/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL: *SLUUURP* EDITION

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MAGA

covfefe

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The curse strikes again

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Is this a bully PA kind of night? Don't bully us!

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Trump is cool

>>132835371
>>132835433
Thanks for baking OP, please don't bake without announcing next time you do bake. That causes splits often.

>>132835482
Why is Trump such a Jew lover?

>>132835473
literally who?

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this thread is now for best commonwealth posters only

>>132835521

An edgy faggot.

>>132835512
>>132835493

>>132835473
well he did a bang up job

>>132835476
Unless you're a Philthydelphia nigger or a Pittsburgh hipster you have nothing to worry about anon

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Anyone else see this terrible choice in a LARP?

>>132835536
Yep

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>>132835452

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>>132835521
The guy that dresses like a sack of flower and removed his ribs to suck his own dick.

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>>132835595
oh fiddlesticks

>>132835570
>or a Pittsburgh hipster
haha.... ;_;

>>132835493
>>132835541

>i said i wasn't going to in the beginning of the thread because I planned on not baking but you lot are so disorganized you got me worried

We had five pages and several minutes to go, there is no need to panic on page 5. Again, don't worry and announce before you bake. Whoever announces first should bake just to prevent confusion and mistakes.

This method minimizes splits and issues.

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>>132835371
Tinder is degenerate and yet I still use it

can /ptg/ give me tips, besides an hero-ing

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>>132835371
>YFW shills think we are dumb

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making dems iiti

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Awoooooo

>>132835518
Enemies closer

>>132835536
REMINDER:

York and Lancaster counties are best Pennsylvania

Despite this, Sheetz is still better than WaWa

>>132835476
Are you the guy who always posted the pennsylvania superiority meme during the election? I liked that one.

>>132835631
>removed his ribs to suck his own dick.

Woah, it's like I'm really in in the Sixth grade again

>>132835639
feel free to bake the next thread mr. hall monitor

>>132835473
What does that sick freak know about "being a man"?

>>132835473
Was it suicide?

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>>132835518
>We must protect Western civilization
>OUR PEOPLE will thrive
Surely the words every nationwrecker loves to hear

>>132835634
that place is far removed from it's steel worker days

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>>132835685
>nobody likes rutters

>>132835677
It's not like he will try to defeat them. He's just playing the game Jews love to play. We need someone who will try and remove Jews from power

>>132835643
You ever match with anyone?

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>>132835536
Wawa>Sheetz

>>132835711
the answer is 9. PEMDAS

>>132835643
less is more

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>>132835643
if we knew, we wouldn't be here on /ptg/ in july on friday night would we anon?

>would be balls deep in xe-pucci

>>132835768
>nobody likes rutters
Is that the place I pass by on my way to WaWa?

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>>132835371
/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP SAUDI MASTERS EDITION

>>132835703
Woah an actual Marilyn Manson fan. Neat!

>>132835645
A good quarter are of you are dumb as hell and new redditfags, I would guess. I don't think most of you could find all 10 randomly selected countries on an unmarked map.

>>132835705
Forgive me, I was being brusque as I was attending to other things. I genuinely meant it when I said thank you. I apologize for my procedural autism. I love process improvement. i would bake but I will be gone. Could you stay longer?

>>132835774
It's not going to happen overtly like that. They lose their power when Trump fixes our demographic messes, destroys the UN and EU, reestablishes American manufacturing dominance, forces multinational corporations to pay the taxes they've been dodging for decades, etc.

>>132835750
The air is at least breathable again, but we've definitely become a different breed since then. Now we get a gay mayor that created bike lanes and traffic gets absurd every day.

>>132835690
Wasn't me.

>>132835808
Hhaha yes, that's the one.

>le red PA meme

>>132835685
OFFICIAL PA COUNTIES POWER RANKINGS
1. CUMBERLAND
2. DELAWARE
3. YORK
4. LANCASTER
------POWER GAP------
9001. DAUPHIN
9000001. LACKAWANNA
90000000000000000000000000000000000001. ALLEGHENY

>>132835808
You're a fool.
Sheetz>WaWa because they brought tasty subs and breakfast sammies to the most rural parts of the region first.
WaWa niggers only focused on expanding business in liberal shitholes

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>>132835690
this one? cause that was a few of us

>>132835923
Damn, dead last. Bunch of bullies!

