and more as striking up conversation in a normal way and being unable to stop your body language letting her know you're interested. Most times I pull it's in the smoking area of pubs/bars. It's quiet, I can talk to people and have a laugh and it goes from there.

>>132934646
That's fair enough, but don't concentrate on being confused about how you feel, just let things happen. If you say something stupid or do something weird, so be it. If she turns you down for that then she wasn't the right person anyway. If she ignores it or embraces it then you're on to a winner.
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>>132934993

The judgement isn't coming from other people, it is coming from yourself.
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>>132934993
If you don't have the confidence to speak to others, what you're afraid of is judgement.

If you thought you were ugly, boring, and stupid, but you didn't care what people thought about you, you'd be happy to talk to anyone you want to. After all, what is there to lose?

Your lack of confidence is tied to your overvaluing what people think of you, one way or another.
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>>132935165
This.
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>>132935095
sorry, thought you were two different people.
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>>132934851
I have a maga hat
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>>132934993
I get what you're saying in a way where the way you were raised wasn't meant for this society and the parents don't help because they probably came from an age where life was tough but more clearly defined and when you try to talk with them about confidence and all the other stuff it seems so cringey and ridiculous to them and they never seem to understand the challenges that adults of the 21st century face but hey ho eventually you will reach an age where it just comes to you because life is like constantly handling rough materials, even if you have soft hands they will become more tough over time its just about hanging on, last man standing scenario really.
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>>132935125
>THESE CUNTING CAPTCHAS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THEM

this i have to do like 7 million different pages of captha it's so aids what happened to the old captchas where you could just type nigga and then post
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>>132935165
>>132935185

Oh, absolutely. I hate myself. What I need is a skill and life which I can fall back on and be proud of.

>>132933898
Psychopaths and sociopaths are different. I don't think you're the former, and you probably aren't the latter. Unless I am too. It sounds like you give a fuck about things, but nothing in the modern world is that thing. Maybe you are. But if you are, I am too.
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>>132934993
You could look into social anxiety disorder, you can get therapy/drugs for it.

Your GP can refer you for CBT on the NHS for it.
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>>132935476
Oh I've seen 7+ therapists. On CBT right now!
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>>132934747
Yeh you're right it was a shit comparison. I've been obsessed and I've been cheated on and both fucking destroyed me. But I'm 99% out of that shit now and I'm back into a great relationship with an amazing girl who, apparently, loves me despite all my failures. I don't think eternal casual sex is the answer.

>>132934993
I was fortunate to have parents who took a step back so I was always left to make my own decisions and that's definitely helped me in life (even if many of my decisions have been fucking terrible). You'll get there though. Just keep in mind that rejection/disinterest is a completely normal part of life.

These cunts you see talking about shagging a girl every weekend, assuming they're not lying (which they are), try it on with nearly every girl they can. I've got a mate like that, a good looking lad, and he tries to pull about 10 girls a night and manages to get a shag once every month or so. Dealing with rejection is important, don't take it personally or it will consume you. That goes for everything; jobs, contracts etc, not just women.
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>BREAKING NEWS
>NEVER BEFORE REALISED

after painstaiking analysis of some footage i randomly have on my computer, i found that there were at least two cameras recording the 33 sportpalast speech and yet we can only find like 20 minutes of the 60 minute speech

i asked the germanons about it at /deutsch but they're utter unfiltered autists there
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>>132935423
You can change your settings to legacy captcha

>>132935425
>Oh, absolutely. I hate myself.
tfw
Hating everyone else too helps though
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>>132935125
I can go up and have a normal convo but I just don't want it moving way more quickly than I can handle, not in it for casual sex or self fulfillment or anything, just being friendly and taking it from there and see where it goes.
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>>132935425
you should start learning programming once you pick it up its extremely fun and completely tasks and solving problems is extremely satissfying it give you an amzing sense of achievement
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>>132927687
how long until brit men start having more babys than women?
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>>132935589
no way how do i do that??
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>>132935651
I did try that once, but the people I trusted to help me made fun of me. So I haven't. I might try it again.
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>>132935685
probably whenever waifu bots are widely available
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>>132935425
>I hate myself

Who is this "I"?
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>>132935738
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>>132936172
holy shit i wanna throw money at you
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>>132933861
Makes sense. All the best man. We're fighting back, the left has never been more butthurt than right now in the modern era at least.
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