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Post your day in the life in greatest place on earth.
>pig pickins
>late night bonfires
>fishing
>off roading
>working on cars with your buddies
>barbeque and hushpuppies at church
>knowing everybody in town
>"How's your daddy?"
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>>132913565
Are you working on cars with your buddies because of all that reckless off roading you did?
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>>132913565
>Greatest place
>Literally on par with Niggerland Africa
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>>132913565
>proud a million americans died because you wanted to keep importing bbc

CSA = Sweden of 1860
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>>132914066
Buy beaters for cheap and fix them up
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put a grid together of how I typically dress
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>>132913565
>fish frys
>night fishing
>potlucks
>road tripping
>shrooms and rafting down the river
>guns
>tailgating
Campfires, bonfires, nights that if you could remember, you would never forget.
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>>132914876
https://youtu.be/h_eyvTPgnM4
Thread theme
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>>132913565
Road rage faggots got mad yesterday because I flipped them the bird due to their wreckless droving. One gave chase. He immediately changed his mind and turned around. He probably remembered everyone has guns down here in the South. I love the south.
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>>132913565
You lost the war adopt our fucking culture already
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>>132913565
Fuck I miss the South, going north for college was a mistake.

>>132914876
>Night fishing
My nigga
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I live in the "south" (florida) and I love dicking down white women
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>>132914367

Like a Yankee?

>>132913565

>pig pickins
>late night bonfires
>fishing
>off roading
>working on cars with your buddies
>barbeque and hushpuppies at church
>knowing everybody in town
>"How's your daddy?"

Wrong, you sit at home in suburbia and post on 4chan all day while playing video games in between shit posting.
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I'm not even a burger, I just want Confederate flag bikinis to come back. ;_;
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I dun gone and reckd the pickup truk earleier haulin ole possum from the road dit der a big one ya know what im sayin?
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>>132916507
>you know what op does
Just because your life revolves around 4channel, doesnt mean his does.
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Southerner checking in

Living in Maryland now, fuck this place. Moving to VA soon
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>>132914066
>reckless offroading
you sound like a grandma trying to live vicariously through her grandchildren in a bitchy way. neck yourself
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>>132916259
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>>132916507
That's me, and I live in East St. Louis, so it's that or heroin.
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>>132914165
Tell me more about how southerners necklace people they dislike.
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>>132914367
goin for the complete faggot look? cause you nailed it.
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>go to work and openly hate muzzies
>buy a pack of cheap cigarettes ($4.50) on lunch
>shoot beer cans
>go home and burn off some trash
>bonfires
>confederate flags
>KKK pancake dinners (for real)
>based Trump, no point in even voting in Alabama as you already knew he won
>met two crossdressers once at work in a diner that carried guns and drove a motorcycle
You could tell he was a dude, but he made sure to tell me he was using the men's bathroom.

>Sweet home Alabama
shame the governor wasn't true though...
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>>132913565
I live in Western NY and we have everything but the hush puppies and it is not hot as balls.
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>>132915005

>P*isley

What in the hell is wrong with you?

Get the fuck out of here.
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>>132917043
This is now a PA thread.
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>firehouse cookouts
>tubing using tractor tubes
>hunting
>mudding
And like you said, working on cars with your friends. It's called Pennsyltucky for a reason.
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>>132916888
Southside VA bro here, fuck the traffic in northern VA/Maryland
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>>132917112
Why do you live in ESTL? St.Louis is pretty affordable and you can a bit further west and it's even more affordable.
T. Used to live in Balwin Mo. in a decent APT for $690/mo 800sq 2bdrm
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>>132917493
Southern Chester County libtard land here.
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>>132917260
>shame the governor
North Florida border here, nasty business with Bentley. Is Ivey any better?
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I'm in Ohio and its hot and humid as fuck here. I'm going back West as soon as I can.
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>>132913565
Wake up to great uncle talking about changing the distributor cap on muh truck, come out of room screaming, "I told you it's the second fuel filter, it'l rusted out on the inside". Take my saiga 12 out to the woods and fire off a few target loads. smoke some home grown tobacco out of my self carved american black cherry pipe. Play my hand built violin(I'm a luthier by trade). Sit down shit post on /pol/.
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>>132917683
South Central PA here, heart of Pennsyltucky. The south of the north but still 1000% more civilized than those barbarians.
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>tfw I'm from Texas and I can't relate to southern pride at all.
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North Carolina aka South Virginia here
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>>132917869
>>tfw I'm from Texas and I can't relate to southern pride at all.

TX has it's own superior identity desu.
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>>132917512
>>132917493
>>132917112
The only actual humans ITT
Pic related is NOT mine but i'm building something like it with my v8. Doug Thorley headers, custom exhaust 2"lift so far HOOOOOOWEEEEE!!!!
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>>132916888
holy shit that was me a few months ago. maryland drove me insane til i moved back to va
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>>132917865
is that around highway 15/gettysburg? I really liked that area when I drove thru it. It's a shame that the interstates that go into NJ are like degeneracy in concrete form
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>>132914876
That all happens in iowa
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>>132918002
>Pic related is NOT mine but i'm building something like it with my v8.

>toyota

Toyotas are for faggots.
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>>132918002
Go off-roading alot do you, on your way to Starbucks?
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>>132918268
Sure thing bud. Land cruiser is obj the best off roading vehicle and 4runners are just more affordable. 200k miles on mine and will toast whatever shitty truck you have.
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>>132913565
I love sitting on the porch at midnight in the summer. Bright outside, have a cold beer and talk with your buddies. It's great. Porch sitting culture is the best culture. Which is why I love the south of the USA, among other things of course.
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>>132918268
Whoa, depends on the year
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>>132918145
Yes it's from Franklin County to Lancaster. Sometimes called the Dutch country.
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>>132917766
Nah, she hasn't done anything except change her cabinet and we all resent her for not being elected.

I'm pretty sure she'll be voted out when it comes time.
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>>132917430
Paisley is the best guitar player and one of the best songwriters in country music.
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>>132917530
95/495/66 is the worst shit. I want to shoah every other driver on those roads. That said, I've driven most of 95 from Baltimore to Miami, and 95 is awful everywhere.