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>>132835945
I pity you fags lacking a proper grocery store

>>132835868
don't worry, we love our autists, we have the best autists
I probably will stay. I'm running out of fresh OP pics and am getting lazy but have got fuck all else to do

>>132835747
Trump's speeches will be the ones replayed in 100 years, through a speaker at one of many monuments across the western world.

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>>132836011
Old political cartoons are always good

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WARNING
>WARNING
WARNING
>WARNING

Antifa/DNC are posting malware and advertising it as a news source all weekend. DO NOT CLICK ANYTHING UNLESS IT'S ARCHIVED. JOIN DISCORD SERVERS AT YOUR OWN RISK.

It's another long weekend of nigger faggots. DO NOT CLICK ON THAT LINK

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>>132835808
>tfw South Jersey anon whose county just barely had more votes for Trump than Hillary
>tfw don't have to pump my own gas
>tfw hoagiefest currently at wawa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70E9KA48Sic&feature=youtu.be

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Was it racism?

>>132836082
>ANTIFA thinks we click non archived links
wew lad

>>132836082
It's okay I've got Avast

>>132835994
Does PUBLIX carry freshly made scrapple?
huh?
I didn't think so faggot

>>132836103
>>132836103
>Every other nig didn't jump in and start attacking the second the nig started to lose
Guy had it coming

>>132836082
Fuck links. Google that shit yourself

Unless it its a known link of course like jewtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGtEH1i78sI

>>132835777
I match with enough but they just don't reply.

I tailor my messages towards their bios, and if they don't have a bio, I usually hit them with a silly message

they just stop replying. I don't know. I don't really care, but I get the feeling that they probably match with uber chad after me, like I'm good luck chuck on tinder or something

>>132836103
He has balls doing that around that pack of wild niggers. They go full jungle mode easily.

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>It's a bully Allegheny county in Pennsylvania kind of night
Ha.. My favorite..

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>>132836103

>>132836156
>freshly made board games
What the fuck?

>>132836082
ok.
avoid all >drumphisaloser.com/this_is_not_a_virus.exe links all weekend.

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>>132836103
holy shit look at all those nigs surrounding him
did he died?

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>Just got through Foriegn Service Officer Exams and passed
>Have to get secret clearance now


Uh oh

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>>132835768
is rutters trying to kill people?

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>>132832649
>>132832885

Some men will see these pics and will still be gay

How?

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>>132836229

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>>132835371

The truth about immigration, by the numbers:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE

Cultural Marxist Jews Admit Organizing White Genocide

The plan to eliminate the white race:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOgkGzMdieI

Cultural Marxism in action… Political Correctness, the tip of the blade:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6c_dinY3fM

Cultural Marxism & Social Justice Explained:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnqIj8C2Aek

Why are we in Decline - Cultural Marxism:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VggFao85vTs

also see

The facts about slavery in North America:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5tci36bNjg

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lELfFoWFfA

Cultural Marxist Jews fund media propaganda against whites on an enormous scale:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4Ojbi6lXQI

Does this sound familiar at all? (starting at 6:52)

>https://youtu.be/kPdxhLUKZYM?list=PLo0ThsDnveH5nv5TNviBrGTX9P6IrYfIe&t=412

The Holocaust:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPc899uUb-A

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgGP_evkvOk

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxpIsep4160

>>132836229
So you've never been to central PA?
remove yourself from the conversation

>>132835994
Facts. I have a straight pubsub diet for lunch at least.

>>132836305
>Hamburger
>Texas toast
Fucking heresy I tell ya hwat

>>132836318
Perhaps they just don't have yellow fever

>>132836190
less silly more spicy
don't tailor stuff around them unless it's good /bantz/
it's better to go too far and apologize (because you're so beautiful I just didn't know what to say) than it is to not go far enough

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>>132835711
Why is Cheryl such a fucking cunt?

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>>132836190
STOP FUCKING TAILORING MESSAGES
initial meeting is easy
its not manipulation just think of what someone would want who isn't thirsty as fuck
playful, aloof, don't push if they push back but lead to a meet
thats it
never focus on one vajay
saturation bombing nigga

>>132836336
Just a joke man, I've seen it on TV. Looks fucking disgusting tbhfam.

Off-topic is cancer.

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How do you think Putin felt looking up to Mummy?

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>>132836318
hollywood hypnosis

>>132835633
What is the best region of Australia?

