If you had a time machine what would you do ?

>>132886180
Kill OP.

11/21/63 - peak America. Downhill ever since.

>>132886180
Prevent my conception.

travel through time

>>132886180

fuck your mom.

>>132886180
Travel back 10 years back to rape me ( 8 year old) and say "Gay pride son" and return to see myself as the new Hitler purging Europe from degeneracy.

>>132886298
FPBP

>>132886432

Good post too

The entire Anne Frank copypasta

>>132886487
Why do you want to rape yourself?

Take pictures proving that negros were not, in fact, kangz

>>132886583
Trauma makes you into a better person.

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I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was a beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman whose light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

Have sex with a woman from the past. Go back into the future where my son would be older than me.

>>132886666
I think you just want to cream your tight boipucci

>>132886833

You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.

One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea.
But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.

What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye

>>132886666

You're just a faggot.

>>132886833

Is there a version of this copy pasta without Jews involved? Preggo Anne Frank is cute, I wonder how Jews feel about it.

>>132886930
You have no room throwing that insult around tripfriend

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>>132886913
Suddenly, you awaken from your slumber to the sound of a bloodcurdling scream. You open your eyes to darkness, it takes a split second for your vision to readjust. You feel lonely and cold. Another shriek knocks you back into reality. Anne sitting next to you, clutching her belly, face contorted from pain. A foul smelling fluid lies pooled on the floor around her mid-section. Your hot dirty fuckfest has brought on labor. she cries your name, begging for help, begging for you. The noise. She’s louder than a line of Louisiana Tigers giving the Rebel Yell right now. You raise your finger to your lips to tell her to be quiet. But the agony is too much for her to bear. You’ve got to do something or else it will awaken the entire neighborhood and with it, the Nazis. Suddenly you remember the bulge in your pants. You’ve got morning wood. It’s not the best gag, but it will have to do. You stand up, squat like a slav, using her belly as an impromptu stool, grab your still cum-crusted cock, and shove it right inside her mouth. At first, she tries to scream even louder in surprise, but your circumcised 100% Kosher dong blocks her windpipe, reducing her screams to a barely audible gurgle. Suffering from unbearable pain, she bites down on her your meat with each contraction. Now you’e in pain too. With each contraction, she bites down harder, it feels like she’s gonna tear your cock right off. Eventually, the pain subsides for her and she doesn’t bite down as much. Now it seems almost as if she’s starting to enjoy it. You can feel your child kick on your testicles. Clearly it’s excited too. Suddenly, your cock starts to shake like a V-2 again, you pull it out of her mouth just in time. You bust your steaming hot and sticky load, blanketing her like an incendiary carpetbombing of Dresden. Semen stains her mountaintops (all three of them), along with her hair and most of her face. She quietly giggles from the ironic amusement of it all. You giggle too

buy a shitload of bitcoin

>>132886930

Be careful anon you just called the Devil a faggot

>>132887036

Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.

Kill Muhammad and exterminate the kikes

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>>132886180
Probably not a whole lot. Anything significant before my birth is out of the question, as that would probably prevent me from being born. Anything between me being born and me getting the time machine might get in the way of me actually getting the time machine, so that's no good either. I'd probably travel into the future and check for good stocks and shit, then go back and live life comfily.

>being cooped up with a bunch of Jews for months
>Oy veeey Anne, wanna take out a loan for some bread?
>annoying Jewish beta guy orbiting you but you can't leave so you have to pay attention

Poor girl

>>132886180
I would gas her. I would toss some zyklon b pellets into her cupboard. She died of typhus in a hospital while the Nazis tried to treat her and save her life. So nobody ever gassed her like she deserved

>>132887179

Oh god, just thinking about this is making me rock hard. The hardest I’ve ever gotten. Oh, I think I’m gonna… I’m gonna-

*Cums in Diary*

>>132886981

Anne Frank was a Jew so that wouldn't make any sense

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Save her

>>132886180
Atomic bomb data, Ministry of science, Berlin, 1936

>>132886180
stain the mountain tops

Kill Hitler

>>132887408
Well make one where she's Jewish and the guy is an aryan soldier.

>>132886180
Kill Hitler and Trump

Warn Hitler about the result of every battle, what the allied forces bring, etc. So he can prepare and counter accordingly and win.

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>>132886330
This is the correct answer

>>132886487
great, a fucking time traveling pederast.

>>132886180

shoot her in the fucking head

...no more jewish stories

stain her mountaintops

>>132886833
Then ask her out. If you can find her.

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>>132886180
>>132886833
>>132887036
>>132887179
God i fucking hate this pasta. Worst shitty meme /his/ has ever created.

