Russo-German relations

>>132875405
Sorry Ruskie-bro, but we're not the Anglo's submissive vassal but the (((Anglo's))) submissive vassal.
Unless you get them out of western societies completely we won't be teaming up any time soon.

Also video related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5SjPLJOjqc

Not unless there's some wacky happening. Now tell me about pic related.

send more golddigger waifus

>>132875799
Friedman's speech makes sense. Fucking Poland lie between our countries and disturb our relations.

>>132875838
It seems no one can find source of this pic. Many tried.

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>>132876191
wanna team up and invade poland and then share the clay?

Your woman are trash, why can't your raise them right?
I had 2 russian girlfriends and both of them cheated on me

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>>132876371

>>132876191
>>132876371
Just imagine what the German weltschmerz and the Russian depression together could destroy

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>>132876527
cuck

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>>132876527
mikropenis?

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>>132875405
>wanting to team up with the krauts
its not like there are MUCH better options out there...

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>>132876371
It's going to happen soon. EU is collapsing and Poland has become too insolent. It really makes me sad to see how this little irrelevant country piss on great German nation while spend your money.

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>>132876893
>Swamp Germans pretending to not be part of the greater German Reich

>>132876942
Based bro!
Soon german-russian domination and prosperity

>>132876527
They raised on Western movies and culture after collapse of the Soviet Union while their parents was too busy making some money to feed their family. That was really hard time for our country,

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>>132876942
I agree we should invest into Russia and grow the domestic piraschki/blini industry instead throwing the money away into poland and other EU cuck bullshit.

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>>132877122
mfw dutch state is older than krauts

>we are calls swamp germans

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>>132877122
/Groot Nederlands rijk/ when?

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>>132876893
Why don't you just team up with us? Austria is also welcomed.

>>132875405
>eternal Anglo's submissive vassal
eh, not really, only USA
we aren't really allied with UK, more with France


>any way to force Germany to ally with Russia
at the moment no. Merkel and Putin dont like each other. but there are many Germans who would have no problems with that.
especially far-right and far-left but also centrist politicians like Gerhard Schröder

the memes when we ally you, Poland would spend 10% of their GDP on military and suck America's dick even more

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What the fuck? Russia and the US are bros now. England is Brexiting and has a conservative leader.

Germany is the eternal tsundere here.

>>132877441
not that hard
even USA is older than modern Germany

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>>132877470
Stop speaking in your disgusting dialect and learn to speak your country's language proper, swamp German.

>>132877441
>mfw dutch state is older than krauts
>older than krauts
>Doesn't release that state ≠ people
All Germanic people will sooner or later be absorbed into the Reich wether you like it or not.

>>132878087
really a shame that the East Germanic tribes abandoned their homelands, so that polish subhumans could settle there and squat around

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>>132877792
>the memes when we ally you, Poland would spend 10% of their GDP on military and suck America's dick even more

That would be great or they will become more soft and will not allow themselves to piss on our countries like they do it now.

Histroical mission of Poland is to be a bridge between our nations.

>>132877879
What can America offer to us and what we can? We can't mutually cooperate with America while Germany and Russia could complement each other (see video in second post)

>>132878641
I heard former east germans are still pro russia. 20% of germans are pro russian according to a poll and east german population made up 20% of germany.

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>>132879323
We should work together with Germans to make pros of our strategic cooperation obvious to any. No wonder so many Germans don't like Russia since they are brainwashed by Western media.

There is no any way for Germany to compete in the future besides to be a friend with Russia and they should make a right choice or they will be outperformed by chinks and pajeets as an export power.

>>132879915
East Germany is still Based.

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>>132876371

>>132879915
Hnnnng. My great grandfather moved his family from Holland so he wouldn't have to join "muh Hitler" in WW2 fuck him

>>132875405
let the spice (gas) flow emperor...

just on a more serious note...

germany is and was always open to more cooperation with russia but:
1. we're part of nato and the us sphere of influence
2. we only can resist american demands to a certain level and the situation in ukraine made everything it much harder...

so our hands are bound right now... we will be able to prevent the us from forcing to end gas imports from russia but that and the expansion of north stream will bind most of our resources...

so it's actually up to russia:
1. sort out your issues with eastern euroupe... as long as our eastern european neighbours fear you....working together will be hard (orban and other leaders are a good start but poland and the wannabe nords fear every german move towards russia)
2.try to get france and italy back in the boat....
3. use the brexit gap that's forming between EU and anglos to improve your relations
4. don't fall for american traps.... repeated escalation in ukraine should be avoided or it has to be a quick move...