>>132835994
Publix, Costco, and Rouses, nigger whaaat
>>132836156
>Does PUBLIX carry freshly made scrapple?
no, thank fucking god

>>132836472
faggots are cancer
and you're a faggot

>>132835643
be physically fit
have pictures that show that
don't swipe right on everything, tinder's new algorithm fucks with you if you do that
i would always let the girls message me first, less bullshit that way

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>>132835994
Wegmans > Publix
FIGHT
ME

>>132836474
'Don's cuter'

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>>132836472
Not Trump posting is cancer

>>132836410
i have no idea what you just said but you sound like a guru on the topic

>>132835643

> Tinder

> Need to link to a facebook account to register

> Need to take high quality photos of yourself

Seems like too much work anon

>>132835371
CANT STOP WINNING

https://youtu.be/70E9KA48Sic

>>132836410
then I need tinder help, swami

>>132836588
He said to pretend you aren't a virgin.

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I want to put these signs up next to the freeway in Mexican neighborhoods in LA.

California realized these signs were redpilling normies who would normally be oblivious to illegal immigration.

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>>132836305

>off topic is cancer
>awooo.jpg

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>>132835948

>>132835643
>>132836533
oh yeah almost forgot about the bio
keep it very short and simple
don't quote any song lyrics or anything like that, don't write a fucking novel
no selfies for your pics
have one or two pics where you're with friends

>>132836507
Central Tasmania

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>>132836474
Impressed by her elegance, her beauty, this is a real woman he thought. This is what the savior of our world believes in. It's time to make a deal putin thought while he tried with all his might to pull his gaze away from those beautiful eyes.

CNN said he only punched this proud black man because of the color of his skin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUIk32EMWG4

WARNING

This video contains racist violence

>>132836176
>>132836205
>>132836268
You're thinking of Mexicans. Black people just love a good fight, they don't intervene to save their race.

>>132836305

Oh man, that looks excessive.

>>132836595
it is lad I get exhausted just opening the app but it has me opening it up like a crack addict hitting the rock pipe
it's addicting and I need the dopamine hit of matching. I think I'm ugly personally, but people have told me otherwise. I just have low self esteem

somedays I wish I was uber chad, but somedays I think being uber chad would be a shitty, vapid experience

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>>132836693
>have one or two pics where you're with your friends

Anon...

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uh, GUYS!?!

>>132836759
you can't obtain citizenship in PA unless you eat four of these in less than 45 minutes, no water only yuengling

>>132836747
You're a retard

>>132836817
better learn photoshop

>>132836747
Verifiably false
>t. mom went to a nig highschool in florida

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>>132836588
Basically don't be deperate. Woman are people. Trump is god. Initial meetup should be fun. Don't spend too much time on each woman. Dems will be the downfall of life as we know it. Most women will decided based on your first few images so don't spend too much effort, first message is essentially a chance for them to review your pics. Fuck merkel

>>132835580
Classic style muzzie plane hijacking/bombing is so played out.

>>132836821
i don't watch that show so explain this to me

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>>132836305
That's worse than anything at the Heart Attack Grill
Jesus

>>132836817
You could photoshop two anime grills in!

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>>132836379
That's a clear sign of the gay.

>>132835711
Cheryl's a bitch.

>>132836644

Should say 'Feel free to run them over'.

I would buy one of those spic Toyota pickups just to do it, too. Can't cry racis if it's a spic doing it.

John Bolton is a scumbag

>>132836821
fuck off

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>>132836817
>mixing sensible chuckle mag with anime
FUCKING GENIUS

>>132836927
That guy is absolutely based

>>132836877
I went to high school in Southern California.

>>132836693
here's my bio mein negger

>Tinder has ruined the idea of dating for me, it's like an all you can eat buffet, after your first plate of stacked food you feel too full and the sight of more makes you sick.
>I started using this app because I found it too difficult to talk to people in public, now it's like a 180 turn for me. Looking someone in the eye and making a connection in the moment is a million times more real than a 2 week long conversation that leads back to swiping
>modern e-dating is cancer

>pls clap

is that a good bio?

>>132836939
They might get jealous though.

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>>132835703
>god removes adam's rib
>puts it in eve
>eve sucks adam's dick
>adam is sucking his own dick

>>132836705

Does anyone have any rare [spoiler]lewd[/spoiler] Melania's?

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>>132836821
Oh look a TV show imitated real life, trumpl is doomed now LOLZO!

