What did he say? Do your worst

My asshole hurts from farting liquid shit juice all night

>>132863740

You traitor

>>132863740
Look outside.

"I will give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle"

>>132863740
traps are gay

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Strength

>>132863740
"How does it feel knowing that your country is the new Niggeropolis of Europe

>>132863740
I don't know, but something embarassing and nationalistic I'm sure. You can just SEE the look of secondhand embarassment on her face after hearing the ramblings of this buffoon. I'm sure it was something stupid.

>>132863740
Clima change isn't real

>>132864332
You can see her face? Emu education, folks.

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>>132864332

>"I'm a dog lol woof woof u scared lol"

>>132863740
>whats it like being another german nation wrecker?

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>>132864332
or hiding her face to say something off camera. You know, top secret stuff.

>>132864332

"We'll pull out all American troops in Germany and put them in Poland, defend yourselves."

>>132864424
Learn to read body language.

American education

>>132864332
>You can just SEE the look of secondhand embarassment on her face
>Learn to read body language.

nigger are you fucking retarded?

>>132863740
>no more gibs from the US
>Islam is not peaceful
>remember when you were in the socialist army?
>still single and childless, eh?
>did you hear about the one with the refugee and the sexual emergency?
>I'm so sorry I didn't realise you were barren, I won't talk about my youngest son again.

>>132863894
This.

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>>132863740
"You're fired"

>>132863740
>>132863740
"Did hitler do something wrong"

>>132863789
A fucking leaf

>>132865392
Ding ding ding

>>132863740
>The rioting is your fault and you fucking know it

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>>132863740
>Come meet my more than zero children

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>>132864760
iFadding is hard....

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>>132863740

Gas the jews. Race war now.

>>132867005
bix nood

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>>132863894
This right here

>>132863740
"Hamburg was a lovely city"

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>>132863740

>"I brought my children, where are yours?

>>132869017
I think it's a good thing she doesn't have children. People in positions of power should not have children. This is the reason why priests and men of the church could not get married and have children. You have Trump who shoehorned his daughter into politics in order to establish his dynasty. This is the kind of abuse of power people SHOULD prevent.

>>132870872
>People in positions of power should not have children.
People without children of their own have no investment in the future of their people and should be barred from holding public office, teaching, and voting.

>>132863740
Do you feel in charge?

>>132870872
>our leaders should have no stake in the future of the country they run

you'r an maron

>>132870872
Make anti-nepotism laws.

Btw I prefer married priests than some gay /paedo priests having orgies in the Vatican.

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>>132863740
"I brought my kids, where're yours, Frau cow ? "

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>>132871909
She loves him

>I've read that you are apparently the new "leader of the free world"
>Let us see how well you lead when I remove US soldiers from your soil
>Do you still feel powerful?
>Do you still feel in control?

>>132863740
"You look like a lobster."

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>>132871534
Fuggn nibber :-DDDD

>>132863740
Why is Macron such a joke?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qh6-kUCeytg

I have a suite at the Ritz

>>132863740
>you are destroying europe with your immigration bullshit and you should be ashamed of yourself

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>"Angela, you know last night when you left for an hour because you were 'unwell'. Turns out you were spotted on some scaffolding and I have the full frontal tape..."

I WONT ALLOW YOU TO DESTROY THE LAND OF MY ANCESTORS

>>132872894
the absolute state of Germany

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>>132863740
>Hand over Germany, because I'm literally Hitler.
>No, I don't want to grab you by the pussy.
>Your kids must be ashamed of you. Oh, wait...
>Look at me, Hector.
>Jeff Dunham is trying to find you.
>At least you're only the second worst thing to happen to Germany... The first worst thing being Kraftwerk retiring. Also, fuck you.

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>>132863894 >>132864287 >>132864760 >>132868045 >>132869017

>>132863740
"Globalism is DEAD. I killed it."

>>132863740
Trump, "Du bist der dummer fotze."

Merkel, "Wahhhh."

>>132863740
Zieg heil!

"It's happening"

"You are delusional, Angela. The very union that you helped build up over the past 15 has no faith in you. Why do you think that Turbo-kike Schulz is vying for your seat now? It's because you're no longer marketable. You're a pathetic leader, and you damn well know it! Deny it, I dare you."
*sobbing in German*
"I thought so."

