brit/pol - the new uniform edition

>>132806286
>people ITT think '''''white''''' is good enough

England for the English.

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Heres a video of the g20 riots live if people are interested https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_Hgx98Z8KA

>>132806208
wasnt that bad, just read a couple of slides, most people didnt pay attention and were on the phones or what not anyway
>>132806322
oh well mate you know what not to do around for this time

Why the fuck do I keep getting asked whether I have a girlfriend when I go out? Am I that much of a sperg?

>>132806441
and the most attractive Koreans.

>>132806599
someone might want your d

>>132806599
I don't know you but yes you are

>>132806441
Which English?
Celtic English?
Anglo-Saxon English?
Danelaw English?
Norman English?
Huguenot English?
Windrush English?

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>>132806556
Do I anon, do I?

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>Hello and welcome to the larst leg
>Muh Drumf Racist Animrite...
>My leg, please laugh

>>132806732
Families pre-WW1/WW2 can stay

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>>132806441
this. ARYANS OUT.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXkoVVF59fc

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tr0otuiQuU

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I have my theory test in 10 days time and I've done fuck all for revision. How do I start so I don't fail and look like a mong?

>>132806495
Are you a dissappointment to your parents?

>>132807205
app store, get the dvla mock app for like 3 quid and do them on there la

>>132807205
Its piss easy. Hardest bit was the reaction part. I didn't know what the fuck was going on and still passed.

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Wolfe Tone, Michael Collins and Patrick Pearse were the original ethno Nationalists and would have been allies of Oswald Mosley and Hitler.

Factual information.

>>132807205
i did mine like two days ago only revised the day before its piss easy do these mocks keep repeating them there are a bunch of free apps on the app store for similar quizes http://toptests.co.uk/

>>132806599
>tfw

I've been at my current workplace for 9 years now, and I've not had a gf for that entire period. They probably all think I'm a closeted repressed homo.

>>132807293

Fuck that. I'm skint.

>>132807304

Everyone says this but:

> The national average pass rate for males is 49.1% and for females it’s 42.8%.

>>132807368

Yeah right. 2 days ago? Bullshit.

>>132807290
Yes

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>>132807104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daRkxAJIwGc

Eerie Lynch version

>>132806713
It's mostly dudes and older women though.

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>>132806917

>>132807358
TAIGS OUT NOW

Great when fighting on mars

>>132807625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si5x0GK7Z0Q

>>132807627
>dudes and older women
They still might want the D anon

>>132807591
How do you live knowing that?

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>>132807395
Tell us the story of how you got jewed again. How old were you when it happened? Did it hurt?

>>132807395
I have a great excuse for not having a gf.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB1TKw8_b1s

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB1TKw8_b1s

>>132807358
their legacy is an 'independent' Irish republic held up by Apple and EU gibs and British bailouts and run by an actual paki faggot with the number of Irish living there dropping below 80% and falling. but Brits out blacks in lol amirite

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>>132807509
nah i'm serious dude

Reminder that there's not a single tripfag here who doesn't have mental issues or isn't a 27 year old virgin, and that they always stick up for each other whilst the rest of us laugh

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>>132807858
By shitposting mainly

>>132808026
>>132807764

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmyzYBeGrE8

>>132807395
One of the good things about gay pride (maybe the only good thing) is that finally society can stop assuming that girlfriend ess single straight men are closeted gay men

>>132807509
But about 50% of people taking the test are foreigners so that makes sense.

When I did my theory there were about 15 people there, only 2 white.

>>132808145
>girlfriend ess
girlfriendless*

>>132808026
What do you think of Tezza moving to Aston villa lad?

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>Come on goys, Grey Squirrels are a net contribution to our economy
>They are sick refugees who need our help
>Stop being racist to Grey Squirrels
>It's not as if they will replace us as majorities in our own habitat......

>>132807935

Go on.

>>132808088
But you're aware of it. Does it eat away at you every time you speak to them?

