Trump & Putin Body Language Expert Explains why USA has Problem

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>>132770250
Body language "experts" are some of the biggest fucking charlatans around. Might as well read Ouija boards.

When has Trump NOT had that posture/stance?

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...HE LITERALLY SITS LIKE THAT EVERYWHERE!

>Look at him! He's Putin's bitch! PUTIN'S BIIIIITCH

Lol this guy is so salty it's gag-cringe worthy.

>it's a (((experts))) agree episode

FERTILE DELTA

>body language expert in animals... OH EVEN HUMANS GOYIM

Please shut up faggots

>>132770250
lmao this fucking guy

>>132770250
The manlet in the video is literally a fag.

>>132771900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHlaFC84s-8&

>>132770250
lol what a moron

Much more important:
>Putin is hunching over to accommodate Trump's overplayed bait stance; very atypical for Putin's usual body language
>Trump is making a big deal of throwing his masonic hand signals, which he has been careful about not always doing during the past two years, but switches back and forth to the mercy clasp; much more interesting would be to analyze what's being said when he changes hand postures

Guarding the crotch is bog standard 101 analysis. A guy of his age should be more sophisticated than that by now. Or maybe his framed picture of a dog on the wall indicates the limitations of his emotional ability.

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TRUMP IS PROOF THAT GAY GUYS HAVE SPERM! OHHHH LORD THIS FUCKING GUY! MY SIDES!

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>>132770250
>Body Language Expert

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>>132772679
seriously what the fuck did he mean by this

>>132770250
Only body language "expert" I think is real is a Bombard Body Langauge.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wAts-l8C7UE

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>>132774120
I have no fucking clue. This is full blown retardation at a level I've never seen. It's glorious.

>>132774120
He meant that he's raging sex-obsessed faggot who lost his cool and couldn't hide it any longer.

>>132772679
>therefore, ergo.
>therefore, therefore.
wdhmbt

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>Yes Master Putin! I will do anything for you!

this is obviously a parody

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>>132774576
It's the Return of the King, bow down bitch.

>>132770250
If this guy is not trolling then he has serious mental problems.

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>>132770250
Jesus Christ this guy is seriously retarded
>mah fertile delta
> that is a very common thing that Trump does
> he "man spreads" and puts his hands in the "mah fertile delta" position all the time regardless of who he is talking to

> that guy might seriously be retarded or have true trump derangement syndrome to the point that he needs to seek professional help

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>>132774635
this, how has no one else noticed?

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>>132774992
>>132774959
>>132774120

Hold onto your ass because this guy is for real 100% Legit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up1ijgR7ZQw

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>>132774266
This one is good

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>>132770250
I am an expert in spoken language, and by the tone of this man's voice, I can tell you that he is a homosexual.
Therefore, his interpretation of human, male body-language is biased and influenced with regards to his own narrow experience of human interaction as a homosexual man.

This is actually hilarious

>>132774266
Thank you for posting this, she actually knows what the fuck she's talking about and explains it to people who aren't in the know.

Do you think they discussed about Soros?

>>132770612
He does dog training, he just labeled himself an expert.

>>132770250
>two world leaders getting along is a problem

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>>132770250
>Trump is hiding a boner
>he is signaling Putin he loves him

>>132775324
>Tinder is a way of life
Holy shit, there's no way this guy is mentally healthy.

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>>132776884
And all the rioters are like--

>>132770250
Top kek

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>>132776884
>russia
>world leader

russia would be irrelevant if it wasn't so hostile, they're white skinned niggers

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>>132777965
It's called thank Boris Yeltsin for the YEARS of degeneracy and alcoholism in place of leadership with the Mafia trying to keep shit from falling apart.

You honestly think Putin killed all these people because they were against him? Fuck no. I imagine the mob took initiative because nothing in Russia was profitable at the time.

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Excellent video. Pretty much all the brilliant analysts and experts agree that Trump is a clown and a traitorous Russian dog. He will be impeached for this

>>132778279
Putin might have killed some of them. I don't care, I like the results and a soft man could never rule Russia.

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>>132778536
Oh I wouldn't doubt. Everyone just acts like NO ONE but Putin had reason to kill these people.

And when you have Asian Migrants, Islamic Militants, Slavs, Orthodox Christians, Albanians, Greeks, and Macedonians. Fuck yeah you need someone like Putin.

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>>132770250
I got your fertile delta genius....

>>132775324
This guy is satire and /pol/ misses the jokes once again

>>132775324
>Honda 2005
>with a brand new transmission
I was on the floor, but
>call me daddy

>>132779628
The guy's a fucking retard

>>132770250
The best thing about the MSM, lefties and other trash is that by focusing on something that isn't really there (muh Russian Collusion), Trump and folks are busy plotting a new course for the Western world but your all too busy with nonsense.

Keep barking up that tree.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrVeIKH14PQ

>>132778805
>putin had people killed
>but it's cool because other people might have wanted them dead anyways

dank reasoning

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>Fertile Delta

>>132779628
Yes, I couldn't tell if the posts in this thread were satire

>>132781451
What's better? Putin killing people? Or Russia devolving further into collapse, more nukes and other world-dangerous assets in the hands of people even worse, regional destabilization, former soviet satellites probably dropping back into total disarray, and everything else?

Sometimes life can't always be lolipops and rainbows.

"the inventor of Tinder should get a Nobel"
This guy is great

bomp

>>132774266
genious

bomp