Apart from Portugal, who were the British empires other allies?

God and the seas

Fuck your empire.
But kudos to your music!

>>132902883
Prussia (Prussia is not Germany).

>>132902883
Depends who was of much use to us at the time. We even outjewed the jews.

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BRITANNIA ONLY ALLIES ITSELF!

i welcome our future overlords. once breggzit goes through the Empire will be restored.

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>>132905165
>>132902883

>>132905165
Austria for the longest time was.

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>>132906336

>>132906753
>The largest Spanish military mobilisation of the eighteenth century
>Only 7 years after the earthquake that leveled our capital
>We literally had our armymen grabbing rocks from the sides of the road because the muskets had no bullets
>Some cunts in Trás-os-montes (peasants, women and children) held off an 8000 men army with pitchforks and scorched earth policy, and wrote a letter to the Portuguese prime minister and English general that they needed no help in the North, so that the army could better defend the Tagus banks.
>Kicked their ass so hard that Napoleon would see that they would not resist them 50 years later and just blazed through and they lost almost all their colonies.

One of the most underrated wars we fought, desu.

>>132907298
When did it all go wrong?

>>132904659
The French and German Empire complex is very real and very much alive.
get over yourselves

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>>132906155
>t. A filthy traitor

>>132902883
Look at the Allied Powers in World War 1 and that should give you an idea.

>>132907887
>t. 54% white
Anglos are the best warriors on earth

>>132908175
Is it really that bad? It's surely not actually 54%?

>>132907566
For us?
1578 - Young King (not groomed, just picked at last minute) died with our army in Morrocco thanks to Castillian counselors
1580 - Habsburg inherits our crown and sends all our ships comanded by Sp*niard captains into an """"""invincible armada""""". We no longer have anything to defend India from the Dutch and lose it, gotta change to a Brazil-based economy
1640 - Habsburgs tried to turn us into a province so we GTFO and BTFO, started exploring the newly expanded Brazil (most of current Brazil)
1755 - Almost made a comeback, spending money on extravagant buildings when an earthquake destroys Lisbon and we spend all our money fixing it
1762 - Seven year war we've been talking about.
1808 - Napoleon cunt tries to invade so we kick him out as well
1822 - Brazil leaves, gotta change economy to be Africa-based, but the fucking niggers make it hard
1910 - Crysis (t-thanks England), Monarchy goes down and Republic sucks until 1934 or so
1934 - Dictatorship, which was nice at first, but then the dude was obsessed with the colonial wars
1961 - Colonial wars
1974 - Colonial wars ended with the coup and we let go the colonies despite winning (thanks China/USA/USSR cunts)
1980's- Join EU *cue curb your enthusiasm song*

The Earthquake was basically the final blow. After that we were just playing to destroy Spain.

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>>132907887
>Implying

>>132902883
belgium was kinda cool

>>132907887
muh ancestors wuz loyalist n sheeit for the rebellion. You're the real traitor, we're just a rouge colony.

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>>132908338
For adults it's 56%, adolescents according to 2014 data is actually 54%

>>132908382
How did Britain ruin your monarchy?

>>132908534
What the actual fuck? Does this not worry you, I thought it was just a meme?

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>>132908675
We wanted an East/West railway between Luanda and Lourenço Marques (now Maputo), and you guys wanted a railway between Cairo and Capetown, so you guys gave us an ultimatum, and our King accepted the ultimatum and backed down.

This was seen as a sign of weakness (which, to be fair, we had no chances, and the Colonial wars were already hard without that extra patch of Jungle), so the (((Republicans))) overthrew the monarchy and put a Republic in place, with a shitty-ass flag.

Our Kings have sucked since 1560 or so, so the Monarchy was always shitty, but the Republic has been even worse and disorganised, with the exception of Salazar, but even he had so he had weird ideas on how to run this shit and gave all the power to the commies by not allowing them to sperg out in public.

>>132908798
Hispanics are an order of magnitude better than blacks or muslims. That said, of course we're worried about it.

