Shia has been washing his face in pee

Lol, another one for the Trump Wall Of The Stumped.

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>>132907952
He's also in jail right now

>>132907797
>the goyim still claim circumcision isn't more sanitary

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>>132907797
that poor guy has no idea what hes doing.

>>132907797
Fuckin Pee in Loo Shia.

>>132907797
We drove him insane. He cannot beat us.

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>>132907797
WTF EXPLAIN THAT PIC

>>132908302
hypocrite. when you go number 2, dont miss the loo.

>>132908465
They swapped the order of them. Pretty easy to do.

>>132907797
>You don't understand, I'm on this island because they can't get me here. This is the only place I'm safe from... them

>>132908579
>Message in a bottle with a hand drawn pepe on some parchment

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>>132907797

>picks a fight with /pol/

>loses in every conceivable way

The real question is "Did he learn anything from this?" and the answer is... I don't think he did!

>>132907797
That was a bit on IASIP

Frank pisses in the fountain every day while Dennis washes his face in it every day for it's restorative properties.

>>132907797
JUST

>>132907797
Im no shia fan but those three images could well be in a different order to reality.

>Go down to the water, wash fash and have a quiet piss after

>(((((journalist))))) takes ''artistic license" with the photos

>>132908729
Can't even laugh that idea off anymore after the flag incident; /pol/ would track tidal currents, sea routes and storm patterns in order to chart a perfect course for a meme in a bottle.

Weaponized autism is a scary thing.

>>132907797
People who piss in water when there is plenty of ground around were beaten too little as children. It's disgusting and spreads everywhere like that, he even stands in the same water he pees on.

>>132908482
What are you even talking about. I always take the poo to loo, I'm potty trained senpakku.

>>132908978
I'm a meme in a bottle, gotta cuck me the right way

>>132908983
Shut up. Pissing in the ocean is great. It's just that you're supposed to be in the water while you do it.

It's extra fun because it's hard to do if you're too busy moving around to stay afloat and then it's WARM.

>>132909061

>Meemee

Oh dear, you just brought me back to the dark ages

>>132907797
Is that backwards?

>>132909423
no just confused

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>>132908578
Get out of here with your logical explanations

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>>132907797
>tfw jews will never groom you into a wacky child star, completely warping your view of reality, push you into starring roles in blockbuster films, then drop you the moment you exhibit the slightest twinge of rebelliousness driving you into a maddening spiral of self-deprecating stunts until you finally challenge the users of a mongolian kite flying forum to an idealogical battle that leaves you a ragged shell of a man drinking your own urine in wild confusion.

>>132908144
Kek, he's back home.

>>132908144
That Jail is 99% black.

>>132909189
>Pissing in the ocean is great.
So is shitting on the beach if you ask Indians and Africans.

>>132908999
sorry man, i got to assume you have no bathroom. but im happy for you.

>>132909801
No that's gay. You can make a clearly marked pit toilet behind the dunes or in the woods or whatever, but dropping a log in or around the shore is absolutely degenerate.

>>132908999
why are you traveling in India?

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>>132907797
He's a method actor so maybe he's trying to get into the skin of someone who got pissed on? I dunno but it's gross.

Well I wasn't expected to see Shi Labouf dick today.

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>>132910410
You motherfucker.

>>132907797
doesnt drinking pee after you ingest a special type of mushroom get you high

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Washing your face with urine increases testosterone, notice his beard - something you nu-males cannot grow.

Maybe you cucks should start washing your face with piss.

It's because you fags tormented him so much with his art project HWNDU. That shit was childish and you should have let him express himself regardless of if you disagreed with it. This place needs to burn for good.

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>>132911077

Fuck off, Shia

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>>132909765
This is a fact. I live about an hour away. I stopped going to St. Pattys Day degeneracy because the "Black Irish" were doing their usual monkeyshines. Savannah is dangerous fucking city if you are not paying attention. I hope this jew got the treatment. These stats are even worse now.

