>modern art is shi-

>>132851647
For every good sculpture and painting nowadays there are 10,000 sculptures and paintings made out of jizz, shit, piss, and whatever else smeared all over the place and called art.

>>132851647
Oh no that figure is being sucked into the painting

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Could they make this next?

>>132851647
-t

>>132851647

It's like wojak going to hell

>>132851647
I unironically just like landscape paintings.

I know a guy who makes midwestern landscape paintings here in Chicago. I buy one every once in a while.

>>132851647
>132850236
> posts a shitty sculpture that almost looks like sculpted in ... shit

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>>132851647
i dont get it

I hadn't to take this class called "art appreciation" and we looked at an exhibit someone did it was literally just wooden blocks with paint splattered on them taped together - literal garbage

>>132851647
That's really cool looking. Thanks for sharing.

>>132851647
COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION

>>132852337
lol in my art history class we looked at the last supper recreated with vaginas or something like that

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from my school

>>132852813
all hope is lost burn down the school its tainted now

>>132852813
fucking why

>>132851647

thats an awsome work of art though.

>>132851891
Looks like it's already been made, weird question.

>>132852813
I've seen worse at mine.

>>132852813
Replace them with Pepes if at all possible

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>>132852813

Modern art invokes many emotions in me.
>sadnes
>disgust
>rage

>>132852813
What is that?

>>132852706
>lol in my art history class we looked at the last supper recreated with vaginas or something like that
Umm, that's actually the original version, the one with Jesus & chums was an ironic post modernist wax pastiche.

>>132853187
art

>>132851784
Hasn't it always been that way? A majority of art being shit. I mean that in the figurative sense.

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I like modern art

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>>132852271
its about understanding ones own existence and god
the "man" is looking at himself and his own extent, knowing that he was created as he is by someone and looks for that someone in himself from a dissociative perspective

>>132853162
>Modern art
You couldn't even name the time period that term relates to, so be quiet & let the grown-ups talk pleb.

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>>132853297
so do i

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>>132851647
Modern art isn't shit though, only the pieces selected by (((art critics))) suck ass

>>132852706
Was it that shit in a triangle shaped room with a table designated to some historically significant woman? I think I may have seen that too

>>132853319
>was created as he is by someone
Yeah, his parents, you suck at interpretations, haven't you got a music festival you're not allowed to attend to go to or something ?

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>>132853385
Fuck, this one is good too. I think I get it.

>>132851647
>Painting itself is uninteresting and uncreative
>Sculpture itself looks like shit both literally and figuratively
They couldnt get real people to like their art before, so they had to make people to look at their art.

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>>132853507
im suprised you survived yours

>>132853533
Hurst is a con man, so if you got that you get it, otherwise no.

>>132851891
holy fuck thats amazing. Any more?

>>132851647
Honestly it is shit. It's well done but at the end of the day it's self-serving, which is why it is shitty. All of the grandest works of art in the world were homages to and attempts at mimicking the grand and awe-inspiring magnificence of God, and therefore become awe-inspiring to mortal men specifically for that reason. If you make something to appease your fellow man it will not have such grand potential as if you make something to appease your God which will thus compel it to be so much more magnificent and glorifying on the strength of attempting to create something that will please someone greater than any man.

If you can't understand it in these terms, change man to plebeian and God to king and pretend you were living in the monarchy. If you want to impress your neighbor you won't have to work as hard as to impress your king. But something so powerful as to impress the king should more than impress all of your fellow men.

Artists have lost touch with God, and the product of their labor suffers for it. What brilliant work of nu-architecture really compares to the majesty of St. Peter's Basilica?

>>132852813
America is a fucking degenerate shithole.
This would never happen in the Queen's country.
I'm glad all the lunatics left here for the new World and Australia.

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>>132853319
yes yes of course

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T H E O N L Y G O O D M O D E R N A R T

>>132853293
agreed, art has been this way since the beginning. We find lots of shit and only a few gems. The internet and this site is the same way.

>>132854005
Lol, you can't even Call somebody a nigger on twitterr

>>132854005
Your importing niggers at a staggering pace, bong. We have some retards who think a dick is art

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>>132853943
>All of the grandest works of art in the world were homages to and attempts at mimicking the grand and awe-inspiring magnificence of God,
Bullshit, mostly they were an excuse to paint tits.

>most art is shit....sips chardonnay.

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I S V A P O R W A V E E E E E E E E E E

T H E O N L Y G O O D M O D E R N A R T

>>132854333
she got GOOSE'D

>>132853943
based leaf

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We're changing it pol ;^)

https://youtu.be/KAExa9P7hME

>>132853533
such surrealist
many color
wow

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I S V A P O R W A V E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E

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>>132852090
Paul turnbaugh?
Wildheartland studios in marengo

http://www.wildheartland.net/good-earth

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modern art is a money laundering scheme

Most "installation" type art sucks, but I tend to like elaborate mechanical ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q11BcE3QXIo

-t

>>132854388
Depends what vaporwave really, lots of artists fail to grasp what really makes it work.

