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1 IN EVERY 3 WOMEN

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Makes being a 23 virgin a little more bearable to read this
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>>132778786
well shit, I guess no sex for me haha
w-what an inconvenience h-haha
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>>132779476

this.
35 virgin doesnt feel so bad anymore.
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>me and gf have been with each other for fucking ever
>never had sex with anyone else
>never have to worry about this shit
whores blown the fuck out
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>>132778786
Forst zika and now this, heterocucks btfo forever
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>>132779739
>*dies of AIDS*
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>>132779739
Zika and super G, women are literally bad clams
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>>132779720
Until she fucks Tyrone behind your back and gives you herpes
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>>132779720
You can pass certain STDs through poorly washed eating utensils and toilet seats.
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>>132779476
Whu dont you just rape white women like i do
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>>132779792
>dies of aids
Stellar burger education again. AIDS doesn't kill you. AIDS just opens the door for other things to kill you, like all immune system suppressants.
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>>132779720

Do you have kids? Maybe you are sterile from the clamydia she gave you
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>>132780037
>toilet seats
Why i never want to shit anywhere except the comfort of my own home
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If you eat the box you get the pox.
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>>132780135
So liberal immigration policy
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>>132780234

Unless you're severely immunocompromised and / or have a gaping sore right where you come in contact with the seat, you can't get an STD by sitting on a toilet seat.
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>having sex with 3D women
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> a decline in condom use

why are people so dumb?

>meet total stranger
>hours later have sex with the person
>decline use of protection
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>>132780405
Vaginas are horrible things and only faggots go down on women...
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>>132778786

>Bug seekers and Heterosexual males each face mortal danger from their kinks
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Blowjobs are degenerate.
Marry a conservative woman and creampie her pussy every night.
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>>132778786
wheres the one in three from?
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>>132778786
thankfully I'm not a degenerate who has oral sex
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>>132779641
Fellow warlock.
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>>132778786

Why is no one talking about the cesspool that women's vaginas have become?
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Germs. Crawling everywhere. Filthy. FILTHY
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>>132780554
also, slobbering all over someone's genitals/rectum hours after meeting them. damn.
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>>132780483

Unfortunately for me (and you) I have dozens of gaping puss laden sores all over my ass cheeks.
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jeez >>132779792
you really walked into >>132780135 that one

please dont judge all of us off of this one underage summerfag, he was probably homeschooled
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Are men or women more at risk for contracting?
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>>132780037
This my gf got a UTI from a public toilet.
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>>132778786
Note how the girl is BLONDE and how the guy is DARK-BEARDED
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>>132780860

https://www.iherb.com/pr/American-Biotech-Labs-ASAP-365-Silver-Gel-Ultimate-Skin-Body-Care-4-fl-oz-118-ml/16680
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>>132778786
>Have pre-marital sex
>Get STDs
AHAHAHAHAHA
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>>132779720
im sure you'll get something from her eventually,
women cant help themselves to not cheat.

your urethra blown the fuck out
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>>132781018
thats just what she told you
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>>132780114
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>>132779609
>implying anyone here is out fugging roasties.
The beautiful ones will survive their celibacy
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>>132780037
Yep. Lots of people get herpes from sharing cups or mistakenly taking a solo cup from another person at a party. Used to go to parties where girls with herp were forced to label their cups
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>>132781054
You mad snow boy?
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>>132781018
praying for that you're just baiting
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>>132779476
hah this 39 virgin feeling good
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>>132781018
cück
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>>132781018
kek, if you want to believe that cuckboy.
irl she probably got an UTI from being fucked too hard by some gentleman who isn't you. she's tired of you shitposting on pol all the time so she found herself a real man.
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>>132779476

>be me
>22 years
>will be 23 in 4 months
>still a virgin


Your post depresses men anon.
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>>132778786
>Roasties and Chads getting rekt by superbugs
Thank you Gonorrhoeachan!
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>>132779641
>>132781227
What powers do you have?
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>>132778786
Good thing i married a virgin
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>>132780778
>>132780583

These are actually incorrect. As far back as I can remember, I've always had very long/large and puffy labia with that cauliflower texture one of the graphics describes.

It's gross. I don't like how it looks. BUT I am a virgin. I'm 25 years old right now and have never slept with anyone.

So girls are just born with labia like that. No use in spreading that misinformation other than to cause confusion.
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>>132781018
from fucking a random dude in there
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>>132778786
Good thing I got her a ring before she got the clap!
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>>132780564
>only faggots go down on women

The really sad thing is that this was probably said unironically.
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>>132780234
>wont shit on a public toilet
>lets another dude tear up his rectum for fun
good luck with that buddy
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>>132780135
damn, you sure showed him...
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I'm disgusted by the idea of eating out and always wear a condom so hopefully I'll be okay
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31 year old virgin. Had to get circumcised recently because my benis hurt due to tight foreskin.

Gonna hopefully lose it either at an upcoming party or when I go on holiday in a month.

Pray for me lads.
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>>132778786
> Lost virginity at 16
> Didn't wear a condom

It was really stupid but I'm glad nothing came of it. Never again.
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>>132781446
"very long/large and puffy labia with that cauliflower texture "

So hawt.
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>>132779947
>>132780217
>>132781120
She hates niggers, and I mean hates, I scored a lucky one
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>>132779476
Consider now that if you ever lose your virginity with some random chick from tinder or a whore you'll get unstoppable gonorrhea. This makes losing your virginity safely more difficult. Hopefully it'll stop the culture of sexual promiscuity.
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>>132780778
Is this bunk? Why isn't every pornstar's vagina ugly as fuck?
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>>132780483
Better practice do not sit on toilet seat
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>>132778786
Holy fuck I hope the bacterial infections cause sterilizations or death.
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>>132778786

So should I go back to watching porn and beating it?

