PUTIN MANSPLAINS MISSILES TO MERKEL

>>132800028
>epic eye roll
Women in politics was a mistake

Shame she doesn't have a PhD in not destroying a continent.

>>132800028
Powerful.

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>>132800028

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>>132800028

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>>132800028
Fetch the hounds

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>>132800273

>>132800028
kek. its just as unprofessional for women to use their preferred aggression technique (passive) during a civil discussion as it is for men to use theirs (physical). grow up bitch.

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>>132802323
>that face

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>>132800028
>merkel says something
>putin, confused
"ah he's gonna shake his head and laugh"
>Putin, shakes head, laughs

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>>132800028
>leader of country that actually has and actively develops and tests ICBMs explains the details of ICBMs to the leader of a country that hasn't been a major military power or a serious producer of modern arms and armor in 70 years and now ranks below fucking Poland and Thailand in terms of nominal military strength yet promptly rolls her eyes like the little know-it-all bitch she is.
We should have let the Soviets finish the Germans off.

It would have been better for the rest of Europe and the US in the long run, and would have been a kinder end to the German people than 'genocide by cultural enrichment'.

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>>132800273

>>132802634
Seriously who the fuck feels threatened by a labrador?

>>132800236
this

>>132803970
An ugly old woman.

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>>132802634

>>132803970
Someone who is abnormally scared of dogs like Merkel.

Well, I could word that:
Someone like Merkel who is abnormally scared of dogs.

>>132800028
Do they teach ballistics to German Chemistry majors?

>>132800028
>PHD IN PHYSICAL CHEMISTRY
as a opposed to what type of chemistry ? im not sure where your going with this OP but your faggotry levels are dangerously high

anyways even if she knows how to cook meth it doesnt mean she understands the limitations of missile system. i mean for fucks sake for the past 4 decades america has veen pretending it could use icbm's on a target half way around the planet. pre microprocessor weapon systems and it would have to pass through the jet stream 2 times before hitting the target. fire and forget no in flight guidance. we arent talking about a tomahawk or any of that shit these things are gigantic and most of it is just holding fuel. it wasnt until 5 years ago they had the capacity to update icbm's to do what america claimed would happen in the event of thermo nuclear war because the jet streams flow changes slightly every day thanks to pressure systems and heat from the sun as the earth rotates. a 1% deviation from the first pass through the jet stream means you hit the wrong city and anything more than that you hit the wrong country

>>132800028
Bitch turns passive aggressive when man disagrees with her (you see him object)
That's what I would call adult behaviour.
The upside is that we now know that she is indeed female and not a reptile.

>>132804475
Muslims hate dogs!

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>>132804924
>as a opposed to what type of chemistry ?
<--- neck yourself you dumb faggot

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>>132800028
>Physical chemistry

All she did was measure the fluidity of reactions on a large scale and attempt to create a model which predicts it. She was your average good female student that tried hard but never went outside her comfort zone.

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>>132800028
>EBIC eye roll

>>132805279
>>132804924
Physical chemistry is the hardest though. I nearly died in quantum during undergrad

>>132800028
>Have a PHD in chemistry
>Do literally nothing involving your degree and instead be an inept shitty dictator who destroys the entire history and future of your entire race

Imagine being an actual German and having to live with the fact that you're literally living in a country full of Diederich Hesslings led by the dumbest one of all. Nothing, NOTHING could compare to Germany, not Trump if he had had Vince McMann as his VP, not Hillary Clinton, not Sanders, nothing.

And it's stunning

Why hasn't anyone read their lips yet

>>132804475

Jews like Angela Kasner don't keep pets.

>>132805446
>wtf did I just see
classic Putin

>>132800028
>SHE HAS A PHD IN PHYSICAL CHEMISTRY
And couldn't get a job because her degree was gender-based affirmative action and everyone knew it. So she went into politics instead and has initiated a genocide on her own people.