2814, Fluence, bodyline, 骨架的, ECO VIRTUAL are all great.

>>132851647
That is shit, but at least it's better than some whore getting naked in public, climbing a ladder and dropping paint eggs out of her pussy, so they can burst on a canvas.

>>132854382
I'm amazed by how they got the veil to look so realistic

>>132851647
Please tell me this piece is called Really Makes You Think.

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>>132854211
Why would anyone even want to, what are you, some kind of racist or something ?

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>>132851647
If it doesn't make you want to fap, is it art?

>>132851891
I didn't want this. I didn't want to fap to something degenerate today.
>zip

>>132852813
What the fucking shit is this?
>spreti gibbs

>>132854370
What a goddamn cringelord

>>132853385

A skull puking colors. Really made me appreciate modern art.

>>132854658
You need to look at it from a specific angle for the effect to work. A closer look at the eyelid from the side would ruin the shadow-painted transparency effect .

>>132851647
modern art is trollan. you niggers should love it.

>>132852813
>from my school
they couldnt pay me to go to your school

>>132852813
Thats actually pretty funny.

I would have just taken pictures of my asshole personally and made posters.

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>>132854624
It's not just music, the whole aesthetic is captured by the same word, aesthetic. It's a new form of art because it captures nostaglia. It's a whole vibe and feeling being traded freely online.

>>132854158
This is also shit, but the artists make no qualms about this. It was only ever intended to be shit.

>>132854297
>we're importing niggers
>he had a nigger president
>he's 52% white
American delusion.

>>132853354
Okay yoko.

>>132852813
Please burn down your school.

>>132854894
It is a vibe. And it's shit. It's a shit vibe. The vibe is "I pretty much would kill myself except I'm too much of a pussy."

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>>132854732
No

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>>132851891

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>>132851647
Modern art is ok, postmodern """art""" is shit though, sometimes literally.

>>132854919
>not all muslims
>bin that knife
>TV license
>being colonized by former colonies

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>>132854658
They make a clay model, then soak some fabric with wet clay, then drape that over the top, then, when dry, they use calipers & other measuring instruments to transfer the dimensions into marble, it's not rocket surgery.

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>>132853943
>If you make something to appease your fellow man it will not have such grand potential as if you make something to appease your God
That's a surprisingly valid observation.

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>>132854896
exactly, that's why it's 100% free. I made that one myself in 15 minutes while not sober

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>>132854732
>If it doesn't make you want to fap, is it art?
Probably not.

>>132855103
>rocket surgery.
Always loved this expression

>>132854996
I've never considered suicide, anon

>>132855085
>>not all muslims
You have more muslims and you have more terrorist attacks.
>>bin that knife
Why shouldn't criminal niggers bin their knifes? That's who the campaign was aimed at, and in fact, it was quite successful. Many knifes from gangs were confiscated.
>>TV license
A reasonable method for paying for one of the best broadcasting services in the world.
>>being colonized by former colonies
We are still 85%+ white, while you're 52% at best.
Whose the one being colonized then, ey? Not do maths in school, Timothy?

>>132853293
>>132854183
There has been bad art, but modern art now is literally made from shit piss and bodily fluid.

A badly wrought statue is different that a cube with pictures of women sucking off dogs which represents the struggle of post-war Korea

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>modern """""""""""art"""""""""""

>>132854891
>I would have just taken pictures of my asshole personally and made posters.
And yet instead you chose to take what comes out of your asshole & make it into posts.

>>132854005
OI BRUV
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/11807740/half-young-people-heterosexual-lgbt-homosexual-yougov.html

>>132854966
>Okay yoko.
Yoko was post modern.

Isn't it already widely known that modern art is just a money laundering front?

>>132855277
Guaranteed replies

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>>132854158
>>132854388
>>132854552
>>132854894
>>132855146
these are all so bad, holy kek. and don't even try to act like you made them to be ironic either. It's like how the aliens in Arrival speak through images. this is not art, no, this is the language of pure autism. Palm trees, PS2 logos, Trump silhouettes, Miami vice colors, "fashy" imagery and all.

>>132851647
>>>132855085
>>>TV license
>A reasonable method for paying for one of the best broadcasting services in the world.
Back to r*ddit you retarded faggot. BBC is one of the biggest leftist cancers of this country.

>>132855221
Well i have , okay? fuck you.

>>132855326
>he believes polls
Most people can't tell their left hand from their right most of the time, why would you expect to gather accurate data from them in regards to any subject more complex than chicken soup?

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>>132855278
>There has been bad art, but modern art now is literally made from shit piss and bodily fluid.
>modern
>postmodern
pick one, then use pick related as a fleshlight, thanks.