>>132870872
no. One must have children to be in office. A
healthy fertile person in power without Children is a dysfunctional person.

>>132863740
>I know the Jews have blackmailed you with child diddling vids. You had to do what you had to do. I will make this right.

>>132863740
"One day, Germany will be white again."

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"I'm ethnically more Deutsche"

t. Trump

>muddi merkel ist eine juden

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>>132863894
Spicy

>>132863740
I'm here to save your country because you won't.

>>132863740

"I'm both a nationalist and a globalist."

'don't make us kick your arse again'

>>132864760
pick any or all

>>132863740
"gays for communism"

>>132863789
Jesus. I just woke up, man.

The Forth Reich will fall

>>132864437
disgustingly underrated post and the only correct answer

This thread is so much more funny when you think of it as a facepalm and stupid Trump ramblings

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>>132863740

>>132863740
It's happening.

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>>132864022
I won't accept those digits

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>>132880922
its funnier when you think of how dumb most germans are.

>>132881011
>132881011
top kek

>>132872592
I'm starting to believe that Macron is a homosexual

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>>132881425
lol, what, it's a well known fact he is gay

>>132881011
kekkeke

>>132872592
:333 putin senpai

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>>132881732
It's a well known fact they all are.

>>132868802
underrated

>>132863740
Dont fuck with me bitch, look outside, you can't even keep your own shitbags in line.

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>>132864760
holy shit that last one lol

>>132881011
This is the winrar

>>132884684
>Joo

Oh...
OH NO...

>>132881192
I wonder why no one set up a honey pot with explosives. It was obvious they're going to loot shops.

>>132863740
"I can smell your vagina from here.
You're fired!"

>>132872894
Holyshit is that a fucking coal burner too?! Jesus Christ German woman what the fuck is wrong with you

>>132863740
>they're going to hang you, you know

>>132863740
>My son, Barron, wouldn't mind a second mommy gf

>>132871413
FUCK what was it?

>>132863740
You have not only destroyed Germany forever a once beautiful place before you came and wrecked all, but you have also allow a bunch of fucking savages to destroy Europe as well and U.K. You are a disgrace to all. Enjoy your power while you still have it because when I pull my troops out of your own land and go to war with you, I will mop the floor with your army so quickly that those "Peaceful migrants" will run to Sweden for gibs. Your failure as a leader will be known in the history books for everyone to see till the end of time.

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>>132863740

>>132886707
>Holyshit is that a fucking coal burner too
No that was debunked

Still pretty degenerate, just not hyperdegenerate

>>132863740

''Ma'am, get your head out of your arse and look around. Your entire country going down the shitter faster than a coke & whore party when Bill comes around, the very peoples you promote over your own native folks see you like a naive and expendable idiot, your own folks see you as a traitorous and cowardly eel that seem more interested in her own little scheme than to care for the country that allow you to pull said schemes, your (((greatest allies))) see you as nothing more than a stepping stool for higher plans and your legacy will be remembered solely for the catastrophic choices and policies you imposed, which will be seen as a defining moment in the history books that will explain the fall of the obsolete and corrupt EU and cherry on top, you're actually being one of the biggest hypocrite in the entire world as you simultaneously espouse the ideals that the nations of Europe (and its denizen) are sovereign (by eagerly abusing your influence over others members) YET you try to bullies the members who doesn't go along with your little immigration plans as if your own self-proclaimed authority had any actual weight, eagerly disregarding the very rules which the EU originally stood for. You're an hypocritical cunt, and you merit everything that is going your way.''

Whatever it is he actually said, its instantly obvious Merkel is the kind of cunt who always had everything if asked and never got genuinely down talked by someone who knew his shit more than her (which isn't that much of a feat actually), so she is shocked that her pink-glasses version of reality aren't true and that pretty much everyone of her closest supporters are only in it for themselves, her being only a momentary convenience. The poor lad was probably led to believe she was an actual groundbreaking revolution has a female prime minister or whatnot.

>>132863740
"So... You going to the Vatican after-hours? Gonna be lit."

>>132863740
bitch, u look stank

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>>132884684
>Joo

>>132888708
I thought people stopped doing this.

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