I want to know because I don't think I'll amount to anything after uni. I have lost all ambition since the election and want to know what it feels like before the inevitable comes

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Who here has actually passed their test then you degenerates

>>132808325
The parties seriously need to address invasive species. I saw an Irn Bru ad where a grey squirrel was used, so the public obviously must believe that they're the norm.

>>132808325
>this
i haven't seen a red squirel in my lifetime

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>>132808399
Passed it October 2015 and haven't driven since. Getting a car tomorrow. Cant remember how to drive...

>>132808286
Good move for him, he gets on well with Bruce and championship is slower so he wont get exposed. What did you think of this whole Lukaku debacle, I hope he chooses Man U. Would rather Belotti or even just Llorente for the season

>>132808614
definitely DONT go past any places of worship for the religion of peace then lad, it would be a shame if you were to lose control kek

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>>132808399

>only had 2 lessons
>still struggle with gears
>still struggle with steering
>still struggle with clutch
>lessons are too expensive

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Hey man, you member that time when that guy....what's his face, ran over those muzzies in a truck or some shit?
You member that?

That was rad man

>>132808785
degenerate, driving is in male genetics

>>132807509
That just shows how retarded normies are. The test is made so you don't fail.

>>132808785
once you get used to it driving is easy as fuck

>>132808863
I can't drive a stick shift. Only automatic

I tried driving a stick shift and the results were horrible. Literally life threatening.
There's no fucking reason for you to have manual control over your gear ratio anyway, fuck that stupid shit

>>132808389
>Does it eat away at you every time you speak to them?
Nah Mum is fine, she still believes I will work it all out. But I genuinely try have as little as possible conversation with my Dad. If I could give you advice it would be get a job somewhere that is not the south east so you can afford a house on the average wage, have some hobbies and enjoy life

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>>132808966
>stick shift

>>132807898
What's to tell? I had phimosis, but I was too embarrassed/shy/afraid to go to the doctors. Missed out on sex because of it.
Eventually had the courage to go to the docs aged 20, they agreed circumcision would be the best option.
>Did it hurt?
Kek, what do you think?
Taken to the toliet by the nurse after I woke up from the anesthetic, dripping blood all the way to the toliet, pissing bloody piss through a mesh bandage. Trying to avoid getting an erection at all costs for the next few days in case I tore my stitches, being afraid to go to sleep in case I had morning wood when I woke up.
It was certainly very sore and uncomfortable for the first few weeks.
I did have the time off work at least though.

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>>132808966
>I can't drive a stick shift. Only automatic
Amerishart driving skills

>>132808966
how is it even a challenge to drive automatic, you must really be braindead failing a burger driving test. Steering and breaking you get down in 1/2 lessons, maybe 3 or 4 more to get used to driving around normal places automatic. easy.

>>132808042

Fair play lad. I dunno if you really did it in 2 days but you did pass.

>>132808219

Where do you live? Alum Rock?

>>132808614
I passed mine in November 2014 and haven't driven since then

i think automatic cars are like non existent in the uk

>>132808034
Had the Brits not executed Pearse and Collins not been assassinated by his own we might have seen an Irish State that they spoke and wrote about.

If Collins or Pearse could see Ireland today as a bitch of the EU they never should never have gotten out of bed. But if you want to see passionate and determined ethno nationalism then read Peasrse, Collins and Wolfe Tone.If Europe today could think as they did it would turn the tide very quickly.

Ireland today is a joke but Ireland today had to be because like Salazar and Franco and Hitler leaders are not allowed in Europe so they had to die.

>>132809278
this, even the most degenerate of normies can drive manual so theres no excuse

>>132809278
Yeah that fag shit couldn't handle our roads

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>>132809216
>easy.
exactly

They should make it even easier, use an x-box controller instead of all the switches, wheel, and pedals. Would make it much much easier for everybody, much fewer deaths.