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>>132902883
Perfidious a*bion has and never had any allies. Everybody hates them.

>>132909114
I see where you're coming from, but to have a revolution over something which seems to be fairly mundane is a bit extreme.

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Anglo hate thread?

>>132909311
The pink map fiasco (the Africa dispute) was not the only reason we broke the monarchy - we also had a case similar to the French where they were living great and everyone was illiterate and starving (something whose vestigial effects are still felt to these days) - and may not even have been the main one, but it certainly was the one the Republicans pushed the most, to the point where that king was assassinated.

>>132907887
You stupid faggot. Now's not the time for that. You were founded by Anglos who hated parliament. It is now thyme to become allies.

>>132909236
Really?

Mexico is a shithole.

I read somewhere that the average IQ of Guatamala is 79.

You guys are toast. I'm sorry.

>>132902883
Everyone has been allies of the British at one point or another even the Turks

>>132902883
Lol, brits gave ALL OF THAT so they could kill fellow whites and let Russia-USSR grove to a supa power

>>132909298
Coming from the Hapsburg rape baby.

>>132909298
nuke england

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3802351/Calais-aid-workers-regularly-having-SEX-migrants-Jungle-camp-FEMALE-charity-helpers-likely-sleep-refugee.html
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/713656/British-women-travelling-to-Calais-Jungle-camp-have-sex-with-migrants
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1837590/british-women-are-travelling-to-the-calais-jungle-to-have-sex-with-migrants-and-some-have-multiple-partners-in-a-day/

You know you want it

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>>132909548
Fuck off, spic

>>132909555
It's inevitable if you've got a class divide as large as that.

>>132909114
Sorry Portubro. We fucked up on that one.

>>132909642
coming from the Hanover Germanic rapebaby

>>132906589
No not really, only from time to time during the napoleonic wars, you stopped being allies with them after that

You had a good relationship with Prussia and Germany until Wilhelm II fucked up your relationship though, after that you became our allies and for a long time

>>132909236
Yeah but Muslims make up 4% of the UK's population while Mexicans make up a good 30% of ours

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>>132902883
Doesn't matter who they were

>>132909681

Fake news, time for a siesta manuel

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>>132909649
Wise lad

>>132909710
No, poor/moortugal, you will hear the truth and embrace it.

>>132909826
I'm fine with being poor and even with the concept of Republic. Country's safe and nice and the food and weather are GOAT

I just want my nice blue flag back. Red and Green are masonry colours, not Portuguese colours.

>>132909853
We had an alright relationship post Protestant war, our biggest war together before Napoleon was the war of Spanish succession. Between Austria and France.

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>>132909927
>muh fake news
This is a typical a*glo reaction when faced with the disgraceful state of their "country".

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>>132902883
Friendship with Israel ENDED - Great Britain is my greatest ally now.

>>132909681
>only source is 3 censored Facebook posts
It's literally nothing

>>132910109
MAKE ISRAEL BRITISH AGAIN!

>>132908382
how is it possible you never recovered your economical power since the XVIth century ? Does Portugal has any notable ressources in itself or it only relied on its colonies ?

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>>132910140
Is it though? Interracial marriage in a*gloland is really common...

>>132910108

Sorry lad you're obviously still bitter that Philip II of spain proposed marriage to Elizabeth I and she said "lol no" so Philip went into a mood tried to invade England and promptly got BTFO and again in 1805 at Trafalgar

up your arse lad

>>132910005
you still did some wars against the Empire after the end of the thirty years war (which was a really bloody war), remember that you were against Austria during the seven years war and it was one of the most important war of this century

You weren't allied with them, you just didn't have a real issue with them and were always allied with their enemies because Austria was sometimes with France

The only time you were officially allied with Austria was because of Napoleon and it didn't last after the restauration of the french kingdom

>>132910815
I get your point, the main thing I'm saying is that we weren't as antagonist as we were with you French.