But to answer faggot OP question.
I would kill Princip and stop WW1.
or
Convince polack foreign minister to side with Hitler and allie with Germany.

>>132886330
How can you use a time machine if you were never born? Checkmate atheists

>>132886180
tell myself to clean my room. Also Woodstock.

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>>132886432
>That trip code

Convince Hitler I am from the future and tell him about everything that happened from when he died to now with proof and make sure he gasses all of the kikes

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>>132886180

Give it to Hitler.

>>132886180
Find out whether she really existed or not.

>>132887576

With semen?

>>132886180
help England win the Hundred Years' War

>>132886180
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FACE I HAVE FOUND IN THIS PLACE
THAT IS CIRCLING ALL ROUND THE SUN

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Kill the parents of Karl Marx

I forget

Was her sister Margot, pretty?

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>>132886180

>teleports to Richmond, Virginia, 1862

Leave the Anne Frank's diary, history textbooks on the World Wars, the Holocaust, and the Cold War, and laptop preloaded with footage of dystopian 2017 America where the leader of resistance to leftist encroachment is literally a Yankee baboon on the desk of Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis, telling them both they can stop all of this from occurring but only if they does exactly as I say.

Step one, prevent the capture of New Orleans.
Step two, make sure Albert S. Johnston doesn't die at Shiloh
Step three, send award-winning theater actors to kill Sherman and Grant
Step four, here's a copy of McClellan's plans for the Peninsula Campaign, make sure that ironclad you're building is there to greet them on the banks of the James.

>>132886180
August 12, 1930 Budapest, Hungary
Birth of George Soros

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>>132886833
>>132886913
>>132887036
>>132887101
>>132887179
>>132887408

Fuckin' beat me to it.

>>132887609

What if I do one where Anne Frank falls in love with a young Gunter Grass? Will that suffice?

>>132888104

That started here on /pol/, not /his/.

>>132889571

If you're into T H I C C girls, yes.

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>>132889623
Honestly if you just told them to BTFO Gettysburg fast and not fuck around, as well as not get cucked @ little round top I think that's all they would have needed; Granted we'd be two nations right now with weaker positioning on the global scene but who gives a shit, we have our own hemisphere.

>>132889390
>comissar Jamal and comissar Cletus
Top kek

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>>132890154

Well a Confederate victory at Gettysburg might not have guaranteed a victory in the war, they still would have lost Vicksburg and thus control over the Mississippi River. Preventing the loss of the Mississippi by averting the disasters at Shiloh and New Orleans and destroying the Army of the Potomac in its entirety (thus opening the way for an offensive against Washington) would do a lot more to ensure Confederate independence than helping them win one battle when they were already desperate.

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>>132890154
>Granted we'd be two nations right now with weaker positioning on the global scene but who gives a shit, we have our own hemisphere.

That's where America went wrong. It turned into the very thing it was born to fight against. A tyrannical despotic global empire. And our meddling in world affairs since then has had tragic consequences for the entire planet.

>>132886180
kills
1) Juseph Gebbels
2) Goldha Meyer

also, if i can travel to 19c, i try to change this:
http://www.voltairenet.org/article169488.html
https://www.rbth.com/arts/2013/09/12/when_the_russian_navy_sailed_into_new_york_29761.html

>>132890873
>>>132891388
https://www.rbth.com/arts/2013/09/12/when_the_russian_navy_sailed_into_new_york_29761.html

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>>132891388
why would you kill Gobbels?

>>132886180
Go to the dot com era and fight the birth of modern insurrectionism

>>132886304
Steven king pls go

>>132892036
he create alternative history for enforcement of nationalistic organisations

THE ONLY GIRL I EVER LOVED

>>132886981

Preggo Anne Frank is cute, I wonder how Jews feel about it.

Jew here

It's mildly amusing. Maybe I'll show it to my hyper-Jewish mother sometime and post a thread on it.

>>132886180
creampie her with my Big White Cock

>>132888104
>implying that would stop WWI from ever happening
lmao

I'd go back to 1405 and have Timur enthrone me on his deathbed; then proceed to kill all chinks and gas the jews.

Tell Hitler not to invade Russia.

>>132888104
If you kill princip, you can't stop wwI, cause many couuntrys just wait casus beli.

>>132893529

You gonna make her pregnant and nut all over her while she pops too?

>>132886180
Honestly?
Look up some lottery archives and go back to 1965.

>>132894201

They have lotto in your country?

Stop Pickett's Charge.