>>132808785

I was like this bro. But it gets better. Seriously. I remember one lesson I kept trying to force the gear stick into 3rd gear. I swear I fucked up the instructors gear box bigly that day. lulz

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>>132806286
Alpenflage a best

>>132809229
check the link i sent you the questions are easy as just go throgh them all on that page like 3 times and you'll be good to go

>>132808499
>>132808562
A new political party needs to have a red squirrel as it's symbol as to show support for native populations.

>>132808399
I passed when I was 18, but I haven't driven at all for about 5/6 years now. Supposed to be getting a car soon though.

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>>132809358
>much fewer deaths
People don't get in car crashes because they cant change from 2nd to 3rd

Absolutely disgusted at the criticism of Martin Moore-Bick

Some ugly paki cunt retard, abusing him on the basis of fucking nothing, basically just being anti-white male. Fuck em all to death. No fucking investigation then. Deal with it niggers and leave my country too

>>132809006
I live in Norfolk so I'll probably get a job around here anyway. I'm terrified of dissappointing my parents. I've appreciated what they've done for me even more since I started uni and I don't want let them down after all this time.

>>132809447
that would be good its sad their arent many red squirrels left they are beautiful rodents

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>>132809444
>>132809444


Doing them now lad.

>>132809589
Mass immigration wiping out diversity as usual mate :(

>>132808661
Not too bothered about lukaku, don't think he'd bring the form that those others would. Even the united fans I know aren't happy with it.

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i'm off good night lads

>>132809568
they do hit pedestrians. They do slam their car into things. Because their mind isn't fully on their surroundings, it's distracted by thinking about the fucking gear ratio

>>132809582
Good lad just get a job round there and think about quality of life. Was looking at houses in Kings Lynn and you can buy a 2 bed terrace house for about £100000. Would cost 4 times that round here and people don't earn 4 times average income

>>132809729
this. lukaku isnt even confirmed yet anyway so relax. he's a small game player, goes missing in all big games. 75m for him is actually hilarious

>>132808562
I think I've only ever seen them in a zoo.

And did those NEETs in ancient time
Walk upon Englands mountains green:
And was the holy Lamb of Jobs,
On Englands pleasant pastures seen!

>>132809778
It literally isn't though, it's like pressing the left shift key with your pinky while you type a capital letter. Awkward at first if you're a complete newfag, natural as hell and easy when you git gud

>>132806286
fuck your new uniform, its fake and gay

>>132809934
if it's so automatic, why not just drive an actual automatic?

>>132808966
>I can't drive a stick shift.
Manual my friend and why? Why can't you drive manual? It's easy, sure automatic is easier but that's for lazy people, be versatile with your driving m8.

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>>132809155
That's brilliant. I've got my own embarrassing story. When I was about 13 I found a cyst on one of my bollocks, went to the doctor to check it out. Doctor was an old Indian bloke (obviously) who started to wriggle my testicle between his finger and thum. He could barely speak English properly so when he said 'Ive got medical student here, can they come look and get experience' I said alright then. He went to the door, called out and into the room came three young women in nurse uniforms with tits you'd die to be suffocated by. One by one they all the all started fiddling with my bollocks while I prayed to the devil not to get an erection and jizz all over their hands. I was 13. Haven't had a bird near my bollocks since...

>>132809729
>Even the united fans I know aren't happy with it.
only person happy is Mino Raiola

>>132810005
because we arent low iq people

>>132809755
Night faggot

>>132809778
You change gears without even thinking

>>132810157
Exactly, if it's such an automatic thing that you can do it without even thinking, why not just let a computer do it for you? What's the fucking point of doing it by hand? You're probably way less efficient that way anyway

>>132810157
this, its second nature you dont even think about it

>>132806370

sure maybe at primary school but beyond puberty ?

>>132810030
: ) funny story senpai

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>>132809155
>>132810030
kek

Joining in on the cock stories. I snapped my banjo string the other day during a particularly aggressive blowie. It hurts. End of story.

mfw

>>132810302
Because it's more fun.