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>>132881489
You see... The Final solution of Eastern Europe problem is to divide it between Russia and Germany.

You will never can leave US boat until your people say 'no' but it seems German nation is too weak currently and unable to do this move that is very sad because I have great respect to Germans and it's really hard to see how you guys ruled from overseas.

>>132882492
Shouldn't have left us in 1991 :(

>>132881489
Blah blah blah it's like you shoot yourself in the foot for the third time. WW1 and WW2- (((they))) rule by divide and conquer. Both German and Russian empire, Third Reich and USSR were the nations that had the potential to throw the anglos and the jews from their throne. But anglos are not interested in strong independent Germany just like they are not interested in strong independent Russia. And insted joining us you keep repeteting that "can we be friends with you anglos i respect you look how strong i am" shit. Just like Hitler thought Anglos will be his friends while he took their "USSR is run by the jews" bait and got stabbed in the back by them.

>>132882492
The final solution is leaving Eastern Europe to us while leaving Western Europe to Germans. Just like it was intended by Molotov-Ribbentrop pact.

>>132882492
your neighbour is the EU. it may not survive the next 30 years but even if it goes down there will be another european project....

also i think the EU approach is superior to all other solutions to bring peace to europe...

russia should be interested in a strong EU... bc. that superstructure could actually help to soften us domination here and elsewhere.

>>132883174
just look at the stats bro... germany has no army... poland and the netherlands could conquer us in a matter of days.
there is no place for useless visions in times like these.

>>132876527
kek, all the russian women I know are great. Half of them are redpilled and they are all very trad.

>>132883451
Yeah that's sad but that can be fixed. Compare Weimar republic and the Third Reich. Just overthrow the bitch and let's fucking do this.

>>132875405
hnnngg

>>132875405

Fuck, not again

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>>132883451
EU is designated as perfect 'US control over Europe' project: Germany dominate over Europe while the US dominate over Germany. I think dual Russo-German alliance as dominanting continental Europe powers is the best way to make Europe stable. EU without Russia is just a fiction.

>>132883288
The problem is that Germans have claim to some Polish lands. We could allow them to annex some current Poland clay in change to forgive Eastern Prussia.

>>132884369
:^)

>>132876527
girl cheated on the race of the world's #2 biggest pussies.

>>132884369
JESZCZE POLSKA

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>>132875405
Modern germs are hopelessly cucked and brainwashed into sucking ameriKKKan dick for eternity. I don't think current-year germany would even be capable of ever being a sovereign nation, it'd be like releasing someone who has been a sex slave all their lives and giving them full freedom all of a sudden.

>>132884087
like i said... germany is currently invested in the EU that means we have to cater to the fears the americans nurish in eastern europe.
in the current situation the only way to peacefully conteract the us influence in europe is further european integration.

russia can help...
1. don't fall for anglo traps (hacking propaganda bs)
2. inform europeans (russia today, sputnik) and fucking pay some experts to make your case in tv in europe
3. don't let anglos push you out that easily... a few years ago one could learn russian in every east german school now it's hard to find one. enven online courses are hard to find...your movie industry should go back to soviet style sci-fi

>>132884461
it's not. that's why anglos try everything to dismantle it. you should read some of the funny tid bits out there...
britain used to send delegates with texan accents to EU meetings... once britain leaves things will change.

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go for it Germany

Russia is your best ally

>>132885111
so i should be angry bc. they were enraged after we killed 20 mio. of their people?

>>132884925
yep
UK always had the balance of power doctrine regarding Europe, a powerful EU led by Germany and France is a nightmare for them
they are shooting themselves in the foot for brexit for several reasons, I am glad the trojan horse is finally out

USA doesnt want a powerful EU as well, they are playing their games to disrupt the unity of the Union to increase their dominance.

>>132885265

> ally
> killed 20 millions

tough love

>>132875405
is this a male

>>132885111
>this
No one loves Germans more than Russia, I think Germany could really benefit from this relationship

>>132885644
we already do... cheap gas is dope.
and russia build nice skyscrapers and icbms with all the petrorubels^^

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>>132885644

by the numbers, they should go for it!

