>Donald Trump announces a surprise speech
>My fellow Americans. I would like to announce we've made some major changes to our foreign policy
>We are backing out of NATO and supporting the Syrian government against Islamic terrorism
>All foreign lobbies including AIPAC have been declared illegal under Executive Order 5422
>As a response to this, crooked Merkel ordered the EU to impose sanctions on the US
>We're making preparations to invade Canada and liberate the freedom loving Canadians from the Trudeau government
>Thank you and God Bless
>>132835322
Pretty good, but needs more deportations.
>>132835322
>freedom loving Canadians
fuck every canadian. they are smug, entitled faggots
>>132835322
Add something about a federal mandate ability of people in all states to do conversion therapy for gays and faggots under federal protections and well...good damn day
>>132835322
>invading Canada
>not killing everyone of them east of Alberta
>>132836195
So are we.
>yesterday I ordered bioweapon launch on Chinese population centers. Beginning with 15 minutes ago, there will be no more dead dogo and cato videos made ever again