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>>132907797
Probably bad stage Schizo.
Nobody cared enough about him to try and get him help.
I've seen people like these even around my country.
There's a dude, an ex match teacher who remember whole phone book of our country. Went nutso and now walks around a city in shit and pissed clothes and a bike in hand. Never rides on it.
You guys just made his mental game go game over.
Not that i care just pointing it out. Still don't think he's a bud guys and deserves all of this.

>>132908144
Looks like he's getting DIVI DED tonight :^)

Wow

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>>132907797
we broke him

and in the spirit of 4chan I suggest we continue breaking him, maybe he'll start running around LA streets naked shouting something about pedophiles

>>132907797
This nigger has lost his mind.

>>132913855
/pol/ shall make him their Chris-chan

>>132913855
dude that isn't funny, his dad is a pedophile.

>>132907797
Were they filming a remake of Castaway?

>>132907797
Order of pictures not verified. Video or gtfo.

>>132907797
>cutfag
Not surprised.

>>132907797
Fuck my ass. So much celebrity penis lately. Efron. Bieber. Legolas. This guy. Are they the same guy or am I being blinded? I did my 10K zoom and think i see a tasty fiveskin. He is based leave him alone. Needle dicks. All we need now is 1 direction

Guys I am starting to feel a little bad. I think we bantz'd Shia too hard.

>>132916002
Maybe he is a retract a fag. I dont know why all men arent restoring

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>The actor approached a bystander and a police officer asking for a cigarette, according to a statement from the Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan Police Department. He became disorderly, using profanities and vulgar language, when he wasn't given a cigarette, it said.

LOL

>>132916299
They are not the same, confirmed. Having strokes is fun

>>132916425
Not enough to grab on to without a device too clunky to be unsuitable for the workplace or moving around with.

Whatever the case is with shia that's not what I would call a clear and obvious cut job.

>>132907797
Bruh I'm pretty divided from that

>>132916002
>labeouf
>cut

>>132916899
Me either. But regarding the other point i do it at night. Nothing much required and it made me bigger and firmer too

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>>132907797

WHAT THE FUCK

>>132907797

Faggot has a bigger pecker than mine. The prick, I hope he dies!

>>132917069
Don't you get erections at night during REM sleep like a normal healthy male? It pops right off if I so much as start in on a semi from having haram thoughts.

>>132915571
then clearly we aren't the biggest problem in his life yet he decided that we are somehow wrong about something and went on a moral crusade, I just can't have sympathy for that

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>>132908939

>>132908983
>Not washing your face with mineral-filled miracle water

>>132917214
I unno mang. Canister method that shit gets nasty. Feels good to squirt like a 19 year old. The grail of seed up in that bitch too mofo

>>132909765
Ass status: Divided

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>>132911813
Turns out your pic is real, female, and recovering well. Glad I Google it that image always creeper me out.

>>132918374

If Melania had a surgeon like that she wouldnt look like fucking Genghis Khan.

There are two types of people.
Those who wash their face in pee.
And those who lie about it.

he found out 4chan had better art too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAExa9P7hME

>>132907797
is this the second r kelly pisstape? big if true anon

>>132918621
Oh shit that was a burn ointment burn

>>132917189

>he actually doesnt unzip. He just drops the shorts like a kid

Nvm, I overestimated.

>>132918834
He gets a solid 9 rating from this anon

>>132918259
Underrated

>>132910166
It's not a bad dick really.

>>132919251
There's nothing funner in life. Always had a soft spot for piracy flags too though. Merp

>>132919493
You don't have to be gay to know what a good dick looks like.

>>132916627
Something similar happened to me at work a few months ago. Dude was from California.
Nothing good comes from there

>>132919647
Deffo, Tonto. You keep riding into the sunset and being based. Draggin a big ol pair of stones behind you

>>132908144
hes like a full blown bum now.