>>132885631
Who cares? Fap anyway.

>>132885842
That's great to hear my Germanic friend! This relationship could really go somewhere!!

Who is this semen demon?

>>132886147
it will ;)

>>132886154
an unknown russian cosplayer girl

>>132875405
No thx. Germans are gross and humorless.

>>132884925
>>132885481
EU is nothing while Germany is occupied by the US.

>>132885631
>>132886154
There are were serious discussions about this pic. People tend to think that she is a girl but source is still unknown.

>>132885644
Literally no one in Russia loves or even likes Germans.

>>132886507
russia is pretty big... most russians don't give a shit about germany or any other country for that matter.

>>132886507
>Anglo divide and conquer
Fuck off shill, EVERYONE in Russia loves Germans, Russians and Germans would rule the world if it wasn't for Anglo divisiveness

>>132886507
Speak for yourself. Germany is our natural ally in Europe.

>>132886867
self hating anglo?

>>132887289
> t. German banging whores in some podunk Aids town

>>132886867
Nobody loves Germans, not even Austrians.

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It would be totally safe and wise to give G-mns nukes. Come on!

So they could nuke their Lidls in Poolan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG82RMyS07Y

>>132887518
Either americuck anglo scum or polish subhuman
Show your flag faggot

>>132875405
no, germans are subhumans

>>132887773

you are lucky we care for fools like you

and you Russians, do you think Germany REALLY like Slavs? they are antithesis of all what Slavs stand for

>>132875799
The translations are super biased and at times outright making stuff up.

>>132888473
russians managed to go from feudal to fully indurtialized in a fraction of time of any other country. in fact i actually doubt there ever was such a rapid development of country before in history.
the only thing that can hold russians down are bad, anxious and technophobic leaders...

>>132887341
We've been the destroyer of Europe for too long, everyone time Europe tries to unite we destroy it, it's time Europe destroys us.
>>132887518
Everyone loves Germans, except Jews and anglos, anyone who says overwise has been brainwashed by Anglo Jewish media

>>132889395

and you imagine yourself as that non-technophobic leader leading subhuman Slavic masses to better future?

>>132888473
yeah poland... would be cool if you could for once take some good advice. if you neighbour is willing to sell you gas at prices that make everyone around you envious... you fucking do it.

even if you don't trust him there is no need to buy american fracking bs. only to keep yourself independent by keeping your industry down.

if the russians stop selling you still can buy the overpriced anglo shit... but by then you at least have an industry that needs the gas and has sunk costs that prevents them from relocating...so they pay the higher gas prices...

>>132876371
>>132876942
>>132877336
can't stop laughing

with Trump on our side you can do jackshit delusional fools

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>>132888473
Russians aren't like other Slavs. We want to unite all Slavs in our Empire, like Pushkin wrote (you as Slav should be able to translate):

>Ктo ycтoит в нepaвнoм cпope:
>Кичливый лях, иль вepный pocc?
>Cлaвянcкиe ль pyчьи coльютcя в pyccкoм мope?
>Oнo ль иccякнeт? вoт вoпpoc.

That would be great: all Slavic people in Russian empire bordering allied Germanic people and making together Europe a great place like it used to be.

We send people into space, so German genius can respect us. And Germans should understand they can't survive in modern world without Russia, new emerging export powers threaten their traditional role in world economy.

>>132875405
You should ally with America instead. What do we have to offer? Well we are the most powerful country in the world who is singlehandedly fucking you up with sanctions. I understand if you don't though as we are still controlled by (((them))).

>>132889608
no... do you?

>>132889927
yes, God Emperor Trump will rule forever like in Warhammer 40K

yes, USA will always be no. 1 in the world, they will not experience downfalls or setbacks like every other empire in the world because its merica

>>132889960
That's not how it works, there only can be one alpha and so there will always be competition with each other. Also American mentality has nothing to do with Russian so you wouldn't get along anyway.

>>132889960
the sanctions actually start to look more and more like a program to restart parts of the russian industry that were overwhelmed in the 90ies.

i doubt europe will ever reach pre-sanctions levels of exports once normal relations come back because the russian were quite successfull at filling the gaps... (maybe most of these gaps were caused by the russian counter sanctions^^)

still quite impressive to see how they managed to turn this situation to their favour.