>inb4 find a good womun
>what is cheating
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>>132781018

She shouldn't have been rubbing her cunt on the seat then.
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>>132781018
Anon, She got it from fucking a Nigger
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Blue cheese dressing, anyone
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>>132781130
>>132781206
>>132781272
>>132781297
>>132781519
But I literally took her virginity. The infection happened before I met her.
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>>132781446

Why larp on a Mongolian horse archery board?
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>>132779476
Another 23 virgin here, turning 24 in a month. Shit like this makes me feel slightly better too.
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>>132781018
UTI's are incredibly common. Even if you have dirty hands and finger her, you can give her a UTI. The Urinary tract has no defense, so if bacteria gets in there, infections take hold. just have her drink a lot of water, a pee after every time you have sex. also, cranberry juice, or cranberry pills helps
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>>132781446
so... are you gonna post pictures of it or what?
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>>132781655
Mine hates Niggers more, but congrats on your wise selection of mates Anon
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>>132781830
You need to dump that bitch anon. She is a disease spreading whore.
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>>132781830
it's just dirty fingers anon, she fingered herself without washing her hands
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>>132781298

Was 22 when I lost my virginity. There is hope. Lift. Eat. Study.
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>>132781446
We need photographic evidence to defend the validity of these claims for scientific purposes or GTFO.
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>>132778786
Never eat a brit slut
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>>132781687

It's bullshit.
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>>132779476
>>132779641
>>132781227
>>132781298
>>132781598
>have high functioning autism
>find girls boring as shit, they can never talk about anything interesting
>spend friday nights watching anime and eating homemade food with friends
>tfw literally too autistic to desire women
>fap to pure 2D goodness
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>>132778786
stop reproducing, it's dangerous goyem
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>>132778786

Doesn't gonorrhea and Chlamydia lead to infertility in women? There was a study so.ewhere that states that it will cause permanent damage to the reproductive system if left untreated or if you have it. You'll eventually get pelvic inflammatory disease or a high chance of it, and that renders you sterile. Any anons here know what I'm talking about?
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>be whore
>get SUPER GONORRHOEA
can't spell hoe without it
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>>132781906

Couldn't have worded it any better. We are curious.
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>>132779476
Call an escort man for god sake.
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>>132781830
are you sure you didnt figuratively take her virginity?
because the dude that gave her the UTI literally took her virginity
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damn all I did two years ago was fuck sluts off tinder, now I have a gf. I miss those days.
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>>132781830
>being THIS in denial
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>>132779476
just go and pay nice looking whore to get you laid, it helps with your self confidence and you stop caring about it
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>>132779641
>>132781227

is it true that you get powers at 30 , im only months away, what should I expect ? Is it like x-men where the powers are random?
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I haven't had sex in 8 years. At least my cock isn't going to fall off.
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>>132781539

It's true. Unless she's a 10/10 goddess and you're lucky as hell to be banging her, there's literally no reason to go down on a woman. You're a beta.
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>>132778786
>U.K.

God damn every time

So relieving

Stop making it out to be like your women aren't the worst in the world, your studies about them say nothing about women in general, fucking faggot, making me worry for nothing
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>>132781539
Ancient Romans had a weird concept of faggotry. To them, it was more manly to have another man suck your dick than to lick a woman's pussy. And they were right.
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>>132779476
Today is my birthday, Im 25 and lost my virginity at 15, feels good 10 years of banging and no STD's so far, you virgins are pathetic
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Oooh I get it now.
This Super bug came from western women fucking waves of unwashed nasty refugees.
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>>132780564
virgin detected

there's nothing better than eating a tight, wet pusy
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BURN THE COAL
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>>132782192

I ruined my wizard build at 23. But was with only with two women over the next 3 years, i'm going to be 30 this year and i feel i would be more powerful if i had those extra wizard points that i will never be able to respec now
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>>132781630
Like I said, I think it's gross. I'm personally considering labiaplasty.
>>132781863
not larping. I can record my voice.


>>132781906 >>132781998
No, it would just make me feel bad desu. I already know what the feedback will be.
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laugh all you want but i seems to caugh something from hooker

i hda her do blowjob on me and 3 days leter there is dischage from my benis and fever etc

i was tested and they always detected nothing,
i did PCR tests on chlamydia, herpes, hpv, gonorrhea even HIV.

doctor said that maybe it was just some bacteria usuall residing in throat that wasnt supposed to touch penis

hovewer now from to time i get UTI symptoms, no discharge but frequent urination etc. I dont feel 10 healthy.

worst decision of my life
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>>132782235
I wouldn't eat most pussy as they're mostly gross af but wanting to let a dude suck your dick is beyond my comprehension
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>>132781298
Nigger I lost mine at 26. It literally doesn't fucking change a thing.
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>>132782114
yes thats correst, can cause scarring of her tubes and infertility
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>>132780778
Honestly I thought this was an info-graphic on McDonald from looking at the thumbnail. LMAO
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Women must be dealt with. When the ruins of civilisation engulf our humanity, we must rise with wisdom.

Women MUST be put into cages. We have them the test of freedom and they failed. All sex must be sanctioned by the state. Children can only be produced with a licence.

It is absolutely DISGUSTING that females can walk around as they do. I literally feel sick when I think about sex. My despair is dwarfed only by my anger. Why is this allowed? We're forced to live like caged animals in the stone age. Where is the strongman of Europe? It's time to end this. I literally feel sick thinking about women.
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>>132782377
Average age of virginity loss in Mexico is probably like 12 lmao
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>>132782382
Yeah go for it anon, get your tongue into a semen box that bleeds monthly, smells of rotten sardines and looks like a mutated venus fly trap.
Enjoy your diseases cuck. There is nothing as pathetic than a manlet who feels obliged to please his woman sexually. Women are there to serve the sexual interests of the man, not the other way around.
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>>132780583
>>132780405
I'm a virgin, can someone explain to me what HPV has to do with those out of date roast beefs?
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>>132780865
>shart pretending all sharts arent uneducated retards
Your country's language is called: English (Simplified)
Cmon
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It says 80% of women and 10% of men have it
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>>132782501
just do it. who cares what some virgins on 4chan think? You knew what you were doing when you posted that first comment
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>>132782501
Don't get it unless it's physically uncomfortable. Sucking on labia is hot, don't let these virgins rot your mind
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>>132781830

>>132781830
Did you checked her butt hole?

People get a lot of DST from there too, and a lot of virgins girls makes plenty of oral and anal and pass as virgin. it's possible that she is teling the truth, but the chances are small.