>>132911077
You need to go back Shia. It doesn't matter that you are now such a broken man child that you are washing your face in piss and getting arrested for public intoxication, what matters is you are still messing with 4chin. Learn your lesson kid! Anywhere you go we will find you.

>>132911077
shia you kept changing the rules though and cancelling it. All people did was go there and play shadilay and say everything was gonna be okay with trump. then libs got mad and divided it.

mfw "redpilled" /pol/acks actually think Shia and his marketing friends who have been doing these stunts since the paper bag are actually being affected negatively by them... You're being fucked over by 1d checkers. Your pills are the bluest

>>132918374
Jesus, medical science is amazing.

>>132918739
you are shit minteu, stop stealing aesthetics

>>132917337
>canister method
huh, how did I not learn of this way back when?

thx bro looks worth a shot

This is fucking hilarious watching Shia crash and burn

>>132907797
he just went to jail for being drunk in public.

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>>132921808
If you're a sadist. He was raped as a kid and pimped out to Hollywood producers. Dude is suffering immensely.

>>132907797
>>132908144
How can someone be divided this badly still be alive?

>>132908939

yeah, youre right. the water is smooth when he washes his face, then much more agitated when he's pissing. OP is a fag.

we didnt do shit to him

look up his fathers history and then do some research on shias activity righ before the election season

he was having a "just" moment like all the young disney star in a crisis

the election snapped him out of it because he was focused on big bad trump who he conjured into the ultimate villian

my perspective is that he was actually projecting his fathers image on to trump

when trump won and the election hype died down shia fell back into his insanity whilst simultanously having reality slap him in the face

shia is a recovering child star that was abused by his father and probably a lot of movie producers

>>132908144
He is going full pseudo alpha because beeing a manlet REALLY bothers him.

Also he isn't relevant anymore. It was over so fast he could barely enjoy it. Sad.

>>132907797
Holy fuck! This dude could't get any crazier

>>132908978
lol it sure is

When a tool of the goyim has been used too much it will get unusefull of the wear and tear

>>132908144
Im glad to see laws are enforced even on the rich.

>>132921336
Yw. It's so cool I just stumbled on it about two years ago now too

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before /pol/

>>132908302
I keked, Pajeet.

>>132924569
>Also he isn't relevant anymore. It was over so fast he could barely enjoy it. Sad.


>Transformers movie playing in theaters right now
>Shia sitting in a jail cell
Tragic

Doesn't take much for him to self destruct does it

>>132908144
Public drunkenness is a crime?

>>132918621
melania never had plastic surgery you fuck

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>>132926669
In america, youre going to get arrested, if you drink on the streets.

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>>132907797
That's what happens when you get 4chaned

>>132908144

>71%

Charge your phone you madman!

WHO FUCKING CARES

Does he think he's actions will turn him into Marlon Brando by imitating his crazyness?

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>>132907797

How can one being fall so far?

>>132909715
This.

>>132927048

not even drinking out in the open. If you got drunk INSIDE and walk onto the sidewalk you are committing a misdemeanor

LAND OF THE FREEEEE

>>132916627

omg like a Nigger!

HOLY FKIN SHIT!

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>>132908144

>When the memes become reality

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>>132907797

>>132927784
subjecting others to your drunken misadventures violates the NAP.

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>>132908144
Shia got the black pill shoved so deep in his anus, wonder if he becomes the new Ben Garrison or just does an hero

>>132927048
this.
i remember telling some people in germany about the laws we have in the US and how restrictive they are, they were very surprised.
when i see the protests in hamburg and all the complaining people do over there, it really grinds me gears.
you have it so easy.

who else here has a bigger dick than shia lebeouf?

>>132918374
cutest in the middle imo

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>>132925985

>>132928118
Yeah but people booze in public and go around drunk all the time in practice. Those laws are basically there to punish you if you're being dumb about it, or to pile on more charges if you, well, are dumb about it.

>>132928182
Not fair to compare as he's not at full mast. But I suspect I've got him beat by a bit.