By the way, you don't learn about missiles in chemistry, you fucking retard.

>>132805276
Longest winded response only to get btfo and eyerolled kek

>>132800236
fpbp

>>132803327
/thread

>>132805488
>Physical chemistry is the hardest though.
Pffft. Whatever.

>>132804924
Lmao thanks Russia

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>>132800028
Hamburg is a multi-cultural paradise, please vacation there! Bitch needs more than missiles explained.

>>132800028
>picking a fight with the USA
>picking a fight with Russia
>picking a fight with the UK

wow this bitch really thinks she's tough shit. unlucky for her, Germany is about to collapse and 25% of their population is about to descend into poverty.

>>132805446
love this gif

>>132803970
Should have brought in an aggressive German Shepherd instead which is 10x scarier. He could have claimed he was trying to be respectful to her "German Heritage."

>>132800028
>PHD IN PHYSICAL CHEMISTRY
WHOA surely that automatically makes her a rocket expert..
>oh wait

>Explaining Missiles to the country that invented them

>>132805446
holy kek my sides

>>132805488
Her model was based entirely on measured numbers, statistics. She did include a discussion about quantum chemistry however, but I have not read it, all I know is that it wasn't of actual importance to the model itself, because it was included after the model was presented. It's possible she had interesting thoughts on it, but her actual work wasn't groundbreaking or on a level which it is often made out to be.

>>132806144
>Should have brought in an aggressive German Shepherd
Yeah but that's actually his dog Konni and they were meeting in his summer residence in Sochi. He just lets it roam about the house I imagine

>>132800028
Is it just me or are we seeing a lot of dramatic reactions from Merkel lately? I'm starting to think she's doing it on purpose for the headlines, knowing full well there's cameras taking pictures and filming every second at the G20.

>>132802634
Even the dog looks russian

>>132805446
Sure, it's funny to think he was like "wtf", but I think he clearly is avante clap here and just waited to not be the first

>>132804475
Man's best friend indeed.

>>132803970

a bitch ass papa johns pizza delivery driver.
my 9 year old golden lab (european stature) who got her ass ran the day before was resting in the shade beneath a large maple tree in my front yard.

this faggot got back in his car after he left my pizza and shit on the trunk of his car.

i use the term "his" lightly

>>132806620
>he became interested in puppers just before her visit
Now he has two and he loves them.

>>132806144
fucking this
I hope next time she goes to Russia, he brings a pack of very aggressive male German Shepherds injected with extra testosterone. Invite the world press and watch her shit herself.

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>Boris, dem tiddies...

DAMN PUTIN BLOWN THE ABSOLUTE FUCK OUT!

Also, has or had a PHD? You have to maintain that status I thought.

>>132800028
They are secretly fucking... BDSM I bet you.

>>132806805
too bad it wasn't intentionally trained to maul fat ugly feminists who destroy europe.

>>132803327
Well said anon

She's a dumb bitch for someone with a PhD... Or just a smart oppressor...

>>132807251
>>he became interested in puppers just before her visit
Not to be a buzzkill but he got it as a present 7 years before her visit.

>>132803970
A muslim

>>132803327
As much as I hate the communists, they were real men unlike these faggot cucks that control Europe now. They knew what was important and stood by their principles. I've never thought about it before, but I certainly agree now that they should have been left to rampage through Europe.

>>132806144
You know what kraut tastes are like - she probably got pooched a couple of times for stasi amusement when she was younger

>>132800236
fpbp

>>132800028
>this lanklet rage

Putin and trump are interesting and entertaining no matter where they go or what they are doing.

>she speaks russian

commie confirmed

>>132807867
this

>>132808074
Some lady, I think in Pennsylvania, fucked a dog just recently and died from being infected in her cunt with the dog's weird dick-germs

Not a good idea to fuck a dog I guess.

>>132800028
>epic
Why do people treat politics like this?

