She's sitting nowhere near Trump

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classic honeypot

>>132804232

The broke up the first families for every country in seating arrangement, right?

How is this not nothing burger?

>>132804232
You JUST KNOW

>>132804232
Putin about to hack Melanias asshole

>>132804232
When you think about it, Putin is literally the only man in the world she could trade up for compared to Trump. He is literally her final frontier of female hypergamy, the single alphaest of males.

>>132804232
Is Putin married? I've never seen a Mrs. Putin.

>>132810921
divorced

>>132810921
he was, got a couple daughters

>>132811276
>couple daughters
So he'd be a horrible hereditary monarch then.

>>132804232
Interpreting must be a stressful job even if you have a near-native level in both languages.

>>132810921
He divorced. According to rumors his girlfriend is
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alina_Kabaeva

>>132804232
>"Barron was this small when he started showing symptoms of autism just like you. I was afraid Donald would find out!"

>>132804232
luka dat rang

>>132811493
before he become president, he was an attorney (all he ever did at the KGB was push pencils), and initially declined Yeltzin's offer because he was concerned for his family's safety, considering that being Russia's leader means you'll now have a shit ton of very serious enemies. Eventually he came around and accepted, divorced, and no one knows the identity of his daughters and their families, whom he says he doesn't get to see very often. Him being president for all this time, is just how things turned out, he's no monarch.

can slavs understand each other?

>using your submissive trophy wife to get a leg up on russkies

4D CHESS

>>132812817

no lol, countries are less than 2km apart and there are 7 different, unidentical slavic languages. shit's retarded