If you had a time machine what would you do ?

Travel back in time. Maybe even forwards. The possibilities are endless really.

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>>132778849

Force Santa Anna to accept the first offer of the Gadsden purchase.

>>132778849
Murdering spree throughout history. No Jew, Marxist, or nigger will be left alive.

win the lottery (for a bit)

then prob go back to when the Slavs lived in tribes and give them advanced technology

i wouldn't really want to go to the future, it would either be
- a wasteland from a world war
- a degenerate shithole full of niggers
- a NWO where timetravellers are criminals
- or god forbid the same cold-ish war we've been having for generation now

i mean exploring alien worlds is cool and all... i might decide to hop on that eventually

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Write the diary of Anne Frank before Anne Frank wrote The Diary of Anne Frank.

>>132779811
oh btw if you have timetravel you in theory also have a teleportation machine (if you believe that jew OneStone and the research he stole)

>>132778849
I'd "fuck" her if you know what I mean.

>>132778849
Kill Immanuel Kant.

>>132779636
If I still have juice in my time machine I'd do this too

Try to convince the Kaiser NOT to go through Belgium

>>132778849
tell hitler not to waste his time with the camps.

>>132778849
Tell Hitler to not invade Russia; EVER, and instead forge a stronger alliance vs the allied forces with Russia.

>>132779981
this.
but i will call it mein kampf

Kill Muhammad.
Kill Genghis Khan.

>>132778849
I would became jew which could me help became rich and powerfull and also i would try destroy Germany.

>>132778849
Go back in time and molest little girls and rape white women

Go back in time to get lost in Hitler's beautiful fucking eyes

>>132778849
Kill Muhammed before he creates islam and thereby islam itself

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>>132780473
>Kill Genghis Khan.
>killing the greatest Finn in history

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Tell jeb the nuclear codes

Help the Nazies find her before she started writing that god awful journal. Also will probably give them plans for a modern day nuke, like if I am smart enough to make a time machine I can probably make a 100 megaton nuke.

>>132780473
>killing the greatest kebab removalist of all time
why?

>>132780952
I don't think it works that way. It would take the Germans some time to reverse engineer it.

Kill whomever was instrumental in the creation of christianity.

>>132778849
Rescue Annie Frank.

>>132778849
I'd tell the muricans to pick their own cotton, it's not worth it.
Then I'd assassinate the rothchilds, mohammed, tony blair and tell the leaders of britain to never give independence as it'll ruin the world

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>>132780952
>she started writing that god awful journal.
>implying she wrote it

>>132778849
make sure the loyalists win the french revolution. if the russian revolution still occurs, help the white army win. kill the rothschilds. help hitler win if ww2 still somehow happens.

I would rather have a portal gun to other dimensions Rick and Morty style. Infinite possibilities as opposed to the finite possibilities with a time machine.

>>132781270
Kill this guy first

>>132780822
This. My answer.

>>132780093
What's wrong with Kant?

>win lottery, spend entire winnings gambling on trump election from day of his announcement.
>collect billions
>buy fortress somewhere i wont be bothered by niggers (tbd)
>chill for a few decades not caring what's going on unless it affects me personally
>when i've had enough i'll use the machine again to go stomp on a prehistoric butterfly and make humans retarded

>>132778849
Sink every single African slave ship that ever made its way to America and inscribe in the American constitution racial quotas, no fault divorce and protections against violent and corrupt religions, privately owned central banks, socialism and the formation of political parties.

>>132778849
The year, 1847. The goal, kill Marx and Engels while they are writing the manifesto. Torch everything to leave no trace, then it's time to firebomb some anarchists.

>>132780059
what did he mean by this?

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Hilly was perfect!

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PERFECT

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>>132783129
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THIS __________

>>132780093
Document and expose the Holohoax...or try to make it actually happen. Somehow or other, track down the authors of The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

>>132783594
...Oh! Another-- brutally kill Mayer Amschel Rothschild before he has a chance to kike his way to riches

>>132778849
I'd bring her a tombo or a G2 instead of some shitty little Bic like what her cheap-ass dad gave her

>>132778849
Go back to the beginning of WW2 and give Hitler the plans for nukes

Tell Joseph McCarthy he's the right idea but that he needs to be focusing on academia instead of Hollywood.

>>132779636
actually you only have to do a surgical strike for this
and stop the khazar empire from becoming jewish

>>132778849
I would win lotteries and then set up nuclear power in the 1970s, I would outmyself as gay and try to sway the gay movement to be less faggotry and more "we're just like you"

>>132784242
Not as fun

>>132778849
I'd get rich by betting on Football and baseball and cricket.

Find a 10/10 qt, fug her.
Die in riches.

>>132778849

fuck ane frank in the ass

>>132781034
No kebab to remove if Muhammad never founded Islam.