>>132808205
She was a govt spokeswoman in East Germany, methinks.

>>132800236
Fippybippy.

>>132808432
dogs have sexually transmitted cancer...

>>132802456
I lol'd

>>132800236
fipbip as usual

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>>132808432
>Not a good idea to fuck a dog I guess.

Perfect epitaph, they should carve it on her headstone

>>132803970
Muslims and people with something to hide.

>>132808205
>>132808662
They usually speak German to each other though.
Putins German is better that Merkels Russian
>but muhh PHD

>>132808602
It's our fault they say any of that.

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>>132800028
I think it's cool that they're just casually chatting about missiles and doing the hand movements.

>>132802323
>>132802634

>being afraid of a labrador

Truly inhuman.

>>132805446

> wait, he's not dead?
> WTF shitty karate demonstration is this
> I'll just applaud politely and kill them both with my bare hands later

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>>132800028
>man
>4' 5"
>over-compensates almost as much as Donny Tinyhands

>>132807352
>whips out the titties because she has no ass

Every time

>>132806247
Huh? Gottard was not german.

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>>132805974
>picking a fight with the USA
>picking a fight with Russia
>picking a fight with the UK
She just likes repeating German history.

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>>132810768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFrcl6VGrDQ

>>132804475
Dog-phobic? Thats pretty intolerant of her

>>132810768
>>132811185
The last time the Germanic peoples were somewhat respectable was during the Roman period where they were able to defend their lands against them. They've been fuck-ups ever since.

Do women realize that men explain shit to each other as a conversation piece all the time. Mansplaining isn't a thing.

>>132804640
If I was 600 lbs of honey glazed ham I'd be scared of dogs too.

>>132811552
The idea being "mansplaining" is that women can say and do whatever dumb shit they want and not be called out on it.

>>132802634
>>132802323
btw that dooddle is tapped. As in it has a fucking recording device on it and he brings it into meetings to record everything.

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>>132803327
that was put well.

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>>132800028
>Trump gives awkward handshake
THIS MAN IS A DISGRACE TO THE NATION AND IS MAKING A MOCKERY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS RUINING OUR RELATIONSHIPS

>Merkel rolls her eyes at one of the most powerful leaders in the world
YASSSSS QUEEN SLAY

>>132811552
>>132811660

Women are incredibly insecure about their intelligence, but only in comparison to men.

Around other women, intelligence is suddenly not valued at all.

>>132803970
Also she was attacked as a kid and Putin brought the dog in to intimidate her.

>>132811748
I mean there's already like 50 journalists in the room..

>>132811876
>Putin brought the dog in to intimidate her.
Doubt it. He always brings it to the meetings in his Sochi house. That's why it's famous

>>132800028
Explain to me how a PhD in Chemistry that hasnt been used in 20 years, is relevant to understanding rocketry and missile physics.

Because I'm a year away from defending my dissertation in Chemistry and I sure don't know it.

>>132811846
It's almost like leftists are hypocrites or something

>>132811922
He supposedly keeps the dog with him during meetings. Could be a bunch of mumbo jumbo, but wouldn't be surprised.

>>132812032
I'm sure he does. But this dude is also former KGB. I don't think it didn't cross his mind at least a million times "Boy, Merkel will surely of becoming scared of my Doog!"

>>132803970
satan

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>epic

>>132812296
>I don't think it didn't cross his mind at least a million times
Honestly it could be. But could also be something unplanned

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>>132806144
>fpbp

>>132812870
It's weird how shitskins can look at this animal and be absolutely terrified but a white person can look at it and think it's a beautiful if not somewhat cute pet

>>132802986
that's not how it went dummy

now show your leaf

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>>132800028
I want to make sexy in her and take ride on my face.

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>>132800028
And I see your true colors
Shining through
I see your true colors
And that's why I love you

>>132800236
Fapbap

>>132812676
Look at the smug on his face - bearing in mind he's ex kgb, so should be good at the poker face...