Sorry to burst your bubble dude.
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>>132779476
24 year old virgin, soon 25. Honestly, the only times this bothers me is when I haven't jerked off for a while. Any regrets disappear for me post orgasm.
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>>132781655
i didnt say anything about niggers in >>132781120

you think women only cheat with niggers? she craves that chad cock and she knows where to get it
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>>132778786

I don't care for women anyway. (or men, before you start)

Its not biological I'm just mentally fucked and on like 4 different medications and don't seem to care for anything like that, maybe I should be thankful reading this.
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>>132781371
The power to cry himself to sleep every night.
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>>132782501
If it exists, someone has a fetish for it.
But dont post nudes on the internet unless you are a whore.
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>>132782525
Dude get a genetic test. Your dick is changing. Evolving. Soon the transformation will be complete.
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>>132779476
>20 in a month
>no friends
>no gf
>virgin manlet
Doe sit get any better lads?
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>>132781446
I was just sick in my mouth. I would say kill yourself but it will achieve nothing than give me temporary cathartic happiness. No, a more permanent solution must be achieved. The future existence of humanity is dependent upon it.
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>>132781018
Wash your dick before your fuck your girl you inconsiderate bastard. If she fucked Tyrone behind your back she'd have given you aids. Get tested.
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I've come to the conclusion that I'm STD proof, they way I've behaved I should be fucking riddled with pox, never even had a dose. Got a sore throat once from eating strange fanny, that shit cleared up after a day. Lol at being weak enough to be taken down by a bit of pussy.
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>>132782696
>britcucks let their women be this awful and then let themselves get overrun by Islam because they hate women too much but have no balls to do anything about it themselves

Sounds about right
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>>132782525
did you get a blood test?
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>>132782695
no thats clearly Arbys
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>>132781671
>Hopefully it'll stop the culture of sexual promiscuity
lmao good one. Nothing will stop sexual promiscuity in an industrialized world of comfort.
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>>132781549
>what is lube
The post
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>>132782501
I know someone that had it done and I didn't like the way her pussy looked after that. Think it through.
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>>132782180
>>132782144
I dont care about not having sex. A girl wanted to fuck me last week but I turned her down as my buddy has already fucked her multiple times.

Its not having an intimate relationship that kills me. Social anxiety, no gf, you get the picture. I feel like I will die alone, the best years of my life, all without ever experiencing that youthful relationship experience. Thats what kills me.
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>>132782912
work on the no friends part.
Unless you intend on fathering a family with a dedicated woman, sex is honestly retarded.
Just masturbate and save your money.
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>>132780405
>I earned these wings lol
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>>132782953
You're a spreader, you degenerate fuck.
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>>132781446
Picture for clarification please.
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>>132778786
Lost my virginity last week. Step it up, children.
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>>132782953
You can be a carrier without being symptomatic, retard.
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>>132780114
>flag
checks out
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>>132782782
up vote
>>>/r/mgtow
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>blowjob with a condom on
Has anyone in the world ever done this?
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>>132783139
>Step it up, children.
green text?
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>>132778786
>1 IN EVERY 3 WOMEN

it doesn't say that
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>>132782525
Remember to use condom during oral sex.
Never kiss the whore mouth helps too.
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>>132783065
Get a dog anon. They are infinitely superior to women in almost every way and are generally more intelligent too. Just don't fuck it as that is degenerate.
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>>132783206
Getting a blow job from a hooker. Yes.
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>>132783139
I'm a fucking grandparent, my job is done, spicolodean.
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>>132783065
Ah, I feel you
Try meeting someone over internet? It's not like you have anything to lose if you just want to meet someone
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>>132778786
Wtf. No joke, women's behavior is the biggest redpill on Earth. I grew up with a glowing, Disney and Bible-tier perspective of women as being all sacred and wonderful and "oh you need to be honorable and chivalrous so she will respect your virtue" and I've got to say, real life has been extremely fucking depressing in the way it has shredded that viewpoint and torn it away from me.

In real life, women carry the DNA of every man who busted his jizz inside her body, and they carry the diseases of the degenerate scumbags who they give themselves over to to be fucked.

It's so fucking sad. What the fuck man I just want a normal healthy relationship, I would work so fucking hard for that and be so much better of a man than any of these utter trash, but yet absolutely no one wants me.
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>>132780234
>what are toilet seat covers

I mean I agree with your sentiments but I'm at work ten fucking hours every day and when ya gotta go ya gotta go.
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>>132780865

>fag detected

technicality doesn't change the truth of the situation. AIDS gets you killed
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>>132782525
>>132782960
i had blood tests for syphilis and hiv only

rest is PCR (detecting genetic code of bug) or sometimes just bacterium culture

and this whatever it was it REACTED on antibiotics. but either antibiotics didnt killed it 100% o i just strained my urinaary system during this infection and now i get UTIs more easily, i dont know anymore. it was two years alredy.
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>>132783288
>Just don't fuck it as that is degenerate.
Oral is OK though right? I mean the peanut butter game is pretty innocent.
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>>132781018

>he unironically believes this
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>>132781446
pol will never believe you because it's less vindicating than the truth.
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>>132781164
His manifesto was dead on target tho.
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>>132780037
Lol misinformation
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>>132781869

>whore detected
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>>132778786
Jesus Christ this thread. At least try and disguise your virgin butthurt as something legitimate
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>>132780234
i sometimes shit but i neve sit on seat, i just squat above it i mean my feet are on ground not toilet seat, i just hover my butt
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>>132782192
You can predict roastie patterns.
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>>132779720
be ready for a lot of sour grapes comments, I see you already got a few lol
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>>132783313
Share some pics of your GILF?
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>>132781018
Please dont tell me you think it are STDs.

