>Invest in Tesla Inc. when global warming becomes mainstream
>Become CEO of Tesla
>Builds first electric car
>Makes billions of dollars from exploiting the global warming crisis
>Reveals plan to explore and colonize Mars
What will happen if Mars is colonized?
>Massive amounts of Earth's resources reallocated to Mars
>Mars' resources get depleted because of no natural hydrological processes
>Can't ethically let humans die
>Earth's resources must be stripped to aid Mars colony
>Earth's resources are already to scarce to sustain itself
>Battle for resources between Mars and Earth ensues
>MFW I start the actual Star Wars
He's fucking Amber Heard after she was outed for being a manipulative psycho bitch. How smart can he be?
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Johnny depp slams alcohol and beats his women. How strange