>>132855292
to this day this makes me laugh

>>132855277
>more muslims and more terror attacks
Incorrect on both counts. Enjoy your trucks of peace and nail bombs though.
>best broadcasting services in the world
Is there a gun to your head? Do you need help?
>still 85% white
You're a tiny piss island off the coast of mainland Europe, the US is a massive country larger than all of Europe. You're also more densely populated and are bringing in hundreds of thousands of africans and pakis to culturally enrich you.
You'll hit the breaking point long before us. Good luck to you bong.

>>132851647
t. not all, just most of it.

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>>132855402
Ýou mean "contemporary art", "post modern art" or "conceptual art".

Modern art includes pic related includes most art made from the late 1800s up until this day

>>132855713
And yes I know it's bait, but I was in the mood to reply.

>>132855616
>baby can't handle anything with politics that disagrees with him
Maybe you should piss off to plebbit, triggered snowflake. 2/3 of the shite on there has nothing to do with politics anyway.

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>>132855009
Damnit so close. I have failed.
Here, have some classical tits.

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>>132855402
>Isn't it already widely known that modern art is just a money laundering front?
>Falling for the memes.

>>132853533

the dog represents the self

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>>132851647
this isn't modern art, this is known as realistic surrealism, it was a style of art pioneered by salvadore dali and people like him, his style is far from the modern art they put in art shows, in fact this was probably hated by most of the pretentious jew york types that patronize modern artists.

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You are all retarded.
1. The art from the past that survives is much more more likely to be the elite and best art of that time. There is a selection process whereby you see a distorted image of the past due to the mediocre and shit being more likely to perish with time (no preservation).
2. The barriers to entry for being called an "artist" are so massive now that the sheer volume of artists on earth right now is unparalleled in human history.
3. There is an implicit presupposition that Art has only one genre. This is obviously not the case in music, so why are you expecting it to be the case in Art? Even "Classical" music has many genres and artists which differ from each other so much that it would be absurd to say "I like classical music" when there are many classical pieces that are unbearable for me, while many which I love.
4. Most of you haven't even looked at any contemporary art so stop talking out of your asses.

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>>132855713
>>more muslims and more terror attacks
Yes, on both accounts. You have more Muslims and you have the most terror attacks. It's just that most of your terror attacks are classified as that (e.g. school shootings).
And you had a truck of peace a few weeks ago. Forgot about that already? Lastly, friendly reminder that you had the biggest terrorist attack in the West.
>>best broadcasting services in the world
That's just a fact. Despite the BBC being shit, it's still better than everything else.
>>still 85% white
oooooooooh, someone is triggered. I'm sorry, but it's the truth. In fact, you're probably a nigger.
>You'll hit the breaking point long before us. Good luck to you bong.
LMFAO. OH MY FUCKING GOD. GET A HOLD OF THIS TUB OF LARD. Mate... Mate, I have some bad news for you. You're going to be less than 50% white in no time. Your country will be ruled by niggers and hispanics by the end of the century. You're the most fucked out of any Western country by far. By fucking thousands of miles. And yet you have the gall to post utter nonsense like that. Is it delusion or stupidity? Or both?

>>132854333

You JUST KNOW

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>>132855516
He is but a simpleton, let us laugh at his foolishness.

>>132855516
>not knowing blank banshee
stay pleb

>>132856070
It's better to be a half white country that started out 0% white then an 80% white country that started out 100% white.

>>132856070
All the problems with America come from the fact that Anglos are faggots who like to film black men fucking their wives.

>>132856256
Not really, since you're still 50% white.
Is that the sort of mind tricks you need to play on yourself in order to not blast your head off with a shotgun, amerilardus?

>>132851647
Good modern art is done by alex grey

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>>132855986
>the dog represents the self
Wow such analysis, much intellect !

>>132856328
The difference is we colonized a country while you failed to maintain yours.

>>132856328
It's like talking shit about Chinese people because there aren't enough Asians in Canada. It's not their homeland. Europe is our homeland and you're not holding down the fort.

>>132854400
She did indeed, she. did. indeed.

>>132856390
>B-b-but something happened in history!
History is a bunch of unimportant shit in comparison to the present. Maybe start thinking about the present, instead of stroking your ego through masturbation about imagined victories hundreds of years ago, and you wouldn't be 50% white? Just some friendly advice, my mate.

>>132853319
Wow look at this fag, holy shit

>>132856490
Why does it make you feel better about yourself to talk shit about us? You Anglo cucks import niggers straight from the Carribean to fuck your women.

>>132853319
>yfw God is the gap
There is no answer or reason.

>>132856587
>Why does it make you feel better about yourself to talk shit about us?
It's tough love.
I don't want you to be 50% white.

>>132851891
>sloots

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>>132855277
B T F O
T
F
O

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>>132856390
Stop being so xenophobic, this is an art appreciation thread, post a nice pic or shoosh.

>>132856490
We became 50% white BECAUSE we forgot the past. Our European roots. We focused too much on the present instead of looking to the past for guidance, i.e. has allowing hoards of barbarians ever been good for the host nation.

The West became so great in the first place because of the Renaissance (revival, remembering the glorious Roman past). We need to repeat that if any of our nations will make it.