Also you don't get them from public toilet either. It's just a sing of a weak immune system.
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>>132783343
They like the dark meat.
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>>132778786
Natural selection. You choose the life of the degenerate, you pay the price. Sort yourselves out.
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>>132782806
wrong, they're talking about recognizable symptoms

>However, of those infected, about one in 10 heterosexual men and more than three-quarters of women, and gay men, have no easily recognisable symptoms.
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kek so many fucking virgins
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>>132780114
based mexibro doing the jobs americans don't want to do
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>>132782214
its been about 5 years for me and I honestly dont even care anymore.
im much happier jerking off and not having to put up with women's bullshit.
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>>132780135
Throwing a homo off a tall building does NOT kill them, it's the ground that does that.
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>>132779641
Did you not even try during highschool? Getting pussy back then was no walk in the park for me but the pussy was ev erywhere. Maybe your standards were/are too high, pussy is not unobtainium
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>>132783313
Molesting lads doesn't make you their grandpa, limey.
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>>132783495
I can't imagine being a virgin and actually feeling glad that women are such sluts that they all gave themselves STDs

Like how does that make you feel good unless you have literally no hope of not dying alone
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>>132782870
Same situation here. 27 kissless virgin, stopped caring about 3 years ago.
Now I don't even have to fap to feel better.
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>>132779476
18 here, can confirm.
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>>132783546
No.
>>132783716
Always hilarious that Catholics go for the Pedo Projection.
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>>132783379
could just be that you developed scar tissue from the UTI. Sometimes if you get recurring UTIs and don't treat them, it can cause scar tissue buildup in your bladder and kidneys
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>>132783353
Yeah let me just carry a toilet seat cover every where i go, you fucking burger retard
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>>132781655
She pretends to hate them to reassure and delude you. Don't be so quick to believe everything a woman says as truth.
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>>132781687
Plastic surgery. It's still bullshit. I have sex for over 10 years. Still inni.
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>>132779641
>>132780698
>>132782721

Warlocks unite. I'm 31 in November.

>>132782192
I can make your wish come true if you get digits.
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>>132782770
That's also their age of consent
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>>132783481
no. im a guy. but my gf used to get UTIs everyonce in a while. Usually after we had sex just after going exercising at the gym or hiking. now we only do it after showering, hasnt had one in like 3 years
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>>132780037
>This is why I always shit standing up at public places

inb4 I thought I was the only one
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>>132783351
Time to swallow the redpill bud

Woman only want what they can't have. Your goal is to make them feel like they couldn't have you.
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>>132778786
For some reason lots of women think you don't need a condom when giving blowjobs.
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>>132783673
AIDS suppresses your immune system which can turn a simple infection into literally death.
If you think AIDS kills people then you must also believe that immune suppressing drugs kill people too. Drugs which are prescribed to patients of transplants

Really showing your poor education
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>>132783845
Oh well most places have them these days. Every toilet at my work has them.
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>>132783828
Always hilarious pedophiles go for the catholic projection
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>>132783580
Thing with that is.. sexually transmitted infections.. which is what a bacterial std is... usually doesn’t show many signs in women. Women often wouldn’t know they had the clap until their next dr appointment. Mainly because the types of women who get this shit are fucking skanks who don’t maintain proper cunt hygiene and get frequent urinary tract infections so they just interpret the sti as a ‘normal’ uti. Men however almost always know they have it by the next day because they experience severe urethral pain.

t. Medfag
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>>132778786
FUCKING GROOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS
>ding dong hiv is dead but not original sin and we can thank truvada and serpent seed ushering Christ ding dong truvada killed the aids
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>>132778786
I'm betting there's a direct correlation with Tinder usage.
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>>132778786


You see?

That's why we NEED to lower the age of consent.

Get them while they are young and virgin.

That's the reason why nobody wants to marry an old, used up whore of 25+ years old.

Sick...
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>>132782381
well, it wouldn't be /pol/ if somebody didn't bring it back to dirty refugees
keep up the good work anon!
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>>132782675
Same I was 27. I need to constantly have sex with prostitutes to keep normal or my self esteem disappears and I get erectal dysfunction. Regular sex builds up healthy habits
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>>132784183
Thank fuck you dont use the canadian flag anymore. You can stop being such an embarassment to stronk leaflandia
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>>132783845
It's just preformed toilet paper in the shape of your toilet seat you sperg. Higher end public bathrooms have them, you just flush them after you use it.
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>>132784315
Hello Gupta Goopdick
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>>132781371
>>132782192

heh, it depends really.

for one, i find i'm a lot better at logic puzzles and IQ tests now than i was when i was younger.

also i'm much more surely, often have a permanent meek smile on my face at all times. i don't see this as a bad thing, because people tend to think i am knowledgeable in many subjects.

i've also found i now have some sort of compelling force on my family. they often do things for me whenever i ask without question. it's actually pretty cool.

also, women in taverns no longer pay me credence as i refuse to initiate eye contact when they attempt to court me. thus i guess i have developed a strong resistance to the gaze of a temptress.

apart from that i can't really think of any super powers. i guess i can masturbate to just about anything now, i have a pretty good schedule involving many themes.
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>>132784046
For (((some reason))) many women think it’s a-ok that if they meet someone and have an ok time with them to put their genitals in their mouth.
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>>132782525
STD'd
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>>132779476
>20 and still a virgin
>tfw /pol/ will never call you a roastie
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>>132780405
What causes it to look like that?

>>132780554

Shouldn't be surprising. Murderers still murder even with how easy it is to get caught.
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>>132782899
MORALFAG FUCK OFF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>132782501
post your fucking pussy now, you attention whore, or you can leave too
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Wtf are all you talkimg about? If you want pussy go get pussy. Ok you know that fat bitch that works at the gas station with 5 kids? Well guess what, she fucks. Ask her out, take her to dinner and bacl to your motel and fuck her. Blow your load and leave. Just fucking wear a condom and pull out.
Tldr-want cherry popped get cherry popped
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Good. I hope all normies get infected with gonorrhea or worse.
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>>132783351
It's stuff like this that takes me like two years on average to even find someone I'd consider dating, but every time I give up because I can't stand them after a few months. It just never feels like it's worth it
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>>132781687
Cause it's just misinformation being spread by r9k autists
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>>132784378
>using a tree to cover your ass
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>>132783949
Yea can't you get a UTI from yourself? Doesn't have to be an outside source.
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Good thing I've only been fucking the same woman for 4 years.. 4... very long years... I should marry her right? And only fuck her for the rest of my life.. Is that how this happens?
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>>132781818
That nigger has the skinniest pencil dick I have ever heard of if he managed to fuck her urethra.
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>>132782945
Go back to r9k faggot
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>>132782501
you might be surprised.
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Wizards, what's the last time you fapped?
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>>132784383
Take your 52 slimes and go
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>>132784651
You dont understand female leg holes too good
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>>132783097
I'm the future lad. Just like with all the awful diseases that have come before, Immunity shall be selected for.


