Hey Dumbass

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IS IT REALLY FUCKING HAPPENING?

>>132816780
Yes

>>132816988
nice

>>132816703
Bump

>>132816988
;)

Oh fuck

It is happening

NASA announced today initial plans to blow up the moon. Not even kidding a monkey is pushing the fucking ignition button to launch the missile. It's a monkey that's been involved in training and knows sign language.

>>132818895
Sauce?

>>132818895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5__zSiyA_z4

Behold a pale horse

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>2013

>March 7th, 2013

not happening unfortunately

>An object smaller than a boulder
Go back to /x/

>>132818953
It's all over the news. I guess they are already planning on replacing the original monkey. Check Google news, YouTube, nasa.gov, etc.

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>>132816703
Repent your sins and commit them no more. Jesus came to life and died for your sins and rose up on the third day to Heaven. Have faith in Jesus Christ and remember that He is the ONLY way into Heaven.

John 14:6King James Version (KJV)

6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

https://www.gotquestions.org/Jesus-only-way.html

Did anybody actually fucking read it.
For one it was really small meteor.
And number two is we have an atmosphere that demolishes meteorites bigger than this daily. (Tbh I dont know about daily but is still incredibly common)

>>132819874

And number 3 the event happened 4 years ago

no idea why they made an article about it today

>>132818953
???

>>132819218
>>132819215
>>132819874
>>132820128
Its from today you idiotd

>>132820609

It's from 2013 you suburban retard

http://edition.cnn.com/2013/05/18/tech/moon-explosion/index.html

The article from (((express))) just wrote it today with their vague as fuck information as usual

>>132820839
Clickbaiters into archive
https://archive.is/sorON

>>132820839
Fuck outta here nazibol