>>132928182
If i get like 5% there i match him soft

>>132918834

Feels good man

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>>132915571
not the best way to grow up

>>132907797
Look what you little shits did to him and his chewy cock.

>>132907797

Redpill on Shia

- Child actor
- Dad was a pedophile
- Dad passed him around to get him into Hollywood
- Mike Bay, one of the most Based directors in Hollywood (and his mentor Jerry Bruckheimer) take him on
- Give him 3 roles
- Shia has total meltdown on set, Mike asks him to take time off
- Brad Pitt gives him a role on Fury
- Shia takes Peyote and a few hard drugs, has a Marlon Brando level meltdown
- Fury wraps up, entire cast agrees he can not function anymore in Hollywood
- Agent envokes Gag order on Shia
- Shia is now jobless & with debts piling up is fucked
- Now bankrupt
- Mind fucked up from doing hard drugs for 5 years
- On target to be a Derp-Charlie Sheen.

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>>132929306
Jajajajajajaja

>>132907797
labeouf : it use to be that no nigger wanted to be a nazi
>random stranger : i didnt ask any question mr homeless guy
labeouf : now they are all playing some damn wolfenstein game calling each other kebabs
>random stranger : k... im going to go get the authorities and tell them your loitering
labeouf : i have seen things...
>random stranger 2: you like one of those vietnam vets or something
labeouf : no some faggots on 4chan made fun of my faggy art project

>>132929854
>spic laughter
>hidden flag
every time

>>132907797
This is CNN in 6 months

>>132907797
Take the pee to the sea.

Praise KEK

>>132928182
>>132928717
>>132928756
Reminder that Shia is 5'7" so his dick looks bigger than it actually is

>>132907797
this shit made my day holy fuck

>>132931752
>this
His dick looks 4 inches flaccid, hard its probably 7ish. Hes not big

>>132931752
When people look at themselves we are literally looking downwards. Mirrors, cams, or other observers add angles and inches

>>132907797
>>132932012
fags I really didn't need to think about or see the Transformers/Holes guy's penis

http://www.wrcbtv.com/story/35839230/actor-labeouf-arrested-in-georgia-for-public-drunkenness

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Dude is all over the place he doesn't give any fucks anymore.

>>132932012
I was guessing a little less than 7, but you never know if there might be some surprise grower action going on.

I would be unsurprised if he's got me on girth though, as that is not difficult to do.

>>132920396
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>132932169
Anyone seen this? Any validity?

>>132932387
Pencil>cheese wheel

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>>132907797
well once again the ZOG machine want us to be distracted by Shia Le Boof!!!
I think CNN operation was to powerful and the ZOG is scared!

>>132932464
Because I'm in ga and if this is true and the flag pops up here I'll get it.

>>132928182
I'm a little longer and thicker but I'm also asian and a bit taller than he is so i'm content.

>>132932012
>7ish
>not big
wat, has the average dick size increased since I last checked in middle school?

>>132932186
>first shia, now drake
>when will this stop

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>>132907797

god dammit the fucker has a nice cock I'll give him that

>>132932508

o shit

is this pic real?

>peeing directly into the river
thats the semite subhuman genes

>>132933026
This boner I have is reaching across the room

>>132932966
7 isn't big like anything to hold up and say
>wow now that's a big schlong
It's comfortably above average to where you probably wouldn't really care if you were a little shorter.

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What will Shia's final form be?

>>132908978

Last night /pol/ helped locate a migrant smuggler's base in like 10 mins, fucking scary. Apparently there is a french autist with this superpower to find anybody in the world based off one photo of the area.

see: >>132795786

He's very handsome. Such a bad boy..

>>132908302
Do you guys have a river that's literally shit and piss?

>>132926669
Only if you are a jackass about it or make it super obvious. If you are walking down the street drunk and a cop talks to you, as long as you aren't a dick they don't care. If you are stumbling around and causing fights, prepare to be arrested. The people that cause a ruckus about it are the ones that think they can be drunk and fucking annoying and get away with it.