>>132783159
I go clinic every so often bro, comes up clean, I'm resistant, my body kills that shit off.

Face it this is a trait of darwinian fitness in the age we live in. And how do you like these apples: If nobody in my phonebook/tinder is on it tonight I'm going to get an escort, I'll probably eat her puss just cos I like the flavour, u mad bro?
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>>132784453
I'm 20 and a virgin, maybe we should meet up and hate fuck each other.
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>>132781116
>wait for marriage
>she doesn't
>get STDs
Ayy lmao. Also
>implying people here are waiting for marriage as if they have a choice
>implying purityfags will get married or even have any kind of relationship
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>132782027

pic sauce
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>>132784699
Youre that fat ugly kid i refused to keep contacting once you sent me photos. You talk about slimes? I forgot green in your new moniker. Greeny Gupta Goopdick the III. You poo in gonorrhea uncle tom fuck
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>>132779476
BET if I gave you butter you would give me back buttermilk
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>>132784629
Yes you can. Chicks down there area gets out of wack (too much washing, too little washing), they can get a UTI. My gf wore a leotard once, and got one. Was gonna get made, but her doctor told me that shit can just happen sometimes and it wasn't related to sex
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>>132784230
>implying it isn't mostly black people
Black people inflate std stats for straight and lgbt people
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>>132784673
4-5 times a day every day even when i dont want to

i keep up a rigorous routine

i am often completely flaccid when i come

i havent had a rigid boner in years now
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>>132778786
Faggots every fucking time. Loose quotes: "in the US the bacteria has developed into super-ghonneria due to men having sex with men." Overall the abandoned usage of condoms which has contributed to the bacteria also resulted from these fags mouth faggoting each other while having HIV & AIDS and AIDSING ghonerrea get stronger... stay away from the cool progressive whores who kiss their faggot friends!
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>>132778786
this just in chad spreads clap
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>>132778786
Not 1 in 3 women... it's 3 out of 4 !!!!!!
From your linked article:
>However, of those infected, about one in 10 heterosexual men and more than three-quarters of women, and gay men, have no easily recognisable symptoms.
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>>132781830
How can a man be this stupid?
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>>132778786
>unstoppable bacteria
>can literally be stopped by refraining from sex until the infection is cleared

Holy fucking shit, people are stupid.
>>
The effects of sexual liberation and fall of modern society shows itself.
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>>132780778
what a horrifying picture
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>>132785055
OF

THOSE

INFECTED

HOW ARE YOU PEOPLE SO DUMB NO WONDER YOU CANT GET LAID LMAO
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>>132785001
And now 1 in 3 women have it. What is your sauce. Article doesnt mention what you say. HIV is fucking destroyed. Homos never made that the first time. Go have sex with charlie sheen's aids vaginas. And deal with the shit show your delusions about the perfect female form have done to you. Convert dick to vag and rid the universe of any cancerous yeast infections urinating "orgasms" or zika. Then make up some more feminist fan fictions about bug chasing. Today was great. Your devastated roasty ass pleases me
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>>132778786
Made up jewery to attempt to prevent white copulation.
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>>132784871
What the hell is that supposed to mean

>>132784569
What if want intimacy and love? sex would be great, but its not the end all
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White roastie whores are fucking scum

If you date white """women""" you're a bugchasing cuck
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>>132784632
You better hope she ain't fucking anybody else.
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>>132782696
i feel really sad that I completely unironically agree with every word of this post.
women are the fucking WORST
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>>132785055
It's because maybe those gay men actually use condoms. At the end of the day gonorrhea is easily recognised in men and not in women and truvada doesnt work on only vaginas. Why is this?
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>>132783343

Taming is not the same as domesticating.
And taming is never truly safe.
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>>132785417
>gay men use condoms
>truvada meme
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>>132779641
>>132782192
>>132781227
The virgin thing makes sense to me. I get it, some people are unlucky/autistic. But how did you never even land a kiss? There was never an equally ugly girl who wanted a smooch?
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>>132778786
>Soon
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>>132785111
he is the cause of epidemics

"my momma told me, ya gotta donkey punch a chick and squirt lemon juice in yer eyes to void them STZs"
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>>132778786
>sluts gone
>niggers gone
>mudslides gone
>pedos gone
>all that's left is /pol/ virgins and good Christian women
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>>132780564
this, enjoy your throat cancer betas

>>132781539
>>132782382
lmao, pathetic
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>>132785499
S U M M E R
U
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>>132784610
I broke up with my last "gf" because she always wanted to go out and "do stuf", bitch didn't even drive.
Honestly though I don't know if I even have the social patience to try another gf. Plus you absolutely can't trust anybody so intimate relationships are almost a non-starter for me at this point
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>>132781446
Hi femanon, alpha Chad here. I've deflowered several virgins in my life and been with sluts. These male virgin faggots meme the idea that larger labia = promiscuity. I can tell you from experience they're quite wrong. Furthermore, labia are fun to lick and suck on. Don't feel ashamed of how you were born. Foreskin isn't gross and neither are labia.
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>>132779641
When will you showcase your powers to the world?
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>>132785565
Implying any women want a pol virgin
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>>132785482
>self loathing kike who thinks he knows anything or anything about men or me or females
>condom
>99.9% effective
>ive never not worn one
>multiply this by the 99.7% on males effectivr truvada maybe some artificial eggs made only from males or a Ronaldo surrogacy or two
>and you keep crying
This is awesome
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>>132782696

Realistically speaking, if a ubiquitous and a cohesive will was at hand to cage them, it would be a pretty simple task.
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>>132785494
They didnt even try, theres no other explanation
>>
Never ate pussy, have no interest. I tell girls straight up before we get sexual and I only lost out on pussy once because of it. She was a super hot Brazilian chick, but I don't bend for any bitch. They don't like it they can move on. If you give up your beliefs for a women, than what do you have left if that women leaves? You sold yourself out for some pussy.
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>>132779476
My 2nd gf just broke up with me and this post and it's responses make it better
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>>132778786
>mfw I only fuck prostitutes with a condom
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>>132779476
I'm 20. Had sex with a random girl last week and thought I contracted herpes (turns out I didn't). I was scared so shitless that I vowed never to have casual sex again.

