HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/trudeau-enjoys-warm-reception-including-from-trump-at-g20-in-hamburg/article35623480/
>>132908402
LEAF'D. Trudeau is shit but so is Kurmpf so it doesn't matter
>>132908402
10D chess!
>>132908402
hahahahaha holy shit burgers BTFO
>>132908616
>>132908627
>>132908869
>>132908402
So many leaves in this thread
>>132908402
Thanks for making us look even greater by comparison, leafs. Trudeau really is doing a spectacular job at that.
Trump says anything that is advantageous to him in a giving moment.
He is a huckster.
Unlike European retard leaders, Trudeau knows not to badmouth our greatest ally and basically 100% trading partner in imports and exports. If the US really wants to, they could bankrupt us very quickly.
German Chancellor Angela Merkel also offered some praise, telling other leaders during one session to consult Mr. Trudeau if they needed help figuring out how to use their headsets and microphones. “Just ask Justin, Justin can show you,” Ms. Merkel told the leaders.
>>132909115
cute
>>132909389
Do you have more of that Canada?
>>132908402
"spectacular" indeed
> most of the serious business has been done by others, notably Mr. Trump during his lengthy meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin
well, no shit
>>132908402
thats 5d chess too!!!!
I we suck (((their))) dick we win!
Trump isn't keeping up with the day to day in Canada. He said that because he obviously doesn't know what he's talking about.
>>132909389
>big american cock inside a loose leaf
Is it true burgers get laid easily in canada?
>>132910372
Maybe.
>>132910667
It's crushing to know he doesn't care and the annexation isn't coming...
It's horrible here and Trudeau isn't doing a good job
;_;
when he said it you could here the loud laughter in the back of the room. Trump automatically says that shit about everybody. Said Merkel had done a great job when he expressed how much he hates her guts.
>>132910856
Are you the artist? /r/ing her on fire but still smug as fuck when blackburger frantically offers help.
Spectacular clusterfuck of a Prime Minister.
>>132909389
There's only 30,000,000 people in all of Canada. Most of which live within an hours drive of any US border and regularly depend on duty-free shopping here for gas, food and luxuries just to make ends meet.
Canada is also accepting a vastly larger percentage of migrants than America, especially from Asia, Africa and the Middle East. Cities like Scarborough and Vancouver show the future of Canada, demographics that will become a reality within a Century.
I feel bad for Canadians, being property of foreign Royalty that only allow you to survive on scraps must be tough.
>>132911112
it's not that he doesn't even care, he just doesn't have enough time in the day
if he wasn't president i'm sure we would hear about dopey Justin on his twitter
Omar Khadir
>Great job Trudeau
>I support vets
>>132911346
>and regularly depend on duty-free shopping here for gas, food and luxuries just to make ends meet.
this isn't true if anyone is actually curious
>>132909171
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>>132909199
>trying this hard
ouch
Any riots going on in Germany?
>>132908402
>implying he's not
Trudeau is doing everything the americans want. He's setting us up with oil pipelines, signing trade agreements, etc.
What's not to love? We don't give a shit if he cucks the leaves.
I love that he calls him Justin, it's so comfy.
>>132911512
Your government actually PAID someone to make this page and is funded by YOUR taxes. It teaches Canadians HOW to smuggle an illegal amount of contraband from the US back to their respective provinces/homes. How embarrassing.
https://travel.gc.ca/returning/customs/bringing-to-canada/personal-exemptions-mini-guide
>>132908402
Trump is not trying to push a wedge between allies due to ideological or personal differences, i.e., the opposite of what Obama and Trudeau have already done. This is the respectable position.
Also he probably means Trudeau is doing a spectacular job of destroying his own country and as a leading example of what not to do.
>>132911346
>citation needed
keking at you nonwhite burgers
>>132911346
>There's only 30,000,000 people in all of Canada. Most of which live within an hours drive of any US border
That's a completely retarded statement to make considering most Canadians settlements predate US ones.
You just grabbed land as far north as you could and that's really it.
Not only that but if I wanted to reach the US border it would take me 2 hours from Montreal, not 1.
>>132911571
this. Canada is going to fall so hard that Mexico will be laughing at them
Canada has a higher average IQ than the USA.
Even if they are more liberal, you can't dispute that fact.
Think about how genius their world position is. Fucking even middle Eastern people are like oh a Canada he's cool. They've outplayed everyone because nobody will ever even think of attacking them in their wildest dreams.
>>132911803
>MUH LEIF ERIKSON
>MUH DUTCH FUR TRADERS
Yea, temporary settlements, property of England or Holland. Try again.
>>132908402
>spectacular
Even Trump loves spectating leafs maple themselves.
>>132911791
Stop duty free shopping in my Country you fucking parasite.
