Jesus is a socialist, biggots.

Jesus isn't real dude. I don't believe in religion homo

If Jesus had spent any time around niggers he would not have died for our sins

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>>132793401
>tfw Christian anarchists have to rely on poor understanding of scripture to justify their commie positions

Yeah, and look how protestantism turned out for Christians. The suicide cult to end all suicide cults. Catholicism brought structure and pride to it, before it was polluted too.

>>132793891
sorry that the pope agrees with us newfag... welcome to 2017

Yeah, but conservatives are fucking cucks, of course they worship a jew on a stick. Martin Luther gave birth to what became the modern progressive movement.
Men are not created equal.

>>132793401
If god was a socialist then god would never t have given us absolute freedom

>>132793859
>>132793701

can you guys just start signing all of your posts as like:

"white trash reporting in"

or something like that.... kthanks

>>132793401
No, no he wasn't a socialist.

>>132794719
not an argument

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>>132794202
I hope you starve to death while slowly realizing what the cancer you fight so hard for has done to the world around you.

>>132793401
Karl Marx was not a person of color.
Every Leftists Hate.

>>132794931
Ok, show me the verses where Christ advocated the state owning the means of production? I'll wait.

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>>132795107
Doesn't PoC just mean non-white? Jews are not white.

>>132793401
Implying your imaginary friend ever existed

>>132795089
>posts picture of dictator
americuck

>>132794605
IKR? At least you have the courtesy to leave your /leftypol/ signature over your Canadian flag.

>>132795377
I simply dont have time to educate you my child... I suggest you attend one of our Marxist Universities and make an attempt at educating yourself.... you could also just continue to exist as a limp dick reactionary... and in that case just use your god gifted magic computer box to google the word lumpenproletariat

>>132795666
Fuck off, Satan.

>>132794476
Shut up you America hating faggot.

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>>132793401
Jesus was:

>a bleeding heart
"if any would not work, neither should he eat."
2 Thessalonians 3:10

>long-haired
"Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?"
1 Corinthians 11:14

>peace-loving
"And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean. And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God."
Revelation 19:14-15

>liberal
"Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire"
Jude 1:7

>freak
Jesus was sinless.

>strange ideas
The Word of God is not strange.

>>132795993
Not an argument :^)

Leftards are anti-establishment and love peace now?

>>132793401
Jesus isn't a message about politics it is about the soul. Also Jesus was literally the son of God in the story so he is nothing like a hippie because he actually is enlightened and possesses magic powers.

>>132793401
No, Jesus was a Libertarian. He preached voluntary donations, not governments stealing from you and giving to the poor.

>>132796107
this

>>132796376
Not even close. Have you guys read the thing? Or just quotes your pastor fucked into you?

>>132796515
Read your Bible.

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>>132793401

>>132796291

taxes are voluntary btw

>>132796291
he believed in the free market... fuck off summerfag

>>132796291
He supported taxes. Just not that they necessarily go to poor people.

>>132796732
I opened this thread just to see this picture

>>132793401
so, he was in favor of violating the 6th (killing) and 8th (stealing) commandments?
I find that dubious....

>>132796701
25 “Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more than food, and the body more than clothes? 26 Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they? 27 Can any one of you by worrying add a single hour to your life[a]?

28 “And why do you worry about clothes? See how the flowers of the field grow. They do not labor or spin. 29 Yet I tell you that not even Solomon in all his splendor was dressed like one of these. 30 If that is how God clothes the grass of the field, which is here today and tomorrow is thrown into the fire, will he not much more clothe you—you of little faith? 31 So do not worry, saying, ‘What shall we eat?’ or ‘What shall we drink?’ or ‘What shall we wear?’ 32 For the pagans run after all these things, and your heavenly Father knows that you need them. 33 But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well. 34 Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own."

>>132793401
Jesus wasn't anti-establishment as shown in Matthew 22:15-22. He does not tell his followers to overthrow governments. He did advocate for individuals to be charitable. He did not say that it was okay to force others to give to the poor for you. Socialism is forcing others to do things for you irregardless of their will.

>>132796827
That is why you can go to jail for failing to pay them. Totally voluntary.

>>132793401
No Jesus is a Monarch and he's coming back with a sword
He also got pissed and whipped the shit out the money changing globalists

>>132797642

>violating the law means you go to jail

no shit?

taxes are still voluntary

>>132793401
Jesus would hate socialists and the left, because what the left essentially wants to do is supplant God's role as the caretakers of mankind through government.

>>132797335
>quoting a heretical bible translation

of course I agree with every word of matthew 6, always seek god before material things.

>>132793401
You're right. He was a creation by the Jews to destroy western civilization.

>>132793401
You know stop judging Jesus man...
Hey, if he were that hippy guy on the port there in the faros wheel section on GTA V He'd be the only hope left.. Just sayin, if u play that sick game go at least heck out the Jesus NPC at least there someone could think a little clearer than the rest of the content in the game now.


Damn.....

>>132796107
What about Samson? He was not allowed to cut his hair because he was commanded by God not to. Furthermore, wasn't it a Nazarene tradition to never cut your hair? Are you cherry picking?

