Ask a Swede anything.

>>132845070
How does those things taste so damn good?

Did this piss you off?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3-_KZExlJ0

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>>132845124
mfw swedish fish

>>132845070
Yes, I have one. Is it that bad or it's just /pol/ memes?

>>132845124
Really? you don't want to ask about muslim rape gangs?

I hate Swedish Fish. They taste nasty.

>>132845070
Are there comfy places left in Sweden or is the tolerance everywhere?
(Hard mode: No uninhabited places)

>>132845192
Yes my country is fucked. There is no going back. We cannot talk publicly about what is going on.

Why isn't Hillary Clinton in prison??
How do you feel about not having free speech?
What's your favorite food?
Why is George Soros still alive?

>>132845213
Yes it is really that bad. My local tourist community is ravished by dirty muslims who litter and hang out in gangs scaring tourists.

>>132845329
BE A MAN, TALK ABOUT THIS BEFORE IS TOO LATE

>>132845301
Smaller rich gated communities are left unaffected. Every major city is fucked.

>>132845070
Alright 1) Is the hockey comparable to North America? and 2) Are the grenade attacks as bad as they say?

>>132845495
The police will shake you down and feminists will out you in the community for being hateful. I know people who have lost jobs over this.

>>132845416
>>132845639
Fuck, that sucks. Hang on tight swedebro.

>>132845586
Hockey is not comparable. USA recruits the best hockey players and the facilities are the best in the world. We watch the NHL.

>>132845698
That's a damn shame OP. I had a friend who played in the SHL

>>132845544
Would Swedish blondies with juicy tits try to mate with me just for having hazelnut hair, or would I need shit or coal colored skin for that?

>>132845070
Do you really eat bulging, bloated cans of rotten fish?

>>132845931
Yes the Swedish women love darker men. It is this mentality of "having something new or different". Yes we keep track of which ones goes for the darkies, and no, we do not accept them back.

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>>132845070
Seriously, is pic related an actual thing over there or is it more like a joke?

>>132845070
Are you Swedish or (((Swedish)))?

>>132845070
How big is your cock honestly?

Mine isn't much to brag about, especially after it being Jewed up, but I don't really get the Swedish mentality even after having met some Swedish imports.

I'll give you my measurements in return.

>>132846346
It's not a joke but not all people like it. Some older people from countryside mostly.

>>132846189
Do I need to go there to get Swedish welfare or would they bankwire it here on e-mail application?

Do you lift?

>>132846424
16.5 BPEL

>>132846588
No. I am too busy working and going to school to become an engineer.

>>132845250
I thought Swedish fish was a codeword for fitta :DDDD

How your felow swedes feel about changing demografics are you waiting for 2050, when real swedes gonna be minority in your own country?http://www.scb.se/en_/Finding-statistics/Statistics-by-subject-area/Population/Population-projections/Population-projections/Aktuell-Pong/14505/Behallare-for-Press/389899/

>>132846537
I do not know how the welfare program work since I am a white male that contributes to society.

>>132846760
It kills me inside. There is nothing I can do about it other than try to procreate with other white women. This country is the canary in the coal mine, so to speak, for what happens when feminists take over.

>>132846661
Fucking metric. Uh, I guess 17.5.
And 14 around?

I'm so much more ashamed of pencildick and jewdick than anything, and it's looks smaller than your thumb flacid, but I just don't get why Swedes act like cucks so much of the time.

>>132846932
Thought about coming to the US?

>>132846698
You need to start lifting dude. Try and make time

>>132846980
We have a calm, observe, act later mentality. We plan, and act strategically. Only problem is any political uproar against muslims will get us labeled as racists. We need to tread lightly. We are not blind.

>>132846346
Sales have gone up because women use it as rape protection. They put surströmming in their underwear before they go out for a night on the town. Swedish women are all feminists so we are used to smelly hairy vaginas and will tolerate some fishcharge. Muhammad rapist not so much.

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>>132845544
I go back every year to visit the grandparents in Dalsland, and it's a damn shame to see how things have turned out. Fucking Mellerud's becoming overrun with "refugees" and kebab shops.

