this thread is for AMERICANS only
guns & eagles suck
>>132767021
Take that back motherfucker.
>>132766858
usa usa usa
>>132766858
Then where are the Native Americans?
>>132766858
not gonna lie. honest hardworking american here. it's hilarious watching this country going to shit. but seriously, we cant let this guy get the nukes.
>>132767135
"NOTHING TO DO... WITH ALL YOUR STRENGTH!"
>>132766858
AMERICAAAAA
>>132766858
>how to make sure that everyone but Americans posts in your thread
>>132766858
fuck im in and you wont get rid of me.
yeah
Black American here
>>132767157
Is it autum there must be a leaf about
Even the bongs know we rule:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/history/9204961/George-Washington-named-Britains-greatest-ever-foe.html
>>132767139
France.jpg
>>132767351
Get the fuck out.
>>132767366
>>132767425
90% of deaths were tourists, kek
>56%
>>132766858
>American safespace
You guys really need something to distract yourself from the orange baboon embarassing you at the G20 huh?
America... Fuck Yeah!!!
>>132767453
>Desecrating the flag
That was edgy like 100 years ago
>>132767408
You burgers are lard-arsed morons.
>>132767510
>>132767440
u mad white boi?
>>132767366
>In a murika thread
>Doesn't expect autism
Your country is dumber than a rock
Tfw free
>>132766858
Why is it bombing our flag?
Also, our military could kill the entire world. Pretty cool feeling.
>>132767558
You're just lucky George Washington decided to spare you.
He could have wiped you off the face of the earth but he was merciful and settled for booting you out of the colonies.
>>132767807
George Washington was a faggot
>>132766858
Haha Im a US flag but Im just hiding behind these flags hahaha. I think this country should ban weapons haha. But seriously im a US flag
>>132767855
A faggot who brought your empire to it's knees without breaking a sweat.
>>132767855
And he still managed to kick your ass with a rag tag group of ne'er do wells
>>132767955
But a faggot nonetheless
>>132767937
and the winer is ;
>>132767613
>>132767157
Could some amerifat explain this flag desecrating thing that has been on the rage lately? I haven't seen it manifest as a phenomenon to this degree in other western countries, hell not even our anarchist druggies (the lowest of all) in Athens don't do that shit when they chimp out at the police.
>>132766858
Illegal American here. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
>>132768026
Nah, George used to slay puss when he wasn't busy stomping British ass.
>>132767955
>>132767992
with the help of France
>>132768026
Gtfo this is FREEDOMLAND
Just ordered a free pizza from Papa Johns using my rewards points
God Bless Murica
Hi
>>132768238
>Joining the Coast Guard of the Military.
>>132768238
bye
>>132768234
Bless you fellow patriot.
>>132767937
>>132768067
THAT SHIT AINT EUROPEAN
>>132766858
Herro, im amelican cowboy bang bang. Can I join your thread 吗?
>>132768081
Niggaz be wild out here
>>132768190
And look at France now kek
>>132766858
>>132768190
We let them join in on the fun since they promised us rum from their Caribbean colonies.
George Washington stomped so much British ass they had to import colons from Germany just to meet the demand.
>>132768518
And yet here she is, losing the battle and destroying Europe.
>>132768869
>>132768553
>>132770005
>tfw a Portuguese is the only fuckable one.
>>132767937
Miss USA pageant is a joke. The state I live in literally picked the only minority to be our contestant. I'll give you a hint this is her tagline.
"As a fitness coach, she is an advocate for women's health and empowerment as well as children’s education and eliminating racism."
>>132771337
kay
>>132766858
Is It true that being American Is not about being born In the U S of A but about one feeling like an american, acting like an american and thinking like an american? Am I American If I respect and uphold the traditional Americanvalues and Idrals and If yes, considering that I do uphold them, can I stay In this thread?
>>132770005
greece and portugal win this one. god we're such a disgrace. fatties should seriously be held at gunpoint and told to exercise or get the zyklon.
>>132771656
Raise your right hand and repeat after me:
"I hereby declare, on oath, that I absolutely and entirely renounce and abjure all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince, potentate, state, or sovereignty, of whom or which I have heretofore been a subject or citizen; that I will support and defend the Constitution and laws of the United States of America against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I will bear arms on behalf of the United States when required by the law; that I will perform noncombatant service in the Armed Forces of the United States when required by the law; that I will perform work of national importance under civilian direction when required by the law; and that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; so help me God."