>>132810391
how are you ripping your frenny during a blowie lad? have a mate who ripped his during a tit wank

>>132809990
why are germans the most rageous of autists?

>>132810302
When going up hill and round corners changing down a gear gives you more control and speed

>>132808399
me

only use it to go to tesco like once a week

>>132810555
the cost-benefit isn't really working here. All that extra effort for such a minor non-benefit

>>132810302
Cause it's fun you god damn faggot

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>>132810720
>>132810717
>Yanks arguing about a 'stick shift'.

>>132810555
>more control
should have both hands on the wheel then

>more speed
why? its a 30 mph zone anyway

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Hate this country tbqhwyf

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>sat watching 40 min dashboard cams vids with commentary of passed driving tests 'cos test on tuesday
>decide to check brit/pol/ and the lads are talking about driving tests

weird synchronicity desu

>>132810720
really wonder how many people are killed by it

>>132810814
I've been driving manual for 10 years, he's just a homo

>>132810717
Its not any effort at all

>>132810833
>Engine control, not steering control.
>Assuming it's a 30 zone
>Coming down a gear so you're not straining the engine to get up an incline

>>132810936
failed first time with 1 major and 0 minors, failed 20 seconds coming out of the test centre. passed second time with 9 minors, had the grumpiest old cunt you could have had. picky senile bastard.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Real men use manual gears.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auXfAHHNSFo

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>>132810833

>>132810495
Fucking her face and think it might have got caught on her teeth. Didn't hurt a huge amount at the time, just a sharp shock pain. Didn't really bleed much either which was weird, but if I get a knob on now it stings like fuck. Hope it heals desu

>>132811144
BASED
A
S
E
D
Khan

>>132810936
Pikey cunt

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Its almost dead here. Where's Rightly? He usually finds something interesting to do.

>>132811168
yeah asked my mate what the fuck he did like does it grow back or what happens. think he said it healed within like 1-2 months. is it fully disconnected now or what?

>>132811108

True story, my mate shagged his test driver for a pass. Showed me pics. Cant believed he shagged an old hag. She had big tits but was clearly past it. lol

Also, captcha needs to piss off with its bullshit

>>132811083
Also if worse case scenario and your brakes fail you can change down the gears to stop the car. So its much safer than an automatic : )

>>132811245
not seen him in a while, bit worried for him. no lbc or countdown tomorrow either :|

>>132806286
quite like that camo
is it german?

right im off to bed now lads, stay safe whoever posted earlier about going to that pride thing try not to get blown up

>>132811508
Swiss apparantly

if i were king i'd reintroduce red into our uniform somehow, even if its just off duty one's as i suppose in modern combat bright red is a bit daft

>>132811319
1-2 fucking months! I've shagged her since so it's not too bad, just hurts a bit and I'm worried about making it worse. Not fully disconnected, imagine pulling it tight then scoring it with a bread knife and leaving a 1.5mm long, 1.5mm deep groove across it.

Sorry for the mental image.

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hello

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>>132811782
Your kind ain't welcome here

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>>132811761
Post a photo of your bird.

How the fuck is Danny D's cock so big?

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>>132811782

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>>132811940
how about now?

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>>132811985
How would you know?

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>>132811947
No. But she looks like a 7/10, poor man's version of pic related

>>132811782
Leave faggot

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>>132812509
>1pbtid
w-who are you?

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>>132812263
>she looks like a 7/10, poor man's version of pic related
You silver tongued devil. On another note, whenever I see someone talk about sex I suddenly get uncomfortable. I'm worried that I'll end up a 'wizard' like Rightly and Steerkike. I'll soon be a tripfag.

>>132806286
>according to a community group member

I think the term is plant

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>>132806286
That's a German MG-3.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGrLb6W5YOM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGrLb6W5YOM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGrLb6W5YOM

Gotta go. Gonna jack off first. Sweet dreams.

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Five posts in ten minutes. Very slow.