>>132794040
>structure and pride
>indulgences, witch trials, pedo cover ups
protestants are just as bad but thats only because they are staffed by people, just like catholics.

>>132793401
>le sharing is the same as stealing at gun point meme

>>132793401
Liberal means degeneracy. Degeneracy is a form of decay. Decay is destruction/illness.
How can he be the Lord of Death when He's the Lord of Life?
Also,
Praise Ahura Mazda

>>132798157
Heretical? Ah yes, I have the original manuscript right here. Good thing I know Hebrew.

>>132798377
Yes, God commands all sorts of particular things for particular people in the bible, like how on 1 or 2 occasions god commands the creation of "graven images".

Just because something happens in the bible or because it's a nazarene tradition doesn't make it right. the bible is clear the men should have short hair and women long hair (for her long hair is her veil, and is a blessing unto her).

>>132795993
There is no section where Jesus says "seize the means of production". Maybe you should get a real education before opening your big mouth.

>>132793401
>politicizing Jesus
Pretty low.

>>132796107
>"if any would not work, neither should he eat."

Didn't the commies say the same thing?

>>132793401

Good thing christianity isnt a political system. Point is irrelevant, you can be charitable and help people and also love capitalism.

>>132798911
Kind of, "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need"

>>132798911
Jesus was against socialism.

>>132798677
Yeah, but Jesus was a Nazarene, therefore he had long hair.

>>132793401
THOU
SHALL
NOT
COVET

Don't forget he also wasn't white

>>132799182
Oh yeah I remember that part in the Bible.

>>132793401
>everything conservatives hate

Yet somehow, it's the liberals who hate him.

>>132799075
Isn't that too in the bible?
>>132799182
Doubtful all things considered

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>>132799183
jesus was sinless, therefore he had not long hair. he followed the will of god, not of man.

>>132793401
He was also an anti-semite who told Jews they were going to hell and whipped the fuck out of them. So he's sort of everything liberals hate, but liberals are (((atheists))) so it's irrelevant anyway and besides tha-

>anti-establishment
>Conservatives hate
>implying liberals are anti-establishment in any way shape or form

Never mind. Sage.

>>132798911
>Didn't the commies say the same thing?
Christian god is a omniscient being that knows what is better for us.

So he knows what he need?

God think we should follow what he do because he is omniscient and so following him so equals to doing the right thing, not because "hey follow me"

>>132793401
>Jesus was a socialist, that's why His followers called themselves Christians.
>Jesus was a socialist, that's why He went around killing merchants, punching Romans, and taxing people to pay for welfare projects.
Just curious, but are you (((guys))) even required to study the Bible before you try to criticize it or warp its original meaning? Pathetic attempts, truly. Up your game.

>>132796291
Taxes are voluntary and not theft.

>>132798677
>for her long hair is her veil, and is a blessing unto her
That's because women lack what men have (men do grow more hair) since they came from men. Long hair in women is a symbol, a reminder of God's creation; however, the devil corrupts so long hair is seen now as a narcissistic trait

>>132799485
No, that's is a quote from Marx. https://simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/From_each_according_to_his_ability,_to_each_according_to_his_need

>>132799601
I know that Jesus was sinless, and the son of God, but he was also a man. He lived as man did, he would have been a heretic if he cut his hair. Also, your view of Matthew 6 lacks conviction, are you reading the words? Or remebering the interpretation given to you by priests who long forgot how to think.

>>132795089
Why do you guys glorify a CIA installed dictator?

who cares ? Jesus was a retard , greek philosophers who came years before him were much enlightened than him

>>132800991
Name three without looking them up.

>>132800660
What about Act 11:29 and Acts 4:35?

>>132801100
Socrates , Plato , Aristotle

>>132800660
>priests
you clearly haven't read the bible nor care. according to the bible, we are all priests as believers in Christ. Are you referring to a pastor, perhaps?

of course i'm reading the words, and of course he who follows christ is provided with the necessities of life. the chapter is pretty clear.

>>132800836
The coup was voted in by parliament after allende destroyed the country and turned it into a dictatorship.

>>132793401
Jesus is literally none of those things.

>>132801102
They're close, but I don't think that's where Marx got the idea.

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>>132793701

the constitution and bill of rights was based off the Torah, and the New testament. the people who made your flag are firm believers in the bible.


>>132794202
>>132794040

>ignoring the fact the catholic church goes against every letter of the bible, and is the literal whore of Babylon. the Protestant church is the daughter of the whore of babylon, the same way Jezebel has a daughter.

>pride to it, before it was polluted too.
>catholics know nothing of how disgusting pride is.

>>132801230
I meant what I said and knew what I meant.

>>132793401
He wasn't any of that you fucking kike.

>>132801336
A coup was attempted before the vote took place, parliament was surrounded by an armoured regiment

>>132793401
>Jesus Christ was a liberal 2000 years ago
>Good liberal ideas are being upheld
>They are 2000 years old
>Therefore, it is called "Conservatism"

I hope I could help you with your mental disorder, faggot.

