Dear Atheists,

What an elegant design! Truly evidence of a creator and not some random effects at play for millions of years.

Thank you for showing me the way. I am now a devout (((Christian))).

Dear creatards: If evolution is not real, why do
(definition of evolution pending) changes in allele frequency occur over time?

Seriously, if you don't understand that if I 'disprove' potato tomorrow that doesn't mean I get to to start spouting all kinds of bullshit that I made up about (not potato) and expect to be taken seriously,

disproving evolution doesn't magically get you any closer to a jewish sand god,

BUT evolution DOES present a threat to the Magic Sand God narrative when the shoe is on the opposite foot.

Disprove evolution as much as you like (protip, you can't or you're probably using the wrong definition), that still won't make your magic sand king any more real.

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Everything except the animals in the Aussie regions evolved. God made those animals to punish man with various poisons and venoms, including the platypus.

>>132822420
Austalia is indeed some sort of alien hell filled with extra-terrestrial monsters.

The definition of an animal is useful though.

"I'm not an ANIMAL, I'm a HUMAN!"
You're a vegetable or a mineral?
"Humans aren't animals!"

You're not a multicellular Metazoan with a digestive tract and respiratory system?
Thats a diagnostic category for animal. If you're not multicellular, please provide evidence...

>>132821027
If creationism is real, how can a retard like you exist?
christfags btfo!

>>132821027
-Zeh platypussy eez ascended flum eh lineage uv mammal-loik reptiles zat exheested 280 meelion yahs ago.

-Around 200 meelion yahs ago zeh monotremes (egg laying mammal fucks) spleet off flum zeh mammalian lineage.

-Zeh spleet happened befah ze evolutioun uv zeh placenta. Thussleh zeh du nawt hav eh placenta.

-Zehr toxeens een zehr spurs eez a combination uv 83 separate toxeens, including toxeens similar to shnek, styarfish, unt speeiders toxeens (genetically).

-Sow besecehly zeh eevolved flum some similarly fucked awp mammal loik reptiles.