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>>132812746
How old are you lad? There's probably still time.

>>132813197
https://youtu.be/YrLk4vdY28Q

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>>132813452
19 but I'm not one for hope.
>There will be time, there will be time
>To prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet

>>132812746
I generally do alright with women as long as I get a chance to talk to them, always been fucking appalling at the whole meeting in clubs and bars thing.

Don't hold sex to such a high standard. It's just a thing, and it will happen. Don't worry about it, don't obsess over not getting it and you will find it. Though that does generally mean going outside, so if you don't do that, start.

>>132809384
What the ... ? That's creepy. But effective. Do we do that, at all?

>>132813622
Don't be such a pussy lad.

Just fucking speak to some girls.

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>>132813565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JWTaaS7LdU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JWTaaS7LdU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JWTaaS7LdU

>>132806286
i've not been to active lately. who's /ourgal/ now?
everyone in UK politics is absolute trash except for based farage, but there's little to no chance he'll make his comeback

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>>132813814
Do I dare
Disturb the universe?

>>132813401
Drunk as fuck. Can't be arsed typing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpEWpK_Dl7M

>>132811144
>LoveIsLove
Polyamorous paedophilia is now legal in London I guess. Muslim mayors innit

>>132813781
I'm flying from the nest in September so I'll just have to see. Not obsessed with sex really but when I do imagine it, I find it strangely unappealing. Don't know why.

>>132806599
the fact you assume this makes you a sperg makes you a sperg.
that's sign #1 someone is into you. are you retarded

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goodnight senpais...

>>132814324
burn in hell

>>132814324
Night poofter

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>>132813917
https://youtu.be/Sl9ZkYViEIs

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxYw0XPEoKE

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>>132814043
You off to uni? I kind of see what you mean about the unappealing bit. My sex drive isn't as high as a lot of people's seems to be (though I think most people just bullshit), but sex is pretty good.

Not the life changing mind-blowing experience people pretend it is but it's like having a good steak or a nice day out. At least it is when its somebody you like.

My first time, as with most, was shite. So don't judge it on that.

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https://youtu.be/w34vnz_LEX4

>Watching performance of a symphony on YouTube
>Scroll down to the comments, people whining about lack of 'diversity' in the orchestra
Kill me

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>>132814664
https://youtu.be/3dyNbMVfeyM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0WNbm1jz6A

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>>132814671
>You off to uni
Yes. But not one for socialising. Not an autistic Rightly either though. Usually just spend my days reading Joyce, Eliot and Shakespeare. Reading stuff like the Waste Land has probably got under my skin so I now see sex as some sort of degrading meaningless ritual. See what happens in the future anyway. Might turn into a right dirty git.

>all these plebs with shit taste

what are you even doing?

>>132815136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8UDOmUcxCk
Bit of culture for you then.

Is anyone in the cabinet on Facebook? Something has to be done about this

>>132815280
still pleb tier, you absolute retard.
>cultured
if it has over 500k hits on youtube, you can be sure that it's pleb shit.

>>132814928
Fuck.

I'd made it though a really decent day. It was sunny. I painted. I cleaned. I wrote a couple thousand words and in a fit of lunacy submitted a proposal to the Spectator for an article, and now this.

I'm genuinely mildly annoyed.

Israel stands with us lads. We should be nicer to them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9kn96UIMkw

>>132815136
>>132815280
You lads have a shit taste in music. Listen to some good shit.

https://youtu.be/XfR9iY5y94s

https://youtu.be/FTQbiNvZqaY

https://youtu.be/K1b8AhIsSYQ

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>>132815013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP7m5VqQ6f8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP7m5VqQ6f8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP7m5VqQ6f8

>>132815488
>Popular is shit
Teenagers OUT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2XbZ1X8xa4

>>132815488
>insulting Schubert
You tart. How about this then-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btynSxzbbh8

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D2qcbu26gs

I wanna be a door.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3IMTJjzfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3IMTJjzfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3IMTJjzfo

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Is Rightly here tonight? Could post some papers.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U

>>132815634
popular 99 percent of the time is worse than shit.