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>>132910788
>a*glo "education"

>>132910788
To be honest she was dumb to decline that offer, having the biggest empire of your timeline by your side and one day integrate into it to create a mega empire was really more interesting for you

>>132910352
>how is it possible you never recovered your economical power since the XVIth century ?
We never really had a break or a length of time to do it. Heck, even before that, each venture to India was done for the profit so we could send a second one. We have never been a rich country, even at our prime. We've never at any point been as rich as Spain, even. The money we kept was spent on:
a) buildings (that fell during the earthquake or are just decaying for lack of funds)
b) frivoulous, ephemerous shit for kings with too high an empire craze to notice that it would not be sustainable.

We never even had much population to tax. We went to India/Brazil/Africa on a 1 million population. As soon as our first army defeat happened (in Morrocco), we were toast, and had no decent replacement. We were the glass cannon of colonial powers, desu. Which, you know, sucks for us, but at least we did shit larger countries would've never have dreamed, and every punch we threw was way above our weight.

>Does Portugal has any notable ressources in itself or it only relied on its colonies?
Wolfram (that we sold to hitler to build our current gold reserves, since we spent Brazil's gold on rebuilding Lisbon and the rest Napoleon stole) and Lythium, which might come in handy in the near future.

After that we don't have anything besides being generally scrappy - we're generally good engineers and construction workers, which is what we're going for at the moment.

>>132910982
yes you weren't, you waged war against Austria because of us, not them, you didn't really care about Vienna

>>132902883
I'm so proud Australia and NZ were a success but we need to kick the commie out if Canada before they wreck the place

>>132910782
>really common
Uh... No, extremely uncommon actually considering mixed race population is less than 0.5% of the population

>>132910986
Guess who owns Granada

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>>132909864
I'm not saying its ideal or even good but we're not seeing major conflict between whites and hispanics. If the UK was 30% muslim you would probably have a civil war.

>>132911264
Doubt it, we'd probably bend over and take it like cucks.

Fucks sake.

>>132910986

>Completey ignoring the Spanish invasion of England I was talking about, Spain most powerful Empire of the era and still failed

>>132911014
>To be honest she was dumb to decline that offer, having the biggest empire of your timeline by your side

Quite the opposite, for Elizabeth to have married Philip it would have handed Phillip certain powers and land etc, it was a political power-move by Philip and Elizabeth saw right through it

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don't forget your bestest friend... america!

I'm not sure but now that Prussia is out of the way Her Majesty the Queen needs to press her claim on the Kingdom of Hannover.
With 10,000 Hessian mercenaries and the Dutch on our side we should be able to do some damage on the continent eh lads?

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>>132911175
Have you found any data? I could only find personal experiencies. Genuinely curious.

>>132911070
> we're generally good engineers and construction workers

Engineers I didn't know but most of construction workers in France are portuguese, we always say it's a job for portuguese people and they dream about building stuff with concrete when they are babies

> We went to India/Brazil/Africa on a 1 million population. As soon as our first army defeat happened (in Morrocco), we were toast, and had no decent replacement. We were the glass cannon of colonial powers, desu.

Yeah I see, you were a small country with a small population you did the best possible, you couldn't compete with the massive population (before the unification of Germany and outside of Russia that was backwarded France had the biggest population of the continent, we never used that advantage tho, we could have beaten the brits in America if we tried to really compete with them) of France and the power of spanish and english navy, also the dutch were way more rich and more into a capitalist way of thinking, not about being able to send another expedition next time but being able to have a shit ton of money in the end, it's sad you didn't end up like the Netherlands but still you tried and you tried very well considering the odds

>>132911617
>and still failed
Due to bad weather. Barely an achievement.

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>>132910986
lelmao you want an autism wikipedia battle with us youre going to lose

>>132911933
>33 ships vs 41
>+50 vs 6 in the battle I posted
Your point? Find a battle with such numbers in which you win against us. You only won Trafalgar because we were under the command of a f*enchy faggot remember.