Not to mention, some nigger keeps stealing Farmor's FUCKING flower pots

>STOP RUINING MY FAMILY'S SHIT

>>132846983
No i have not. It seems really hard and I am finishing school in a year.

>>132847143
I don't think it's strategic though. The ones in the US seem to act like cucks, too, and aren't helping.

I gave you my girth. What's yours?

>>132847197
I've seen something where Trump might be loosing the restrictions on immigration for Europe, so maybe something to think about.

>>132847147
You are joking, right?

I assume there a lot of you who don't like what's going in on in Sweden. Why aren't you protesting? LIke out in the streets. There must be even a small underground organization. Why don't you fight back?

>>132847296
I dont have tape measure for girth. I used my sister's ruler to measure my dick. No she does not know. Yes it kinds of turns me on that she does not know.

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>>132847147
>Sales have gone up because women use it as rape protection. They put surströmming in their underwear before they go out for a night on the town. Swedish women are all feminists so we are used to smelly hairy vaginas and will tolerate some fishcharge. Muhammad rapist not so much.

>>132847345
Don't be a dumbass, RAISE act will put a cap on inmigration to just 50.000 people allowed per year. Don't know why /pol/tards here are pushing it

>>132847423
Yes he is joking.

>>132847427
Women have no loyalty to the tribe. I care more about my safety and finishing school at this point rather than risking ostracizing myself out from my community for being a racist.

>>132847430
lol even a metal tape measure from the hardware store feels strangely erotic against what's left of your foreskin. Try it.

But my real question is more social. I guess we both have technically bigger dicks than average, but what will it take for Swedes to act like vikings n shieet again?

>>132847631
I understand there are a lot of liberals. But there must be women who side with you, right? RIGHT?

So what's the truth about rape stats? And what is the non-PC perception of it? Everybody keeps coming with the excuse that "rape is defined differently, and rape awareness has increased, so more cases are reported, but no real in rape figures"

>>132845070
Why did you start a thread about being Swedish when it is neither unique or interesting?
Why isn't this thread on /soc/ instead of /pol/?
How is this news?

>>132847645
GAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

>>132846932
You know what I dont get. How Sweden became so fucked? Country witch has drafting for army, strong military (at least from my countrys perspective), sophisticated military industrial complex, like you made saab gripen. You shouldnt be cucked.

What is your escape plan: Finland, Iceland, Estonia or some other country? (if things get really fucked up)

>>132845070
>>132847631
What can you tell me about Swedish Antifa?
News here said a lot of the people now rioting in Hamburg came from Scandinavia and I kinda suspect them to be Svens. Can you confirm?

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>>132846424
Swe mentality when it comes to dicks?

>>132847743
Do you really have doubts about the rape stats ? I mean, in the countries from where these immigrants came, rape is as normal as eating.

>>132845070

Is it true Swedes have immigration problems? Heard some scary rumors. Thankfully I'm not swedish.

>>132847645
Those blacked.com memes truly do get to our heads and we inadequate. The damage has been done. There needs to be a global reset to the economy. Survival will be based off family units, and the smart women will go back in the kitchen will they belong. Once agian, the white males will take over and technologically fix the worlds problems.

>>132847714
I know 2. My sister and my mom. We do not let politics escape this house.

>>132845070
When is pewdiepie going to put out another let's play

>>132847767
I don't know. Other people seem to get away with it and this board has turned to shit.

this board is only as interesting as the questions being asked. So far you americans seem fascinated with my penis size more than anything else.

>>132847874
Finland for sure.

>>132847959
The rape stats are real. We have rape classes that teach us how to determine rape behavior. Always a white male as the demonstrator. Not a darkie.

>>132848227
>other people are shitty shallow attention whores, so I might as well be one too
You are all that is wrong with the world
Don't copy others, be better than them

>>132847902
I have heard about groups planning a trip down to Germany to protest. Nothing I can verify.

>>132847921
But who of adult age really cares much about what it looks like flacid? I mean I guess yeah it's nice that it's not as bad as a little chinese walnut, but on the other hand I'm not valuating my life on interested in winning bulge contests.