>>132813071
It's because we look at the face of the animal because we see it as a fellow sentient being. Niggers look at bodies because they see it a a fellow animal. That's why niggers always focus on muscle tone and why gorilla faced sheboons can still get a cunt full of AIDS on demand, they don't see faces the same way we do

>>132813424
Putin thinking
>oh shit, here we go again...

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>>132812870
Handsome animal. Pic related, kangal. Merkels wurst nightmare

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>>132800273

>>132813998
>so should be good at the poker face
exactly. It's one of the reasons I dont think he's trying to intimidate. Just looks like a man who is proud of his doggo

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>>132811846
Cuck

>>132800236
fepbep

>>132800028

i want to fuck merkel to be honest with you family

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>>132800028
TOTALLY EPIC POLITICS IS SO RADICAL DUDE

>>132800028
Can someone tell me, has politics always been covered in such a tabloid/soap opera way? Did they report eye rolls ten to twenty years ago?

>>132804475
If you're too cowardly to be around a dog maybe don't take it upon yourself to lead the entire white race?

>>132805251
Speaking of passive aggressive, how about all those people saying YAS QUEEN over her having Trump stand near the edge of the group G20 photo, while Obama got to stand next to her in the middle?

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>>132814788
Checked and me too.

>>132802323
Why do Muslims hate dogs

>>132810066
Is it "over-compensation" if it's spectacularly successful?

>>132803327
You still have nukes don't you?
Its not to late to just nuke us now.

>>132810768
At some point she's got to stop being MUH leader of the free world.

>>132800236
Fuck Merkel

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>>132811438
They had a pretty damn good run in the 17th, 18th and 19th centuries.

>>132800028
She looks concerned.

>>132804640
Dogs sense people's true nature. I'm not surprised.

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>>132800236
Fabbity pobity bepity pobity

>>132810066
ah the overcompensates meme. That brings back some good memories of the 90's.

Only insecure people give epic eye rolls.

>>132813424
Good catch

>>132800028
>listen to me when i talk to you...
>hey, I could have my men squatting on the Reichstag in a matter of hours, is that what you want?

>>132805501
Vince McMahon would be an excellent VP. Don't be a fool and confuse a wrestling character with the man.

>>132810768
Hearty keks

>>132813071
You need to respect large dogs. Give a dog a bone and witness the jaw strength. People die to dogs because they don't respect that they can crush bones to maim or kill.

I love dogs.

>>132816649
I wouldn't bother. People always think that McMahon's character is the same as the Executive. McMahon is a crazy insane success. He should have been Trump's VP.

>>132800236

>fopbop

https://youtu.be/TJyQpRfaGnw

>>132800236
FlipFlappers

>>132800028
>Just let me be wrong

>>132800236
at the very core of why women make terrible leaders -

remember when you were a kid and mom like fucking turned on your whole family when "guests" would be coming over? This is Merkle on a grand scale.

>>132803970

Is not a labrador, but a BBL

>>132817181
I see now. This is the true reason why women should not be allowed in politics. The gender division inhibits the ability of a government to function as it should, and limits discussion due to the other party's ability to cry discrimination. Fucking women...

>>132817704
kek

>>132804475
Anyone notice the dick on that thing?

>>132805276
Phyysical chemistry PhD consists of sitting in a office waiting for computers to do all work for you. It's the least creative field out there. t Chemist

>>132819953
That's a female dog...

>>132800236
>Women in politics was a mistake
I wouldn't mind that they are eligible to run as long as they couldn't vote.

>>132815817
*brip*

>>132811264
>>132811264
>>132811264

>>132819953
You can tell a leaf posted this

>>132800028
Everytime I think "jeez Trump, lets get it together" I remember that if Clinton was in office, her and Merkel would be tag teaming an express lane of refugees to the US.