>>132918011
Shit's fucking annoying. I'm moving to (((Cville))), so it won't get a ton better, but at least for the same amount of rent I'll get a small house with a driveway instead of a 1br apartment. And beautiful mountain roads to ride muh bike on
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>>132917985
Texas fuckin' sucks and Texans are faggots.
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>>132914165
>>132914214
>>132916259
>>132916722

>constantly makes shit out of us
>we try to leave because you obviously hate us
>throw away over 300,000 lives to try and make us stay because reasons
>continues to make fun of us despite us avidly wanting to leave


I still don't know the logic behind trying to keep us around. Obviously you hate us and want us gone, but then you turn around and say that we can't leave for multiple reasons that all wind up being proven outright false, or just stupid.

Could you please give me an explanantion that isn't

>muh slavery
>muh stronger together
>muh union

Really, can anyone give me anything on this? I just get tried of dealing with Yankee bullshit explanations I guess.
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>>132913565
>greatest place on earth
>hotter than hell
>humid all the time
>filled with mosquitos and poor people,
>landwhales everywhere
>flyover and basic eating cucks everywhere.
I'll take my west coast any day. we have our own stix if we want to go offroad ruffing it and we don't have to be litterally on fire and drowning at the same time to do it, nor do we have to pack an entire freezer to keep our picnic cold.
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>>132918458
Used to live at a place that had a wrap around porch. Whole perimeter was porch, fucking fun summer.
Pic related
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>>132918407
I actually go offroading instead of every other fag in a truck with mall crawlered out lifts that can't even get back to where we go.
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>>132918630
I don't either desu, why did we ever want you fags to stay? you kill anyone different than you, are full of black people you made stupid, poor, and angry, full of anti evolution and other science deniers, and to top it off, contain most of the swing states in our country. america is too big
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>>132913565
>Southern pride
>pride...

Jedediah, put down the paint thinner, and stop fucking the goats ffs
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>>132918639
Go suck an avocado
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>>132918754
Next house I'm getting has a small porch. Miss the fuck out of being a porch monkey
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>>132918539
...u wot m8?

He is a decent guitarist, but come on man. He's not much of a songwriter and there are better guitarists.

>official theme
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cQNkIrg-Tk
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>>132918912
Im currently installing a deck, makes me sad they didnt want to put on a porch
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>>132918754
Awesome. Is that Georgia architecture? Not the pic, but the wrap around porches. I get the impression that that is Georgia/South Carolina style houses.
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>>132918630
You wouldn't last ten years as an independent confederacy. The niggers would declare independence from you right after you do from us.
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>>132918867
I will, along with a nice rich cherry pie, because where the fuck do you think your cherries come from? I live in the south for 2 years and the shops wont shut up about their northwestern cherries!

the only thing cool the south has is so huge trees that they smother the whole road in shade, that would be cool if their side walks werent ass and the heat didn't make it worthless to be outside anyway.

Fuck the south.
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>>132919013
I think so. Always just call it farmhouse style
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>>132919087
We don't have as many faggots though.
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>>132919044
You care because?

This is what I'm talking about. Every time we try and bring up why we wouldn't stick around, you bring up some bullshit or meaningless reason as to why we should.
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>>132918002
I see big trucks like that all the time and I can't stand it when they park next to me (because then I can't fucking get into my own damn vehicle). One day I'm going to to go up to one of them and say, "I'm so sorry about your micropenis, it's nothing to be ashamed of".
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>>132918539
>Paisley is the best guitar player and one of the best songwriters in country music.

Abandon thread.
>Abandon thread
Abandon thread
>Abandon thread

OP is faggot of the week.
>OP is faggot of the week
OP is faggot of the week.

Just because your faggot, middle aged female music loving, aids riddled ass wants to blow him does not make anything you said accurate.
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>tfw no southern posters mention using meth.
Its like ya'll aren't even from the south.
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>>132919199
>thinking about other mens penises
Poor betas
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>>132919199
>4runner
>big truck
It's a mid-sized SUV.
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>>132919199
In my experience big truck drivers are the best parkers I've seen. The tards who can't park and leave no space always drive shit like accords and civics

and I'm not even a truck guy. I prefer cars
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>>132914066
>>132916722
>>132916888
>>132917422
>>132917766
>>132918011
>>132918933
>>132919044
>>132919166
>>132919199
Holy shit lads
Kek is in this thread right now
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>>132918425
>Sure thing bud. Land cruiser is obj the best off roading vehicle and 4runners are just more affordable. 200k miles on mine and will toast whatever shitty truck you have.


https://youtu.be/Ad_c7nVi4qo

Best 4x4xFar.
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>>132916507
Accually i strapped my kyak to my jeep and went to one of our nine billion totally empty nature reserves.
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>>132913565
Hello, fellow southern friends.

CA checking in.
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>>132919275
>Its like ya'll aren't even from the south.

Opiates are the in thing now.
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>>132919546
>finding a Land Rover with more than 110k miles
Nah m8.
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>>132913565
>buy beater 4x4 whomper
>make it swole again
>affix flagpole with buddy welder to tailgate
>put the good ole CSA flag on it
>go whompin
>return to town and back into parking spot in front of some nig
If you can't do this you might as well not be alive
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>>132918002
just go with the 3inch lift now. Even though they're for girls, I had my Jeep Cherokee on 2inches and I'm currently hopping it up to 3. Dunno much about toyota's other than my neighbor's early 2000's Tucoma hasn't had the oil changed in over 12k miles and still runs like a champ.
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>>132919275
Nah that's a West Virginia/Kentucky problem. If you don't live near the mountains you don't really see that shit. All you see where I am is heroin addicts and crackheads when it comes to hard drugs.
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>>132913565
>literally the blackest part of america
>will gladly admit to preferring the company of their own blacks to that of whites from anywhere else in the country or the world at large
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>>132919653
>jeep
>not a meme car for girls
Hows that underpowered pos that can't keep it's driveshaft intact?
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sounds great op.. i'm from caifornia and have south envy
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>>132918268
Don't be mad that you'll be outlived by Turks and Toyotas. Not only does my Tacoma ride like a caddy off road, but it attracts more pussy than a Canadian flag.
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>>132919691
>>finding a Land Rover with more than 110k miles
>Nah m8.