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>>132836821
post the real version

>>132835711
July 16th

>>132836743
360 bitchslap

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donald trump part of the end times

obama coming back into power as the antichrist

end times characters revealed, it all ends sept 23

>>132837037
is this a joke

>>132837026
He actually is
I would encourage all anons to look interviews of this man
He's amazing

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>>132836949
this guy gets it
yellow is best color
also don't deal in discount asians. Nihon cunny is best cunny

>>132836747
Fucking bullshit
t: grandmother went to a high school in Compton

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Even a roastie like Lena Dunham can find somebody to fold her sheets. Is this female privilege?

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>>132837105

Any Reddit salt today? I need my fix.

>>132837037
perfect
remember you're going to want to buy ammo in bulk to save money, and try going to a restaurant or theme park since it's summer. malls are basically dead, you won't break the high school shooting any of those up

>>132835711
I read this 5 times and don't understand. She told Bernard her birthday but not Albert?

>>132836927
Love this sociopath.

>>132837037
>wah wah wah wah
Might as well just go ask the next nigger you see to fuck you in the ass

So that was the most entertaining UFC fight I've ever watched...If you haven't watched it yet. Stop what you're doing and watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO4kKH7knb8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO4kKH7knb8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nO4kKH7knb8

>>132836747
>Black people just love a good fight
Yeah, when its 10 on 1.

>>132836747
>they don't intervene to save their race.
Literally hundreds of videos of a fight going to the ground and the blacks standing by all jump in and start pounding the white guy.

>>132837170
Your grandma remembers a lot of fights between whites and blacks?

>>132835371
test

cant believe we have so many macron shills

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>>132837046
Fuck Japan nigger

Also can you tell me if Fukuoka chicks are degenerate?

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>>132837113
maybe

I thought Melania was pure but it turns out that while Trump was at G-20 she was locked in her hotel room, taking communist cock in every hole. Wtf bros?

>>132836697
How?

>>132837269
my tinder bio:
>Maga

>>132837263
I like him ironically as long as he acts like King Jupiter

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>>132837229
Fuck off and stop posting gay porn

>>132836899
I stopped watching it when it became obvious political propaganda around Season 3. Until then, the main character is literally Bill Clinton. His wife is blonde with short hair and runs a fraudulent charity. But retarded normies think it's about Trump.

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>>132837217
gud edgy bost mein freund!

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>>132837105
the only thing spookier than this post.
is the level of your unchecked autism.

>quit spamming your yakub tier larp

>>132835580
If anyone reported him, he's going to land and have a squad of DHS waiting for him.

>>132837350
Harry potter is a better example of Drumpfhfs presidency.

>>132837037
Unironically mine is

>If the Multiverse Theory is true, then there is a universe where we both swipe right, fall in love, and get married. Let's see if it's this universe.

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LES DÉLÉGUÉS, DAHNALD

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I'm looking through these G20 pictures and my god, I love these people. They act so much like a stereotype of their country and just seem like they'd all be good friends despite all the geopolitical games at work

There should be a TV show about the 2017 G20 leaders. I think they'll be the most iconic leaders of the 21st century

>>132837350
First season was pretty good if only for the different feel. I liked how the character talked to the screen and the actor played it quite well. That being said I haven't watched in context of the recent election.

>>132837334
If watching a UFC fight fills your dick with blood..YOU'RE GAY

Straight people don't have that problem mate.

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>>132837429
Heil Trump, faggot

>>132837334
>Projecting

>>132837456
Nigger what the fuck.

>>132837329
I deleted everything and just kept
>modern e-dating is cancer
>pls clap

I like to jeb post on my social media platforms

>>132837456
gay

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>>132837456
maybe there's a universe where that isn't fucking awful

>>132837429
>everyone is working against him
>press slanders him
>ends up saving the world
Yep checks out

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>>132837395
There is no better woman than this prove me wrong
*sips tay*

>>132837528
you'd be better off with just
>pls clap

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>>132837191
>dude looks like the physical embodiment of a cuck

More like she asked him out and he didn't want to offend her by turning her down. Now he's stuck. Look at the dudes face

>>132837046

shut up red button nip monkey

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What the fuck do people do when they're in the shower for 30+ minutes? Are they just that hedonistic that they're ok with wasting all that water?

t. someone who can't enjoy showers apparently

>>132837497
Straight people don't watch MMGay fruit loop

>>132837429
because he has to constantly fight off villains within and outside powers trying to fuck up his school? Harry just wants to make Hogwarts great again

>>132837589
I had
>I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

as my bio once.
very lonely time

>>132837638
masturbate usually

>>132837506
>>132837538
>>132837567
I'm bad at bios. It's gotten a few people to respond specifically my bio. But I'm like a 4-5/10, so most of my matches are ugly either way.