>>132855009
every time I see this I'm amazed like the first time

more skillful than any of the much more famous sculptures

>>132856390
>we colonized
No, you didn't, we did, and then you decided you're not British anymore after we did the colonizing and got you started.

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>>132856769
France yes!

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>>132856731
Sinful wenches !

>>132855292
every time i see this pic I get the distinct impression the dragon is shitty too.

>>132851647
is that supposed to be a meat grinder landscape?

>>132852813
>man my art final is due tomorrow I haven't even started
>let's brainstorm over some breakfast
>how bout some dunkin donuts
>nah fuck donuts
>wait, what did you just say

>>132851647
That sucks though

>>132854669
no

but you're a nigger

>>132856747
>don't cut a tree
cause we have none in the desert
>don't kill a woman
yeah just rape her
>don't kill a child
but you can marry and fuck it
>don't disfigure the dead
because we already disfigured them by stoning them in life
>don't enforce islam
Except Muhammad did exactly that

>leaf
oh nevermind carry on

>>132852813
Pathetic

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>>132851647
beksinski is master race.

>>132857012
The parting of the red sea of mince.

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Maybe we were the art all along?

>>132857164
>infidels interpreting the quran
That's like a gay man saying the bible says you can fuck dudes if you're stoned(high)

>>132852051
Not really

>>132853319
>Explaining crappy contemporary art on a Cantonese candle making forum
>amine

kys

>>132852813
just cover them with pepes. You better deliver

I'm considering taking an online art appreciation class at my university. It's supposedly pretty easy, but is it worth taking? Do you think I will learn anything valuable about classical art or will it just be about period blood and poop?

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>>132857134
And, what if I were ?

>>132853385
>chooses a pic of awful contemporary shit that would appeal to a teenager with no taste and autism
>talks about 'modern' art, making himself look like a retard

Next time talk about something you actually know about and deserve to have an opinion on, such as masturbating or eating breakfast cereal your mother makes for you.

>>132851891
Nurgle + Slaneesh tier
Absolutely heretical

>>132856240
Some AESTHETIC music is okay but Blank Kikeshee is pure, shit

>>132857182
This is wonderful.

>>132856384

hey there I go again!

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>>132857573
Again, the trash bag would be considered postmodern rather than modern.

Bacon was a faggot drug-addict alcoholic, but i really like his popes.

>>132857870
Again, no-one cares about your autistic partitioning of the word "modern". Adults are talking.

>>132858058
He's right desu

>>132851647
I can already hear the faggots going
>how does it make you feel
>what emotions does it invoke in you

Like fuck you, its a painting and a statue. If I like it, I'll put it somewhere. Fuck off with your feelings and emotion shit

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>>132851647
It's am an made of shit. So deep.

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>>132857833
The creepiness is enticing, Max Ernst gives me similar, if slightly less sinister vibes.

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>>132851891
That's disgusting.

>>132853355

What is this?

>>132853210
shitty joke. neck yourself

>>132854005

Yeah nah, you had the egg vagina plop painting crap, don't act all high and mighty over this.

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Memes are the new "art".
prove me wrong

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>>132858264
This is my favourite of him.

>>132858377

The best art would combine memetics, aesthetics and technical ability.

>>132851647
A neat visual trick with no inherent meaning - yeah, yet again compared to past art it's shit.

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>>132858058
Using the correct language is important for the purpose of conveying specific ideas, I know they don't teach this in school anymore, but in real life, outside your safe spaces, where critical theory doesn't reign supreme, there are objective truths & words have definitive meanings.

>>132851647
Vomit on a canvas

>>132853533
Man's eternal struggle to overcome the forces of nature while being a dog on a yellow dingy. Profound.

>when you realize all this art pushed by critics will be forgotten in a few years
>anonymous memes will be the art remembered from our time

>>132851647
In middle school we went to a modern art museum that features toilets and fast food garbage. Modern art is literally garbage and Jew memes.

>>132853297
Wow, that's a really good painting.

>>132858518

>Using the correct language is important for the purpose of conveying specific ideas

>NO MODERN ART IS NOT ART FROM THE MODERN ERA, IT'S ART FROM AN ERA THAT WE CALL "MODERN"

Fuck off autist. Nobody respects your redefining of words outside of your inner city circle of cuck fuck buddies.

>>132858580
I think it shows our existence today
we have reached a point where our disgusting materialist culture is being seen as art
how disgusting

>>132853319
I was also good at bullshitting art and poetry. Art majors in college all admitted that their major was total bullshit and they all just made shit up for their (((professors))).

>>132851647

Went to some known modern art gallery in LA, wanted to see for myself if I might be wrong about it being shit.

The first painting I saw was some sort of arbitrary doodle that sort of looked like the work of a parapeligic dude trying to draw a dick and gave up on the 3r'd attempt. This went on for quite some time and it became clear that the works that were put on display generally had the common themes of either bringing up slavery, gender, race or simply meaningless shapes.