OK, you're in.
>>132771986
No, please
>>132771986
He has to immigrate legally
>>132768081
30 years or so ago it was decided that desecrating the American flag falls under the protection of the First Amendment. Ultimately though its communists who hate freedom and love (((equality))) more!
>>132772393
OK, fuck off out of this thread then.
We're full.
>>132771656
unless you immigrate legally then no, you cant be a true american. but you are an important ally. if you were an american citizen then where ever you go in the world where you stand is american soil.
'member how we have the greatest military the world has ever witnessed
Post more American memes
>>132767366
>>132773941
America is not a meme
>>132772850
I immigrated legally but according to pol I'm not an American citizen because I'm brown
Can I immigrate? I solemnly swear to get diabeetus.
I hope you're going to be manifesting your destiny and pumping white seed into a Mexican womb.
>>132774225
oh its the ol'
>pol is one person
meme again
fuck off shareblue
>>132773941
>>132767021
Eagles at 2 seconds in. Guns... wait for it.
Friendly reminder that America is a continent.
>>132774343
Shes BR not Mex
>>132774468
friendly reminder that brazilians aren't human
>>132768518
It's almost as if academic achievement has nothing to do with political excellency.
>>132766858
American here. Farmer's tan is a go.
>>132774747
t >%
>>132774468
Fuck off spic.
We're the only country on earth with 'America' in our name so we call it that for short.
You dumbass spics to the south are the only people on earth who can't seem to figure that out.
>>132766858
i'm proud to be an American.
>>132774640
>political excellency.
>>132768067
She's definitely at least 25% white. Look at those facial features.
>>132774850
Leaf I'm guessing? No Brit or Aussie would be ashamed of thier flag
>>132767351
based black guy? is that yo ubuddy?
>>132766858
Ah, damn I read it though sorry I posted to admit I participated logically by reading the thread ah man they did too the rest those flags there you know..
feelsgoodman living in a legal state. I think i'm going to my local Marijuana store today to buy all sorts of buds, hell I can even get medicated BBQ ribs today, all legally.
>>132774747
why is the american white
>>132768518
>East German
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>132766858
somebody stop me, i'm norwegian
The USA is responsible for literally every single problem modern white countries face today
>>132774343
I wouldn't go that far but I'd definitely put some cockamole on her facidilla.
>>132775578
I'll call Finland. As pathetic as your army is, Finland should take you out by 6PM tomorrow.
>>132766858
DAILY REMINDER THAT
The mighty symbol of america is as meek and fake as it's people. A bird with so gay voice that he in fact has to be dubbed in all the movies. It's a nice parallel to the fact that foreigners are taking the jobs from americans' incapable hands lamo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RArGl2vkGI
the actual badass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33DWqRyAAUw
>>132768081
Some pissed off niggers and SJWs who want to piss off any current/former military personal and/or pro-american citizens. The people who do this are either communists or black people who have been indoctronated by the democratic party, who fought tooth and nail to keep them repressed, then tried hard to weaponize them since they could no longer repress them.
"We are gonna have those niggers voting for us for 200 years" - Lyndon Johnson
>>132766858
>maybe they won't notice my flag
>>132768238
Welcome, most picked on branch in the US Military. You get constantly mocked because your medals look like they came out of a cereal box and really do no PT training. The most "required" range time you get has groupings that can be beaten by a 9 year old. It's all because you're essecially the nerds of the group. You play on computers all day and fly vehicles that cost more than your entire family's income in their lives. Your sacrafice is well needed though. Someone had to do it while the real men go out and kick some firework enthusist's teeth in
>>132767021
>>132767453
>>132766858
american here, every other country can eat shit
>>132767637
>>132766858
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4difPEQ8wA4
>>132778868
Lol. That will never happen. Theyes no welfare in africa.
Return Florida you burgers!
>>132780138
Yeah they wouldn't give up the meal ticket they would rather have all the PRIVILEGE they get in the white man's country. While whining and complaining that there's not more freebies, and wondering why everyone seems to be racist when it's more like we just think their behavior is intolerable and they should go act like animals elsewhere.
Anyone else here regret voting for drumft? xD
>>132781069
You didn't vote for Trump You are a liar.
And a shill.
>>132780599
Our clay