Mine. 120,000.
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>>132919886
Check out the kind of shit sold in my country:

https://www.finn.no/car/used/search.html?filters=
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>>132919275
Man I love me some meth...

>be high on meth
>christmas day 1:00 am
>drive the girl's vw to the gas station
>Porsche Panamera and Ford Escort are the only cars in the parking lot
>go in, there's a raggedy barefoot man repeatedly dropping his keys
>over and over
>buy my shit, wait in the lot for 10 minutes
>man comes out, drops his keys in front of the Panamera
>suspense is killing me
>gets in the Porsche and leaves

I have no reason to share this uninteresting story, but of all the things I've forgotten while high on meth, this is not one of them.

I'm not even sure what to make of what I saw that night, but it's stuck with me.
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>>132919223
Please abandon thread. You don't belong here. And we shoot niggers in my town, don't come here unless you're just passing through.
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>>132919717
3" is all I can afford right not anyway. These things require quite a bit of modding to get tires bigger than 33s anyway which is down the road.
>>132919886
Well, better park it.
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>>132917683
Delaware fag here, almost bought a house in chester county... Maybe someday. How are things in chester county? keeping the nogs out?
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>>132913565

>ITT: let's raise the traitor flag
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>>132920021
Where I live they all left when the housing bubble burst and they had to start paying back their loans on their golf course houses they got with welfare.
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My entire family is in Baton Rouge, but I grew up in Colorado and have only lived around the Rocky Mtn. States, and I gotta say, it's better in every conceivable way.
1. Hunting = Instead of sitting in a tree stand on 40 acres for a chance at a little white tail, I have literally hundreds of millions of acres of public land with elk, mule deer, whitetail, moose, black and brown bear, bighorn, mountain goat, and a SHIT load of better upland game bird opportunity. I can hunt through one river valley in Oregon with my bird dog and flush grouse, pheasant, chukar, partridge, dove, quail, and 15 waterfowl species.
2. Fishing = I can't shit on fishing in the gulf, that's amazing, but I can and WILL shit on boring ass warm water bass and cat fishing. I have all of that boring shit here (plus walleye), but what I also have is trout in thousands of miles of beautiful mountain streams, AND in Oregon / WA we have Steelhead and Salmon. Fishing in the South can eat a dick.
3. Space = I don't live in a crowded, muggy, poverty-stricken, FLAT AS FUCK landscape of trailers and fumes. I live 8 miles from the closest store, can see the continental divide from my porch, and can access a 160,000 acre national forest from my backyard where I hunt elk, deer, grouse, duck, and bear.
4. There's barely any diversity, with the exception of mexicans in the SW but they stay away from anything above 4,000ft in altitude.
5. While we have places like San Fran, LA, Denver, Portland, and other libcuck bastions in the West, the vast majority of it is filled with salt of the earth communities who work in agriculture, mining, timber, ranching, or other natural resources. I'll take a couple easily-avoidable liberal cities over chimp populations in the millions.
6. Crime rates = the south, whether its rural or urban, has ridiculously higher crime than the Western US.
The Rocky Mountain West is better than the South in every conceivable way.
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>>132914066

No it's because you buy solid, reliable cars that you can work on yourself

>2017
>Falling for the automotive finance jew
>Falling for the auto mechanic jew

Good goy... keep buying a brand new car every 2 years and taking it to a $100/hr mechanic when some sophisticated proprietary part breaks and you get Jew'd by the stealership who won't cover it under your warranty

Plus, fucking around on a Saturday afternoon, drinking beers and wrenching on your cars is fucking amazing... I'm not even a southerner I'm a damn yankee and even I know that!
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>>132920020
D60s are cheap. But narrowing them sucks. Unless you don't need 6" flares.
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>>132919167
Psuedo-Yank from NoVA here. I'm afraid that if you guys go, we'll have almost no decent whites left. That, and the new country would be 30% nigger.
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>>132920143
Fuck off cuck you dont even whomp
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>>132920020
>Well, better park it.

Soon.

Looking at military surplus Geländewagens.

https://youtu.be/SC604Eta2b4
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The south sucks, its full of poor uninsured people strung out on oxy. Oh, and there are no job opportunities.

Nature is nice though. :)
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>>132919762
Most of the black people in my town aren't that bad, hood niggas are in every major city. The ones that cause trouble tend to only fuck with their own race, they know not to run up in peoples houses because most everyone around here has a gun in their home and doesn't play that shit.
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>>132920281
Well, im not going to knock those, fag.
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>>132914876
>Shrooms
Hallucinagenics and drugs in general are Yankee culture you cuck
Take you degenerate garbage elsewhere
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>>132916386
Florida is the only place where the more North you go, the more southern it gets.
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I was born in the south, but everyone here still treats me like an outsider because my parents are not southern. Southerners are very territorial and hate outsiders. Which, of course, is ironic, since so many of them move to northern cities like New York and Chicago and completely fuck up the character of those cities with their bland chain-store mentality.
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>>132916259
If we had adopted your cuck culture America would be a Mexico already
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>>132918459
If you are talking Toyota trucks like Tacoma and Tundra..for newer models you are incorrect, imo. Toyota hasn't changed much with their trucks over the years, except for trim and interior shit, they are very solid vehicles.. My 2016 Taco is the best truck I've ever owned.
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>>132920462
>degenerate
This psuedo /pol/ shit is getting old.
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Mississippian in New York on a business trip here
it's a hoot watching their faces when the drawl kicks in
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>>132919199
you sound like a massive faggot
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>>132920548
They cant hold a candle to 90s Toyota's trucks
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>>132918002
>Jeepfag
Land cruiser or Dodge, everything else is larping
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>>132913565
Literally all of that shit exists elsewhere in the country.