>>132837528
i can't tell if you're trolling or not
delete all of that and replace it with "jeb bush is my spirit animal pls clap"

>>132835711
July 16.

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>>132837588
tay revealing her power levels with the crazy 88s.

pro tip (((you can't)))

>>132837622
Wow, baby is EXTRA triggered today. What's the matter, did mommy put tendie sanctions on your basement?

>>132837638
Navy showers are best showers.
Get in. Get it done. Get out.
Preferably cold water.

>>132837638
Think about the universe, daydream. Low iq retards have no imagination.

>>132837683
have you tried doing shit to fix your ugliness?

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>>132837395
tay tay got corrupted by satan like all the rest

she was a good girl until after 2009 though

>>132837082
>>132837702
How?

>>132837660
Your problem is..You can't watch wrestling without getting a chubby and that makes you feel weird because you're not a straight person

>>132837749
I haven't killed myself yet, so no.

>>132837689
lad do you actually take tinder bosting seriously?
none of these whores on tinder take it seriously, and if they do, they post a whole long spiel about how they want a relationship.
I swipe left to those, so why would they swipe right to my serious post?

>>132836891
Is this right wing brain washing? Wtf.

>>132837638
The shower is my time to be alone with my thoughts. Sometimes I'll just stand there and think about stuff for a good 20 minutes.

>>132837229
That was kind of hard to watch.
>announcers constantly sucking johnsons cock the entire fight
>he loses
>OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD

fuckin cucks

>>132835473
>Marilyn Manson
>being a man

Lol ok

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>>132837638
staring at the ceiling
listening to the sound of water against my head
reflecting on the hopelessness of everything

>>132837638
Just stand there and be warm and comfy and think mostly. When you spend a lot of time in front of a computer it's nice being somewhere where you can shut off all the electronic noise. Lots of good contemplation and creative planning to be done there.
Haven't fapped in the shower in ages, water just isn't very good lube.

>>132837482
who is the guy with the huge face?

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>>132837482
Xi Ji Chink is my least favorite. Hope Trump fucks CHYNA up and annexes part of the North Korean border

>>132837350
>Trump is a retarded man-baby with dementia who is completely incompetent and an embarrassment to the nation
>Trump is a genius Machiavellian con-man politician who can manipulate the nation, the media and those around him like pawns
I always find it a little troubling how they can switch from one view to another constantly as if they didn't contradict themselves. Sometimes they do it within the same tweet and those things are just 140 characters long.

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>>132837708
soon

>>132837482

Hmm, my math might be off, but there is more than 20 people on stage. I see Mario Soares on there and he's the President of the UN. Also a Socialist/Communist pro-Zionist Portuguese Jew too.

Come to think of it, isn't every single person up there besides Trump a socialist? Almost like there is a global conspiracy. Really makes you think

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>>132837773
>he enjoys watching half naked men dry hump for 20 minutes and has the nerve to call someone else gay

>>132837797
try lifting weights, running, eating right, sleeping well, and maintaining good hygiene

>>132837638
i like to imagine the warm water is what human contact feels like

WARNING

Extreme racial violence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiKDcWv29ao

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Suck my dick, niggers.

>>132836305


Sandwiches like that rare fucking stupid. Nobody eats them and their is no way to eat them.

They piss me off.

>>132837229
Too much rules nowadays.

>>132835473
I feel bad. that o'reily - mansion interview was so comfy

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>>132837860
We've all been there anon. Think positive and as my niggy Obama would say "chew soap".

>>132837638

I stand there and let hot water come down while I think about shit. Usually get my best thinking done in the shower and toilet. Usually debating myself about politics too so I can reaffirm my beliefs.

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>>132837883

as usual, japanbro is most valuable poster

(when portubro is absent)

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>>132837815
I'm not sure what you mean desu. Trump will save us all from you cucks. You need to focus on yourself before you can impress women. Dems are anti-american. Don't focus all of your energy on women and forget yourself.