>"whenever I am popular, I feel I must be doing something wrong."
>"whenever you find you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."

>>132815723
same as
you don't have an ear

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV1XWJN3nJo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV1XWJN3nJo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV1XWJN3nJo

>>132815133
If you don't socialise at uni you're wasting about 75% of the money it costs. There will be societies with things you enjoy, make sure you give them a go. Try as much as you can at least once and some of it might stick. Uni is a chance to 'reinvent yourself'. Not by turning yourself into a cunt, but by trying new things, meeting new people and finding new interests.

Unfortunately universities are full of wankers, but there are also lots of great people there, ones that you'll have a lot in common with. You just have to make the effort to find them which can be difficult.

Yeh, I know what you mean. Sex can be degrading and meaningless, and is often that way. But it can also be, pardon the cheesiness, completely beautiful. When with somebody you love and respect it is the closest you can feel to another human and it's amazing.

The difference between a one night stand and that occasional perfect sex with a girl you love is like night and day.

>>132815488
You sound like a fucking faggot m8

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A new degeneracy milestone reached!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW9Fzwuf43c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW9Fzwuf43c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW9Fzwuf43c

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>>132816106
>Lose 7 stone
>Still be a fat fuck

>>132816250
>you don't have an ear
Cheeky git.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNQhLsvk30Y

>>132816346
Wrong. Girl LARPing as a man has a baby. Wish newspapers would stop lying desu

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpEWpK_Dl7M

>>132816346
How? Did he poo it out? Must have, it'd be really painful giving birth through your jap's eye

>>132816318
and you've got a face like a stuntman's knee

You, yes you laddie

>>132816570
Never heard that before, quite like it. Somebody on LBC earlier said May had a face like a frozen owl, thought that was funny too.

GCHQ here, what's your biggest secret?

>>132816663
Stand still

>>132816665
You smell like an alkies carpet
Your birds got a fanny like a ripped out fireplace. She's seen more helmets than Hitler. Even the tide wouldn't take her out. She's been cocked more times than John Wayne's shotgun

>>132807205
Did my test a few days ago and it's legit piss easy, I revised only on the day before and passed. Only worry is if you get some bullshit question on catalytic converters or don't read the question properly. Also for the reaction test (forgot what it is called) if the car in front breaks, press the mouse as soon as the break lights go off, not before or after.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghPcYqn0p4Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghPcYqn0p4Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghPcYqn0p4Y

>>132816663
STAND STILL LADDIE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Prpk5KKfBA
Disintegration is the best album ever

>>132816841
It's a quote from Pink Floyd, am I missing something?

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>>132806286
Don't know shit about Brit politics, but that camo is sexy.

>>132816841
Tfw you will never hear Plainsong for the first time again

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT67liGjZhw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT67liGjZhw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT67liGjZhw

>>132809778
Just listen to the engine revs you fucking pleb

>>132806286
whats that? Looks like mw2 spetsnaz

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Christ. Now the foreigners are here talking about camouflage.

>>132817477
I think there are some other foreigners you need to be worrying about buddy.

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>>132817337
You mean a Spandau. A weapon inferior to the bren gun in every way?

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>>132817632
Decent.

>>132817088
Yes, from the end of Another Brick in the Wall part 2

>>132817174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eam3VtHBwFA
Those sparkly synthesizers.

Also - Fuck these fucking captchas in the fucking ear

>>132817477
Red coats once again

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>>132817816
>Yes, from the end of Another Brick in the Wall part 2
Beginning of Happiest Days of our Lives.

