NUKES BANNED WORLD SAFE! THANK YOU BASED UN

im not reading this

>implying anyone actually cares about UN's policies

>ban nukes
>countries dont fear mutual destruction so ww3 starts, killing billions of people

WHO COULD HAVE EXPECTED IT!!=!?!

>>132838850
this is retarded nukes already exist. no point in banning them. make more as a deterrent

>>132838850

Nobody is giving up their nukes and really you don't want them to. But it's nice that a bunch of noncountries got to virtue signal.

>Not part of the treaty negotiations, however, were the world's nuclear powers, including the United States, France, the United Kingdom and Russia
Less than meaningless - it's like vegans signing a treaty not to eat meat.

>>132839022
Thats the plan.

>>132838850
I doubt this will stop anybody.

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>>132839014
>when you find a rare for the first time in months

>>132838850

KEK
U
C
K

>>132838850
>implying they are going to follow this ban
>implying they are going to blow this fucking planet all to hell

>>132839145

It's basically just the nuclear nonproliferation treaty except even more meaningless.

>>132838850
>weaklings agree to stay weak as appeasement to emotional voters who won't have kids
Noice

>>132838850
How many times have they banned the nukes?

>>132838850
>I think I might cry lads... after so long living in fear... we finally stopped it
Yeah lets get rid of the stabilizing effect of nuclear weapons and go back to world spanning wars ever 20 years.

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>>132838850

What are the Dutch hiding? Are they just /pol/tards desperate for a habbening?

>deep concern intensifies

>>132839180
flag collecting is a dead sport, anon

>>132839309
>What are the Dutch hiding?
Your nukes which we wanna keep.

>>132838850
North Korea is literally laughing their asses off rn

>>132838850
SHALL. NOT. BE. INFRINGED

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>>132838850
>The treaty is intended to bar countries from developing, testing, manufacturing, acquiring or even possessing any kind of nuclear weapon.
>countries
But EU is a union so it's okay for them to build more nukes.

>>132839309
US Nukes stationed in the Netherlands, likely tied to certain benefits.

>>132839400

Smart, desu

If Germoney goes full 4th Reich of the Socialists, "steal" the US nukes with US approval and use them to ward off invasion

>>132839022
Oooy, the goys know.

>>132838850
>end nuclear weapons
>countries disarm
>everyone fucking invaded everything because there is no deterrent
I thought the UN was supposed to prevent war

>>132839309
They are suicidally redpilled but but they can't accept the fact.

>>132838850
are you kidding right, who fucking cares about un?

>>132838850
Nothing the UN does is binding. Its all just a suggestion.

>>132839630

If you haven't noticed the UN is hilariously incompetent. I don't think they could pass a measure to find their own asses with both hands and a map.

>>132838850
This is probs what 7/7/17 was. Now they can nuke NK, blame it on a shitty launch from inside NK and install that rothschild bank

>>132839014
R A R E

>>132838850
>In all, 122 nations voted in favor of the treaty, while only one, the Netherlands, voted against it. Singapore abstained.

>in all
>122 nations voted
>180 nations in the world


Also, remember that hitler signed nonagression pacts and treatys with a country right before he attacked.
Signing this treaty doesnt mean a damn thing.

And one more thing. Every country there lacks a back bone. When korea nukes us, what do you think is going to happen? Will we retaliate on the same level? No, it will be just us and a hand full of other countries going in to kill a few people and thats it. Most countries there will refuse to even help us in a war.

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>>132838850
>One nation refuses to get rid of their nukes

And what exactly will the other nations do about it? Nuke them?

If they threaten economic sanctions, well, they can just threaten to unleash their nuclear arsenal.

>>132839564
The EU army will be probably allowed nukes too

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>>132838850
>we finally stopped it
No, nuclear war will come very soon.

>>132839799
I don't notice the UN Kek. They're basically a private military that gets the stamp of approval from the US and Russia to illegally invade third world countries. Maybe a dictator would be good for Africa right now because democratically elected leaders whore out their countries for votes, but the UN won't let it happen because the west wants them retarded and powerless.

>>132839370
More like a lost art

>>132840047
Shit I misread the first post as UN

>>132839022
>>ban nukes
>>countries dont fear mutual destruction so ww3 starts, killing billions of people
Literally my first thought.

>>132839308
We're at 16 years.

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>>132838850
Imagining a world where no country resists disarmament
>Nuclear Weapons removed all over the world
>Effectively crush M.A.D.
>World goes full WW3 when they realize they can just start bombing each other into fucking nothingness total war because no more fear of being nuked if attacking each other.
kek

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>>132838850
>implying the US will ever let go of their stockpile

>>132839022

That's probably the point.