Honestly probably check out the first tribes of the world and stalk them with a rifle but not shoot just incase I need to make a quick escape or go to the 1950s and nuke North Korea

>>132887076
This

>>132886180
Go forward in time to see how things pan out. Travel all time and fuck with the timeline repeatedly.

Become president through manipulating time, bring back superweapons from the future, nuke Mecca.

>>132886180
kill mohammed so his cancerous religion/cult never existed

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Fuck off to Scandinavia circa 800 CE
Teach the Vikings even more advanced tactics
Teach them about the Jewish question and how to recognize their tactics and tricks
Teach them to fight Christianity so that it doesn't destroy their culture
Teach them to hate Islam
Teach them about diseases and how to avoid plagues and whatnot
>Finland doesn't see 80% of it's population die in the 1300's
>Sweden doesn't become a cuckd nation
>Christianity never strikes it big in Germania due to the Aryans understanding the evils of Christianity
>No Christianity in German lands means no Charlamagne
>No Charlamagne means no slaughter of until numbers of pagans true to their ancestors and their Homeland
>No Charlamagne means no Charles Martel
>No Charles Martel or Charlamagne means Christianity doesn't dominate the west ever
>No Christianity dominating the west means the Jews are either turned away or slaughtered whenever they try to enter Europe
>Western world is saved
>England never becomes the largest empire in the world, let alone the UK
>Don't spend 500 years fighting over religion meaning more time to advance and learn
>Islam gets wrecked the first time around when they sack the eastern empire and cause all of Europe to initiate total war and adopt a scorched Earth policy
>Dune coons are completely wiped out before they can ever touch the Balkans
>Sarmatians never get raped by sandniggers keeping them and Iran as a result white
>Cars, planes, space travel is invented 300 years earlier than it is in our time
>White man goes to the stars and shitskins aren't capable of fucking it up because they're left here to rot

>>132888104
>/his/ created
Kill yourself

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put him in some kind of freezer then wake him up today to ally with trump or putin and get rid of the jews once and for all
88

>>132886180
become involved in time to make sure every battery on the isthmus is firing at leningrad

>>132893728
I like you

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>>132886180
MAKE AMERICA GREATER AGAIN

>>132894655

Lotto has been around for ages.
There's a ton of different lotteries.
Our Superenalotto had the highest jackpot in Europe a few times, over 150 million €.

>>132895074

/thread/

>>132895837
Youre delusional if you think the muslim invasion of europe could have been stopped without Christianity.

>>132886180
I'd go back in time to 1990 then live a normal life until the end of 1999, at which point I would travel back to 1990 again. I would do this over and over until I died.

Kill James Wilkes Booth

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Tell him not to back down after the Battle of Cable Street, tell Mussolini to support Mosley's campaign, tell Hitler to help train the Italian officers and share technology with them, tell Mannerheim to attack Russia with Germany, tell Patton to never work with the Russians.

>>132886180
By the way, why do you keep posting this same thread every, single, day, you French jew cunt?

>>132886180
This thread again?

>>132886180
Bring a camera, crawl to the attic, turn it on, sit facing her and hand her a bag of doritos.

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>>132886180
Make sure this happens

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>>132897484
If you weren't so ignorant of history you wouldn't have made that statement vuck

>>132886180
Was going to say "go to High Middle Ages England and bring guns," but>>132888539 got me thinking.

I'd print out as many technical specs and operational records of the Allies and Soviets from WWII as possible, and then hand them all to Hitler.
For good measure, I'd also bring census statistics from current year white countries, plus pictures of degeneracy and assorted (((laws))). Just in case anyone loses sight of what they fight for.

>>132898951
what so bad in not wanting to gas the jews?

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>>132886180

Show Hitler how the war went, a ton of David Irving books, atomic and hydrogen bomb designs, nuclear submarines, fighter jets, etc. Hundreds of gigs of information.

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>>132898534

This, but hand her a Confederate battle flag and ask her if she likes it.

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>>132886180

>ywn platonically cuddle Anne Frank, press your finger against her kike nose and say "boop"

>>132886180
Quantum physics theory...you couldn't do anything to change the course of events as you would be caught in a continuous time loop.

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>>132886180

Prevent pic related from ever occurring

>>132886180
Kill Churchill

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>>132897921
>James Wilkes Booth

Why would you kill someone completely unrelated to the award winning actor?

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>>132886180
go back and make a post about it on 4chan

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>>132897484
>You're delusional if you think the advance of this universalist and egalitarian (((Abrahamic religion))) from Arabia could have been stopped without the import of this universalist and egalitarian (((Abrahamic religion))) from Judaea.
KEK

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>>132886180
>>132886487

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>>132900920

>>132901085

Sauce

>>132900654
Pagan butthurt is everywhere, isn't it?