Surely floppy Swedish dicks even in the sauna or whatever are something to be proud of. Where is your national spirit? Isn't that more important or do all your women have bug worn out vagoos that can't be filled?

You really think women can tell? especially when we speak in units of centimeters?

>>132848114
I think that if you (the men) manage to organize some protests a lot of women would join you, but I also think this should've been done quite a long time ago to have an effect. It's very hard to fight cultural indoctrination. Plus, there's also a lot of shitskins you have to worry about now.

top 5 portion snuses?

>>132848838
I agree, we fucked up. The ship is sinking. I am trying to escape with minimal damage.

>>132848725
Women have terrible 3D assessment abilities and value 30 other things more that men won't understand. But that's kind of important because guys are fucking gross and how else would we ever get laid without sucking the individual ass hairs out of some other guy's stinky asshole?

Some of them don't even know how to have an orgasm, which is truly unthinkable to me despite my genital mutilation.

>>132849040
You women really like to race mix as /pol/ say?

>>132849040
>The ship is sinking. I am trying to escape with minimal damage.
That's not very viking like, but I guess that gene died long ago.

>>132845070

You motherfucker.

Its almost 4AM here and now I'm craving swedish fish.

If I get in my car and go then you have defeated me.

>>132849180
Some are conservative, but secretive about it. conservatism is seen as bad here.

liberal women are all about that race mixing.

>>132845070
Why should I value the opinion of a Swede more than a Swedish fish?

>>132845070
how often do you drink glogg?

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>>132847164
>Kebab
Don't eat at the Kebab shop. Sometimes they kill people and sell the meat.

>>132849535
>glogg
holidays

>>132849535
At Christmas only

>>132849821
How's the fishing going?

North Atlantic fish is somethig I'd like more of, and it's an interesting if probably useless factor in brexit while I laugh and eat some from other nearby places.

also how big is your dick and do guys stuck on boats really fuck each other instead of just whacking it and waiting until shore leave and whores?

>>132845070
do any of your political parties promise to enforce border controls and reduce immigration. For example in the UK UKIP (nigel farage) formed a party pretty much based on this.

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>>132850137
Åland is in the Baltic Sea, you literal stereotype of american education.

>>132845070
Is Candlemass or Therion the greatest Swedish metal band?

>>132850474
That's effectively the North Atlantic as far as I'm concerned. I do sometimes purchase fish from the Baltic sea, but it's all about the same in terms of region.

But you didn't answer my questions.

>>132850588
When we docked near Amsterdam once, boatswain bought every new sailor a hooker. It's a tradition at sea. I was too beta to even fuck a hooker though, so I said no.

>>132850716
>boatswain bought every new sailor a hooker
What a lad.

So I guess that's a no as far as buttsexing other guys. Keep clean and safe m80. I like feeling up sexy girls as much as the next guy but pay to play with a hooker just always was a turn-off.

>>132851019
I know a swedish sailor that got HIV from fucking a polish hooker. Not even kidding.

>>132851174
Except for the drugs and treatments they have going around these days I don't know why guys even delve into the hookup culture so much to begin with.

One of my buddies moves to a new place
>yeah it's nice here
>oh by the way I hooked up with this one chick, I didn't tell you about that
>good stuff
>but I really have to get tested this week because you never know

I mean I'm glad he's having fun and all, but this is a guy who honestly wants somebody to settle down with some day and have a long term relationship, and he's by no means stuck on a boat for a living.

>>132851534
Precisely, hook-up culture was born at sea. It's as if people are unable to have a relationship nowadays even if they're physically available.

What kind of schedule do you have? Week at sea week at home? I have month - month. Currently sitting on land until the 28th.

>>132852224
Nah I'm a landlubber office job guy. It's just that I've never gotten you to talk about your personal life like this before and for whatever reason that gets me more interested than the normie bullshit my friends always talked about even when it was just sex this and sex that but they still were scared of getting into a dick size contest as if that really matters unless you're too far from the norm in either direction.

You might be better off. Being stuck on a boat instead of having easy lays when you don't even need shore leave probably gives you a better appreciation for finding something worth while later on.

>>132847501
>rare

this is gay