>>132909298
That flag is incorrect

>>132911617
If the union managed to be stable in the end if could have been a good thing for the United Kingdom, I guess

It's true that backwarded and not that populated areas in south america aren't that useful and the spanish continental economy wasn't that great but considering the massive colonial migrations made by the brits the irish and the germans to populate the british colonies and after that the USA (and Texas), dealing with colonies with very small populations could have made them british culturaly in the end, most probably racemixed tho (or maybe not if it's like in South Africa)

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>>132911921
>Due to bad weather.

There's a reason Britannia is the goddess of the sea, now you know why she carries a trident


Britannia

>>132912281
True. It would make more sense though. The Irish flag being asymmetric is living proof you are a bunch of autists.

>>132911841
Holland benefitted from being able to sell shit to France and Germany (or proto-germany). All we had to sell to was Spain, who consistently fucked up their economy. Our position in Europe isn't the best, although I guess we could've done it if we applied ourselves and committed to it at one point or another.

Most of our diaspora to France was in the 70's, when we were forced to de-colonise Africa, so you get fairly uneducated people who have to do construction jobs that kind of suit their mentality - pragmatic and problem-solving jobs, for the most part.

Now in the 00's and 10's we send Engineers, which sucks, because it's a brain-drain, but I guess the Portuguese aren't ones for sticking too long in Portugal, kek.

>>132912280
We lost most of those men to disease.

>>132912502
You have the support of Satan, I give you that.

>>132912649
So? This only demonstrates how incompetent you were.

We gave the world the English language,now even the french speak in gods tongue.

>>132912839
You can say a lot of things about the British, one thing you can't call us is incompetent at Empire building.

>>132912725
We have your ROCK,you road sweeper.

>>132912943
Not before 1800. And thank God it didn't last long once built.

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>>132913204
You mad nigga.

>>132913013
If you have it, it is not mine, is it? Why would I desire something that does not belong to me. It would be quite unchristian of me, would it not?

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>>132912649
>We lost most of those men to disease.
Yeah, bullet fever.

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>>132912280
>You only won Trafalgar because we were under the command of a f*enchy faggot remember.

We won trafalgar because we pumped everything we had into naval doctrine, constant drilling/practice, naval cannon and fuse improvements, navigational equipment such as the sextant, naval compasses etc etc

Our navy and its command really was just better than everybody elses

>>132913424
Please keep feeding the monkeys.

>>132913423
You only prove continental Europe's superiority with those pics. How can island faggots even compete?

>>132912576
I can confirm that the portuguese in France are numerous, hardworking but aren't known to be really intelligent, they earn the money legaly in any case but are so fucking proud of Portugal that it starting to be annoying, I never saw any elite portuguese in France, I guess the brain drain isn't toward us

>>132913612
With that pic you only prove my point. Your navy was average but Nelson had the brilliant idea to attack with a vertical line istead of with a horizontal one as it was traditionally done.

>>132913802
It definitely isn't. You guys got the uneducated cunts, and we hate our french diaspora too. They were the rejects that came from Africa and couldn't find a job here (i.e. the dumber, more useless ones)

Worse of all, you guys have now got the 2nd generation of them, which are probably proud of our great history, but are not familiarised with our ways of shutting the fuck up and being polite. A typical Portuguese should be stern and stoic and be ready to help out a person up until the point that person feels entitled. Not just shout shit like they are the best around and being generally obnoxious. Sadly, France got the latter. We're sorry.

>>132913802
>I never saw any elite portuguese in France
What you sure saw was a bunch of central african f*enchmen doing f*ench things, did you not?

>>132914056
>Your navy was average

>18th and and 19th century British navy average

It was THE best, it was THE most powerful, highly trained, funded and technologically advanced Navy in the word

Oh and copper plated hulls too, another British naval innovation

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>>132914514
It's sometimes hard not to notice how Britain's path is almost exactly the same as Portugal, except lagging behind 2 centuries and reaping all the benefits that came from that.