It's was funny to see the description of these paintings and sculptures where they explained what they meant, since it was mostly impossible to determine on your own what the point of it all actually was.

Some things were pretty cool though, but I never once felt it was deep or insightful to watch any of it, because you might as well go to tumblr to get more or less the same experience the "statements" the "artworks" tried to convey

>>132858653
I get that part, but for it to be valued over classic art? We also looked at blank canvasses. Utter bullshit. The next hall over in museums would have Roman and Grecian ART. A gorillion times better.

>>132857069
Kek

>>132853297

Paintings are classical art. Modern art is stuff like someone taking a paintshit on a canvas. Post-modern art is weaving sweaters from your vagina, performance art.

>>132858580
look up dadaism

absolute fucking cancer desu

>>132858744
I don't value it, that's why it disgusts me
I joked about memes being remembered, but in reality there is some really good modern artists out there, but they are pushed under because art has become a bullshitting competition
they would rather have some unimaginative stick figure meant to represent a political agenda than someone actually trying to interpret the depths of humanity

>>132858903
YES that is what they called it. I went to a school completely run by Joos. I'm lucky to never have taken the joo pill.

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>>132855292
lol he made a dragon

was he wearing a wolf shirt and listening to filk while carving it

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>>132851647
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIA_and_the_Cultural_Cold_War

Like niggers is an American gift to the world like a poop filled brown paper bag in your doorway

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>you'll never be able to cuddle with one of degas' qts
>why even live

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Modern art is a front for money laundering.

For what purpose was this orange painted canvas sold for millions of dollars?

>>132857182

We've woken the hive!

>>132858935
I see. It's a sad state of modern culture. I generally see it as money laundering schemes and drug and human trafficking schemes. Selling me drugs? Oh here is a BLANK fucking canvass for 100k lol.

>>132859040
And you prefer the art Stalin promoted during that time.

>>132853319
I fucking hate Swedes

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>>132858440
I concur, and maybe a little something to resonate with the lizard brain too, something to tickle the amygdala, ever so subtlety perhaps, so the victim isn't quite aware of it in a conscious sense.

>>132859069
>>132859073
Literally this.

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>>132859069
maybe it's not audiophile stuff and they claim there are a million different shades of orange represented there

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>>132858989

http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2011/11/15/tristan-tzara-and-the-jewish-roots-of-dada-part-1/

Interseting article on (((Sammy Rosenstock))) and Dada in the Weimar period.

>>132858899

And now you know why "crazy" people defend modern art: you're using different definitions of it it. Your definition is that any art that is shit is, by definition, modern art.

>>132852813
That`s just fucking disgusting, don`t these guys have better things to do?

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>>132859069
I'm not sure its monetary value is appropriately quantified as being in the millions, but seeing actual Rothkos in a museum (they don't work half as well from a laptop screen) is one of the most moving experiences I've ever had in the domain of visual arts.

I know you prefer to watch The Lord of the Rings, or something that looks like a screenshot from it, but I prefer Rothko because it's sending shivers down my spine.

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>>132858388
Fantastic frottage & great grattage !

>>132858903

Dada was a reactionary movement to establishment art, it was supposed to be pointless trash.

>/pol/ attempting to discuss art

i kek every time.

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>>132851647
If I was a billionaire I would by this ruined Fresco, it is the only classical art that actually makes me chuckle when I see it.

Otherwise, I would just pay the best artists to create rare pepes

>>132859291
what the fuck is wrong with you?

This is fucking blatantly making an excuse to move vast sums of money.

>>132859091
America end up a communist jew/nigger country so probably Stalin was into something

>>132851647
Post modern art is shit.

It's actually all a clever con-job by the artists, and a statement on the vaildity of reproduction, derivative, and subjectiveness of 'art'.

The artist know that there is a legion of 'intellectuals' who will go to any length to invent deep justifications and interpretations of their work, no matter how objectively bad or derivative it is. They intentionally put out objectively shit art as a subversive way to critisize art critics and consumers.

>>132854408
'Thing's ' sounds like a Norwegian backwoods bar

>>132857327
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF

>>132859246
;_; tfw everyone hated me by senior year because I didn't believe in the jew doctrine and branded me racist and everything-ist even though I was too young and unexposed to that stuff to be anything-ist but didn't feel it was right to blindly hate people we never spent time with outside of our white and jewish bubble. Tfw classmates literally when to Mississippi and cleaned black people's feet and came back blue pilled. I ran out of my graduation, no joke. Wtf is wrong with people.

>>132853297
Thanks snek that's beautiful.

>>132853385
Some truth, the (((art critic))) scene has just transformed into a massive circlejerk around finding the shittest, most disgusting pieces of "art" ever

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>>132859291
Pearls before swine anon, pearls before swine.

>>132857222
>Maybe we were the art all along?

Why not be sentient?