So they can get back to the cycle of warring and all the plus's and minus's that brings without worrying about some idiot ending humanity.

Alternatively they want nukes gone to bring out the next level of weaponry without having to worry about nukes.

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>>132838850
If you read the article you'd know that every nation that already has nukes didn't even show up to the vote.

This is just one big international virtue signalling event that does nothing.

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>>132838850
>GLOBAL
>NUCLEAR
>DISARMAMENT
Kojima had this planned from the start

>>132838850
>taking UN seriously

ahh yess

>>132838850
the US and Russia will never give up their nukes so it doesn't matter

>>132840159
It's literally 178 hobos and two guys who already ate voting to leave the buffet. Why the fuck would we care what the rest of the world says, and why the fuck does the rest of the world not want to get nukes?

>>132838850
>Thinking people with nukes would do anything the UN tells them
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No.

>>132838850
So we all agree nukes are op and make the current meta stale.

>>132839970
>When korea nukes us, what do you think is going to happen?

>norks glass seoul
>LAUNCH THE NUKES
3 years later
>WE DINDU NUFFIN WE HAD TO LAUNCH YOU KNOW WE GOOD BOYS GOIN TO COLLEGE N SHIEEET
30 years later
>well you see, we only promised to not launch nukes if they didn't launch first, and as you can clearly see any of those artillery shells could have held antimatter warheads, capable of destroying entire city blocks...
300 years later
>well yeah we did it, but we won so haha fuck you

>>132839014
This, the moment any major power wants nukes again they'll ignore this and no one will bat an eye because the UN has no power.

>>132840047
>>implying they are going to follow this ban
The EU is retarded and virtue signaling enough to force France to disarm its nuclear dissuasion program. Don't forget the Germans are in charge. If they could they'd do the same for the UK.

>>132840144
this

>>132840144
Then the ayyylmaos come
Or an asteroid threatens the earth
>We need nukes to defend ourselves!
>We can break apart the asteroid with a nuclear strike!
>Too bad we dismantled all the nukes

>>132838850
Great now we will live in way more wars than before because you "peace loving" faggots couldn't stop whining

>>132838850

Nukes are a hoax. Hiroshima and Nagasaki were destroyed by incendiary bombs. The UN are puppets of the ruling class psychopaths.

>>132840351
Too bad.
Nukes = votes.

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>>132839014

>>132838850
Come and take them, faggots.

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>>132838850
>122 nations voted in favor of the treaty, while only one, the Netherlands, voted against it. Singapore abstained.
You left out the fact that the Netherlands WAS THE ONLY MEMBER OF NATO TO ATTEND AND VOTE. Also, NONE OF THE COUNTRIES WITH NUCLEAR PARTICIPATED. It was literally Africa, some islands in the Pacific, and the Americas south of Mexico.
tl;dr almost no one that actually matters bothered to show up

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>>132838850
>BASED UN

>>132839094
>Something, something gun control
>something something only the criminals will have guns

really powers up the cashews

>>132840361
I meant more along the lines of
>norks nuke s.korea and the us
>the rest of the world pulls a the "not my problem" card
>only the us, south korea, australia, and the bongs are really willing to do anything about it
>we finally invade north korea but only go after the kim family and their butt buddies
>canada, sweeden, and german take in more refugees because evil imperialism is causing war in their countries
>in the end, we got nuked and very little happens to their country in the end other than getting liberated with the world rothschild bank and mcdonalds.
north korea wont even get nuked back and the world turns a blind eye to their aggressions.

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>>132840138

My first thought replying to you

>Hurr durr the cold war was a war meme.

Then oh wait...

>That was 26 years ago... not 16... that passed quickly.

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inconvenient truth:

Nukes never existed.

>>132840811
A this point considering Best Korea is developing Multi-staged nukes we should probably just strategically bomb the living shit out of them and let based Southies invade

>>132840811
At*

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>>132839022
>bubble ready to burst to a degree never seen before
>only way out is to wipe the slate with war
>the same war that has been impossible since the advent of nukes

Holy fuuuck this is literally the climax of Iron Sky playing out irl
Trump must've really made use of his uncles notes........

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>>132841111
EDDIE

>>132838850
>UN declares the impossible to apply
>purposely showing it's non-power even further

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>>132838850
>Despite US opposition
good luck getting it done then

so if everybody gives up their nukes and then someone makes some more, wtf do we do then?

>>132838850
If you think the US and Russia are going to give up their nuclear arsenals you are fucking high dude

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>>132841365

>>132838850
If it works as well as anything else the UN does, one can assume this will do litterally nothing

>>132841513
I'm stuck on the 10th planet eddie cmon man you gotta get me hooome

>>132838850

>me
>anxiously awaiting planetary nuclear Armageddon
>if not die instantly, fun ensues
>grab muh guns
>murder and steal for fun
>meet awesome dog
>go on adventures
>have best of times
>die happily of radiation poisoning knowing that all the bullshit is over and mostly everyone will be dead

is my dream crushed?