>>132907797
He was insane already.
Now maybe a tad more.

>>132932966
The average dick size for white men is 6.2 inches. If you look at global averages you're getting a distorted view along with places like america with heavy asian and hispanic population which are signaficantly less most hispanics are 5in and asians and little less than 4in.

>>132907797
He looks like a pirate who survived a shipwreck and has been living on an uninhabited island for 1 week

>>132931752

Hidden benefits of being a manlet, you can have the same size dick as a lanklet but chicks will think yours is bigger.

>>132907797

>Jews

Patton said they were filthy and disgusting, and he was right.

>>132933225
>>132933498
Makes sense
>tfw above average white dick size
Feelsgoodman.

>>132933498
This is highly intriguing. A true gentleman's smoking jacket conversation

>>132908410
he was already insane....

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>>132932012

but can he do this?

Isn't he supposed to be in bumfuck Finland right now?

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>>132930040

>>132933833
We've reached Mcenroe levels of dicktennis

>>132908939
SHIA IS IN *OUR* REALITY NOW BITCHES,

>MUUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

>>132907797
He tried to start a fight against /pol and we literally broke him.

>>132933393

all that and rotting corpses. they brush their teeth with that water

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>>132926779

>>132933707
Yeah, right? I mean I'd be lying if I said I didn't get worked up about dick size competitions when I was young, but really you just loose any sense of inadequacy once you hit a certain point that's somewhere not far off from being average.

I feel bad for guys who get in to penis pumps and stuff out of some sense of inferiority. Same with being at least somewhat tall I guess.

>>132934000

Trump's head with an open mouth should be the head of his dick, spewing out the piss that CNN then puts on their face

>>132926669
Yeah, if you're drunk and bothering people on the street or causing trouble, cops have the license to arrest you

It is kind of at their discretion though. It's basically just a law that gives the police an excuse to clean up the riff raff

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>>132933498
>mfw asian and above the average white size

>>132934348
Or to double-tap you if you break other laws when you're not supposed to be drunk either for extra punishment or to provide the possibility of being able to drop or reduce charges without letting you off entirely.

>>132934458
Lol that gif it's like that scene in moonlight

>>132907797

Kek, the poor bastard's circumcised! No wonder he's so pissed off all the time.

>>132934130
>they brush their teeth
lad, no they don't

>>132908144
Wow it looks like we really fucked him up

JUST

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>>132909189
better be careful it attracts great white sharks ;)

>>132918621
Pls no bully melania

>>132907797
Some people can't handle the redpill as well as others can.

>>132934565
Zing. I still dont believe it though. Prolly goes the boring copycat route, plays the crew cut for 10 seconds

>>132908579
Tybee isn't much of an island

>>132911813
>>132918374
Is that the fucking Corprus disease?

He is becoming poo in loo.

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>Gets raped by dad
>/pol/ desultory's his life
Poor shia.

>>132908302
You can pee in the sea Pajeet.

>>132908939
Shia didn't bathe while he was filming Fury. He wanted to seem more realistic. Everyone hated him.

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>>132926779

>>132907797
>Millionnaire
>Tries his hardest to look like a hobo

I hate celebrities

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>>132934458
HONORARY RICE DEPOSITER

>>132933727
alcohol destroyed his brane

>>132935041

Soon it will be shit, trash, blood, cum, and dead carcasses.

He will then claim it as his hailing achievement.

>>132925985
Yea, but look at those eyes.

>>132908410
We should finish him the fuck off.

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>>132926779

Why Shia

Why did you do all this to yourself

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>>132935280
BAC doesn't stand for blood alcohol content anymore

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>>132926779

>>132936021
thats not melania, its your mother

>>132936114
No it's the clean your room man

>>132911813
Quite a story to that image
http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=132417&page=1

Daily reminder that as long as you're talking about Shia, he wins. That's all he cares about. He's an attention whore of the highest order. As long as someone somewhere is talking about Shia, he's satisfied. Doesn't matter if they're making fun of him or agreeing with him as long as they're talking. about. him.