>>132817237
Not sure if you're posting that to be a twat or not but I think it's a good song. Really good voice.

https://youtu.be/qpTJG448lGM
https://youtu.be/2gb6mulL6_s (Skip to 46:40 if you want to laugh. The balls on this bloke.)
https://youtu.be/0yvwbxT80Bw
https://youtu.be/uG-V-UTv3RM (Best intro ever, eh?)
https://youtu.be/P0eVTeQi06c
https://youtu.be/b9gM-blNvdM
https://youtu.be/s7NhD8_z7vU

here you go, lads. a fine entry level selection to get you plebs started.

>>132817816
You know what makes that whole record so bloody great? That Fender VI bass Rob uses.

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>>132817989
>Barrett- Late Night

>Inside me I feel alone and unreal
>And the way you kiss will always be a very special thing to me

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>>132817237
Rimmer stop bringing these feels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzdrabPpRE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzdrabPpRE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzdrabPpRE

>>132818219
That melody though

>>132817937
Technically you're correct but this bit was first. So technically and morally I'm right.
https://youtu.be/34ZmKbe5oG4?t=199

>>132818301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEOunNGCvNM

Good cover.

>>132818402
>So technically and morally I'm right
No. It happens in Happiest Days of our Lives. Brick part 2 is the infamous 'If ya don't eat ya meat'.

>>132818443
that was indeed. nice one

>>132818590
*happens first

>>132818676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4xeT7phuog

That band also have this sort of famous song.

I didn't expect Syd would be mentioned on pol, time to dust of the old cd

>>132818533
Why so much about this kid? Is he the new Madeleine? What's so special about him? Parents lose children every single day. Doctors decide to turn machines off every single day.

He's brain damaged beyond belief and will never ever live even a single second as a normal person. It's total selfishness on the part of the parents to keep this going.

Is he the new Jesus?

>>132818533
All this false hope. It sounds heartless but isn't the poor kid dead in all but name? They just want to use him as a guinea pig for a drug which is 99.9% certain not to work.

Good morning.

>>132806286
they put red into the camo pattern to 'hide" blood stain from wounds

generation internet cucks :your time is near

>>132806441
I'm coming home

>>132818972
Steerkike nicked your paper posting job.

>>132818878
>Doctors decide to turn machines off every single day.
Doctors also literally kills children every single day with abortions, that doesn't make it okay.

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>>132818847
Talking about him a few hours earlier as well.

>>132818972
Good morning pal. Just in time for the papers.

>>132818997
Philip Hammond is a fucking snake. I said this years ago, he's a worthless parasitic cunt and the country would be better without his 'services'.

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>>132818972
Morning

>>132819035
Steerpike is a great triplord, he's welcome to do it.

>>132819043
Aborting a healthy feotus and turning off the life support machine to a failed human is very different. I'm anti mass-abortion but I'm pro letting brain damaged children, who would live in agony and confusion, die naturally.

Fuck me, I wonder what he all those years >>132819099

>>132819263
Foetus*

>>132819035
He can take over now if he wants, most of them are just 'muh Charlie' anyway.
There is a nice Brexit story from the FT that I haven't posted yet though

>>132819228
>triplord
You misspelt tripfag. We were discussing you earlier. What gcses and A levels did you get? Remember you telling me you were taken out of school and sent to a home in the country because of the OCD and climbing through windows.

>>132819263
That's an understandable position, but one thing that really irks me about this case is the idea that doctors are some kind of moral arbiters.

>>132819476
Okay yeh I agree with that. And I do think it should be the parents who get the final say, though I think after the judges and doctors say they wish to stop trying the parents should be liable for any further costs. I just think they're being selfish pricks at this point and it's all become too much of a thing.

>>132806732
Amglo saxons and danes only. Rest are statistical minorities except celts in Wales.

>>132818792
where did these people go?
you know, people don't do this anymore

Just found this kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWzjn0N9g4g

>>132819958
Bloke who wrote all that stuff is still going.
This has got to be my favourite song. Oozes suburban Englishness-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DIEZsU-fhw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DIEZsU-fhw

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>>132821035

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Anyone watched Sargon's new vid? Interview with Maajid Nawaz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuSz2RorOLw

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>>132821430
Can't stand him.