It's really not worth it. Sex isn't that much better than masturbating, women are a pain, and STDs are awful, especially if you plan on settling down one day. There are worse things than virginity.
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>>132785616
I felt the same way once

Now I'd almost rather do that sappy shit than actually fuck a girl, yet I haven't done either in almost a decade

JUST
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>>132785663
>(you) related
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>>132779829
>>132779739
Tfw when fags always ignore the details that affect their self fag pride
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>>132783206
Once. Couldn't feel anything. To be honest there's very little risk from having straight oral unprotected. The people getting the super-gonorrhoea from oral sex are the gays who are having ass-to-mouth
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>>132784090
You're replying to the wrong guy, I already know how AIDS works and why fags deserve it.
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>>132785616
>Plus you absolutely can't trust anybody

What made you come to this conclusion?
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>>132782801
well take the lift to have a spot of tea and a bit of the old wimbledy-bimbledy, you fucking nonce.
bobs your uncles and god shave the queen.
(shes got quite a hairy grey puss)
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>>132782953
>Got a sore throat once from eating strange fanny

kek. This is the most British thing I've heard in yonks
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>>132779609
stop it dude.
there is no reason to try to be funny here,no one will upvote you,you will get no kind of "fame" here,just go back to whatever shitty forum you came from,stealing comments is one thing,stealing retarded comments on 4chan is a whole new level of pathetic
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>>132785376
guy got popeye power forearms

was supposed to say: gave you cream Id get buttermilk

beat cream like a mofo you get butter + buttermilk
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>>132784419
What do you do for a living?

Do you have any friends irl?

Have you traveled?

Do you own a home?

Why not just buy the time of a prostitute and see what sex is about?

Are you deformed in some way?

Genuine interest in learning about you
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>Falling for fake news
>Niggers and Muslims don't
Wow white genocide is easy. Just tell all the white guys that the women have cooties and then they go extinct.
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>>132783841
Thanks for that info.

I shoudl have sticked to fapping to hentai i guess. But i wanted to find out how sex woudl feel like (and got massively desanitized toward porn), hooker was only option for me.

I got that coming for my degeneracy.
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>>132778786

TLDR: Bug spreading faggots (again) are leading to resistant strains of disease due to their degenerate and disgusting behaviour.

Apart from 1 sentence BBC completely glosses over this fact and quickly moves on to other non-root-causes.
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>>132783662
>jerking off
Why would you do this?
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>>132785616
>I broke up with my last "gf" because she always wanted to go out and "do stuf", bitch didn't even drive.
Was she also always bored and expected you to constantly keep her entertained instead of sometimes finding ways to entertain herself instead like most adults?
I also broke up with my last gf recently and I've never appreciated being single more in my life, she made me even more misogynistic than I used to be, now I'm listening to Patrice's sermons again and trying to change my game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l_mRgSCBAQ
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>>132782953
You are just spreading it.
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>>132785856
Fuck are you a stupid asshole. Just as babylon doesnt see her demise until some giant rock blows her out of the earth, so too do your precious dindu holes defiled you so youve fashioned fucking straw men for 6000 years. Lets take the worse aids. Odds are now down to .0000000000000000001%. Super gonorrhea that makes your penis fall off? More than a THIRD
>>132785853
>memes and itchy sandy vaginas
Gonorrhea Greeny Gupta Goopdick Gash
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>>132785616
>Honestly though I don't know if I even have the social patience to try another gf. Plus you absolutely can't trust anybody so intimate relationships are almost a non-starter for me at this point

Same. Also, I'm starting to hate people more and more. All fickle, worthless, weak, unreliable.
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>>132781446
It's funny because /pol/ is the greatest source of scaring away men who already have trouble getting laid, from ever actually reproducing. Yet they all whine about the jews spreading shit to discourage having children. These posts are nothing but pure propaganda for shits and giggles that cause very real consequences of people being scared away for no good reason from sex.
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>>132785792
You can get herpes or HPV even with condom, all it takes is touching her sking in genital area with your skin in genital area.

To be really safe you would have to wear some condom-suit or some shit.
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>>132786061
wait really?
do you not jerk off? what is wrong with you?
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>>132785979
That image is wrong, what a fucking retard that OP was. He got all of his calculations wrong and didnt even know how long the holocaust lasted
Wikipedia says 1941 - 1945
>1945 - 1941 = 6
Idiots
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>>132780564
Some are

A few arent
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>>132783139
You lost it to this dude? Da fug?
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>>132786143
she won't fuck you for being a roastie enabler you dork
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>>132786061
I'm in control.
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>>132781446
Post vag as broofs
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>>132786048
Fan fiction. Lies. Irrelevant. Go watch your gay hetero porn you guys are so lost and confused. Vagina does all this. All death and all sin. Homos never made shit with any of this. Dont believe anything right wing you read on here or anywhere
>>132785912
I was almost going to say you deserved this new gonorrhea but i didnt. Go make some more diseases in a lab and spread them with Eve's snake pussy. Something (God) was watching over us with truvada. The meek shall inherit? Now you need to swim through guaranteed contaminated and hard to notice gonorrhea females
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>>132786143
Find a wife and have children. Just having sex solely for having sex (outside the marriage bed) is wrong.
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>>132786227
>holocaust
>lasting
how can anything that never happened last at all?
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>>132786112
>using alliterative and indian words to "insult"
P O O
O
O
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>>132780583
>>132780405
This is anti roasty propaganda

The sources don't reflect those numbers
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>>132786441
Ooooooo. Like you called me a disgrace to Canadians? Down with your isis fertility cults. You dont understand marriages. Biblical morality on anything or on gays. The ironing is delicious. Educate yourself
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>>132785616
I knew my last gf for about a year, but only dated for a month during the summer, felt like I was being taken for granted, even went as far as her telling me she was a virgin and never dated, to later saying she was a virgin, but "did some stuff" a few years back.
After breaking up I decided to keep her as a friend though because unfortunately I always end up having hope for mankind, and soon after I left California anyways to be by my family while I switched universities. It was a very stressful few months, honestly, so I rarely got in touch with anyone, my based grandfather passed away, and my laptop even almost fucking died, among other things. About a month or so after I had my last chat with her she sends me this fucking wall of hate about how I "took her for granted" and how I could've been talking to her all along, how I was inconsiderate, etc. I'm just glad I'm truly free now
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>>132778786
2 of 3 woman are fatties with down syndrome
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>>132786461
Hello Michael douglas
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>>132786190
Great now I'll have to chase virgins. Fucking hell.