>>132935863

I am surprised a porn producer hasn't scoured China for big cocks, there's gotta be some freaks of nature among the billions. would be a big money-maker genre. RICED.com

>>132907797
The jews and dad did the heavy lifting. We just showed up for capture the flag and sent him that last centimeter off the deep end.

>>132934985
No, it was a 9 year old Afghan girl who was carrying a kerosene lamp, tripped and burned herself horribly. The father took her to American soldiers for help... http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=132417&page=1

>>132915571
His mother is as well. Or maybe his dad just rapes adults, I dunno, either way it's bad for Shia.

>>132908939
>>132917230
>>132922876

his shirt is dry in the piss pic, and his shit is wet in spots in the face-washing pic, so its in order

>>132934985
>Zubaida had been carrying a kerosene lamp when she fell and caught on fire. Her chin melted onto her chest. She was unable to close her eyes. And her right arm was bent and glued to her side. She was 9 years old.

>>132934985
I'm pretty sure that's the result of an acid attack of tolerance by a member of the religion of peace.

>>132936542
Kebab or not fuck this rancid assed world. What the fuck did we do to deserve being here?

>>132936427

AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAANNNNN

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>>132908302
Holy fuck, India. Well played, sir.

>>132936294
It's gotta be a numbers game, a few have to be packing. I'm not Chinese but out of the ton of them there has to be one or two that doesn't give a fuck about what their family says and wants to get out and make that money.

>>132936294
With the number of asians in the western world now I'm sure there must be some such thing even if it's not very big yet. It's really not that any more unusual to see an asian guy in a porno who looks like he's doing pretty good as it is a white guy who reminds you that there are as many people below average as there are above average.

>>132936687

>fuck this rancid assed world.

on the other hand, medical science has progressed to the point that doctors were able to remedy most of the girl's serious injuries. Something that would've been unfathomable 25 years ago. So that's kinda cool, right? The world aint all bad.

>>132936875
There's a few. If they fitness model they tend to benefit from that. Some of the mixed ones are pretty bangin

>>132936875
Thats been some of my experience with the black and white girls I met these last few semesters. They assume the asian thing is like that for all of us, I'm mixed so that might factor in.

>>132937167
True. I've really gotten into weight lifting and running/rowing these last few years and have noticed in losing a little weight and getting stronger my dick game has improved a little.

>>132907797
Pretty sure that faggot has been bathing in piss for decades

>>132937188
To be fair there are a lot of pictures and videos and stores out there to where you're like
>oh wow it's really true

>>132936875

Could get r/asian_masculinity to fund the kickstarter.

It is fucked up how the (((media))) emasculates asian men. Jews hate asians, asians hate affirmative action, asians are our allies.

I want this to happen. I wanna see bigdick asians cockslapping nigresses. I wanna spam the gifs and jpgs to KANGZ black supremacist facebook groups while pretending I'm asian and bragging about our high IQs and big yellow dongs.

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>>132933498
>tfw dick is 5.4 inches
JUST

>>132908144
What else would any of us do with loads of money and no job?

>remember when he was the likable awkward teen from transformers
he had his fortune fucking made, all he had to do was ride the wave from the fuckload of money those movies haul in everytime they're releases but no he had to fuck it up and look where he is now

>>132909715
Wow. Age was not kind to little Annie.

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>>132907797
Memes

>>132936906

Outside of JAV you don't see asian guys in porno because the young asian males are heads of their family etc, lots of obligations to not bring shame.

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>>132935211
thats honestly fuckin awesome

>>132908754
>picking a fight with all the retards on the internet.

There is a long list of people and organizations that learned the hard way that all the retards on the internet are effectively invincible.

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>>132907797
WIILLLLLLLSSSOOOOON!