>>132798730
not an argument... why don't you make like a tree and leaf

>>132794202
i follow the bible, not the (((pope)))

>>132801102
Acts 11 is about famine, anon.

>>132802173
You have yet to refute anything, commie. Chapter and verse, cough it up.

>>132801230
Although I do regret taking such a hostile tone. You seem like a good enough Christian.

>>132793401

Everybody know New Testament is Liberal and Old Testament is Conservative.

Only really fucking dumb fuck Conservatives would believe otherwise. It's not like any Trumpcuck dumb fucks on this board are getting into heaven anyway.

>>132793401
Okay. Fuck Jesus.

Everything good about Christianity came from the pre-Christian pagan traditions it absorbed during the fall of Rome.

>>132793401

It's always really cute when the same people who hate Jesus try to tell those who love him "what he was really like".

Too bad you'll be burning in the fiery lakes of Hell for all eternity while I'm livin' the good life far above, but don't worry, you'll have all other leftists, kikes and commiefags there to keep you company.

God is good!

>>132793401
these days we're the ones with anti establishment and strange ideas

i bet jesus would be a /pol/ack no fucking doubt

>>132801102
Acts 4:35
They have no need for the flesh because they are with the spirit and the spirit supplies

>>132794605
>communist
>defending the opiate of the masses

>>132798030
You're forced to pay taxes or you'll be punished. If taxes were voluntary, you wouldn't be punished if you didn't pay them.

>>132793401

Jesus was a Jew.

You stupid yankee bastard.

>>132801555
Except Hammurabi's Code from ~1754 BC predates the earliest Old Testament fragments by 300 years and is the basis for pretty much every judicial system from that region.

>>132802933
Futhermore:
You're forced to registrate or you'll be punished. If registration were voluntary, I wouldn't be deported if you didn't register.

>>132799183

Nazarene =/= Nazarite

>>132802933

are you forced to be here? if you were, then you might have a point

Didn't Jesus say to keep the commandments, which included "thou shalt not steal"?

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>>132793401
True

>>132804051
Are you forced to life?

>>132793401
he was not socialist in any way or form, he was specific in saying who he came for, and those only.

>>132802357
Pretty fitting for the communist setting

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>>132793701
>Dont believe in religion
Ok. But people do, so therefore it still exists in the world.

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>>132793401
>Jesus was a commie

Except Jesus did good in this world, while communism/socialism had done no good whatsoever
Also saying such a thing about our Lord and savior is blasphemy
>anti establishment
Give to to the Cesar what belongs to cesar

>>132804627
Except Communist Settings don't fit with it

>>132799557
thank you anon

>>132800087
jeaus did kill (((merchants))), he kicked them out of a temple

>>132803930
"It is believed that it was a common practice for many if not all new believers in the Messiah to take the vow of the Nazarite. It all makes perfect sense being as the Scripture indicates that Yahshua himself was a Nazarite and the Scripture says that we ought to walk just as He walked."
http://www.nazarite.net/answer-23.html

Yeah you're right, I got a little mixed up.

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http://www.bibleprobe.com/buddhatoldofjesus.htm
http://www.bibleprobe.com/backfromthedead.htm

>>132803304
so are you going to tell me the founding fathers have a full transcript of Hammurabi's Code? and that they didn't base the constitution and bill of rights from the Torah and New Testament?

>>132793401
at least try if you're gonna bait

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yes-hu-a was a psyop created by the romish occupiers of jerusalem to pacify the rebellious peoples of the region; based on the ancient "hu" diety.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcPUgFjV0i4

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>>132794202
You follow the guys who have pedo orgies with drugs?

That's not the teachings of Jesus

>>132794202
Proddies are God's true chosen people. Fuck the pope

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>>132808196
>Have more money and power than you know what to do with

>Not fucking a ripe selected 14 year old from the black market up the ass on LSD-25 as she holds on to the pulpit and then screaming your most heartfelt and pure HALLELUJAH at the top of your lungs at orgasm

I would definitely attend that sermon.

>>132794931

Neither was the statement of the OP.

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>>132793401

Pic related summarizes this entire thread.

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>>132793401
too bad you and your kind don't believe in jesus, karl.

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>>132807929
>a book that deals in the creation and destruction of the roman empire several hundred years in advance (as well as the persian, greek, and babylonian empires) was a psy-op

???

jesus christ is actually in the hindu scriptures

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>>132801555
>the constitution and the bill of rights was based off the Torah and New Testament

>>132793401
6 “But his lord answered and said to him, ‘You wicked and lazy servant, you knew that I reap where I have not sown, and gather where I have not scattered seed. 27 So you ought to have deposited my money with the bankers, and at my coming I would have received back my own with interest. 28 Therefore take the talent from him, and give it to him who has ten talents.

29 ‘For to everyone who has, more will be given, and he will have abundance; but from him who does not have, even what he has will be taken away. 30 And cast the unprofitable servant into the outer darkness. There will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.’

>unprofitable

>>132814457
i mean it actually kind of is, the founding fathers designed the laws of the US based around the bible.

this is why we have laws against incest and beastiality.