You are confusing the south for small towns.
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>>132920548
Newest Tacomas look horrendous. Why did they make the hood so fucking long?
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>>132919199
"one day"

Kek, I'm sure you will big guy.
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>>132918933
Can't disagree with this theme desu, although I stand by Brad Paisley for idyllic Southern ideal.
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>>132918542
i'm way out in shenandoah but i grew up in ga appalachia. beautiful land. no cell service, just land and woods. va is beautiful.
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>>132920680
It's a 4runner you fucking retard.
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>"a hyuck a hyuck we's gonna suss-eehd yankees!"
>south actually secedes from the union
>union instantly becomes at least 80% white
>CSA instantly turns into brazil 2.0

>>132920424
Like clockwork, dixie boys break out the old civnat cuckery of "but our niggers are good boys!"
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>>132920683
This too.

There are definitely dirty sand people in California when you get out of the valley.
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>>132920462
>Yankee culture
Yankees prefer stimulants (meth excepted) in my experience.
>not doing shrooms and wandering the flatwoods
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>>132920498
Chain store mentality?
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>>132919013
Started in South Carolina and got real big in the region, eventually the entirety of Dicie save for Texas adopted it on the whole(and Florida, we only went with the half wrap around porches)
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>>132913565
>Pick any city below mason dixon
>75% black
>Small towns 40% or higher
No thanks.

>Humidity
>Blacks
>Sweltering heat
>Blacks
>No snow (Nigger repellent)
>Blacks
>Mosquitoes
>Blacks
>Getting arrested for flying confederate flag
>Blacks
>No mountains over 4500 feet
>Blacks
There isn't a single appealing thing to the south besides BBQ, coca-cola, and the Southern Baptists; all of which we've learned in modern times are really bad for you anyway. Your only saving grace right now, and albeit it's a very small one, is that they haven't removed American Trilogy from the laser show... yet.

Have fun in your multicultural paradise, though. Enjoy your "civic nationalism", forced integration, and open-mindedness. I'm sure you'll be grateful to attend your sister's multicultural wedding one day, and be uncle to litter of half breeds. White man's land is out west; starting in Colorado, ranging to just before Commiefornia and ending northward in Montana.
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>>132920498
lol what? My South-Carolina relative moved to NY and co-owns the most renowned firm of its kind in the city
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>>132920498
imo you're not southern unless your ancestors fought in the civil war. it just solidifies the identity, no matter where you live and how much sweet tea you drink it's just the way it is
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>>132920925
Forgot infograph. Also, enjoy your herpes.
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>>132919886
>Owning one of the most piece of shit English vehicles ever created
Enjoy having your legs crumpled when you bump a garage doing 30
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>>132920800
Not even close.

>South secedes from union
>Niggers flee north to their liberal pals because of muh slavery and no more gibmedats.
>South is bleached.
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>lowest IQ whites on the planet - even lower than the national status of blacks
>highest drainage on tax
>ruled by suggestive advertisements
>plays in losers' court with "muh confederacy"
>believes the civil war was about liberty, and not actually about enriching a few oligarchs who created the "new government"

If I was incharge I'd make General Shermann look like fucking Ghandi.
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>>132920925
> There isn't a single appealing thing to the south besides Southern Baptists
tha fuck is the matter with you?
> White man's land is out west; starting in Colorado, ranging to just before Commiefornia and ending northward in Montana
... you're actually aight, anon. Cheers from a Rocky Mountain West dwelling anon.
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>>132920925
Well, I won't argue against the baptists being shit, but you do know there's still plenty of places where a woman who marries a nigger is openly shunned right?
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>>132920760
Read the filename didn't look at the shit
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>>132920925
sure thing - i'll try to catch you in my arms when yellowstone blows
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>>132913565
>dodge
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>>132920925
leave atlanta and leave the suburbs and experience the real south. gtfo yankee ass
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>>132921000
all of those are literally nogs (deep south)
or spics (florida and texas)
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>>132921133
Nice. that a golden / palamino behind the normal rainbow?
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>>132920925
>Getting arrested for flying confederate flag
no?
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Southern Appalachia checking in
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>>132921330
rep it!
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>>132921168
It's my pic, dingus. Of course I know what the file name is. Seemed like you implying I was a jeepfag for posting a fucking 4runner.
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>>132921225
Nah, we have niggers in Florida too, though thankfully they tend to keep to central in my experience.
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>>132921280
Just a run of the mill Brown. They're gorgeous fish.
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>>132920736
>idyllic Southern ideal

That's the problem with country music today. It has to be about the South. It has to mention a fucking Chevy or off-roading or dixie in every single song or it won't chart.

Brad Paisley's not that bad, to be fair. But it's the trend that has killed country music. There's not even an attempt at subtlety anymore.

>My Bucket Has a Whole in it
That brings to mind nice country rural life without "IN A JACKED UP CHEVY" being in the chorus
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>>132921330

East Tennessee here. feels good man
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>>132921152
> there's still plenty of places where a woman who marries a nigger is openly shunned right?
Sure, I'd imagine that happens. You do know there's still plenty of places (the ENTIRE Western US outside a handful of libcuck cities) where that simply doesn't happen, so there's no shunning necessary, right?
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>>132913565
I miss my home in Bama but that pic is a CMT meme. Stop feeding the stereotype.
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>>132913565
>pig pickins
What is that?
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>going boogerin tonight

gonna catch me a quatch by the toe. Yall been boogerin before?
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>>132921465
Ah duh, right on. If you're in the South, you must be near a cold water fishery then, eh? N. GA or somewhere in the Appalachians? I've always wanted to go after some of those monster brownies in the White basin in Ark.
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>>132920925
>>132921293

Yeah that literally never happens. I pass a house on the way home with one in the yard and regularly see an Isuzu (a fucking Isuzu wtf) pickup with a Dixie front plate.