Well at least it's not as expensive. (actually it's far more expensive and you occasionally get drama kek)
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>>132786190
Yes that's the scary part and that's why you should find a virgin wife.
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>>132786461
>the sources
Are they... anonymous?
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>>132778786
Where do you get 1 in every 3 women. Wikipedia says

>Gonorrhea affects about 0.8% of women and 0.6% of men.

That's not even 1/100 bruh
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>>132785926
Life experience + reinforcement from /pol/.
Sounds sappy but I had my heart ripped out of my ass when I was 17-18 and got my first redpill on how disposable you actually are to women. Also spent a few years working with women and can say conclusively that /pol/ is always right

>>132786106
She was a little boring and turned out to be a crazy lefty anyway.
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>>132784629
a finger is an outside source. especially if you've been walking around all day touching stuff, come home and touch it, the bacteria on the fingers can fuck it up

And what this guy says
>>132784927
if you don't have a gf, or haven't had a gf that gets utis, its incredibly easy for them to get them
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>>132782192
You need to get past 30 to truly be able to hate women on an extreme level, that is the real power.
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>>132778786
>19 and 7.5/10
>semi-functioning alcoholic
>go to college and become non-functioning alcoholic
>unable to maintain erection while drunk 90% of the time
>able to attract women to bed due to decent looks
>unable to achieve peener in pooner due to limp cock syndrome
>have eaten unknown amounts of roastie poon due to my sympathetic drunk nature

no signs of stds so far but it grosses me out when i look back at the juices i've slurped
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>>132786658
>jewkipedia
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>>132779641
are you me?
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>>132783868
Proof.
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>>132786636
>that's why you should find a virgin wife.

I'm past that honestly. I'll find fucking material but no relationship for me. I'm almost at the point where I hate women.
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>>132780405
Why do you guys think labia size is related to sexual activity?

It's genetic.

Your logic is akin to claiming "Men who have small penises are either virgins or have very little sex."
"Men with big penises have sex a lot. Because the genital skin and penis grows in size because of sex."


Also, I know many of you are virgins, but you do realize you don't rub against the labia while having sex?
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>>132786364
>this leaf
>spouting bullshit in broken English again
Filtered
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>>132779476
>tfw lost virginity two weeks ago at 22
>mfw it's the same feel as always
It's not worth it, my friend. The socialisation and support factor of relationships is much more important.
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>>132786001
Jokes on you I dont fap that much desu

>>132785806
I feel that. I really dont care about virginity I just want someone who I can confide with intimately. I tend to take whatever i read as fact (which is bad for a place like this, people telling you to do this, to do that) but at this point its just
>tfw no gf
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>>132786672
>She was a little boring and turned out to be a crazy lefty anyway.
yep, same, she was a commie and she also started getting a little feminist near the end
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>>132778786
>"In the US, resistance [to an antibiotic] came from men having sex with men because of pharyngeal infection," she added.

Who am I not surprised
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>>132781018
Consider yourself lucky, man. My gf got pregnant from a porta-potty. The kid came out poopy coloured too - coincidence? I think not.
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>>132786740
Lots of disease risk in that.
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>>132786763
>LALALALA I AM NOT LISTENING I CANT DEBATE I JUST SIDE SMEAR AND FUCK LEG SMEAR LALALA
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>>132786815
was just a joke
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>>132784941
You're a loser then, to be a wizard, you have to lay off the sexual jew.
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>>132781446
Yes, it's wrong but these idiot guys who are mostly virgins actually believe this stuff... It's as bad as being a Muslim and believing God talked to him... that level of stupidity is... retarded.
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>>132786740
>>132786953
Still I can understand completely.
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>>132783139

rape doesnt count
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>>132781018

It's possible she could. Even when you don't physically seat in the toilet, if the panties get in contact they can pass the micro organisms.

BUT

It's most likely it was just sex with you. Vaginas and UT are closer together, so it's easier to get contaminated due to contact and the stress (micro lesions) the region gets by the act.

In my country, we sometimes call it informally as the "newlywed disease".
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>>132778786
Hurray for sexual liberation right?
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>>132786689
That's the thing, though. Over 30, you stop hating women and start seeing them for what they really are. Overgrown children that can never be content with what life offers them.
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>>132786047
just find a girl. go do social stuff with people you know. I played on a company softball team, one of the girls had a friend who she thought would like me. she introduced us, and we've been together for like 5 years now. you just never know where you'll meet a girl
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>>132786530
>>132786980
>autistic screeching
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>>132786636
Worst thing about herpes?

You wont cure that shit. It is virus, it integrates its genetic cde with cells on your dick. All you can do is strenghten your body to make it fight back and kep virus in check, so you dont have symptoms.

Another interesting fact: there are two types of herpes, oral and genital. Nearly 90% of people has oral herpes on their mouth area but virus is supressed.

BUT you can also infect your dick with oral herpes, during oral sex. Or contract genital type of virus into your mouth o you suck dick.
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Anyone else got tons of fordyce spots?

I feel like I lost the genetic lottery with my benis.
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>>132786953
Nah, I'll check 'em and check myself beforehand.

I've always been very touchy about fucking with protection.

>>132787057
Yeah.
I can't find the energy to actually give a fuck anymore. Sometimes I think of death and it motivates me to do a bit. But just trying to talk to most women just pisses me off. Vapid, unreliable, retarded cunts, the whole pack of them.
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>>132785758
Or maybe autism so strong most mortals can't even fathom it. But seriously if a female is somewhat attracted to you and having a good time you can literally just gently push her hair back, tilt her head up, look into her eyes for a second and kiss her. If any of these guys tried that, especially on a girl that is not used to male attention, it would work
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>>132785494

standards too high/ no money/ disabled/ canada
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>>132782027
>be autistic virgin
>talking with real live 3d girl
>mention topic I'm interested in
>girl brushes it off and starts talking about social relationships
>zone out
>end of conversation "Oh shit. I didn't hear a single word of that."
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>>132787337
>benis
You didnt win -any- genetic lotteries
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>>132787273
>Over 30, you stop hating women and start seeing them for what they really are. Overgrown children that can never be content with what life offers them.