>I don't understand! How are they nuking us! This is a nuke free zone!

>>132839014
RAREFLAG
A
R
E
F
L
A
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>>132838850
>Safe

>>132841302
>Iron Sky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py_IndUbcxc
>this is a thing

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>>132838850
HOLY SHIT i LOVE THIS

BUT ISRAEL WILL NEVER ACTUALLY DISARM

THEIR NUKES CAN REACH AMERICA

AND THEIR NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO HAVE THEM

>>132838850
lol so glad we got trump... keks

https://youtu.be/70E9KA48Sic

>>132839014
Not that rate

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>>132838850
Finally, the nuclear threat is over. I'm literally shaking right now.


...who is going to enforce it?

So will we get chapter 3?

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Launch them at each other
I'll go first
Gotcha, Belgium. Air burst right above EU Parliament in full sitting.

Oh, so they basically opened up the world for a trench war, but with modern weapons instead of the rudimentary weaponry used in WW1?! ROFL. How retarded are these people? They basically ensured a future WW3 with this political virtue signalling move. In the near future, radical regimes gets bold enough to call the bluff, and weren't nuked to goo, they will go full skullfuck and ignite WW3.

Just observe how nations like Turkey will make moves when they feel safe enough that the nuclear deterrence is put in effect. What a shit show.

>>132842613
>EU Parliament in full sitting
no such thing

>>132839014
rare

whats with the surge in rares lately

>>132840457
You don't really need nukes for planetary defense. A rocket going decently fast enough can deflect anything coming towards us that we'd see in time to defend against in the first place.

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>>132842830
global exponential population growth

>>132840144
please
>israel gets wiped off the map
>we get to go full blast on everyone

we would win, mostly because we would keep nukes

>>132838850
If the nuclear threat ends, there is nothing stopping countries going to war with one another again. It's going to kick off.

>Ah ah, now you can't use nukes.
>Country still use nukes to blow someone else.
>The UN, after 4 years of deliberation, ruled that it wasn't very kind and ask you to stop.

Did people still think that the UN really has meaning or power? It's just a bunch of circlejerker that talks big.

>>132838850
Nukes are a deterrent for war and were mostly designed as a scare tactic. Also, it won't stop Kim Jong Un from testing or using them.

Besides, the UN is just a bureaucracy with no real power.

>>132840401
>any major power

a.k.a. the US and no one else

>>132839677
Leftist goyims and Globalist kikes?

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>>132839711
stop
posting
this
fucking
video

>>132838850

It's not there's a country with a shitload of nukes who seems to break every single treaty they are a party to. Is there?

Ukraine removed their nukes and guess what happened

>>132838850
The UN is ALSO a fucking joke.

All they ever do is send "strongly" worded letters.

And I use the word "Strongly", loosely.

>>132842508
>Finally, the nuclear threat is over. I'm literally shaking right now.

Uh huh...

>...who is going to enforce it?

WHOEVER HAS THE MOST NUKES, OBVIOUSLY.

>>132838850
this is the dumbest fucking thing ever. ANY country that has nukes has about a zero percent chance of giving them up. it's like living in a bad area of town where everyone has a gun. so everyone in the town decides to sign this bullshit treaty getting rid of guns. who's going to start the process? no one. If someone claims to have gotten rid of their firearms who is going to trust them? no one.

>>132839711
this song is total assgarbage. please fuck off

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>nuke north korea

>hey nukes are banned!

>nuke the hague

>>132838850
Good for them, too bad it's nearly 100 year old technology. Anyone with a little background in physics and/or engineering can build a very simple gun type weapon. That's the kind dropped on Hiroshima, Nagasaki was an implosion device.

The hard part is getting fissile material, but if you have enough money you can get that too. Shit you can buy ore under the table from some parts of Africa if you have the cash, then you build the cyclotrons and enrich it yourself. That method is a bit more difficult, but it can still be done in your garage with off the shelf stuff. But you need the space, the money and the time.

Those three needs rule out most of the world, but if you have the cash you can do it, and it isn't even that hard.

>>132842631
Literally no one will get rid of their nukes

>>132844899
>enrich it yourself

That would take forever and someone might notice the bump in power consumption.

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>>132838850
This is stupid, we want nukes anyway.

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>>132845224
>>enrich it yourself
yes Goy, this is a good idea

>>132845224
If you don't have to fiddle fart around trying to figure out how to build a proper cyclotron it wouldn't take that long. Couple of years tops depending on your supply of fissile material.

