/cpd/ Lunchtime for Adam ed.

Evening, Adam.

Evening. Looks like Hamburg has quieted down, so time to get comfy.

And, it starts:
>male black selling drugs, may be on probation

>Male hispanic urinating in public

>lady beating her daughter has a knife, trying to stab her

>>132804766
The daughter or the mom?

>Male black playing with his private parts in public

>>132801228

Full sized version?

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>>132801228
>take a short break at work to cook early Adam hours bread
>already made
Thanks for getting put ahead of things, OP. See you in a few hours.

I think lunch plans is on one of the bingo cards

60 yo male black masturbating on a park bench

>>132801228
Ants

>>132807722
No worries. :) You can get the next one.

>>132807675
Whoops. Saved it out of an archived thread, didn't realize it had thumb-nailed.

>Any of my units? Anyone?
When she has to ask for a bike cop, you know she's annoyed.

how active is the zone 6 scanner?

Worth listening to since its "worst area"?

link for zone 6 needs to be updated

http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/19608/web

>>132811060
Updated in my copypasta. Not normal OP, just got the ball started tonight.

>psychotic episode

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>>132801228

Thank you for putting CPD in the title and using the copypasta, Robert. It's unfortunate that's a lot to ask these days.

We got us a shooting, boys.

>two different caliber shell casings on scene

Gunfight?

>punctured his leg climbing a fence

>>132816214
>proceeds to think that he's been shot

reeeee what is that sound?!

>>132816974
i thought it was a string of gunshots and i got excited

>>132816974
We've had that particular extended bit of noise before. I'm guessing somebody's standinh near a generator or something with an open mic.

>>132817763

Probably on a smoke break at the station.

human form upside down in water

bike stolen trying to find the nignog who stole it

>Two kids, Tetiana and Alexey, are missing from Chuck E. Cheese's
Probably slav squatting in some alley, cyka blyat

2 towtruck drivers with firearms chasing a car

kek

>Robert is flirting with dispatch

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>Watching Hamburg riots go absolutely nuts
>Remember that Chicago is like this on a daily basis

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bump for incoming Robert hours

>female black in a wheelchair panhandling with three kids

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>woman in wheelchair with three small kids with her
>harassing people for money
But why won't anyone think about the childens?!

>Mr Pink is your caller

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Real Robert Hours kickin' off early tonight.

We've got a runner.

>two or three beaners jumped out the window

>ten year old grandson kicked down her door

>>132820373
Operation repo is gonna be lit next episode

>neighbor with a pending sexual assault case against him has two minors in his swimming pool

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>>132826340

oh those silly keys.

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>>132801228

Bottleface from NYC is live talking about his assault for wearing a MAGA hat... 15 stitches.. no hate crime charge.
https://www.pscp.tv/w/1vOGwvXmaavKB

>expired to a LeBron Damien

Shieeeeeeeet

CHECK YO KEYS ALREADY

Dammit 3685.

>boyfriend is beating on the door with a gallon of vokda

>whoever stabbed him is still on the scene

Top kek

>stabbed in the groin
>cut badly

WE WUZ EUNUCHS AN SHIEET

>>132828486

It's baby making time

>walking toward the river
>threatening suicide

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>>132828486

uh oh niggers loitering

>>132829050
Don't do it male white!

>>132801228
>posts a picture for ants

full size or fuck off, jackass.

Wtf is this sound?

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>>132829151
Dude it's literally me after braving this storm.

seems slow tonight. good job robert.

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>>132830763
It's incredibly slow, everyone went fucking wild for the fourth. Literally so many people arrested for stupid shit like dumpster fires.

>>132830855
>wish I'd found this thread during the madness

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>>132830967
It was too wild man, I swear. It was the best I've heard all night. We didn't have anything close to Pennywise the nigger hiding out in stormdrains though.

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>NINE
>NINE BULLET HOLES IN THE WINDOW
>AH AH AH

>>132830855
solid copy. if they weren't torching public waste receptacles they were fucking the shit out of them. nice dilbodubbinz btw

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>>132831362
The best story I heard live was the fucking hammer sisters.

>>132831552
redpill now

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>>132831607
Two black women were in the street screaming and beating each other with hammers. I believe it was the same night that someone was putting bananas in gas tanks.

>>132831552
The dozen plus gang members fighting in the street with hatchets and machetes was pretty good too.

Good morning all! How is Chicago doing? Sorry I missed the fourth and all, but I hope it was fun nonetheless.

Does anyone know what happened to the story of the 40 gang bangers in the parking lot?

>>132831857
4th was an both a bloodbath and an inferno.

>>132831857
over a dozen wasted. 80 somthing injured. real calm tonight...relatively speaking.

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>>132801228

>>132832209
i'm sayin'

>>132831982
I'm going to lay down and listen to Robert as I sleep, but I can't believe people lit the Dumpster behind the grade school on fire...

>vehicle contains a small safe
>contains jewelry worth approximately $2500

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this thread is rather lifeless compared to chi-town PD radio tonight. everyone still recovering from the holiday weekend?

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>altercation and car broken into in the Aldi parking lot
we german ghetto blastas now

>>132832467
i think its the OP image honestly. a reading from the book of real according to robert hours will begin in appx. 45min. this thread will get abandoned before threehundo.

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>OPPA!

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Dammit Adam, not again

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>>132801228
I've been looking for Robert.

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>>132832849
I'd bake new bread now, but I'm fucking sick of thread splits and the drama whoring that comes with said splits. I've got work early tomorrow and can't stay up till real nigga hours, so I vote to just let things run their natural course tonight.
(le reddit spacing)
I'll just leave my favorite (blackout) bingo board here instead and sign out early for tonight. Stay comfy, Roberts.

Dispatch, get your shit together.

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be advised new bread in progress.
>>132836139
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>>132836139

>FULL MOON TOMORROW
FULL MOON TOMORROW
>FULL MOON TOMORROW
FULL MOON TOMORROW
>FULL MOON TOMORROW
FULL MOON TOMORROW
>FULL MOON TOMORROW
FULL MOON TOMORROW
>FULL MOON TOMORROW
FULL MOON TOMORROW

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>>132832849
Is this better?

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>>132837127
How about now?

>>132834346

This will be my card for tomorrow night. Thanks robert.

>>132837171
thx senpai

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>>132837171

evening, Roberts