>>132937276
Yeah there are a few methods but another anon ITT smack talked it so I'll digress
>>132937282
Certain others have pee memes involved

>>132907797
>>132908144
dish gurl

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>>132907797
Fuck this little goy. This is only the beggining.

>>132908302
I'm pooing in a loo while I write this. Do you have that luxury?

>>132907797
TINY

>>132937536
I still say he should get to fuck Natalie Portman as compensation for his suffering.

>>132936294
>https://www.riced.com/
shit. someone buy out this chinese takeout place for /pol/'s amusement

>>132937820
>e-statting

>>132937615
I dunno man. Granted I have a different perspective because when I was growing up the internet didn't really dump free porn all over you just from turning it on, and most of the easy stuff to get was like something out of an old fashioned playboy.

So from where I sit the massive influx of chinese and the massive proliferation of free port sites makes it look like asian guys in porn are all over the place. Granted I have a touch of yellow fever so I'm a little bit biased by that as well.

>>132937304
desu I hadn't looked into it a lot. Just what i'd heard from friends and girls
>>132937375
>It is fucked up how the (((media))) emasculates asian men
I don't get too upset over it. I just focus on me and what I can do. Media emasculation and perceptions will always be there, I just try my best to do my own thing and not get too caught up in shit I can't control.
> I wanna see bigdick asians cockslapping nigresses.
Been there, done that. Good times but my friend called me Ted Danson for 3 months because I was fucking a few black girls around the same time.
>>132937644
It's cool, just saying what helped me aside from my luck.

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>>132907797

>>132938094
I hear ya. Get hard etc etc

>>132908144
Wait a second, you cant be drunk outside in freedomland ?

>>132911077
Arent you like a multi-millionaire?
Why dont you go do productive shit instead of try to bring down our legitimate government?
>inciting violence towards tradtionalists
>art project
kek

>>132938265

You can if you don't make an ass of yourself in public. Don't be a rowdy drunken asshole and the cops will never know.

>>132928517
I agree
Im a sucker for big brown eyes

>>132938265
eh, its a grey area. typically there's a "disturbance of the peace" charge or something similar associated with it. basically, you have to commit a crime AND be drunk to get charged with public drunkeness. or be tailgating at a place where cops are jocks

>>132938204
Talking about me? I didn't smack talk any techniques. Probably I'd be trying jelqing and stuff if I were in the 5 club or under. I just said I feel kind of bad for people don't have the benefit of being able so say
>hey alright
>not a bad luck of the draw at all
>whatever

D I V I D E D

>>132916002
His dick looks almost identical to mine and I'm uncut. It just kinda pulled back as I got older.

>>132938384
>>132938520
So what if im not doing anything wrong, just walking back home, but stumbling real bad?

>>132911077
but now you're here Shia, and you'll become one of us

>>132916002
>a literal jew
>cutfag
you dont fuckin say?

>>132916627
>oy m8 can I snizzag a bogey
>no
>fuck off then lad what are ya even good for if you don't even have cigarettes
>you're under arrest because the first amendment doesn't exist

>>132938893
Depends a lot on the area but if you're not looking out of place or like you might be a danger to something then probably nothing. Some places expect to keep up appearances, others know drunks slop around and only care about the problem cases.

Kind of like speeding or anything else where people technically break the law day in and day out.

>>132938893
without a shred of evidence, id say a likely 19/20 times youll be fine and cops wont give us a shit. these charges almost always accompany the drunk either pissing off people, damaging property, or generally creating an unsafe environment (ie: walking in the middle of the fuckin road)

>>132926669
Generally yes, it depends on the state, they will only charge you if your Drunk and disorderly, aka being a drunk asshole making a scene

>>132938094
>Media emasculation and perceptions will always be there

Not necessarily. You know why the media jews push this emasculating asians agenda, while pushing the BBC myth, right? Because in their depraved minds its all about trying to balance out the failure of blacks, their lack of intelligence. So they create this spectrum that correlates big dicks to lack of IQ, and vice versa. Jews are extremely threatened by east asians. They haven't even figured out what to do about south asians.