>>132853835
algenpfleger

Fully agree. Wife is art teacher and liberal. Redpilled is a fucking nightmare with artists types. All just see it as varying scales of fucking ((degenerate autism promotion)) I'm making modern art right now on the shitter.

>>132851784
this.

it's modern art in general. a few good apples here and there don't cure a whole spoiled bunch of rancid ass trash.

>>132853297
Does that even count? Modern art is like blank canvases, trash, toilets, and other meaningless disgusting shit.

>>132859091
>muh Stalin
Stalin had been dead for most of the Cold War you moran. And it's not like you have any idea about Soviet culture anyway.

>>132851647
depicted: craft, not art

>>132858899

You have no idea what you're talking about.

Classical art can be mixed media
Post modern art can be paint on canvas

>>132859168
Yeah it's called a fucking light gradient, this isn't revolutionary at all

>>132859291
What is wrong with you that brown shit is moving?

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>>132858377
>Memes are the new "art".
prove me wrong

>>132851647
OK that is kinda cool. Gotta admit.

Isn't it funny though how modern day "sculptors" are absolutely shit-tier compared to Renaissance and other centuries-old sculptors?

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>>132859366
I don't really care. It's free to enjoy in museums.

>>132859411
You're literally a stalinist.

>>132859546
You can tell these are beautiful, but really, I do think if you've never seen a Rothko IRL, it's hard to appreciate them. They just don't work 343x400.

>>132853533
so impressionist wow
much noteworthy style
wat a sujet in da water
am on a boat wow

>>132851647

Well that is shit.

>>132859574
soviets had some computer tech I would call art, some of it was knockoffs behind the US, but some had some excellent build quality and innovations
also some stuff I consider weird, but old computers had a lot of that

>>132851891
still better than the literal shit Turner exhibition farts out

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>>132851891
Do I fap? My dick and brain are confused

>>132859366
too blatant though. it would be more (((their))) style to claim that worthless rocks contain some sort of hard-to-detect substance, and trade with those instead

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>>132859366
>implying that the money is for something other than the chance to invest in an original Rothko.
Brainlet.

>>132859291

>Different color rectangles
>Send shivers down my spine

Are you by any chance the dude that jacks of to floor tiles?

Video sums it up quite well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNI07egoefc

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>>132859680
That is a good question. What's your answer?

Conversely, I'm rarely actually moved by pre-modern, by naturalistic art. It can be very interesting to look at, and the craftsmanship is impressive. But truly moved?

Look at her. She's pretty. Maybe you wanna fuck her. But, does a girl, standing in a seashell being pretty and you wanting to fuck her, move you in an aesthetic sense? Not in the sense of "it's pretty, it gives me nice feelings". In the same sense that Beethoven is aesthetic: it can be soul-crushingly depressing, but still aesthetic. That's what Rothko is.

Maybe you know the symbolism. Who is the lady, what's the seashell's doing, and what does that say about Italy? But still, if you know that, is that moving? Is it aesthetic?

And I'm not dissing this kind of art, some of it is very good. But it's not good because it's naturalistic depictions of pretty things.

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>>132853355
Haven't seen that one on Shädbase, yet.

>>132853385
at least the maker of this put 'some' effort into it..still modern art tier tho but thats just taste...the point is did they even try in the making process

>>132859069
Because it's huge as fuck and it was made before you could go to a shop and have a perfectly mixed paint of an orange color so it pretty much all had to be done by the artist.

It's as if you run MS Paint and used the bucket tool, except you had to build the PC that ran Paint yourself.

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>>132859894
Try going to a museum for a chance, let go of your preconceptions, and just try to admire a Rothko for what it is. Let it affect you for 10 minutes or so. Actively look at it: move closer, move further away. Examine the texture. Realize how overwhelming the impression of superrealistic color is. Engage with it.
Feel free to let things change you.

>>132859706
>free

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>>132853319
really boils the ol noodle

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favorite painting.

>>132851647
This piece of art shows the difference between man and animal. Man has the ability to ponder, which is absent in the animal kingdom.

>>132860068
You need to look at it in reality. It's much more orange than any orange your LCD can produce.

>>132857327

You embarrass me and my flag.

>>132859932
I do find that moving. If you can see meaning in brown shit, how can you not in something like this? I don't know the origin, I only studied some Spanish art in college. She looks like an innocent, a virgin with many influences around her. Maybe some protecting and some influencing. Clam shells can be vag, so another symbol of her virginity? Idk but there is much more to think about than blank, sad canvass.

>>132853355
Trap Marco is true art.
Source?

>>132860082
Bullshit.
Kys faggot.

>>132859165

>looks shit before
>looks shit after

Meh.

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>>132851891
Oh wow, where did you get that picture?

>>132860139
Ok, how is any of that moving? What is inherently moving about a naked woman standing in a shell?

Also she's literally Venus, the goddess of love. She's not a virgin. She's been fucking since the dawn of time. (Although that image is of her birth.)