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Has everyone died?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShL0xcj-_c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShL0xcj-_c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShL0xcj-_c

>>132821920
I'm watching an advert for something that makes turds smell like a summer meadow. I think I'm dead.

>>132821430
If I was in a room with a gun and 2 bullets with Maajid Nawaz and Sargon, I'd shoot Sargon twice. (that was a joke GCHQ)

I like Maajid, I know it might seem civic but when it comes to Islam he is very articulate and well versed in exposing some of it's more extreme elements to people. He is actually suing the Southern Poverty Law Center (some bullshit civil rights organisation) in the U.S for classing him as an anti-Muslim extremist.

>>132821920
>tfw came home from work at 2.00pm and fell asleep until 10.00pm
Disappointingly quiet comfy hours desu

>>132822228
Cheeky tart didn't reply earlier-
>>132819412

>>132822343
Its like the ending of The Thing here.

>>132822343
I was thinking of prank calling random U.S phone numbers like KFC branches and playing something like enoch powell's rivers of blood speech and seeing how long it would take them to hang up. Not sure if funny or not though.

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Let's post some Farage

>>132822228
Kek
As a former diehard leftist, I still quite like Maajid too, much prefer him to the taqqiyah types like Medhi Hasan. He's delusional if he genuinely thinks he Islam can be reformed though.

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>>132822594

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_q6RZqZaPw

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>>132822991

>>132823283
,kek

Probably the only one here who saw pink floyd with roger waters live, tbqh.

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>>132823363
>tfw you're being ignored by Rightly

>>132823376
Too young.

>moved to Scotland
>Everytime politics mentioned people bring up Margaret Thatcher
>Say she was a witch, ruined their country
>Ask them why
>She stole milk from children

????????

Is this entire country trying to meme or something? I wasn't around in when Margaret Thatcher was in power but seemingly nobody approved of her but nobody explains why.

Pls help

>>132806286
Looks like a German WWI Airplane Pattern

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Will Nige ever come back?

>>132823498
You are. I also saw Genesis with Gabriel and Ac/dc with Bon Scott. To name but a few.

>>132823770
Floyd with Barrett is the real prize.

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Am I the only one who can't psychically stand Sargon of Akkad, or whatever the fuck his name is?
I've watched 2~ of his videos and him on the Joe Rogan Podcast and he is unbearable.

For me, he is everything I hate in a person. He is everything I hope I'm the opposite of.
What? An overweight, pseudo-intellectual with an extremely oversized ego. Nothing to add. Nothing to say but recycled garbage he half-heard one time. That "know it all" personality... just unlikable.
This is most likely from him deceiving himself into believing he's doing anything at all remotely good (He isn't), or maybe it's his "fans" ever so gently stroking his ego.

He has that sickening air of "I'm so smart, I'm always right, I'm never wrong" about him.
I've met people like him and they are always the fucking same, every single time. So boring, so predictable. They are just cunts. I'd rather be in a room with a Muslim than him.

If anything, he is actually harming things anyway. It makes it easy for opposition to attack, they can simply point at him and say, "Look, this is what anti-X are like"...

Well anyway, I hope he chokes to death on semi chewed McDonald's burger pulp, the fat worthless cunt.

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>>132823727
He never left.

>>132823502
Probably poll tax if Scotland. IIRC they trialed it there first before introducing it in England - when they tried introducing it in England, riots ensued.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5o98_hia8tA

>>132823502
>I wasn't around in when Margaret Thatcher was in power but seemingly nobody approved of her but nobody explains why

Damaging privatisation, fucking over the miners, starting a meaningless war in the Falklands, completely mishandling the troubles and the god-awful poll tax are a few of reasons to despise her.

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>>132823727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYR8OXVCX2w
Hopefully not.

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>Argie deletes his Falklands thread after being given facts

Top Bantz.

>>132806441
im anglo saxon can i come home i want to retire in wales