ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING: NORTH KOREA: KEKED

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>>132831851
Good.

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>>132831851
Excellent.

>>132831851
Sum Ting Wong! NUKES CONFIRMED!

>>132831851

Nothing is happening except wasting jet fuel. Fuck off.

whats the point of dropping fake bombs?

mods please ban this faggot nigger

>>132834012
Aerate barren places in the forest so that trees can more easily grow, common forestry practice.

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>>132834012

They were aiming for your hairy mothers hairy roach holes.

Why is this news?

The Air Force does training at the Pilsung Range literally every day, and they have for the last like 50 years.

It's mostly A-10's and F-16's but still. This isn't new, nor is it newsworthy. I feel that they're just hyping up this ordinary event to make it seem like they're doing something.

Now that NK has proven ICBMs the only step left for them is to put a nuke on one.

Is the U.S., SK, and Japan going to allow them to do this or is the Korean war pretty much certain to go hot again very soon?

A bold show of weakness from the United States.

>>132834353
Do they normally launch from Guam?

>>132833729
one of my fav gif

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>>132834563
>"When strong appear weak - when weak appear strong"
Sun Tzu - Art of War

>>132834606
If it's a bomber plane, yes.

>>132834172
holy shit my side
lel

Can't want for more American 19 year olds to die pointlessly

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>>132834012
The US dropped fake bombs and North Korea was absolutely powerless to stop them. Those could have been two nukes.

>>132835061
They dropped fake bombs on a base in SK, not NK.

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>>132831851
>Jietai F-2
this thing's awesome it's like an F-16 and a Su-27 fugg'd

gay and fake.

>>132834812
>when you can nuke them to hell 1000x over you don't need to be reading this shit
Sun Tzu was truly ahead of his time.

>>132834012
Why are you to dumb to not figure this out? It'sa display of strength and proof that if they want to they can fuck nk up. Turks really are not bright people at all.

>>132833729
>>132833354
>>132833827
first three posts best three posts

>>132834012

They were full of cash and porn, as a bribe to Dear Leader to quiet down for a while.

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>>132831851
HOLY FUCKING FUCK

>>132834012
See what North Korea was doing with firing rockets very close to Japan waters was essentially waving your hand very close to someone's face and going "I AM NOT TOUCHING YOU"

And Americas response right now was pulling out a water pistol and shooting North Korea. And then putting it back and pointing to his real gun next to it.

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>>132831851
interdasting.

>>132835987
Great analogy.

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>>132831851
(((They))) can't wait to open the Rotschild bank.

We need a fucking happening. WW3 this week.

>>132836096

If you are a weak fat shut-in faggot.

>>132834012
norks didn't shell Seoul.

>>132836015

love this pepe

>>132834012
They're despaired and don't know what to do. Basically because Trump is a fucking idiot and doesn't know when to back off from the war his masters rused him into.

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>>132835987
That is an impressive analogy anon. Have a (you) good sir.

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good im glad

Why does this fat chink even hate us.
>just want to be left alone
>threaten to nuke us

Umm.

reunification next week, lads

>>132837418
I hope we help you because your situation is similar to east and west Germany reuniting.

>>132835987
Americans have real guns

>>132837569
Read the whole post. For fucks sake!

>>132837569
>american reading comprehension

wow its fucking nothing

>>132831851

wait a minute, you mean north korea tests a missile that can carry a nuclear warhead and america's response is dropping paperweights into the ground?

uhm, what's the word you guys like to use all the time that describes this?

>Practice rounds dropped in a training area
Wow it's fucking nothing

>>132831851
Why are we baiting North Korea into war?

What the fuck?

please happen, praise kek

>>132831851
>show of force
>no happenign

boring

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>yfw the Japanese and SK fighters start attacking each other

>>132837917
For big cums

>>132835987
I'm gonna jerk off before bed. I wasn't going to before I read this, but, ehhhm, yeahhh.

Kek, please, give us this happening

>>132835987
So we are escalating. Get comfy lads.

>>132831851
It's kind of like Operation: Paul Bunyan, but not as lulz worthy.

>>132838299
>If you defend yourself from getting nuked, they win!

>>132837418
English teacher or military - I understand S Korea doesn't really want reunification.

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>>132831851
Until NK is a crater, call off the happening.

>>132831851

fucking lancers, nice!!