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>>132852813
lol

>>132854333
That Swan is Zeus.
For some reason he thought the best way to seduce that woman was to become a Swan.
Now comes the question.
who is the bigger freak?
Zeus for becoming a Swan and fucking that woman.
Or Leda for having a Swan fetish?

>>132854382
Bukkake

>>132860115
Is that Budapest?

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>>132859411
>Stalin was into something
Yeah, social realism, for propaganda purposes only, and mostly it sucked ass, almost as bad a the kitsch & super camp neo-neoclassicism the nazis were so fond of.

>>132858696
Go to Centre Pompidou in France
I liked some of the stuff they had there

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>>132859569
>Modern
Postmodern.

>>132860213
I like it better before.
>>132860251
Perhaps it shows human nature. Something that a blank canvass does not. Thanks for sharing though, because I'm completely inept in this era of art. I studied a bunch of Picasso and Freida Kahlo and other shit that I really only memorized for tests. Anyway, it's beautiful. Classic art is beautiful. Why do modernists hate beauty?

>>132854919
Watch that hate speech Brit, one more instance of hate speech and the police will be on their way

>>132854569
underrated

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>>132860082

I have been to many a art museums. And modern art in general is a shit, especially the post modernist style. Unless you suffer from vertigo I don't really understand how it can make you feel anything but boredom, might be because many a times in my life I got to stare at dilapidated walls and the sorts, might be because it's shit. Then again I should also state that to me both sculptures and paintings don't make me feel much most of the times. Exception being some of Ivan Aivazovsky works.

Generally only Architecture and Literature got something out of me, and it was never postmodern Architecture or Literature.

>>132860458
>dadism
According to another anon. All I know is that it was called the modern art museum of Ridgefield or something and there was a fucking toilet and mcd's wrappers. It was kill me now tier to the only other few kids who weren't sucking the marxist jew dick. Gah gah gah gah.

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Did someone said "Modern Att"?!

>>132860458
>>132860574
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aldrich_Contemporary_Art_Museum
This. Kill me. I can't stand it. I've been there like 5 times looking at toilets.

>>132860082
> unironically being a faggot
> gets emotional about a bunch of painted squares in huge ass canvases

you are just a pretentious self-deceiving faggot like most post modern artists

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>>132860345
Bernini was doing octuple-HD VR porn in 1670.

>>132860272
ancient greeks confirmed for fucking furries

>>132860608
Whoah Genos, you look like a piece of modern art!

>>132859706
choke on a dick.

>>132851647
>((((1 post by this ID)))

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>>132860641
>>132860458
>>132860574
(((Aldrich)))

>>132860068
Don't listen to this guy, he is wrong.
>couldn't get pre mixed paint

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>>132860471
>Perhaps it shows human nature
How?

>Why do modernists hate beauty?
Some modernists hate beauty (although Rothko isn't a modernist). However, I think you're confusing beauty in the sense of "something that would be pleasant to look at IRL, painted in a naturalistic way" and "beauty".
Ugly things can be beautiful. Look at this picture. It's Saturn eating his children. Why didn't he draw a pretty flower instead?

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>>132860347
The painter was Carlo Bossoli, so i think it's in Italy.

>>132856390
And turned the 100% white colonies into the 56% meme you are today

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>>132860544
It's ok if you don't like the stuff. It's ok if you don't understand it, either. But that's different from you having any position to say: it is objectively shit. I don't get much out of the Mona Lisa myself, or Michelangelo's David, but I'm not gonna say they're shit.

>>132860251
that is the birth of venus, you ignorant swine. she didnt fuck before being born you ignoramus. stop pretendong you are better because you believe memes made by rich jews.

>>132854735
>>132853835
>>132859827
XDDXXXD
GUIS LETS GOTO LE >>>/9gag/

>>132860825
>Ugly things can be beautiful
This is literal jew propaganda. Human nature is beautiful. A vulnerable woman ,a couple over her, a woman trying to cover her. If you don't know the meaning or origin of the painting at all, as I don't, you can see a woman protecting a younger one, a sexual one (the clam shell), a couple wanting to exploit her. You can see so many things. What can you see in a brown canvass? I don't understand? Do you also look at your trash bin in the morning and see beauty?

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>>132860213
The building only looks shit before because it's surrounded by taller building.
It looks shit after because (((modern architects))) had to fuck up the extra levels.

>>132860942

> But that's different from you having any position to say: it is objectively shit
If it fails to convey emotions/meaning it fails as art and I don't consider boredom as having meaning or being an emotion.

>>132860068
>modern
How can they not get this paint? Do you also defend blank canvass?

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>>132860971
>that is the birth of venus, you ignorant swine.

>>132860251
>she's ... Venus ... that image is of her birth

>>132861061
>This is literal jew propaganda. Human nature is beautiful. A vulnerable woman ,a couple over her, a woman trying to cover her. If you don't know the meaning or origin of the painting at all, as I don't, you can see a woman protecting a younger one, a sexual one (the clam shell), a couple wanting to exploit her. You can see so many things. What can you see in a brown canvass? I don't understand? Do you also look at your trash bin in the morning and see beauty?
... so the Birth of Venus to you is about ... them niggers trying to steal the white women, again?