Hell, the other day I saw some guy putting one up in the back of his truck at a gas station.
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>>132921133
That's the life right there boy
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>>132921499
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>riding dirtbikes with my dad
>Watching my kid ride on the tractor with Grandma
>Mom's pasta
>Gathering fresh eggs
>Shooting my bow
>My old small town church
>Working on cars with my pops
>Swimming with my kid
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>>132913565

>having pride in losing a civil war
>having pride in living with most the niggers in this country
>having pride in cousinfucking

The south is a shithole and southerners are human garbage, even the white ones are niggers.

T.the west
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>>132913565
Too much mixing.
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>>132921133
Damn dogs are greedy
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No idea why my picture orientation is all fukt
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Yes please don't come to my state there's already enough military transplants here fucking shit up as it is
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>>132921601
They obviously just threw mud at the side of it.
It's splattered from a straight on throw with no streaking side to side.
Those fucking mall crawlers. lol
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>>132921501
If you say so, I'm in WA for college and damned if everywhere here isn't fucked, city or no.
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>>132913565
i moved to colorado from mississippi. the only thing i don't miss about the south is lack of jobs and over abundance of niggers, at least in my area.
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>>132920703
That was the first thing I noticed when I bought it, plus its not flat, so it took some getting used to. Under the hood doesnt seem like much room spared either.. I like the way it looks, its not over the top like ford and chevy, design seems functional to me.

>>132920671
Yes!! Those 90's Toyota trucks are fucking legendary... Not only were they well built, they didn't have a million sensors and emission shit bogging it down like today's vehicles.
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>>132913565
Fat women. Fat women everywhere in the south. Easily most obese people in the US.
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>>132916259
Shut the fuck up pussy, PA is a degenerate shithole and the only good thing to come out of it is pic related. At least you make some good Lager faggot.
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>>132913565
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>>132921815
>fuck Alabama
>better than Tennesse

Come on m8 your team is Ole Miss and its the worst state in the union

>rtr
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>>132920800
>union instantly becomes 99% white
>kill 350,000 of their own men to bring the south back
>millions of freed slaves move north
>now all their northern cities are mostly black

kek, everytime
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>>132913565
Friendly reminder "white people" only make up 20% of the entire population there
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>>132921909
This.
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>>132921922
Get a fucking tarp you retard.
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>>132921652
In Appalachia. I grew up in the Rockies. I couldn't live far from mountains.
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>>132921922
didn't knew there were kangaroos in the us, nice
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>>132920002
>https://www.finn.no/car/used/search.html?filters=
Found a good one
https://www.finn.no/car/used/ad.html?finnkode=89532986
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>>132922042
>he doesn't know about the ethnic cleansing
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>>132921971
Yes exactly please don't come it is horrible here you couldn't last :^)
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>>132921909
We've got the best women in the world under 30. Southern cooking catches up eventually but who gives a damn when they're that old anyway.
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>>132921922

Run into that?
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>>132921845
dude you must be west of the cascades alone I5, as the majority of WA counties are red and either devoted to timber or agriculture. Once you're east of the Cascades its just god's country (with the exception of a few college campuses).
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>>132922116
>he doesn't know about all the wetbacks
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>>132921885
I for sure like them better than every other truck on the road.
I have an 05 4runner and have so much added electronics to ditch emissions codes its ridiculous. I removed 2 of the 4 cats so I got an O2 sim. There is some dumb cali emissions shit I had to bypass because the pump is like 4grand and just "heats up the cats .000002 seconds faster" or some shit. Totally retarded and useless. Thank god Toyota has ass loads of enthusiasts to make all this crap.
Went from 270 hp to 340ish with some DT headers and custom exhaust and cat delete. Shit was bogged down.
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>>132921705
Hey there new friend, you are holding the camera upside down... sort your self out kiddo.
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>>132921845
WA is a great state to live in, it's just a shame that our state always goes Dem.

We have much fewer blacks and beaners, and more chinks and poo in loos. We are also the least friendly to blacks of pretty much any liberal state. Yeah, we're a bit on the faggy side, but mostly just a little weird and neckbearded.
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>>132921922
5/10 let him grow up and get him next year
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>>132922042
Why's it always turn red then?
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>>132922123
You've rustled my jimmies and I respect that. Faggot.
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>>132921913
There are countless micro breweries out here too, retard.
>the first capitol
>liberty bell
>all the history of our founding fathers
Let me guess, some Florida fag nursing a gator rape?
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>>132913565
U forgot the part were your dad fucks your sister
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>>132914367
The my dad is a lawyer and will sue you starter pack. You're a soft little bitch with pale/smooth skin.
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>>132922226
Nah dude. There's definitely some good looking southern women but there's a lot of fucking fatties with poor genetics.

It's not a condemnation of southern culture. Just an observation from a yank who appreciates BBQ and country music.
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>>132920568
How many women can you pull with the accent.
I heard from another southern that he was able to get a different girl every night. That was a 7/10.
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>>132922264

That's a good boy right there alright!
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>>132921223
Kek

>yeah just get out of your 75% white suburb and enjoy the city full of obese people, sweltering heat, abandoned buildings, and 80% nigger population

The deep south is hell on Earth
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>>132917865
Cumberland County here, also heart of Pennsyltucky. Life is good
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>>132913565
>2 liter of pepsi
>frozen supreme pizza cooked to perfection
>50 shitposts
>12 '(You)'s
>3 'this's
>neighbors aren't noisy
>pants off, hand on crotch
>picking stuff off my foot
>pushing out quality oc
>so tired i start imagining voices
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>>132921057
If you was in charge, you'd sit in a room sucking trannie dick and talking about your feelings.
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>>132922259
So I've heard, haven't had the chance to go over yet. Only reasonably right wing thing I've seen since getting here was a giant sign on some guy's farm calling Inslee a piece of shit (which he is).
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>>132917683
Itt flyover states no one gives a fuck about.
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So do any other Southerners drink gin? I've never met a single person here that drinks the stuff except for me.
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>>132916507
I am from the North no one dresses like that. When I go down to MD and VA start seeing the people like that. We have yuppies but they dont dress like that.
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>>132922576
I'm married to my girl of 20 years with 2 children so I never even entertained the idea
it certainly lightens the mood at meetings though
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>>132922278
that's the southwest, not southeast. Learn some geography australia
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>no pickin an grinnin on the porch
> no goin down to the creek to catch craw dads
>no sunday supper at memow's house
>no tubing at limestone
>no civil war reenactments at briarwood
>no boiled peanuts


