Help, I'm being turned into a Jew...

File: IMG_3984.jpg (93KB, 500x445px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 500x445px

This is going to sound crazy to y'all but I think I'm being turned into a Jew. One mornin I woke up with a searin dick pain and I went to check it out. I kid you not my entire foreskin was gone. After that I was seriously freaked out and I went to work, however I felt this overwhelming urge and ended up quitting my job and applying to work at a bank. It must've been the ZOG or something because they had me workin the same day. Since then my nose has swelled up and turned into a Jew nose.

I would say this all happened without warning but there were symptoms before hand. For one I was walking with a friend and saw a penny and instinctively reached down to pick it up. Also the night before all this happened my wife said that I was sleep murmuring in Yiddish.

Please save yourselves! Don't drink the water I think that's how they get you! They put Jew chemicals in it or something...