>>132800236
Bfppfbbpffpbpf

>>132800236
/thread

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>>132800236

it looks like she has a PHD in sauerbraten

>>132803327
>serious producer of modern arms and armor
They are though

>>132802323
That dog must like fish

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>>132800028
Lol they thought they would rally behind wonder sexy lickable ass Wonder woman but they find themselves supporting owl grandma.

Bottom of the barrel.

>>132800028
I am pretty sure she is just looking at where his finger is pointing. Women do this all the time.

>>132827917
No they fucking aren't. Germany's weapons exports have dropped by over 80% over the last decade, and you can count the number of active arms and armor manufacturers on one hand.

>>132806144
>german shepherd
>aggressive

>>132804640
>dogs like Merkel.
I like the cut of your jib

>>132813424
>she's been gathering all the muslims to one place to gas them

>>132819953
That's a tit famalam

>>132802323
Strange behavior for a bitch. Tell me, has Merkel been spayed or is she just defective?

>>132800028
ha, if Trump rolled his eyes while speaking to Merkel they'd all be talking about how fucking horrible he is, when female hitler does it though its amazing

>>132802323
RIP Konni, you were a good boy.

>>132800236
Holy shit this

>>132821455
This

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>>132800236
Fpbp

>>132820378
pretty much this. pchem itself is pretty useless it only makes up a few concepts behind chemical engineering which is where it becomes useful.

>>132800028
They obv can't read people very well they are both on the same understanding agreeing to a failing of something.

>>132802323
This is, to as far back as I can remember, the beginning of these two's shenanigans with each other.

They really need a sitcom.

>>132800236
nigger kike

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>>132800028
Putin is explaining to her the flat earth theory. She's asking "then why do missiles curve in flight" and it cuts off in the middle of his answer..

.. me may never know

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This is now a Putin love thread

>>132800028
>Trump talks to Putin
2 VOICES WILL CALL OUT IN A SILENCE THAT ALL WILL HEAR!!

>>132800028
hey fellow germans does putin say
"nein, das iiezz nisch riechhtig"
right before she eyerolls?

what were they talking about? notice merkels flying hand gesture

bombing in syria?

>>132805446
prime minister nodding his head like SHAMEFUR DISPLAY

>>132802634

>That fucking smirk

Laughed my ass off. Fucking love Putin.

>>132805446
Putin has a black belt in sambo, which is a legit martial art. Unlike that gook shit we just saw. Of course he's gonna have that reaction.

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>>132800028
>epic eye roll

>>132804475
I don't trust anyone who doesn't like dogs.

>>132803327
/thread

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>>132800236
>Women in politics was a mistake

Somewhere.
Far out in the world.
Across all the oceans and seas.
All the lands and deserts .
All the mountains and trenches.
There is someone .
Who.
Told us so.

>>132805501
Imagine that timeline holy shit

>>132800236
flipflepflibfleb

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>>132800028
It's a sign of disgust.

>>132805488
I showed up high as a giraffe ass everyday and got a B+ without trying

You should have probably chosen a libtard degree

>>132805974
She's thinks she's hot shit.

>>132808432
Better tell Canada.

>>132800028
>putin
>can explain missiles

the only thing Putin has any knowledge of is being pleasured by small boys.

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>>132800028

>>132849637
>lard arse

Typical Italian hypocrite. May and Lagarde are not lard-asses, as if it makes them more fuckable. They're just old you dumbo!

>>132800028
People who treat Merkel like an idiot only demonstrate their ignorance of her. See, Trump's appeal is that you know he's being sincere when he says outlandish things, you know he's incapable of deep convoluted schemes despite the 4D chess meme. Merkel on the other hand speaks to the public in a manner that only the people who are actually informed on the issues she speaks of fully grasp her intent.

For example, when she stated that the UK will pay for the EU withdrawl one way or another when referencing the bill, people who understand the nuances of free trade agreements, tariffs and the political landscape know exactly what she's threatening while the uninformed think she's making empty threats.

