First, I can't go too much into details and give all the proof I have, as the police is currently climbing the stairs up to my appartment. More info when I'll arrive in Argentina.
But yeah, Simone Veil, who's somme alleged "holocaust survivor" (holocaust is an hoax, more on that later too), and got a great funeral in France recently, was actually ADOLF HITLER!
Uncle Adolf, anticipating his incoming defeat against the cuck army, decided to undergo an identity swap procedure.
And what better disguise than a jewish woman?!?
The armored door won't hold much longer. Gotta go.