>>132784413
but it's probably the most effective way to stop them all

>>132778849
Write down the cryptos with the biggest gains. Travel back
Ride the waves and buy the dips
Become rich

>>132778849
Shoot Alexander Hamilton before the construction of the National Bank, and tell George Washington that the Jews will ruin his country in as little as 300 years. Ban them.

>>132778849
kill all human ancestors

>>132784050
this

>>132778849
nothing because everything i do in the past that changes me will keep me from getting the time machine in the first place. I'd be stuck with traveling forward in time

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I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was a beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman whose light was snuffed out far too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

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You dream of the beautiful face you have found in this place. So soft and sweet.

One day you will both die and your ashes will fly from an aeroplane over the sea.
But for now you are young and all you want is lay in the sun, and count every beautiful thing you can see. Love to be in the arms of all you’re keeping here with you.

What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen in a blink of an eye

>>132778849
stain her mountaintops with semen

>>132778849
Save her life! And shoot Hitler!
#neveragain
#resist!

>>132785246

Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.

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You look at the newborn now lying on the floor and see that it is a boy. You have a son. Perfect, perfect in every way. He begins to stir and you realize he’s about to cry. After all that’s happened, you don’t to given away to the Germans from the wails of a newborn. You gently lift him up and place him on Anne’s semen stained mountaintops. The baby quickly finds the breast is soon sucking happily. Semen, blood, amniotic fluid, breastmilk all mix and fill the air with a strange scent that while repulsive, is also extremely arousing. You can’t resist the urge anymore. Your mouth land on top of Anne’s opposite breast, sucking first your own cum, but then her tasty milk. You look into her eyes, she’s somewhat annoyed, but too exhaust to really care. A gust of wind coming from a hole in the wall blows through, cooling both of your sweat-drenched bodies, but also disturbing the little one. You’re afraid he’ll start shivering. You look around the dusty attic for something to keep the baby warm. You settle on Anne’s fur winter jacket, having sat unused for the past two years. You know Anne will definitely not be happy that you ruined her favorite coat, but it’s for the best. She hasn’t been able to fit in it for the past nine months anyway. You carefully wrap your little one in the coat and hand him to an exhausted Anne, she continues to quietly feed him. You notice the dead silence for the first time, not even the other occupants of the Annex, mere feet away in the next room, were roused. You feel a sense of relief. You’re safe, for the moment at least. Eventually you curl up next to her quietly and begin to doze off. Your secret sleeps in winter clothes. Tomorrow, you can find a way to explain the night’s events to your parents and hope they don’t kill each other. You can somehow find a way to get your little bundle of joy to safety. But tonight, you just rest, your first night as a family.

>>132778849

Print out a strategy guide for WW2 essentially. I'd give Hitler locations on all allied forces, who spies were, locations on fleets of carriers, destroyers, gunners, times/dates for everything. I'd also have videos on my phone to show him he's being a retard by befriending the Arabs/Muslims and they need to be eradicated. I'd also give his engineering team(s) schematics on nuclear warhead design.

>>132785128
>learn what each other's bodies were for.
I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIst

>>132785413

Oh god, just thinking about this is making me rock hard. The hardest I’ve ever gotten. Oh, I think I’m gonna… I’m gonna-

*Cums in Diary*

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>>132785307
what the hell is wrong with you

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>>132778849
Give nuclear secrets to Hitler.

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>>132778849
Report this little whuar for hiding in the rafters

>>132778849
That bit in the diary where she talks about discovering her inner labia is amazing. It got me so stiff and woody it was unbelievable I almost made it to five inches. Praise Trump

>>132778849
go forward far enough to get a memory erasing flashlight then go back to 1750ish and just live my life.

>>132779042
fpbp

>>132784242
can you put more words around this sounds interesting but never heard it before and the wiki is dense af

>>132778849
Remove Marx and malthus.

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>>132778849
I'd find a way to speak with Hitler and teach his scientists how to make a basic gun style nuclear bomb under the condition that he uses it to wipe Russia and the entire African continent off the face of the Earth. I'd also ask for a job and some money to become a computer scientist. I know how to set up a clean room and use lasers to etch silicon. I'd create simple computers capable of hardware backed encryption that would be impossible to break using the Allied computers at the time.

As a software engineer who understands a lot of hardware technologies, I would bring all of our best technology back in time to the Third Reich.

Kill Hitler before the invasion of Russia so that the Germany army could do what needed to be without getting cucked by Hitler. And hopefully the whole "genocide the slavs" would be thrown out.

>>132778849
Go back and buy bitcoin 100000 BTC at 0.1

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>>132785799
well most genetic jewish people are descendents of the khazar people

if they never turned jewish nobody would have given a fuck about them and they'd just be like gypsies

the ruler asked for a muslim, christian and jew to come so he could decide what faith to follow
it became jewish, so if this event is stopped...