who the hell are you larpers? And what have you done to my board?
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>>132922824
Occasionally. Never seen anyone else drink it without mixing it though.
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Pouches or loose?
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>southern California
>cement metropolis for 20 miles each direction
>white numales, asians, latinos everywhere
>average male has never shot a gun, never mowed a lawn, never cut a tree branch, never changed oil in car,
>no sense of community as whites are dispersed and only consist in wealthy enclaves, middle class whites are lost amongst other various cultures
>the only pride that people exhibit is in relation to the college they attended
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>>132913565
southern israel here
it's very based being a southerner
we are red pilled
we are kekistanis
i'm based
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>>132922824
Gin and tonic used to be my drink. Drinking straight gin is fucked
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Southern Euro pride!
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>>132917683
Fuck off with your wawa
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>>132916902
That little demon at the end will definitely end up in prison.....did you see the beady eyes and hatred?
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>>132923320
For a buck 30 the coffee is ok. Quality has really slid downhill though.
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>Only people in the south do these things
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>>132918630
We own you inbred retards, that is why. If you cant handle the heat, get the FUCK out of the kitchen BOY.
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>not being the best mechanic in town with the best prices in town that gets slammed with customers daily with 0 advertising
>not being morally virtuous and upholding european culture and the Christian faith
>not working hard enough to be in peak physical condition at all times
>not hunting for your own food and owning enough guns and fishing rods to outfit your entire family and friends thrice over in emergencies
>not admitting that Japan is a pretty cool nation and Toyota is the best automotive manufacturer in the world for cars and trucks
you fucking casuals do nothing but disappoint me
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>>132923034
So what do they mix it with, beside's martinis? I mix with Dr Pepper sometimes because I'm a poorfag

>>132923001
>pickin an grinnin
>boiled peanuts

Man I forgot :(
Never been to a reenactment though but I'd love to.
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>>132913565
They look happy enough.
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>>132915189
>wreckless
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>>132923877
Drugs do that to ya
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>>132921223
I used to regularly drive between GA, FL, AL, NC, and TN.

There's not a single town larger than 1000 people that doesn't have a section-8 or HUD development in it. This shit all started under LBJ, and has been going on ever since. It appears almost systematic how the gov't stepped in, built commie-blocks for the blacks, and ruined every area with any potential for a decent, non-degenerate community to raise a family in safety and security. If you don't believe me, use this site and find the "whitest" area below the mason dixon. It will not exceed 78% whites, guaranteed, and that means the conversion is already started there anyway.
http://www.city-data.com/

>>132921146
Southern Baptist because you have to have at least the religion pillar in society, but then again, being a Southern Baptist simply becomes a game of how un-hypocritical you can show outwardly, leading to all sorts of other ethical issues.

At any rate, cheers from the front range. Been here 6 years, and haven't looked back at the south since. Fuck that nasty fucking place.
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>>132923877
The lawnmower is the most intelligent thing in this pic
Rednecks and most southerners are the bottom tier of our people. I'd equate them to bottom of the bottom of the barrel niggers. Oh well, we'll take care of them. I guess they can fix out toilets.

inb4 im da back bone of dis nation boy!
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>>132923731
>the Christian Faith
We'll agree to disagree on that one.

>>132923865
Usually some sort of soda, if we're disallowing martinis.
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>>132921133
nice doggo :)
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>>132923865
Gin and tonic if you aren't a pleb. Throw some mint in if you like.
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>>132913565
Deer hunting and moonshine. Doesn't get any better than that
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>>132913565
nw washington is like the south if you get away from the fucking hipster gassables and urban normies.
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>>132919199
One day, you'll get your ass beat by a lifted truck driving bearded guy. It'll be a good day
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>>132913565
Looks like she sharted on the truck and is proud of it
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>>132920462
Dude where do you think most shrooms grow
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>>132916386
You mean degenerate drug using girls are more likely to fuck their degenerate drug dealers.

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IT
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>>132920492
North Florida is South Georgia.
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>>132922087
Top kek.
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>>132922312
It is ridiculous how these .gov entities demand all this shit. It takes away resources that could be used to make a better and higher precision machine, instead of useless treehugger shit.. Thats why VW was rigging their vehicle ecus to give false emissions readings..i thought that was pretty cool.
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>>132920195
Shit man. Nothing you mentioned was even hinted at in that post. How little common sense do you have for all that projection to come out
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>>132924880
*Alabama, at least my neck of the woods is.
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>>132921330
Oh damn that's beautiful. I miss nature man, been working in Paris for years but I'm born and raised in the countryside. I need to go back.
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>>132921646
A buddy of mine's property in N GA.
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>>132924880
>North Florida is South Georgia.

I wouldn't say that. It's its own unique flavor, but past Ocala it isn't occupied by POZZ to include Leftists, old people, canadians(not the good ones), Jew, SPics and niggers.

Gainesville aka all the college towns are like Leftists POZZED outposts too.
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>>132919044
Not true. I live in Southwest Virginia and we can be totally self sufficient and we are armed to the teeth. I think we could hold our own
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>>132924925
My gas mileage went from 14 to 17 immediately. More horse power. More torque.
I admit that Toyota v8's are fucking gas guzzlers though. No reason to get such horrendous mpg. It is lifted with bigger tires though which mess with mpg.
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>>132924407
>Deer hunting and moonshine. Doesn't get any better than that

Sure it does.
Fucking your sister, sucking on the meth pipe, eating the heads off of crawfish
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>>132925087
Are you french?
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>>132919687
Opiates has always been the thing where I live. Broken down coal miners gets tons
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>>132925309
This is my philosophy. I drive a toyota pick up myself.
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south here