>>132911532
shit going down on ruptly feed
https://youtu.be/HQJ65VelAmQ
>>132911768
that page is there so you don't get detained at the border
i don't have an issue with a government helping its citizens
>>132908402
"Spectacular Job"
>>132912084
Thank you freund
>>132911839
They harbor both gigantic timber and water resources. Russia and China will completely assrape Canada at some point, annexing their natural resources. Shit...the Taiga is the second largest biome on the planet. More trees than you could ever imagine, not to forget the mineral and oil/natural gas resources.
>>132911221
I'm not.
it's a /bant/ meme
>>132911839
>Canada has a higher average IQ than the USA.
Gee, I wonder why that is. Oh, it's because they don't have an albatross of 50 million people around their neck.
Also, the reason Canada gets to be in the role they're in is because they don't have to make any decisions in the world.
>>132911945
>American education
Canada is just loyalist America. You rebelled, tried taking as much land as possible but got btfo by the red coats and French colonists who were living there at the time.
A pretty embarrassing defeat I might add considering you outnumbered us 10 to 1.
We didn't settle here because it was next to your country, we did it because it's about as north as you can reasonably go without encountering crippling cold and the Canadian shield.
>>132911839
Canada has 1 point higher IQ on average, despite being over 80% actually white, and the remaining 20% being mostly of asian descent. America has 25% hispanics and 13% blacks. It's amazing the difference is only 1 point
>>132912347
Well shit, I'm not going over there to /r/ing. Oh well. Pic's making me want a burger though, might do that for dinner.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh. Kill me.
>>132912155
Why would it exist if Canada is self sufficient? I think it's about time you but ties with England and France. Self sufficiency is pertinent and compulsory for a normal 21st century life. I'd hate opening my wallet and seeing faces of the people that own me.
>“We have a great neighbour in Canada and Justin is doing a spectacular job in Canada,” Mr. Trump said as he began his remarks. “Everybody loves him and they love him for a reason. So congratulations on the job you are doing.”
When usually Trump is vague as fuck, it doesn't mean anything, but now suddenly it does.
>>132912347
>traditional Haitian mud cookies
yum
>>132912440
Canada isn't anything like America. Firstly America is a self sufficient Republic whereas Canada is a Commonwealth and dependent of Britain.
>>132908402
he's right
seeing the level leafland has fallen to, and better yet, seeing them still digging...
that indeed is quite a spectacle
>implying spectacular means successful
Doesn't anybody keep a dictionary on their desk anymore?
>>132912656
anybody could live in Canada and be self sufficient, my ancestors did so for hundreds of years
you don't understand the need for being ruled because you're a part of a vagabonding, rootless culture
look how well that worked out for america LOL
you need to be taught a lesson and ruled by the patriarchs once more
>>132910372
ffs somebody summon the Australians here
>>132911512
I live in a border town. Canadians keep coming down here to buy milk because you fuckers overcharge for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyCZTVapOnM
Try not charging so damn much on milk produced by your own country's cows. Maybe you might save a bit on border crossings.
>>132913223
Elizabeth is a Matriarch...
wtf i hate trump now
>>132911346
>There's only 30,000,000 people in all of Canada.
It's 36 million now, soon to be 37 million.
That population growth is 99% immigrants.
>>132913412
The hell is malk?
YOU HATE US BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT US
>>132913493
she doesn't directly govern anything, and she represents structure and hierarchy (a patriarchal manifestation)
people need to be ruled
>>132913223
look leaf, I don't much appreciate your digs on my homeland, but I'll let it slide.
American brothers, Canada is actually pretty dope. When you look past ottowa, vancouver, toronto or other similarly libcuck-infested settlements (not ironically nestled as close to America as possible), you'll find many communities are populated by salt of the earth, hunting, fishing, truck, and natural resource industry obsessed white people who are actually pretty damn cool. Went to a friend's place in Alberta last year and all we (and seemingly, all everyone in the community) did was drink beer, shoot guns, catch big trout, and dirt bike. And, everyone was nice and the average intelligence was undeniably higher than most similarly-demographiced locales in the Southern United States.
>>132909199
Yep. Just read his shit, when Martha Stewart had her version of the apprentice show, he thought the whole time she was doing a shit job, but he always supported her. But then the fat bitch tanked her show and blamed Trump, so for him was open season on her then. He doesn't initiate aggression, but has soon has someone makes the first move he just destroys them. It's smart.
>>132913921
I got to visit Lake Kenora once, was peaceful and beautiful up there away from civilization.
>>132913619
No fooling. The next major terror attack in my country will be carried out by a person who migrated to yours and illegally crossed into mine.