>>132837939
5'4 skinny manlet.Tried bulking up, didn't go well. Now I'm focusing on work and getting laid every 6 months.

also, what's everyone's tinder anthem?

this is mine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iyh36_i_tBo

but I'm thinking about changing it to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-9_8QFxjwI

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>>132837456
Gay as fuck
Might actually work...

>>132837803
your e-dating is cancer spiel sounds serious and not light-hearted. bit of a turn off

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>tfw it's comfy soul time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO40TcKa_5U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEQ0l_m3Xm0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym1eDeOxq14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WEtxJ4-sh4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjOhZZyn30k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO4dxvguQDk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV1XWJN3nJo

>>132838046
big if true

>>132837638
>wasting all that water

how the fuck do you "waste" water unless you live in a shitty, dry place that shouldn't be maintaining people anyway?

Do you also consider water flowing from rivers into the ocean to be a waste?
That wastes more water than people do

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>>132837037
>>Tinder has ruined the idea of dating for me, it's like an all you can eat buffet, after your first plate of stacked food you feel too full and the sight of more makes you sick.
>>I started using this app because I found it too difficult to talk to people in public, now it's like a 180 turn for me. Looking someone in the eye and making a connection in the moment is a million times more real than a 2 week long conversation that leads back to swiping
>>modern e-dating is cancer
>>pls clap
ok so you're obviously not Chad
just....don't sound so autistic, and if you have to, think "what would Chad do"
Never really did any online dating or social media, but seriously it's not that hard to get lots of pussy without knowing a lot of girls

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>>132837904


Oh my god HE IS HERE

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>>132837939
That'll do it. You don't have to do it forever but after a few months it will set your mind right

>>132837638
Anyone else listen to music in the shower?

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>>132837964
>playing the video jew

>>132837825
They went to war. Johnson wanted to beat him at his own game and because of that it was fight of the year

>>132838025
hey man that's not a bad life. save money.

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>>132837082
>>132837702
I'm thinking June 17.

Albert hears 17, but he doesn't know if it's in June or August.

Bernard hears June. He doesn't know if it's the 17th or 18th. There's only one 18th - in June - so if Albert had heard the 18th he would automatically know Cheryl's birthday. Therefore, when he knows that Albert has heard the number but still doesn't know the birthday, Bernard knows that June 17th is the right date.

>>132838032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-bZKQeRJXE

i have a skinhead look going

>>132837482
It was nice that Macron went to be with Trump.

I don't think it was fair putting Trump out on the end like that.

EXTREME RACISM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icpc9zuzj80

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>>132838023
I can feel my mind being pilfered. My thoughts being replaced by the same thoughts I already have, but I didn't make these.

BRAINWASHING WITH TRUTH IS JUST AS BAD AS LIBERAL BRAIN WASHING

>>132837930
Are you closet gay or somethin?
>two dudes punching each other in the face is homosexual

I guess you'd be okay with it if they were dressed like street nigs, with their nappy hairs did and chains.
Fucking low IQ retard, I hope a dumb nigger chokes you out with your shirt an takes your teeth in the process.

>>132838126
More upset about not having friends, but whatever. I have you faggots.

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>>132838015
if if if look but if if as the great america warrior poet once said Ice is the lick west side is the clit if you don't worry too much you will have a better life but can't just rush past the hard times in life, you must reflect at times and don't feel bad for doing so. Just be sure to push past those obstacles and make yourself a better person

>>132838174

the first row are the power players and they put the newest people on the edges

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>>132837915
Antonio Guterres but your description is accurate though.

Good riddance to Soares. Don't press F to pay your respects.

>>132837229
Quality is garbage but entertaining nonetheless. Those uppercuts and knees were fucking savage. Nig should've stayed down and saved himself the brain damage.

>>132838058
changed it to
>¡jeb bush is my spirit animal!

>pls clap

y'all sure are feisty tonight

>>132837429
I love how people use Harry Potter as some kind of liberal credo when in reality...
>Harry fights against a government intrusion and attempted takeover of academia
>is penalized by an authoritarian teacher for trying to speak the truth in class
>is demonized in the news media for trying to spread the truth
>Dumbledore is demonized for the same and eventually driven from the school
>Ministry tries to disarm the student population
>Harry literally starts what is essentially the magic equivalent of a gun club in secret
>is only given fair coverage by an alternative media that the wider world scorns

Harry Potter is ultimately anti-big government, pro-second amendment, anti-mainstream media. and Order of the Phoenix is actually redpilled.

