What do you do?

I sage slide threads.

remind him the price of bullets and show him my empty wallet

Wait, I'm a Shabbos goy.

>>132867927
I tell you to take it to >>>/bant/

Get shot

Counter with my jew-jitsu

>>132867927
Make an offer for the gun he can't refuse then shoot him with it.

>>132867927

buy the gun ?

Drop a penny

>>132867927
Tell him the Muslim is over there!

>>132867927
drop the emergency pennies from my pockets

>>132867927
Drop a coin on the floor. Should distract him.

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>>132868467
>>132868498
>>132868667

>>132868743
Honestly, what's about this hand rubbing? I thought this was a joke but then I saw many instances of you people actually doing it.
Where does this come from?

>>132867927
turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>132868743
Also, do many of your people actually believe we are Amalekians or whatever the fuck it is called?
You know, people who apparently only exist to do the jews in.
Why did we allow you to come to our countries and prosper then? And don't forget that the largest white group in the US is from German ancestry, it's even larger than the Anglo group.

>>132868864
It's a symbol of greediness duh

I offer him my foreskin.

Is that Paul Krugman?

Why do all Jews look alike?

>>132869190
Yeah, I know it is interpreted by us like that, but this doesn't necessarily mean that it's what it actually means to them.
Why would they want to openly broadcast greediness or being shifty to other groups?

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>>132869205
Anything but the foreskin!

>>132868010

FPBP

>>132867927

I DEFEND YOUR PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET DONT SHOOT IM A SHABBOS GOY

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>>132868864
>>132869316

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Find a "solution"

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לא תרצח :^)

Tell him if I die, he'll never find my secret stash of shekels.

>>132867927
Explain to him that firing would kill me but also him due to the recoil

>>132867927
You heard, me, I am not buying insurance for my phone.

>>132867927
explain that firing the bullet would cost a few cent

>>132867927
תוריד ת'אקדח דיביל, אני נראה לך ערבי?!

>>132867927
>throw coins on the ground
>run

>>132869792
איך שאתה מדבר אתה בדוק נראה ערבי

>>132867927

Laugh and say "Krugman there is NO Nobel Prize for economics you silly faggot!"...the do a one handed grip gun over torque toward his weak (left) side shooting and killing OP while I stab him in the liver plexus 7-8 times until he slumps.

>>132867927
>I know what your thinking...did he fire 5 or 6 million bullets?

>>132869830
>*מראה רשיון נשק*

>>132867927
simple really do what this gentleman did

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IStwFww_Ww

>>132870164
Kek

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>>132867927
Throw a penny on the floor.

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>>132869792
>>132869830
>>132870009
HALT! Papiere und Ausweis!

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>>132868467
if he's smart, he will think twice about pulling the trigger if you instinctively throw out a price 40% over market

>>132870492
See that little hat on his head? That's an sign that he's no very smart at all.

>>132867927
"$475. Take it or leave it."

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>>132870590
it's a sign he can't overlook the chance to profit off a stupid goyim long enough for me to snatch the pistol and share his kike thoughts all over the pavement

>>132870854
Maybe, but as far as I know his Talmud is pretty hell bent on killing goyim.

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>>132870968
good thing I invested in the Talmud-Blocker Anti-Semitic Assault-Kitten, only 32 easy payments of $19.99

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always have one on me in case of this

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this one works well

>>132871210
>32 easy payments of $19.99
Oh boy I didn't know I was talking to a fellow shlomo

>>132870968
>as far as I know
You mean according to "redpilled" quotes you read on YouTube videos?

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>>132868864
It's nothing goy, don't worry about it.

>>132871420
Wow, why are you taking a playful exchange on /pol/ so seriously? Is it because you're a bitter diaspora garbage, you think?
I know enough dosim to know how they feel about whitey

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>>132871328
Oh yeah, Full Grown Jesus gave me specific RIGHTS to make money off money

>>132867927
>implying the jew actually bought bullets

>>132867927
Remind him i'm a moloch worshipper too and we're brothers.

>>132871420
time to do your aliyah, Simon

>>132867927
"Bullet prices keep increasing. Are you sure you want to waste those on a neet?"
>he runs away grasping his gun like a satchel full of shekels

>>132870332
Please, shop also the pic where trudeau shows his tongue out

>>132869316

When you think of anything your brain activates other areas which it has associated with those thoughts. That's why when you think of something funny you grin subconsciously. So when you think of scheming to obtain material wealth, you might subconsciously think of the wealth in your hands and therefore rub your hands to have a feeling of holding something.

Drop a penny at my feet and raise my knee.

>>132870409
I'm sorry sir, I do t speak Turkish