>>132875405
What's the source of this picture? All reverse search yields is reposts or other people asking for source and getting no replies.

>>132889903

you know what? we were paying more than the Western EU, talk about European """""""""solidarity"""""""""""

>>132889936

yeah I know your dreams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4b4tlJHQ14

why don't you join the EU? it is literally like unite with Germoney, and most Slavs are there already

>>132889547
>We've been the destroyer of Europe for too long, everyone time Europe tries to unite we destroy it, it's time Europe destroys us.
I wonder who could be behind this post...

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I really like to see how all Germans and Russians in this thread support that idea of Russo-German alliance and the only people who oppose are Anglos and Poles.

A russian who recently moved to Germany reporting in.

>>132875405
Send us more russian qts, instead of shipping them off to china.

>>132890790
That's a problem, source is unknown

>>132890894
>why don't you join the EU? it is literally like unite with Germoney, and most Slavs are there already

Because nobody invite us? And we can't join the EU until we don't like gays. Putin wanted to join NATO but America said no.

>>132890790
it's unknown as far as i'm aware

>>132891115
They produce enough salt to thaw all the ice in Siberia

>>132891498
>>132891511
Thanks for answering.

>>132891498
Lol, Putin, even in 50s Krustchev wanted to join NATO for peace together and proposed that, and US denied.

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>>132876371
You'd first have to have a permission from your Bull. You want to switch the bull to post-communist one and make him do all the job for you?
>>132876942
>great German nation
not German for so long

>>132891641
I support a all-civilize alliance as long as we oppose all of Africa + all of the Middle East + any other garage country like Turkey.

>>132890894
i think that only happened because you hiked up the transit prices for your pipeline to levels that were absurd.

the russian reaction to that was raising your prices as the high transit fees fucked their buisness... if i remember right germans even started to scale down purchases bc. of that.

so yeah.. if you try to fuck with people they'll return the favour. thanks for north stream btw. would have never hapened without you bitching around back then.

>>132891115

Germany and Russia are the greatest Polish allies so I am surprised too

>>132891498

because, well, NATO was anti Russian, why don't you join the EU, it is a different kind of story, it is fun, you have to obey what Brussels says and you would think Germans are boring!

>>132886477
Looks like a girl. Tranny males cannot fake rounded hips.

>>132892252
germany actually is an ally now... but i guess poles will need some time to get used to that. Also beeing your ally doesn't mean we'll fuck ourself only to southen your russophobia... that's not alliances work.

>>132875405

So why dont you join the EU ? Most populous country would have the most influence.

>>132892803
yeah... or better yet why don't they join nato ;D

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did somebody say peace in europe? REEEEE

>>132892803
>would have the most influence

Guess why

>>132892769

I do not know, we feel like shit and you keep shitting on us

> not white
> stealing cars
> starting a war in Iraqi (!!)
> gib clay

It is not easy to go on like this. I hate to say that but you are not a good leader.

Or you are doing it on purpose to keep Poland submissive.

>>132892936

Well they would neutralize the threat of Nato pretty quick. And if China joins its really obsolete.

Seriously why cant Russia join the EU ? Cant see any downsides.

>>132893137
Because the EU doesn't want. The union in its current form would be governed from Moscow, not from Brussel.

>>132875405
post sauce

>>132892803
Russia joining EU makes no sense, because they are already a super state and adding another layer of superstate would create massive chaos.

>>132889936
Would not mind being aligned with a comrade than under our current US vassal government

>>132889960
No, you really, really shouldn't. Here's the wonderful things the cultural exchange with the US brought.

>degeneracy
>decadence
>Hollywood culture, women are now acting like whores
>hypercapitalism concentrated wealth within the hands of a few oligarchs
>nobody can touch the Indo-Bulgarians (gypsies) when they shit things up or we turn into Serbia with its own Kosovo

>>132893417
yup
also many EU member states would always oppose it

Russia could form their own union with several ex-USSR states

It would be great if slav countries become one superpower.

when it comes to west.. we can do good business with germans, but there will be no friendship. never.

>>132893417

They are not a superstate. Whats a superstate anyway ? Indonesia has more people living there. Its just 144 Million people in Russia.

Also explain to me why there would be a chaos if Russia joins.