I heard she got really baked at camp in the 40s. Any truth to this?

>>132785501
>he hasn't been exposed to /mu/'s magnum opus

>>132778849
My ma

>>132785128
>I lean over in our bliss, my lips getting closer to her, skin quivering in excitement

>I whisper to her

>"Hitler did nothing wrong"

>>132779981
anne frank didnt write the diary of anne frank

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>>132778849

Give General Robert E. Lee photocopies of McClellan's plans for the Peninsula Campaign as well as detailed weather forecasts for the whole summer and winter of that year. Also tell him that Glendale and Malvern Hill have to be captured at any cost to prevent McClellan from escaping back across the James River. The result, the Army of Potomac is destroyed on the banks of the James and Lee is free to move against Washington DC in force. Leading to a Confederate victory and the entire chain of events that lead to the Holocaust and Anne Frank's death being before they can begin.

>>132778849

I would do everything I could to provide information to Help the Germans win in WW2. I would also encourage fostering and alliance between Germany, England, and the USA. And tell Hitler for the love of Christ don't go into Russia, at least not during ducking WW2. I figure telling Hitler and the other world leaders about future events would be enough to prove to them that I'm from the future. Then I can tell them about what the blacks, arabs, chinks are doing now in the future. How our women are being subverted. How architecture and music and art in general is going to shit. Etc.

>>132781429
Ball point pen

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>>132785501

Well as NBF once pointed out. You MemeSocs did cause this pasta to exist by killing her.

Where the Hell is he anyway?

>>132785590

Now imagine that labia being stretched open to its limit as she pushes the baby thorough it, desperately using every spare ounce of strength to try and avoid screaming and alerting the Germans to her presence.

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>>132785471

Damn, you beat me to it.

>>132778849
Pull out of your mom

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>>132778849

A thought experiment?
Here you go:
"Theoretically, presupposing you could evade the time police and get past the Great Wall(s) of Time's guards: Go back to the beginning of the universe, only to find out in your last moments alive that the matter and subsequent universal space & time matrix came from the time machine exploding or imploding (or both) due to impossibility errors in the (pre)void. Bootstrap paradox reality itself. Someone's gotta do it (or not)."

Also, "World of Tomorrow" is (subjectively) worth a watch.

>>132784266
I'd bring anti-retroviral medicine while I'm at it. That way the nihilism of HIV contraction doesn't spew degeneracy. They'll freak out, implement preventative measures and set a good example.

>>132780371
BANG
and slaughter the anglos at dunkirk, because churchill never wanted peace like hitler.

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>>132778849

>I can't wait till the Nazis have been defeated Anon. I so look forward to us raising our child together~

What do?

>>132779500
LOL, still murrica would be doomed to become mexican and brown as fuck! not even trump (zionist puppet, just like killary) will save you assholes... you're property of israhell!... fuck you burger!!! LOL)OLOL)OL!

>>132789864
>Nazis
>defeated
>when I have a time machine
Think again, Fräulein.

I'd bring horses and chickens and as much of my nuclear engineering curriculum as I can carry with me to Mesoamerica and stay long enough to establish schools. Make America Great before Europe even gets to it.

>>132778849
Stop chattel slavery. In the long run, it would be better for both whites and blacks.

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>>132790319

John C. Calhoun actually opposed the Mexican-American War for this very reason

>I know further, sir, that we have never dreamt of incorporating into our Union any but the Caucasian race—the free white race. To incorporate Mexico, would be the very first instance of the kind of incorporating an Indian race; for more than half of the Mexicans are Indians, and the other is composed chiefly of mixed tribes. I protest against such a union as that! Ours, sir, is the Government of a white race. The greatest misfortunes of Spanish America are to be traced to the fatal error of placing these colored races on an equality with the white race. That error destroyed the social arrangement which formed the basis of society. The Portuguese and ourselves have escaped—the Portuguese at least to some extent—and we are the only people on this continent which have made revolutions without being followed by anarchy. And yet it is professed and talked about to erect these Mexicans into a Territorial Government, and place them on an equality with the people of the United States. I protest utterly against such a project.

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>>132786200

To a crisp.

Tell ceasar to muster his most loyal legon and that he must kill every senator quickly and now. Then spend the rest of my life as a legates reforming the roman military to use more modern techniques and maybe weapons. Commit genocide upon those who fail the spanish blue vein test. And spend my free time trying to find a perfect way of passing power from emperor to emperor for the long term stability of rome.

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>>132789864

>this guy again

You already know what I have to say on the matter

>>132790705

>not using your knowledge of Hitler's plans to blunt the Blitzkrieg by giving the Allies advanced warning of German intentions and order of battle down to the regiment, thereby saving Anne by preventing the conquest of the Netherlands

fag

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>>132791215

Good idea, we could've saved the world a lot of trouble with that.