The bump in power consumption? No shit, but again, this is a rich mans game. Just build a small reactor on an island in the middle of nowhere and enrich it there.

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>>132838850
Great, now only the US, UK, France & Russia will have nukes and contol the world.

Muahahahahahahahhhahahaah

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>>132838850


Dear United Nations,

Fuck you.

Sincerely, The United States of America.

>>132844770
keep reporting that faggot, he spams his shit everywhere

>>132845409
>Just build a small reactor on an island in the middle of nowhere and enrich it there

okay

>>132838850
So you ban nukes, then what? We will not surrenderer them, nor will any other country that has them. What will you do UN cucks, voice your deep concerns?

>>132838850
lol. thinking a piece of paper will stop a nuke launch in total war. sweetie...

>>132845625
If you can afford the tons of uranium required to bother with a cyclotron you can afford an island with an unlicensed breeder reactor.

I never said plebs could do it. If you want to do it in your garage you can too, but getting the fissile material is the hard part.

I suppose you could potentially steal it from waste storage sites, spent fuel pools at nuclear reactors, etc. But even that is going to require some further enrichment.

I stopped taking the UN even half serious after they declared indoor plumbing, particularly flush toilets, as a menace to the African continent and called for a ban on them.

>>132838850
it's true, nukes prevent good old fashioned war.

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>>132838850

how do you realize that politics have been completely and irreversibly feminized? when the solution to everything is: banning.

alcohol? wow lets ban it, who really needs these drugs.
guns? wow people get killed, lets just ban it.
knives? wow people get killed, lets just ban it.
nuclear weapons? wow who really needs it, lets just ban it.


The female mindset is that once you set the rules, people have to play by it - because muh rules. The female mindset just cannot fathom that if you disregard the rules, you actually benefit very much from these very rules.

> nooo, this uran is for nuclear power plant
> to reduce carbon emission, you know
> wait
> so heres our bomb, dont fuck with me now.

Btw, the feminist mindset is completely polluting politics worldwide. Everything is sozialized as e.g. indicated by G20, world-wide programs are enacted to "increase women in workforces", to make "clean energy".

all fuzzy feel-good buzzwords, just like women want.

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>>132838850
>>A majority of the world's countries voted at the United Nations
Exept Russia, USA, France, China.

I am sure nuke countries will give a shit when it's the only way (having nukes) to protect yourself from Russia, China or U.S. imperialism.

>>132847348

>France

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>>132845527
Yes comrade.

>>132847523
France is nucc country.

>>132839400

Oh shit.

We probably should stop making them if we can't even keep track of the ones we've made, huh?

>>132838850

So, the UN just gave the go ahead for NK and Iran.

>Ban nukes
>non-UN compliant countries get nukes
>suddenly the likes of North Korea control the planet
nahhhhhh

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This will definetly stop all nukes form being used in the future, thank God the U.N. solved this problem once and for all.

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>>132838850
>only the Netherlands and Singapore have any sense at all

>>132838850
>a bunch of countries without nukes sign deal saying that the countries which have them should give them up or... something
lol

>>132847878
USA, France, Russia and China will not be participating regardless

>>132838850

This is literally because of the skyking skyking do not answer order couple days ago. Trump ordered regional commanders to use nukes if they feel like it.

Straight away the UN banned nukes, what a coincidence. United nation is still globalist controlled.

>>132848374
Wait what? Sauce

>>132848374

source?

>>132838850
and as always powerfull nations will not abide by this and the world will keep up spinning

it's like you think that shitty world government wannabe works

>>132848140
Well of course. They're the people with nukes, and any real authority in the UN as well.

Only the fucking security council matters. Everything else might as well be a Student UN meeting.

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>>132841513
No, Mom, I love living in the Trump timeline. If you love me you will not pull life support.

>>132839022
And then when America gets mad again they'll drop a couple on some side proving that the UN has no real agency

>>132838850
Treaties have to be approved by congress.

The UN matters only for as long as the US is willing to enforce its policies. Though I suspect this might be some veiled anti-nuclear energy thing.

>>132838850
>The shill.com

Wheres the archive?

>>132838850
'Memeber when the League of Nations banned war. Then Germany, Italy, and Japan told them to fuck off

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>>132848569

>>132839022
ww3 wouldn't kill billions without nukes.

>>132839308
We didn't have world spanning war every 20 years, more like massive wars every 100 or so years, WWI and WWII were practically the same war with a armistice in the middle.

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>>132838850
Wait.... why did we vote against it?

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>>132848569

>implying superman didnt get rid of them 30 years ago

fuck outta here with this fake news