>>132886180
Help Hitler into arts school, so he doesn't become a dictator.

>>132901085
What the fuck

>>132901920

Here's an idea.

Let's stop Van Gogh from becoming a painter and see if he becomes a genocidal despot instead

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>>132886180
stob it f*enchy faggot

>>132901556
it's an edited "power pack" comic

>>132902255

You're on 4chan every day !

>>132886180
Tell him to listen to his generals.

>>132886180
clearly i'd go back in time and rape anne frank

>what other choice did you give me?

I'd likely have to find out the way with which the time travel works. If time works as a line, i.e. a singular universe with which only one series of events can occur, then I will have to be careful about what I do, as it could erase myself and cease my existence instantly. This is a rather dull series of events, so let's pretend that time works as a multi-universal "branching river" where set events can be changed, but the "original" series of time remains, allowing for alterations which might result in the new timeline ceasing myself to exist, however, since I come from a timeline that is separate from this "branch", I have impunity to do what I like.

1. Kill Howard Taft after he serves his term in 1908(?) so that Roosevelt becomes president instead of Woodrow.
2. Force the founding fathers to implement an amendment which prohibits a "federal reserve"
3. Kill the messenger who told Britain that they had lost Waterloo.
4. Arrest Lenin as he sneaks into Moscow in 1917(?), ending the small chance the communists had at seizing power over Russia.
5. Kill Mao, possibly kill Chiang if it seems he is going to try and beat Mao's K/D
6. Stop Booth from assassinating Lincoln, allowing for reconstruction in the south to continue as planned.
7. Invest in companies early on so I become rich enough to run for president.
8. Kill Hitler and install a more Military minded leader. Either Speer or Rommel. Document extermination camps so we can get the "hitler did nothing wrong" item proved one way or another.
9. Stop Kissinger from being the person he was.
10. Buy my way back into the Blue Book of Venice, so my family is still listed there.
11. Set up a trust so that my family will never be doomed in debt, but also never spoiled.
12. Make sure the national debt never goes apeshit, probably have to fix that as president with an amendment or something.
13. Make a university that teaches practical degrees only and is right-wing paleocon.

>>132902158
I think Dali would be a better choice

>>132903189

True

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>>132886180
Travel to the future where there are endless hot robot babes to fuck

>>132886180
Kill Abraham and prevent the invention of Christianity, Judaism and Islam.

Travel back in time to visit Rhodesia

>>132886180
>If you had a time machine what would you do ?
Go back in time and kill Muhammed.

>>132901786
>Pagan butthurt is everywhere, isn't it?
No, (((pagan))) butthurt.

>>132886180

Kill the first Jew.

>>132886180
Make sure there are no jews and niggers left on planet then make sure hitler survives and communists get redpilled to join NatSoc so there would be no more communism left

>>132886180
Go back in time and kill Cain and Abraham

>>132906666
hello digits

I would go back to the very first instant of time, to see if some god created the universe, or we just ka-boomed out of an infinitely massive atom.

>>132886180
i'd stick her into auschwitz to see how the hell exactly she "wrote" her diary when the "concentration" camps were so evil and supplies were scarce.
seriously where did she get the pen and paper to write all her bullshit from

>>132886180
Kill Adam, Fuck Eve.

>>132907527
Nazi guards were susceptible to Jewish charms.

>>132886180
I'd tell you there might already be one infront of you.

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>>132886180

1. Buy a shitload of bitcoin in 2009
2. Go back to 1944 and rescue Anne Frank by shooting up Westerbork dressed up as Ted Nugent with the Confederate flag jacket and Indian headdress so she falls in love with rednecks
3. Make her pregnant and ask her to marry me
4. Travel to 2017
5. Sell Bitcoin to make myself filthy stinking rich and buy nice plot of farmland in the Carolinas
6. Have at least 5-6 kids with Anne
7. Retire to shitposting on Mongolian basket weaving forum while sipping sweet tea Anne prepares for me every morning, while giving fuck all about the world.

Also this >>132889623

>>132907096

>Christmas present

She's Jewish tho

>>132908018
Okay fine a Kwanzaa present or whatever the fuck kikes celebrate

>>132887435
in some sort of time machine

>>132886180
Eliminate the lineages of Karl Marx and Friedrich Engles.

>>132908248

Kwanzaa is for niggers, Jews celebrate Hannukah

>>132886180
Rek her assslit so good. Nom.

>>132908842
I believe it's spelled chanukkah

>>132900920

I shouldn't have found that funny