>>132938539
Ahaha awesome reply
>>132938760
You're like this one buddy of mine he says he is but it never appears he claims he's half way done but grew too much ahaha

>>132937682
> calling shia a goy
Fuck off, newfag.

Also, the current trend of non-White immigration into White countries will lead to a complete destruction of White culture, the White social order and ultimately an extermination of the White race. This must be stopped at all costs - This is about survival. We must win by any means necessary, or we will cease to exist.

>>132933833
STOP POSTING THIS DISGUSTING ANTISEMITIC MEME IMMEDIATELY

DELET YOUR 4CHAN ACCOUNT

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

>>132909715
Absolutely this. :(

>>132935529

No. now we Re-educate and bring him to our side.

>>132932012
I'm 7.5 inches and 95% of chicks seemed really impressed. Gay dudes must be size queen as fuck.

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>>132929306

"During his childhood, he accompanied his father to meetings of Alcoholics Anonymous. LaBeouf has also said he was subjected to verbal and mental abuse by his father, who once pointed a gun at his son during a Vietnam War flashback. LaBeouf has stated that his father was "on drugs" during his childhood, and was placed in drug rehabilitation for heroin addiction, while LaBeouf's mother was "trying to hold down the fort."

>>132939186
Well all this penis talk got me thinking back to when I was a teenager and kept measuring it. And honestly I was bummed at the time that it seemed to have stopped at 6 3/4" except on a really good day because then I coudn't claim to be past that oh so holy "7" mark.

And then one day much later finding out some kind of magic fairy apparently gave me free dick extensions or something. And that lead me to realize I'd stopped caring a long time ago about what once seemed important to me. So that got me wondering and I think if I wound up anywhere in the 6s I'd just say
>oh well
>at least I'm not in the 5 club
and that would probably be the threshold of spending time trying for better.

>>132939676
That's just us having spatial awareness

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>>132932508
>They are losing to TLC and Nick at Nite

>>132908302
if only he urinated in the ganges, he'd be safe.

>>132939736
Sounds like myself but what ive already mentioned plus bathmates has me close to nig territory. Havent measured in years but if it's nipply outside ive long said my peace to having any babbydick syndrome. Some guys are white but have like a charred look on em so there's lots of combos. Pink nipples are a good test

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>>132934295
You have some weird fantasies, dude.

>>132907797
>very much RELATED

https://youtu.be/Ag1o3koTLWM

>>132939944
don' mongolian girls have pink nipples?

I kinda feel bad for Shia, but he asked for this. He shoul do porn now.

>>132907797
it's almost as if the order of the pics wasn't the opposite wow

I respect Valor (character from HWNDU) even more now. He was always (ourguy)

>>132940488
I wouldnt think so?

>>132939093
Reminds me of a story.

When he was in college my dad was stumbling down a road and a cop confronted him and he swung on him. Said the cop decked him, scolded him, and drove him home.

How times have changed.

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>>132940276

Th-thanks

>>132927048
Don't worry Fritz, soon you'll be under Sharia law and drinking one beer will take you to the gallows.

>>132910690
A. Muscaria but its usually ingested in the urine of reindeer

>>132907797

Jesus christ he looks like hes completely homeless

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>>132908144
I posted a link to this story.
http://www.wrcbtv.com/story/35839230/actor-labeouf-arrested-in-georgia-for-public-drunkenness

I hope the flag is in GA. I'll go get it if it is.

>>132933833
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

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>>132932508
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAH
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAH

>>132941029
that guy in your pic sat on little girls faces

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>>132907797
kek
the real question is what didn't we do to him??

>>132907797
Poo Poo Pee Pee

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>>132908302

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Shia La Douche

>>132907797
how long until they meme this into reality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSO0lCO3TIg

>>132943383

Why? Did the little girls give him rimjobs? It'd be so weird if your state media and law enforcement and government protected him and others right? H-haha why would they do that?