Passive disgust for women and mankind in general just supplants hate.

I prefer hate. At least there's some passion, some energy in hate. Passive disgust just tastes like ash.
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>>132787337
are those the little ball things? like goosebumps?
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>>132780860
Canadian to the core. Nothing to see here. Also Trudeau, gtfo this board.
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>>132785226
ONE IN THIRTEEN have visible symptoms.
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>>132787478
you need to connect the topics. make whatever you talk about relevant to her interests
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>>132787337
you didnt really lost if you dont have this shit
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>tfw get regular bowel movements every morning after waking up
>never have to use public toilets
srsly guys, eat more fiber, shit works, pun intended
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>>132779720
>Being this gullible
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>>132787829
i somehow trained myself to have shit 5 am, exact time when i get home from work
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>>132787772
what is that. that actually looks infected
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>>132781310
Don't hate Chads, hate the cunts that insist on being totally useless and shallow sluts...
It's not Chad's fault that they the whores love to throw their stank coochies at him
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>>132787325
>synagogue of satan larping
Are you the guy with the gross foreskin too? Youre just filled with over the top assholery
>>
>>132787509
You can keep your hate for humanity and women fresh by just getting exposed to people and their cancerous behavior.
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>>132787829
>the fiber jew
Nice try poopowski. I like my shits to behave like i have a GI virus every time i gotta go
>stomach starts to cramp, warning of impending shit
>get to bathroom, have to massage my gits to coax shit out
>either horrific diarrhea or solid logs
>awful pain
>tell myself never again, to eat fiber jew
>repeat from first step
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>>132787829
>>tfw get regular bowel movements every morning after waking up
>>never have to use public toilets

>tfw working at home
>never have to go out unless I have to buy food
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>>132778786
> men give oral sex more than women
What the fuck. Total cucks chomping away with the prayer women might give it back.
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So I guess its dangerous to even kiss women now, since you never know the last time the sucked dick
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>>132781446
Hey baby I think I just saw you AT ARBYS FOR $6.99 YOU FUCKING ROAST BEEF
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>>132788075
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>>132781598
God bless you anon and srry you had to make your dick kinda kosher n stuff. Good luck tho and remember, hoes are hoes regardless if you like them.
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>>132788340
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>>132782027
that aint bad bro

girls are fucking parasites, look at everyone else how they must change their life style to please some useless bag of meat that does nothing than be on her phone 24/7, just to get some temporal access to some fuckable hole
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>>132788168
I've never pooped in a public toilet, and never will. All amerishart jokes aside, i'd rather shit myself than use a public toilet
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>>132788163
Earl grey tea does a fantastic job, better than just fiber, which you are right about

>>132788094
Yeah. I do that when I take the train. Sometimes I feel like I could kill them all on a flint. You know just bury an ax in each fucking skull on that train full of inbred cunts.

What I hate the most is pampered young women who think they are hot shit. I greatly enjoy pretending they don't even exist.
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>>132788326
my gf hates me going down on her. I'm indifferent, so I don't really care
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>>132787979
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsuties_coronae_glandis

certan percentage of male population has it since birth
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>>132788326
More of that asymetrical bullshit. Cunts.
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>>132788502
>tfw i get actual GI virus and i want to kill myself
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>>132786203
It's bad for you.
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>>132778786
The link doesnt say 1 in 3 women...
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>>132788163
do you eat it in garbage plug-forming pill form or in actual vegetable form? cuz if the former, therein lies your problem.
DIetary fiber
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>>132788635
>the ass cancer doing nofap gives me is beddur
You failing to impregnate your widowed sister in law? That's onanism. And Cave paintings are not females over which to have lust
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>>132787979
PPP - pearly penile papules. They aren't uncommon, but having them that big and distinct is quite rare and unlucky. I don't have these thank fuck.

They aren't a disease, just a genetic morphological variation.
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>>132780135
You all realize Aids still did that to kill you right?
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>>132788720
I dont eat any fiber
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>>132788661
Read the "noticeable" symptoms parts yet? Any goopdicks will be discovered. Slime holes are more occultic or hidden in their nastiness. Lol
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>>132788812
Not anymore. Praise God
>>
I fugged some fat cow, because I didn't want to live as a virgin any longer. It was okay for the moment, but shitty knowing you stuck your cock in a fatty who keeps her genetics in the fridge. I think I'll stick with hentai and onaholes for now on.
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>>132788521
Its not that it's weird in a relationship, but oral sex on a man is much more natural and simple.

The imbalance just screams of guys going down on a girl they met on a night out hoping she'll return the favour, stats showing they probably just roll over and go to sleep after instead. The guy goes to sleep with pubic hair, semen and gonorrhea in his teeth.
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>>132788812
But aids doesnt kill you. It opens the door for other things to kill you
Aids is an accomplice, but not the murderer
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>>132788326
>>132788620

Virgin question - are you being serious? Is it not normal for the average guy to eat pussy?
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>>132788619
:(
If it makes you feel better my dick and balls are bumpy as hell and im uncut(california so im in the minority) and i've never had any female comment on it
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>>132788901
>>132788848
God favors women
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>>132788973
It's a fungus. Some people think cancer is caused by funguses. Aint no fungus cocks i know of. At least ones not given thrush by females
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>>132786740
>flag
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>>132789108
Go home shekinah demon
>dont eat this
>has sex with it
>has no problems with adam's objections after she passes her devil fuckery to him in third person
>causes literal banishment procreative curses and fall of man
>God is a woman and has a gf and favours them
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>>132789140
Nazi flaggots are a bigger joke than leafs at this point
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>>132789054
You are not mutilated, good for you! I head that in burgerland they have doctor bite of foreskinn of inant or some shit like that.
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>>132789247
Yeah. And you sound like one
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