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>>132838202
benis
trumpl
two scoops

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>needed to buy a paper notebook for work
>walk in dollar store
>EMOJI SCHOOLBAGS FOR KIDS
Is the world coming to an end?

>>132838268
qwertyuiopasdghjklzxcvbnm

Anybody else notice how shit-tier the shilling has been lately?

Just low energy.

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Thoughts??
>read the filename

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>>132837964
>3 kills

>>132837757
by the first statement, you are able to rule out may dates and june dates (albert is sure bernard does not know the birthday, then the 19th and 18th dates are ruled out, because they are unique so they would be the only way bernard would know her birthday from his information alone. and because albert knows the month, he knows those months are also wrong). from there, bernard is able to further rule out june and may, leaving him with only dates in july and august, which allows him to find the true birthdate. that rules out the 14th dates, because if he was given 14 then that information alone would not give him cheryl's birthday, but we know thats not the case because bernard claimed he knew her birthday. this leaves albert with july 16, august 15, and august 17. if he is able to know the birthday, that means he would only have one choice left, based on the month he was provided with. since august has 2 potential choices, but july only has 1 choice left (july 16), this is the answer, since albert was able to deduce her birthday from that information alone

>>132836410
Sauce

>>132838162
the skinhead look is hot senpai. I like wearing a white shirt with rolled up sleeves, suspenders, and khaki dockers with red docs senpai. real good look if you're trying to get with pin up babes

>>132838319
Are you assuming our anime bags when we were kids were any better?

>>132838308
I wanna hate fuck that bitch so bad. What was her name again?

>>132838219
>being this mad because he's been exposed as a closeted fag

Enjoy your "fights" queer bait

>>132838386
He isnt wrong

>>132838319
XD 100*fám
Probably

>>132838373

if you want the shilling to be high energy, just point out that Dina Powell is a white house leaker

>>132836747
Bullshit

>>132838373
I just turn on the racism when they come...Usually gets them out.

Trump's subservient, cowardly behavior with Russia is by contrast making Barack Obama of all people look like Ronald freaking Reagan

>>132837915
there were a lot of special guests, head of IMF, UN, World Bank and other pleb-tier agencies

>>132838319

are you implying I don't have one I take to my engineering classes occasionally when I have to take my laptop or a book?

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>>132838437
>hate fuck

good goy

you know girls love it when you rough them up and they all have rape fetishes openly

and you give them exactly what they want like a good goy serving the women first

truly a great traitor

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>>132838091
you sound like you shouldn't be on the internet without adult supervision

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>>132838154

I thought so too

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>>132838437
laci green.
total sperg, but might be full 14/88 by next year.

>>132835371
WE LOVE TRUMP

https://youtu.be/70E9KA48Sic

>>132838453
You're the only fag here anon, sorry, but its true.
The fact your mind travels instantly to dicks and faggotry over this speaks volumes.

>>132838229
>the first row are the power players

Some of them. It's a mixture. I only recognise 6 or 7 of the front row. Japan and India should be row row material.

>>132838491


>>132838548

>1 post by this ID


like clockwork

>>132838154
Albert hers the months, not Bernard
the answer is June 18

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>>132838426
Never used one of those but a good point.

>>132838154
see

>>132838394

>>132838612
>laci
>ever being 1488
Hue, ok

>>132838426

I had the most badass backpack with a batman mask on the back of it

but people just constantly punched as I walked around

:(

This Imam on Hannity is going to detonate at the end of the interview

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>>132838606

>>132838453
back to /box/, pillowtap fag.

>>132838319
>not buying ironic products to attract the attention of the ladies

>>132838319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xv_FeBGzfk

>>132838685
I'm just sad Brigdgette didn't get to talk more, I always like listening to her.

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>>132838705
doing work bringing about the end times michael

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>>132838664
>>132838394
>>132838650
Ah, I see I transposed who hears what.
>>132838609
Well, if it was reversed then I think we'd be right!

>>132838388
That's all the people I saw. I mostly sneeki breeki.

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>>132838548
Damn I didn't know Putin was so keen on losing his only export industry to America. I guess Trump really is a good puppet of Russia.

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>>132838680
so you asked what her name was. then proceed to say my opinion was invalid as though you already knew her name.