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>>132800028

>Woman spends years in college gets masters gets phds whatever
>Still retarded

Explain

>>132813266
Poo in loo

>>132814537
Damn, Imagine the size of th knot.

>>132849876

Can i save this picture?

>>132849801

Literally everything in this comment is wrong.

> Typical Italian hypocrite.
No hypocrisy

> May and Lagarde are not lard-asses
Yes, they are.

> as if it makes them more fuckable.
reading comprehension = 0

> They're just old
No, they're also fat unfuckable lard-arses.

> you dumbo!
...

>>132800028
>ask question about missile trajectory
>get answer
>WTF FUCKING ASSHOLE

>>132800236
yep

childish passive aggressive gestures that women love are now "epic"

its over, let the end come.

>>132803327
>hasn't been a serious producer of modern arms and armor in 70 years

That's wrong, Germany is one of the biggest weapon exporter in the world.

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>>132850383
>sweden: the post

>>132803970
commie crypto-kike dykes

thats who

>>132800028
Serious question: what language do Putin and Merkel speak to each other in? They both know Russian and German.

>>132800236
Fpbp.
Rodgerism is the best ideology.

>>132805501
>Vince as VP
it would have been the best timeline

>>132850881
plot twist: english

>>132800028
Merkel ADMITTED to ruining Germany, idiot. This means she recognizes she is responsible for the rapes, the crime, the wasted billions, all of it.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/712125/Angela-Merkel-admits-regrets-open-door-migrant-policy

>>132800236
>>132800273
f+spbp

>>132800028
If she's so smart, how come Putin had to dumb it down for her?

If she's so smart, how come she's still single and ugly?

If she's so smart, how come she doesn't understand the very simple concept of pouring too much dirt into tea = not a good thing?

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>>132807352
>иди нaхyи пyтин
>idi nahui putin

>>132800028
>She's telling him in simple terms how the rocket works
>He disagrees and explains how he understands it
>She instantly scoffs and rolls her eyes
No wonder anarchists love this bitch, she acts just like an edgy preteen.

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>>132814537
>>132812870
Holy fuck their knots must be gigantic

>>132805446
>Shitty take down
>Taking eyes off enemy
>Posing mid combat
Of course Putin is wondering what the fuck is going on here. He's highly trained and former KGB. I'd be confused too.
>"That's it?"

>>132811438
>definition of barbarians
>respectable
KEK

>>132810066
>Libcuck
>smaller than his inferiority complex
>needs an assist on literally everything
>can't even fuck his own "girl" "friend"
>needs a nigger to do it but it's totally not slavery because sex is payment for services rendered

>>132800028
OK I had a chemistry teacher in highschool that was a bitch. Then a college chemistry teacher that was a bitch. I am starting to see now.

>>132850437
no, it's property of reddit

>>132814165
I'm troubled by how accurate this is.

>>132802323
>>132802634
really want to scratch that dogs ears

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>>132803970

>Dogs were bred over thousands of years to be the loyal companions of man. No other species truly communicates with each other as effectively as man and dog.

Dogs, being unable to communicate via a proper verbal language have developed a keen ability to sense human intentions.

People with ill-intent naturally fear dogs. The weak fear dogs,

Never trust someone who doesn't like dogs.

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Koni was female

>>132807352
That would probably be my reaction. Tits are tits, no matter what the context is

>>132802323
>>132802634
>merkel is scared of dogs
>muslims hate dogs
>merkel invites muslims to germany

Holy shit, is her end game to remove doggos?

>>132800028

>that title
>woman with this immaturity is leading a nation
>can't even be sophisticated with one of the world leaders and uses teenage girl gestures
>praised as being "epic" by female journalists who possibly act the same when meeting others

There really is no future. The era is over.

>>132800236
Flibblesteaks

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>>132800028

>>132855399
Shdogoha when ?