>>pig pickins
fun
>>late night bonfires
people do this everywhere
>>fishing
gay
>>off roading
also gay
>>working on cars with your buddies
poorfag reacts only
>>barbeque and hushpuppies at church
tips fedora
>>knowing everybody in town
kys
>>"How's your daddy?"
wtf
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>>132919879
My Toyota 4runner sport frame just snapped. Keep your frame cleaned after it snows bro
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>>132925569
Sounds like a nigger to me.
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>>132916386
>I love dicking down white women

yeah, nobody wants to fuck black people, even other blacks, so you get our ugliest men and fattest women. gg.
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>>132920143
Happiness is a North bound Yankee
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>>132925542
I put 93 octane in mine now which is a drain. Bitch needs it though. Noticeable difference in throttle response. Love 'yotas but they are a bitch when you do your own work.
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That we have a magazine unironically named "Garden & Gun" is great.
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Toothpaste was invented in Alabama.,
If it would have been invented anywhere else it would have been called teethpaste.
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>>132925421
Yeah. Paris is a hellhole, it's great and filled with culture and wonderful places, but I really cant stand living enclosed in small flat in a polluted city.
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>>132925677
>not coating your frame with a spray on liner
That's my next project.
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>>132925339
What's your problem fag. If your own family ain't good enough then who is
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>>132925997
Yeah I should have known better. Paid 35 grand for it in 04 and it just has 75000 miles on it. I would have never dreamed it would snap this early. I fucked up
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>>132925863
95 octane is pretty much what everyone fills here. And diesel of course, which is growing every year.

https://www.ssb.no/transport-og-reiseliv/statistikker/bilreg/aar/_attachment/260928?_ts=15388d6b208

93 is premium in the US, right?
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>>132925983
According to Varg, the french countryside is very nice, pleasant, white and non-degenerate. Is this true?
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>>132925863

>Love 'yotas but they are a bitch when you don't know shit about cars.
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>>132926540
You can get higher octane some places i think. I just go to my local spot and all they have is 93.
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>>132916386
>SFL
>white girls
he thinks jewish and Cuban girls are "white" lmao. I haven't seen a real white girl south of Palm Beach in months.
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>>132926600
I know my way around a bit. Still a bitch to drop the skid plate every oil change. There are a lot of bs electronics with toyotas. For example how do you remap the ECU when they wont release the info for anyone to make a decent piggyback? It's not a domestic where you can just buy a chip. Shit is a bitch. Don't talk shit, nigger. Me and a buddy built a 390hp 92 mr2. Toyotas are a fucking bitch.
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>>132913565
I just found out that DAD was French kissing my sister in the yard...
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>>132914066
Working on cars. pfft.

Real southern pride is working on tractors.

71' cub 108 reporting in.
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>>132926656
I see. What's gas at usually where you live? Here it's 15.70 kr per liter. Which is almost 7 dollars a gallon. In the winter it's closer to 16, so $7+ USD per gallon. Crazy right...
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>>132918539
That's country, my ass.
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>>132922312
Was you able to reset all of your idiot lights to stay off? I hate that damn low tire pressure sensor on my spare on my 04
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>>132927240
it's under $4/gallon where i live for 93 octane. lol
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>>132926656
Also to note, diesel is cheaper at 13/14 kr per liter.

Now I live in a rural area, in cities where there is more competition, it costs around 11-12 for diesel and 13-14 for gasoline. So quite a bit cheaper, but still crazy expensive compared to the US.
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>>132926586
Well while I'm not a great Varg fan, he's right there. Small villages consistantly vote conservative or nationalist (except brittany). Where I grew up the only "strangers" where one black Christian familly from our oversea territories.

And as for being pleasant, it is, we have very nice weather, not too hot not too cold, great landscape, but best of all are the people. In the country side everybody is polite yet welcoming. It's a great time. (Yes, Polite and welcoming French people, bet you didnt see that one coming). It's pretty much the opposite of the cities.
Also, we don't like city dwellers. They don't understand nature, they're a joke to any man from the countryside.
They dont understand why we voted nationalist or right wing, they say it's because we're uneducated but quite the contrary, we know too much of what happens in the city and we do not want it in our villages.
And we have the most beautiful small stone churches.
Great people, Great culture, Great nature. I love the countryside.
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>>132927402
Damn that's expensive. I thought gas was closer to 2-3 dollars a gallon these days. 93 is more expensive than regular.
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>>132927389
Ya. O2 simulator and signal interuptor between the ecu and the MAF took care of the secondary air injection pump codes. I had to put block off plates between my new headers and the engine to keep exhaust gasses from leaking back into the engine though. Where the "EGR" valve is. It's not really an egr valve but whatever.
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>>132927449
Diesel used to be that way here but it's more expensive now that the jews figured out that truckers were making a living and people wanted to go further on less gas.
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>>132922824

I enjoy a nice G&T from time to time
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>>132927573
I'm sure you're right. But I think this is true for most western countries, the countryside is pleasant while the city is the opposite.
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>>132927639
Don't sound to bad anon. Appreciate it bud
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>>132913565
This is now an Urban pride thread
>seeing someone once and never seeing them again
>traffic jams
>crammed into a hot bus like sardines
>$3000/month rent for your 12 cubic foot apartment
>knowing nobody in town
>"Who the fuck are you?"
>falling into the cracks of society and nobody gives a shit about you
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>>132927586
There is a dollar difference between regular unleaded, 87 octane, and premium. So regular is under $3/gallon.
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>>132918639
This is why you people are growing soft. Easy, comfortable living makes weaklings. No wonder Mexico is invading your State and you welcome them in with a blowjob. The East Coast suffers for the future generations. In another 50 generations our people will be able to breath under water and will be fire resistant. Your people will be like fattened livestock unable to defend yourselves from predators.
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>>132927714
>>132927946
Aha. Well thanks for the chat mate. Getting late here. see ya later.
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>>132913565
>Southern pride