>>132893864

> imagine Schuman parade in Moscow

>>132893099
lol... as if there are no anti-german stereotypes in poland.

could you explain the iraq war thing by the way..? i don't get it.

>>132893366
nah brussels is set... but you are right russia would dominate the parliament and other institutions thanks to it's size.

the main issue seem to be that right now russia is centered around putin. one does not know what the next guy would do...

>>132875405
I have developed an invasion plan of Germany, after living in Germany for years I have seen how the Germans think. most common Germans are not cucks and actually are against the migrants and massive face fucking happening to Germany. the only reason we do not see this is the government and the libtards punish anyone who speaks out

>Operation Normie-dy
flood germany with memes, online and irl, nothing too racist but memes that make fun of Merkel and government.
>Raise the Iron-Curtain of the msm
show the German people how most the refugees are not coming from Syria but actually other countries and are coming as economic migrants. Show the Germans the social and economic affect of them.
>Lay the seeds
lay the seeds inside the head of the German people to question what the government says and that it's ok to speak out about there beliefs.

Russia is REALLY big so it could take a lot of refugees.

Just think about it.

>>132894709
refugees are drawn in by money not by space. Cut all social benefits in Europe and there will be no more refugees.

>>132894146
most germans know that most refugees are not from syria. that beeing said it's not that easy to close the route through the med.

mostly bc. italians are stupid fags. they should have closed their harbours to "rescue" ships ages ago. don't get me wron the people need to be saved.... but i don't think they should be brought to europe if the ship sinks in lybian/tunesian waters... this bullshit has to stop there are harbours that are much closer.

i also think that frontex should annex (police) the coastline of every med state that fails to stop the human trafficing via boat. they should also annex a few ports where they can return the people to.

>>132894071
>the main issue seem to be that right now russia is centered around putin. one does not know what the next guy would do...

Everybody knows. You should have some features to rule such huge country as Russia is. Centralization is needed to effectively govern and keep huge territories including 20% of different non-Russian ethnicities. He is just... what leader of Russia always used to be.

>>132895034

so why do you are so salty about we are not accepting them

local salary may be lower than your gibs

and while food is cheap everything else is more expensive

and they are not starving, I guess

>>132895034
doesn't work. if they get no benefits they just do illegal shit. selling drugs, prostitution and stealing...

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>>132878641

Let's Blanda up.

>>132875405
No. Look at German politics and their radicals, the AntiFa. They want neoliberalism, they want the hegemony, they want servitude and ethnic replacement. They want to die.

>>132893864
They are.
They have a huge landmass inhabited by lots of different ethnic groups, that tend to go uppity.

If they were part of EU they wouldnt be allowed to keep e.g. chechens in check.

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Make Prussia Great Again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_6AQA4uzD0

>>132895404
that may very well be. i still don't like it that it looks like there is no stable way to transfer power in russia. putin rules russia so long now that everything is crafted around him once he decides not to run again all the powers he managed to dominate will try to get their share of the pie...

what i mean is, that he needs to transfer more of his power to the "machine"... so that there will be no unfillable vaccuum once he decides to step down. the damage a bad successor can do before beeing removed should be limited.

>>132895466

I think you made the correct decision.

>>132896457

Just imagine they arrive here, they get more money than a hard working man here.

That would make people literally furious.

And your puppets here were living literally in a bubble, do not feeling nor understanding Polish everyman.

>>132895466
nobody is salty about that... at least no sane person. i like how macron, the italian cuck and german greens claim that there is a way to force poland to accept refugees.

there literally is no european treaty that would enable them to do that. it also is quite easy for the visegard group to shoot down any proposal to change EU treaties in such a manner. Even if we would manage to add something like that all you would have to do is gift those refugees some train tickets... and tell them to dispose their papers

>>132886507
A black german car is *the* status symbol among all status symbols in Russia. At least in the 90's.

>>132875405
HNNNNGGGGGGG

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>>132875405
>>132899009
Hng

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>>132891826
How is Sweden higher than Polan?
I am disappoint...

>>132898580
In American movies? Yeah. In reality? Its the car of vatniks that want to pretend they're mafia but in reality are really low-class. Rented out beat up BMWs are all the rage among assorted vatniks and chavs throughout Eastern Europe.

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>>132900648
I think he's talking about Mercedes 600

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>>132901873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGy6FuGdeYk