>>132834012
>turk

kekd

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>>132836222
Nice 9/11 truther fb tier post. Tell me about the chem trails too.

>>132831851
War mongering jew detected!
I'm pretty sure the supreme leader ultimately wants peace, he's just being prepared for foreign invaders who don't want peace..... A bit like the fuhrer had to do, hopefully he gets his shit together and has a decent korean war machine ready in time to defend his country and shock the world. Good luck mistah Kim

>>132834012
Well, since Turks have the subtlety of a flaming faggot during pride week, allow me to explain... Do you remember when Vlad the Implier put all those fifty Turkish subhuman muslim filth on pikes? That was a message to your disgusting moon worshipping pig people to fuck off.

Likewise, this was a message to the North Koreans: Fuck off or next time they'll be the real thing.

>>132835236

It gets the point across

>>132839440
You used more than five words. This confuses the kebab.

>>132831851
>yfw the inert bomb is actually a package for kim.

http://www.ravico.com/ST/Download/Checklists/BMS/Document/BMS_Range_Ops_V22.pdf

This is the range the "bombs" were dropped.

>>132834012
The fact anyone even expressed this thought into words and then typed it makes me doubt that the "humans" in your country are any more than fauna.

Blame your brethren, turks.

>>132838115
no gul dukat filter on faceapp smdh famalam

>>132838869
>leaf
lancers are the can am spyders of our bomber force

i want
>ghoul action
>spirit action
>nam-tier b52 carpet bombings

>>132839423
i guarantee nk doesn't give a fuck about us and will develop a nuke to sell to isis or iran or your fucking fairy godmother if she had the money

>>132839143
He's not wrong and you're either plebbit or a shill. GTFO

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>mfw I live in Seattle

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>>132834316
>hairy roach holes
God damn it, aussie.

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>>132831851
Is it possible to bomb out the DMZ and get rid of the mines?
Either way this is provacative as fuck- good for Trump- we gotta step it up!

And then Kim decides to hold a new nuclear test as a way to say fuck you to America.

Moment war breaks out both SK and NK will be craters.

>>132847307
And nothing of value would be lost, except for the spent weapons and fuel

>>132839143
What if you tell me about the 4D chess, anon

>>132845636

I used to work in seismic - we would bury a stick of dynamite down 10 feet and detonate it. the ground 30 feet around it would turn to rubber like an earthquake for a couple seconds. That would probably set off any mines. I'm sure they can probably configure a missile to do the same with a much bigger payload or just literally bomb a path through it because there are no civvies there... unless KJU wants to put some there.

Even then it would just be a matter of keeping the media silent about it - at the same time setting up some of the lesser brass to take the fall for it. They'll get their names dragged through the mud for a few years possibly even discharged, but will be paid a fortune to sit on boards do nothing by military contracting companies.

I'm pretty sure that's how the deal usually works. Either that or a lead breathmint.

>>132850351
they have rockets which shoot out and tow a big ass cable or cord, hundreds of feet long, which falls to the ground and blows up and kills the mines

i forget what they're called but the russians use them in syria

>>132848813
But I like watching StarCraft, english teacher san.

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>>132850351
>>132850562
>>132845636
No we need to invade with paratroopers or by sea. Then evacuate the civilians near the DMZ. Then post "refugees welcome" signs in Korean at the border + drop leaflets encouraging immigration.

I think NK uses internal passports to control the flow of information, there will never be a rebellion/coup because people in different regions do not know what is going on in other regions, and cannot coordinate even if they wanted to.

The ones near the border and military members will have to be silenced first of course.

>>132851134
Invading by sea will be critical, and of course paratroopers. I feel a decapitation strike when Kim is holding one of his regular parades could work, coupled with some strikes to C&C, but I also worry that the military there has been compartmentalized and that there's probably a shadow 'dear leader' in a bunker somewhere just in case of this.

It's a really tough situation. Maybe the best thing to do is just bomb Kim's nuke facilities with bunker busters and hope he doesn't sperg out and storm south.

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>>132851830
The only real concern is Seoul. Having a city with 50% of your country's population and 48% of its money only 35 miles from the DMZ is terrifying. Even if we could get China to betray Norks by allowing major military buildup on the border (by making major concessions for coal/rare earths/political control of NK/South China Sea) it wouldn't matter much, both the south and north would be devastated for generations. So I'm not really sure what would happen to either country, either short or long term. Haven't seen any reports on the likely outcomes of a hypothetical war.