>>132808891
aww i love boxers

>>132849855
>I said nuanced, so I'm smarter than your average libcuck
>So what if every libcuck says nuanced? Stop being a nazi!
>Bitches don't know about muh tariffs
You're behaving like a child and so is LE EPIN EYEROLL Merkel.

Everyone knows what she's insinuating. It's the pettiness to not let go that has people upset with her. Why can't she just let Britain leave the EU, if they so totally don't need them? She's full of shit and everyone knows it. I think you, despite your pseudo-intellectual liberal confidence, know it as well.

>Demands air craft carriers
>Sh-she totally doesn't mean direct payment, guys. She... she means like through sneaky things. Things that I- uh, things that YOU don't understand!
>She's just way too smart! She has a PhD or some shit!
And she's ignoring her people as they are raped and killed by her beloved mudslimes. I don't care how "smart" she is. She's a fucking cunt.

>>132855700
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, CAN WE GO ONE GODDAMN DAY WITHOUT DISSECTING EVERY FUCKING THING
>His steak
>His ice cream
>His music choice
>What sexual position he enjoys the most
FUCKING STOP

THIS IS MY REE. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS REE IS MINE.

>>132856284
It's Sky News though. It's a CNN clone

>>132800028
>would you stop?
>no
>*eye rolls*

>>132800028
just came into this thread to call you a nigger

>>132856777
>>132800028
i got trips too you fucking faggot
proving how much of a nigger you are

>>132800028
What were they talking about btw? Any lip-readers here?

>>132800028
>le EPIC
can this meme die

>>132813424
>this is how we heil

>>132800028
>SHE HAS A PHD IN PHYSICAL CHEMISTRY

this means nothing

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>>132800273
Murrican bruh, what are you talking about?
Your country is barely 50% white, you are the epitome of immigration / multi-culti..
Seriously what are you talking about, mong bruh?

>>132800028
This is retarded, it looks like they're both talking about the same thing. She wouldnt roll her eyes right in his face anyway, especially considering what she wants to get out of the G20. Normies have literally no clue and spam downie memes about MUH BODY LANGUAGE instead since they do not understand the context of anything.

>>132856811
you dont have trips son

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>>132849801
dude this guy was the master at fucking loads of bitches you can only dream about. I think he's in his right to call Merkel a lard ass.

>>132857516
>those 3 7s at the end of you post are not proof of trips

>>132800028
no kids. lesbian. destroyer of nation. very old (probably dies soon).
w-w-what a g--g-great and inspiring leader you got krauts.
she is as uninspiring and degenerate as hitler was NOT aryan.
they actually voted this childless pig in as their leader.

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>>132800236
She can't be threatened if she already hates her own country.

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Merkel couldn't even find Germany on the Map.
Seriously, that's not a joke, she couldn't find it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsJ9q2P_pCU

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>>132857228
t. assblasted Kraut

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>>132858262
Why do you suck murrican cock bruh?

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>>132800028
>SHE HAS A PHD
What's agreeableness, how prevalent is it in women, and how does it affect their school grades.

>>132800236
Second.

>>132854043
t. Fat ass who never goes out running

Some dogs are assholes. Although I do generally agree with you.

>>132808023
They were fucking animals you dumbass faggot.
Kill yourself

>>132850784
>in the world
Yeah obviously they are one of the ones on earth. Being ranked last is still one of them I suppose.

>>132851140
it's a ploy, look goys i learned my lesson so vote for me

>>132800236
Flimflap

>>132800028
doesn't know how to deploy my missile

>>132813424
wrong arm up ffs

>>132855495
There is a future anon, a 3 step plan.

1. Nuke cuck countries
2. Roll in and put cuck population into internment camps
3. Beat the common sense into them, some retards NEED to be oppressed.

>>132800236
Furbie purbie.

>>132803970
muslims.
remember dogs are haram.