>>132913859
She has the power the disband your parliament and draft your soldiers into her wars, Australians and Kiwis as well. There are Canadian soldiers RIGHT NOW fighting in Afghanistan on behalf of her majesty. Canada is a commonwealth, not a Country. Stop duty free shopping in my Country you fucking parasite.
>>132914305
Oh, well. Thanks for not doing anything to stop the people illegally crossing into our country. We really needed more insane liberals and minorities.
When your enemy is messing up, you let them collapse under their own weight.
>>132912515
We have a lot of native
>>132913736
rat milk, only milk in canada not required by law to come in a bag.
>>132914567
Can't watch the woods constantly. Ya know. Too much land to cover, and unwilling people to work that type of patrol. Who would want to make a pittance to stare off into and patrol wilderness all day? Not everyone wants to be innawoods 24/7. Africans and Arabs are crossing into America via Mexico as we speak. We need walls, north and south. Fortify America.
>>132914963
We need more than a wall, we need a dome.
>>132914771
LOL no you don't. The Ojibwe massscre rendered Canada almost completely void of Natives in your Western territories. The tribes on the East like the Blackfoot, Oneida and Mohonk are in NE America as well. I recently went to a strawberry festival in Newfoundland. Question...what's with all the Irish there?
>>132909389
Canadians are the most boring poster...
>>132914888
Sounds about right
>>132915515
When the aussies are away, the leafs come out to play
Canada is vast. There's 3,854,082 square miles of it. If you're tired of the nonsense going on along a narrow band of urban centres straddling the southern border, there's quite a few alternatives. Depends how you want to live your life, and how adaptable you are to designing a different life.
>>132915692
Frozen Tundra. A shithole. Canada looks like your picture 2 months a year. Canada looks like my picture a majority of the time.
>>132916048
The hell is going on with that snowless strip right in the middle?
>>132916326
I don't know, but if you look closely it looks like Canada is trying to autofelate itself. Just use your imagination.
:^)
>>132913986
You listened to the audio book as well? Smart man.
>>132909379
That would be adorable if we wernt talking about world leaders.
>>132916326
lava....
right under and before the great canadian shield, it can only escape upwards, not that it has a place to errupt ?!
>>132916713
we aren't really but you know how it goes...
>>132908402
Fucking really nigger?
I doubt he's serious, just playing nice on the world stage.
To be fair a good relationship between them might make Trump more influential in decision making here.
Trump knows what he's doing and he's not stupid or ignorant of anything, just gotta figure out how he's playing his hand.
>>132913986
It's cowardly, more like.
>>132908402
trump knows how to kiss ass and stay on peoples good side. but as soon as someone bites him, he bites back. hard.
>>132916511
>lava
I'm certainly no geologist but I'm not sure if this is entirely accurate.
>>132908402
FAAABULOUS!
>average house is 550k
>median income is 35k
>unemployment 6.5% vs 4.0% in America
>job creation is entirely part time minimum wage jobs
>wage growth non existent
>STEM grads have to move to america to find jobs
>cost of living is expensive as fuck
Lets face it, Canada is a developing nation masquerading as a first world country
>>132908402
When you're working for one country and another has a "leader" like Trudeau, of course you say he's doing a spectacular job.
>>132918379
feels bad man
>>132917286
Wut. I never mentioned lava.
>>132913619
>Canada is only 10 of Utah
>>132916326
That's probably the jetstream. Mountain ranges divert airflow from the south upwards, so those areas are a lot closer to nominal earth temperatures than those around them.
Think of it like a convection oven, but it's shaped to only flow in certain ways.
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>>132908627
Fuck off shareblue. Your D/C tactics are easy to see through
>>132919256
meant to quote
>>132916852
>>132916048
It can be comfy AF desu
>>132909379
Fuck me, how embarrassing.
Can someone nuke us, please?
>>132916048
I still can't help but lol irl when I think about how we took 95% of the good territory on this continent, leaving our neighbors to claim a frozen wasteland, a desert hellhole and some poverty commie island.
>>132908402
>believing anything Trump says
The guy is a compulsive liar.
>>132908402
You all drool over what he says too much. You think trump gives a fuck about Canadian politics? No. No he does not he is worried about what's relevant right now to him.
But to be fair I love Justin Trudeau as a friend or something but he makes a shite politician because.
>>132923188
I ski in Quebec every winter. It's the only worthwhile province. Give them independence even though they vote against it every time.
>>132908402
Globe and Mail is canadian Fake News.
"Our glorious leader is loved around the world."
>>132926869
One of those Caribbean shitholes is going to be a State soon...might as well be one. We've occupied it for so long they should be officially ours. Guam should be as well.
>>132916511
shit can't unsee
>>132917286
That's beautiful, Imagine when Yellowstone goes up, I hope I'm around long enough to see it.
>>132908402
he probably mean in the context of destroying his own country, and in that, justin is doing a spectacular job