/pol/, apologize.
You did this to him.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4677788/Shia-LaBeouf-arrested-Georgia-public-drunkenness.html
We had to. It was the only way to make a proper NatSoc out of him. "Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first NatSoc man. Shia will be that man. Better than he was before. Better...stronger...faster."