# OY VEY!, CAN YOU SEE
BY MENORAH'S GOLD LIGHT?
WHO SO CRAVENLY WE HAIL
WITH OUR INFANTS' COCK-SKINNING.
AND WHOSE STRIPES AND BLUE STAR
SMEARED IN PALESTINE'S BLOOD.
ROTTING CORPSES THEY CRUSH
WITH OUR PRISTINE TANKS ROLLING.
HEZBOLLAH BOMBS THEY SEND
LIKE FLARES, BURST IN AIR.
GIVES FAKE CAUSE FOR THEIR PLIGHT
FOREVER HOLY WARS RAGING.
OY VEY!, IS THAT DEATH CULT'S PENTAGRAM NOT YET SAVED?
FOR THE LAND OF DEVILRY... AND THE HOME OF THE KNAVE. #
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Suthern praaahd...get fucked fag, try being real rebels. Hated by nsew..
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>>132923865

GIN N JUICE
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>>132927871
Well, the 02 simulator was like $200 and the interuptor was $160. I paid a mechanic to do the block off plates when he installed the headers. Headers required welding new stainless steal highflow cats directly on. That was 3 grand all said and done. Toyota headers on the 4runner are absolute trash.
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>>132913565
everything you listed happens in towns all over the midwest
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Im so proud to be a Southern!!! Viva el South! Viva América del Sur!

HU3UH3U3H3
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>>132927803
I suppose so.

But if you ever have time and money, come by in Auvergne, the Volcanic part of France. We have the best people.
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>>132913565
A quick note to all you yankees shoveling snow in February; fuck off, we're full.
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>>132917766
>Auburn grad
>good
Pick one
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>>132928257
Yeah they are super expensive to fuck with. Like I said in an above post my frame just snapped and I'm just going to replace the frame instead of cutting it out and have it rust later around the cutouts so I'm going to have to pay to get the frame fixed and I might as well let him bypass them sensors and do some other shit to it while he has it.
>>
>full of retarded fat illiterate niggers
>full of race-mixers
>full of drugs

it's anything but based, if I were american instead of scottish I would move to montana
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>>132926981

>I know about cars, buddy!
>How do you do x on cars?
>Don't talk shit! I know about cars!

Protip for your oil change: turn the fucking steering wheel. Peel back the splash guard.
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>>132928838
Do you have a v8? If so get Doug Thorley headers and magnaflow cats. You will notice a big difference and never have to fuck with the faulty toyota headers again. They go after about 40k miles. Such shit they didn't recall that. They did on the lexus g470 but not the 4runner which is the same fucking car.
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>>132928990
Girl hands detected.
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>>132920462

Shrooms and weed and popular in the south
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>>132928972
I must agree with you, my lobsterbacked bro..if you want to get to the ugly parts of that war, look no further that w.va, ky, and mo history.
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>>132929047
Yeah I do have V8. I've seen that in a 4runner forum about the headers. I had a head tulip on me right before my frame snapped and have to have it fixed to
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>>132921133
Why is this double dijjy post the best so far?
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>>132913565
>tfw whole family is southerners
>tfw you were born/raised in cuckifornia
>tfw you're the only one
>tfw now your life has more opportunities but will never have >muh heritage >comfy
>instead you will be a cuckifornian as long as you live
>on the inside
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>>132929545
Tellin ya. Just get the DT headers. Gas mileage went up. Torque went up. Throttle response up. Cheaper than OEM and wont fail. I paid 750 for the pair and had a performance shop do it for around a grand. Cats were like another 250 or something? Delete the back cats if you don't live in Cali and get an O2 simulator to get rid of emissions codes. Underdog Racing Designs makes the best O2 sim for toyotas.
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>>132930236
Thanks anon. Good looking out. I will
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>>132929545
I should add I did a shit load of research before I pulled the trigger because it's not exactly legal. I got mine to not trip codes but I did some digging and bought the right stuff. Deleting the back cats worried me a bit but it was worth it. Smells like a cat in heat but they don't do shit anyway.
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>>132930138
Nah, southern life is what it is, or was what it was. Cali and the whole w.expansion had life by the balls and, well; cali blew it..eyefeelzbad4yaman..
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>>132918817
That's just not true at all! The black people started out poor stupid and angry before they ever came here.
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>>132921913
YG tastes like shit, fuck PA, don't give them anything
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>>132923705
Literally tried to get out of the kitchen, but you nigger lovers wanted us back.
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>>132930718
Id literally nig..
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>>132930823
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>>132930593
OK man. My neighbor owns a garage so he does my stickers. I live in bumfucked VA so they shouldn't hassle me to bad
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>>132930138
All I did was move to a niggerfield city. Realized quickly that I was neither -

1. A liberal
2. Against Segregation
3. staying for long
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>>132931039
As long as they don't hook up a thing to the actual exhaust to test whats coming out for emissions and just do OBD2 CPU testing you're good. Something I made sure of in my state.
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>>132928972

Montanaanon here, this truly is one of the best places on earth. You have all those cultural things about "country living" that these Dixiedumbasses brag about, without the niggers, without the blue laws, without the abyssmal muggy heat, without the inbred cousin fuckers. It's either here (including Idaho, Oregon, and Washington, if you ignore the big cities), Alaska, or like, Switzerland, best places on the planet.
>>
why tf aren't you posting Alabama girls?
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>>132913565
>Bonfires.
>Based conservative women.
>People who smile at you and welcome you warmly.
>Christian values
>Being out on a creek or river that's "your spot".
>Being alone on an old dirt road that's so long you're not sure you have enough gas to get home.

I understand why city people are so cucked. They think the world is awful because their world IS awful.
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>>132931219
Gorgeous, do you have a pic showing residents?
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>>132930138

>wanting the heritage of LOSERS who brought all the NIGGERS to this country

Southerners are why coon culture is even a thing here.
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>>132917608
Balwin bro! I lived there also. Only place in or around STL that's worth living currently. I'd rather live in Jeff County with the meth heads if I had to stay here.
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btw who /gamefowl/ enthusiast here?

I tried this in another board but it's like the ONLY niche without a 4chan audience.

I've gotten great short knife fowl in TN & AL
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>>132931219
Sorry Montana, you already have the blue cancer, only a matter of time.
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>>132920925
>Pick any city

Do you see where you messed up?
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>>132921000
>starting in Colorado
Dude! Weed! LMAO.

I guess you have nice mountains....?
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>>132916386
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