Xi: Are you going to talk about south china sea?
Lee: No no no
Xi: Very good
Lee: I am begging China to let Singapore join OBOR
Xi: China welcomes all bilateral ties with SIngapore but don't screw up this time, Lee
Lee: Will never happen again. I promise. I have learnt my lesson
Xi: Very good then. Will give you one last chance
Lee: Thank you thank you thank you
This is probably the sagiest post ive ever seen