I'm glad that if we had to lose our hegemony, we lost it to another land of fishermen.

>>132914514
>it was THE most powerful
Because the f*ench imbeciles allowed you to sink their entire navy without even fighting.

>highly trained, funded and technologically advanced
The training was the same as in the rest of Europe until the 19th century, technologically you always had smaller ships until the 19th century and the funding was the necessary I suppose. Overall you were average during the Napoleonic Wars until Trafalgar, then your naval supremacy started and lasted until WW1.

>>132914167
stoicism is fucking retarded m8

>>132915408
Maybe, but it's not really our fault we came from a land of fishermen and isolation. It's not like we choose to be like this.

And I mean it in a day-to-day basis. In a pinch we've fought back instead of just taking shit.

>>132902883
I love how Karen has black, empty, soulless eyes, no doubt from being beaten and raped so many times out the back of the local kebab shop.

>>132915590
Stoicism is literally fedora-tier mate. You're fucking retarded mate.
Please don't reproduce.

>>132914957

We are simple island people, even the Italian Renaissance took like 100 years to reach us after everyone else

>your naval supremacy started and lasted until WW1

You having a giggle m8, our naval supremacy lasted until the USA overtook us in the early/mid 1940's when they went into full production; it was the largest and most powerful navy on the planet, ourt merchant navy alone accounted for over 2/3rds of the entire worlds shipping.

>>132915408
>not worrying about what you can't control
>fucking retarded
t. UN, you can make this shit up.

>>132915823
What the shit. I'm not defending it. I'm just stating how we are. Like all the old farts in this country are hardy, stubborn motherfuckers.

We're not fiesta-niggers like the Sp*niards.

>>132903114
fpbp

>>132915840 (You)

Meant for >>132915039

>>your naval supremacy started and lasted until WW1

You having a giggle m8, our naval supremacy lasted until the USA overtook us in the early/mid 1940's when they went into full production; it was the largest and most powerful navy on the planet, ourt merchant navy alone accounted for over 2/3rds of the entire worlds shipping.

Ireland provided many brave men, they dont get the respect they are due.

>>132915823
Stoicism is actually redpilled and the lifestyle of true northern alphas with ~135 IQ and directly descendants of D. Afonso Henriques

>>132903114

The Eternal Depths will always carry the British to safety

>>132916076
You're literally wrong though.

>>132902883
>whole world could be anglo if the english weren't jews and gave US some political power
>no American civil war demolishing the south
>no world war 1 and 2
thanks dad

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>>132915928
You didn't use it during the interwar period but yes, at the begining of WW2 you still ruled the waves although it only lasted 2-3 years when Murica went full Jingoist.

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>>132916616
Holy fuck I get it now. You cunts think I'm talking about the specific philosophical Stoicism.

Have you guys never heard the term "stoic" just to describe quiet, hardy people without pinning them to the Philosophical doctrine?

>>132915641
It's a tradition for British girls

>>132916703
I have literally never heard that in my life. Did you just come up with it right now?

>>132902883
The only other allies it needed were the countries it took over

>>132916695
>You didn't use it during the interwar period

We didn't need to, there were no naval threats between the end of WW1 and the beginning of WW2

>>132917117
Banter aside. Is it common to see interracial couples in the UK?>>132911175

>>132917039
Nope, I've definitely heard it.

But at the very least this is what I meant, not that we're a bunch of greek-a-boos ethical nerds.

>>132917367

Ask your mother

>>132917398
Well alright. I apologize then anon. Carry on.

>>132902883

Sadly, Italia.

>>132917398
Im just triggered because I actually know some greekaboos

>>132917550
Thankfully I'm not an a*glo so she won't be able to tell.

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>>132917550
Seriously though, I'm curious.

>>132916473
olá querida

>>132917826

It's not common but not uncommon, it depends where you live in the UK

>>132917959
Não falo com "homens" com menos de 1.80m

>>132918176
Comprimento ou Diâmetro?