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>>132852791
Guessing reunification would happen eventually but at this point I'd predict the unified Korea would probably cozy up to China, and I don't know what we'd do if that happens. I don't even know if it would be bad, after reading the recent SK scandal greentext, and the downfalls of all SK president before her...I'm not very hopeful for their politicians.

>>132834218
JUST LIKE YOUR MISSILES FATBOY

YOU TRY THEM WITH WARHEADS YOULL SEE MANY TIMES MORE COMING YOUR WAY

>>132853056
Yeah they could hardly be doing worse as commies than they are under an insane human sacrificing witch cult. I'm not even joking.

>>132831851
All NK needs to do now is launch an inert ICBM at the US. Do it Kim.

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>>132831851
>tfw I was just thinking last night how funny it would be to drop a bunch of conspicuous duds on NK
>this happens

Amerisharts can you not do that?

>>132839143
>Not believing in chemtrails
Wake the fuck up anon

>>132855736

No. Talk shit, get hit.

Get out of Seoul my nigger. Someone get Faker and the hottest kPop bands to safety we must protect the chink gods in case the worst happens.

>>132835987
Quite the analogy anon, I chuckled. (You)

>>132834012
>Roach level intelligence
And the fucking Germans said yeah come on in mister roach your not retard or anything.

>>132834410
Korean war
>Implying nuking Pyongyang would not be enough to put an end to it before it started

>>132837569
This post is why nobody would take you yanks seriously IF you didn't actually have real guns.

>>132835647
>people

>>132834563

Rumor is the bombs were real, but Kim Jong Un heroically intercepted the bombs midair and disarmed them before they could damage North Koreas beautiful nature.

This was a test run for a nuclear attack. B-1Bs are the ideal plane for this since they are the fastest bomber the US has.

This is a HUGE deal. Trump holding nuclear attack practice runs is the biggest direct threat to NK since the Korean war stalemate.

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>>132831851
7/7/17
ww3 happening delivered

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IS IT FINALLY HAPPENING?

>>132835061

Nuking the DMZ would be incredibly stupid.

>>132837917
>War
>With a nation so small one miniature nuke could wipe it off the map

>>132837917
Because they are one of 3 countries that does not have a Rothschild controlled central bank yet.
The other are Syria, and Cuba.

>>132859032
Correct, note at about the same time, Trump declared "It's Happening" at the end of the 7/7/17 Weekly address.

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>>132859962
oh shit. just checked the vid. its true.

I love how Kimmy's peeps bitch to the media when they get threatened.
They know that if a fight were to start, they'd be fucked within a week.

>>132837886
The word we use is SUBMIT. As in "you and every other pathetic country will submit to us or else". And it works because we could literally kill you.

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>>132862884
This is all anyone needs to know - this is the US now and you better fucking get with it real quick because it's how it'll be for the long term.


>>132833970
>>132834012
>>132834218
>>132834563
>>132835012
... And all the rest.

We are pissed. We looked around and said, well we gave the world a chance and it looks like that was a mistake so instead we're going to final solution everything. You might. To see it that way or even understand, nor understand why, but that's the jist.

>>go ahead and laugh or mock the US. The majority of you are shills or psyops anyways; the rest ignorant fools unable to adapt. There is no mirth here. We are pissed off and nothing else. Watch what we do to your bucolic Europe. Watch what we do to Erdogan's Turkey. Watch how we deal with the restless Chinese. And watch what we do to the uppity malcontents within our own borders. It's happening faster and faster each day. You'll still be scoffing at us before you realize it is way way waaaay to late to reverse and correct course.

>>132864848
who are you quoting

An all-out conventional war in Korea would actually be very good for the Japanese, as their initial boom after occupation came as a result of builsing projects there after the Korean War.

>>132834012
>turk
>idiot
Not surprised

pros/cons of joining the military?
what would be the best branch?

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>>132859572
>one miniature nuke could wipe it off the map
That is wrong though. The U.S. considered nuking them during the Korean war but their mountanious terrain would render it largely ineffective.

Nobody doubts that the U.S. could fuck up Best Korea but the fact is they will immediately crater South Korea. Unless the powers that be are willing to let 20 million south Koreans die to take down the Kim regime it's never going to happen and if it does out other allies will wonder if we're willing to sacrifice them as well.