Is that literally all you can see?

Isn't that really sad?

>>132861122
>If it fails to convey emotions
Rothko very powerfully conveys emotions. It's sublime and depressing.

It might bore you, but that's not an argument.

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>>132859894
>Different color rectangles
>Send shivers down my spine
Think of it as the visual equivalent of music, would you mock someone for an emotional reaction to different soundwaves entering the auditory system & evoking a response within the brain, why should lightwaves entering the eye be any different ?

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>>132860942
>everything is subjective goy
>your complex and incredibly detailed sculpture is just as good as this cum stained rag someone dropped over there oy vey

>>132860942
all of the art that you just mentioned required countless years of preparation, study and thought they became masters.

Painting a bunch of squares in a canvas requires very little skill then calling it art is just being pretentious.

>>132851647
Most modern art is shit. I was in a modern art museum this week, and I wasn't impressed. And I actually like good modern art. But the entire art world is so far up its own ass that they seemingly only produce quality by accident. This museum gave you a little guide that explained every work of art. Or "art", as was the case with most of them. But good art does not require that the viewer be nudged in the right direction of reasoning by a viewing guide.

One of the "works" was just a video of a Mexican "artist" throwing books in the air and shooting them with a shotgun. The guide said something about this bringing him into closer contact with the books, or freeing the concepts of them, or whatever. Just some snooty shit to elevate a dude having some redneck fun to the level of modern art.

And that's just the problem, as if the problem with our societies at large: Rampant relativism. Constant self-indulgent, dadaistic introspection about "what is truly art". But we know. We know what art is. We have museums full of it. Or endless abstrations, like a homeopathy of the soul, until all connection with the original point the artist wanted to make is gone.

Frankly, some of the most interesting stuff was in the giftshop. There's a good car museum close by, and there's better modern art in there. If you're openminded enough to considers cars art.

>>132856380
That MT looks pretty BIG

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>>132852813

>>132851891
Hmmmmmm

>>132861165
I have admitted 100% I'm ignorant to this art. As ignorant to it as I am a black FUCKING canvass. I'm saying what I interpret from a raw uneducated view. I am a burger, we did non learn this in high school and I chose American Music Through the Ages in college over Art History. It's impossible to argue that brown and white canvass is more moving and beautiful than a classic painting. Why do you love sad blank shit so much? Is that how you feel inside?

>>132861211
>fag flag
>suicidal
yep

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>>132852813

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>>132858899
Though I respect your hatred of what you think modern art is you're still wrong.

Classical art actually took place during Roman times, there are modern movements that mimic the classical style however.

The painting you linked to is indeed modern art, it's from a style called impressionism. Not all modern art is hideous or '2deep4u', also the modern ended in the mid 40s. The art I think you hate would primary be called post-modern, and they still have painting but they're offensive to the eye of anyone with taste like pic related. There is also many other forms of art other than post modern which are equally hideous.

>>132860942
Why their pee pees so small back then?

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>>132861220
I think it's actually easier to evoke emotions with colors if you drop the conscious recognition of objects. Objects activate your verbal thoughts. You're beginning to put things into categories: that's a woman, that's a swan, that's sexual intercourse between the woman and the swan, that's being a fucking furry ... If you just have color and shape, the pathway is much more direct.

>>132861242
>all of the art that you just mentioned required countless years of preparation, study and thought they became masters.
So does building a gigantic model train in your mom's basement, but I'm not gonna be moved by that one.

>>132861319
>It's impossible to argue that brown and white canvass is more moving and beautiful than a classic painting. Why do you love sad blank shit so much? Is that how you feel inside?
Usually not, I guess. Maybe that's why I like it - because it's a situation where i can feel free to be overcome by emotions.

I am a very unemotional person. Maybe I just need a really strong stimulus, and that's why I prefer modern stuff.

>>132853533
we're all just like, dogs on a surfboard man... trying figure out how it works

>>132852813
Burn down you school. It's the only option

>>132851891
reminds me of that story of a girl who put maggot infested rotten meat inside her vago

>>132861409
A small dick was considered a sign of modesty in Roman culture, and Romans considered virtue signalling modesty to be important.

And Renaissance art is inspired by Roman art.

>>132861211

>It's sublime and depressing.
No it's not, it's just solid colours.

>It might bore you, but that's not an argument.
It doesn't do anything but bore me, as I said it fails to convey meaning or emotions therefore it fails as art.

>>132861220
> would you mock someone for an emotional reaction to different soundwaves entering the auditory system & evoking a response within the brain
If those sound waves where two notes produced at random intervals by a creaking door and a pair of cats shagging, then you bet your arse I would mock that person.

>why should lightwaves entering the eye be any different ?

You are trying to make it seem that do to the base function of light or of sound we humans can't denote quality, complexity, quantity, value and so on, trying to make it seem that all works are equal.