>>132918176
cumps

>>132918353
Ambos

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>>132918112
Meaning common in the big cities and uncommon in the villages I assume. I unironically wish you luck my Anglo friend. Be careful with "her" by the way.

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>>132918554
Time to go to bed Joaos.

>>132902883
>Apart from Portugal, who were the British empires other allies?


america and france.

lend in lease in ww1 and ww2 saved youre asses from starvation.

>>132918916
>Spaniard insisting on sleeping.
Jokes write themselves.

>>132919208
>France as an ally
Ask Spain how that song goes.

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>>132914167
A stoical portuguese ? Clearly no one ever saw that in France your diaspora is just as loud as the algerians (but they respect the law unlike those shitskins)

>>132919486
That's because they grew up outside Portugal. We fucking hate them too.

>>132908338
Its 70% which is bad enough. We need to exaggerate sometimes so people realize the problem.

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>>132919237
B-but we sleep during day not during night, that's what makes it a problem.

>>132919622
Don't be so mad, they aren't that bad, just loud mouth hardworking retards, it could have been worse considering how bad are most of immigrants in France

And thanks to them you have the reputation to be hardworkers too and not as lazy as the spaniards

>>132919805
That's actually better, I guess.

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>trying this hard LOL

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>>132919805
>Implying being hardworking when you can live working just the necessary is something good, considering you are probably making profit for a kike.
Pierre, you know we are in the right regarding this issue.

>>132920123
Hi my kekistani magapede friend! Praise Trump and the based black men! Amirite?

>>132908675
Rotschild in the UK has paid for the split between Brazil and Portugal. A bit like Soros does today to split Europe.

>>132910986
Mate, your Armada sunk because God hates Cathocucks, and Nelson won Trafalgar.

>>132920217
The thing is that most portuguese workers make a lot of money and they have their own construction company so they are pretty wealthy

Pablo, try to think as a capitalist for once and not a corrida player

>>132919890
It is, Pablo da Sousa, it is

Most diasporas are shitty anyway, for instance the french diaspora is made up of either shitskins (like in Switzerland) or parisian libtards making us looking bad because they are arrogant and untrustworthy as fuck

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>>132906753
>Lose the war
>Spain gets territory
I don't get it

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>>132907298
>>132908382
I wish Habsburgs never got into Spain. I REALLY wish Bourbons wouldn't exist. De Trastamara did nothing wrong.

>>132924742
True. The Hapsburgs fucked Iberia over.

If only Miguel da Paz had survived.

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>>132924852
>tfw will never have a based king like Alfonso X
>tfw no Burgundy dinasty
>tfw no De Trastamara dinasty who wanted peace with other European countries and just wanted to build an empire
>tfw humble Castillian kings were eradicated
>tfw the dinasty who didn't give a single flying shit of your country won the Succession war, successfully destroying your nation.

>>132925301
Our dynasties started of so well:
1: Burgundy/Afonsine: Reconquista, Country Builders
2: Aviz/Joanine: Discoveries, Empire Buiders

But then:
3: Hapsburgs/Filipine: REEEEEEE
4. Bragança: Money Wasters

Republics:
1st: Revolving door politicians, huge confusion and disorder
2nd: Dictatorship/Warmongering
3rd: Commies and cucks.

The Hapsburgers fucked it all up.

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>>132924049
>>132919805
Country so bad that Andalusian culture is now more popular than Castillian hardworking culture

>>132925694
At least the Portuguese Empire and Portugal were pretty successful in the aftermath compared to Spain. This country and its empire has been always the cum bucket of Europe. Still is today.

>>132919486
every summer in every board 4chan gets flodded with obnoxious fucks who know little to nothing of chan "culture"
much the same happens in portugal, fucking "avecs" come here on vacation and, presumably thinking that no one can understand them (or as a consequence of contact with your multicult society), proceed to swarm to our ludic and historic points of interest whilst bellowing in french, their motherlanguage , thus earning the scorn og each and every tuga within miles