That handshake

>>132761866
Looks like they share a weary respect for one another. With just a dash of contempt.

They're both aggressive but respectful.

>>132761866
Trump is a power player and clearly setting the stage to control the narrative. He is 3 steps ahead of everybody and Putin is aware and hoping to work himself into a position to stay viable.

>>132761866

it was a very gentle shake

mutual respect

Putins hand is on top showing dominance trump is submissive

>>132761866
Holy shit that handshake is very promissing and alpha as fuck!

As you can see, no one is trying to dominate over the other by placing their hand on the front side (the hand that the viewer sees) but instead, both hands show.

This means that these men have a very good friendship and good times are about to come!

They do not insult each other and do not disrespect.

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>>132761866

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>>132761866
It's completely fucking obvious that Putin is dominant

>>132761866
An old friend helping a long-lost ally.

>>132761866

you can clearly tell that Trump is trying to make up for his hand beeing bottom by trying to clenching his fingers around Putin's palm

he wasnt happy at all

they're both trying not to laugh

>>132764629
*trying to clench

fucking typos

>>132764180
I am pretty sure that is their secret KGB handshake anon. DRUMPF is a Russian spy!

>>132763737
Look at the facial expression though, its like trump expected him to do it and let him. Putin looks kind of uneasy.

>>132761866
It lookedvto me like Trump was nervous and excited about meeting him, while Putin was like "I don't really care about you Donald."

https://youtu.be/-HvQ9rJxdkQ

>>132765288
>unarchived Business Insider
Hooktube that shit to prevent views. Just switch the domain in the url.

https://hooktube.com/-HvQ9rJxdkQ

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>>132761866
Trump is the bottom.

I thought so.

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>Trump handcucked again

If this thread isn't autism then I don't know autism. That said. Good handshake.

>>132763914
>>132764180
>>132763737
That shit only applies when standing up. When someone is sitting to your right the natural position of the hand when extending would be open with the palm facing up. Crawl back to your Soc101 hole faggots.

>>132764629

ok, I am pulling out

>>132765288

>>132765355
Macron probably has had plenty of practice doing this to people that sneered at his wife. Id say his hands are like vice grips.

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>>132765355
>Macron getting hoverhanded in a fucking handshake.
Is there anyone more beta than a frenchie?

>>132765632
it's actually interesting that Trump offered his hand facing upwards, then pulled him a bit during the handshake and then ended it really quick

that was planned

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>>132765558
have you been triggered reddit? it sounds like r/donald may have been triggered.

>>132765857

yes, a nazi LARPer on /pol/

lmao

>>132761866
It's like the handshake version of the top two baby faces in the ring for the championship.

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>>132766020
Top post mate.
You should share it on le rebbit.

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>>132763150
>3 steps ahead

3 steps ahead of his limo

>>132764180
Trump presented his hand with his palms facing up though, Putin didn't have a choice. In all honesty it seems like it was quite a respectful handshake, compared to Obama always trying to assert dominance. Seems like Trump was trying to convey he's willing to listen.

>>132766289

>get called out as LARPer
>triggered so hard you change your flag and resort to "le rebbit"

did you ask your mom if it's ok for you to join the alt-right?

>>132765288
Putin has been doing this for almost 20 years.

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>Vladimir you son of a bitch

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>>132766516
I changed my flag since it's irrelevant to the thread, mate. So I'm now using the shitflag for shitposting. My point still stands. No selfrespecting human being will use "lmao" on /pol/, you are now free to fuck off.

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>>132761866
Trump always shakes like this, he does it so he can pat their hand and assert dominance. He also pulls the shakee towards him in another display of dominance and to physically put the other off balance. It's all a display of dominance.

The up hand is not submission it is a power play, the i will offer you this small piece of control because we both know i am so powerful i could crush you like the weakling you are.

He has clearly been told not to do his pull and pat handshake leaving him with only an upward hand.

> 4d chess theory: Trump doesn't want the msm russia narrative to end because it's fucking with the dems so well, so he did an upward handshake to cause the media to talk about him being submissive to putin. Further making themselves look ridiculous stopping them from discussing real issues with the trump presidency leaving trump voters to continue ignoring the media and supporting trump rather than questioning his progress.

All that with a handshake...

>>132761866
send it over to bombard, she'll figure it out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75TzHD-RyK0

>>132767167
>>132767167
>No selfrespecting human being will use "lmao" on /pol/,
lmaoing @ ur life
are you an actual newfag?

>>132762097
/Thread

>>132765933
reddit is the new shill term, what will come after once the reddit insinuating has become stale??

>>132761866
It's a dominance move that Putin did. Be careful of handshakes like that. In that particular grip, the one whoms hand is in top is the dominant one. Subconsciously, the underhanded one feels inferior to their counterpart.

Thank you for sharing. Fag.

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>>132762097
or it means that trump is the man, you know how you hold a lady's hand before kissing it?

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>>132761866

Bros 4 life niggih

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>>132761866
Notice how Drumpf's hand is on the bottom

>>132768418
Of course à Egyptian has a gay picture saved on his pc

>>132762097

It must burn Trump's ass that so many people are saying that manlet stole the election for him.

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>>132763737
FWIW Trump offered his hand with his palm up. Maybe to make Putin happy. In jiu-jitsu, lying on your back can be a position of strength, too.

>>132763737
Are you fucking dumb? If you put someone's hand like Putin it put's them in the submissive position like a woman.

Clueless.

>>132768811
What is this another short nigga meme or something?

>>132765326
Why is the left obsessed with penises?

>>132767272
I love her channel, but
>CROSSING THE LEGS, THAT SHOWS DECEPTION!
>HERE'S ANOTHER TELL, HE LOOKS DOWN WHEN HE'S ASKED THAT QUESTION!

>>132765933
kys shill

The way Putin looks at Trump gives me a feeling of "We will work together, but I still prioritize Russia".

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>>132768822
>an*
what a waste of doubles
besides fuck you and your fake ass flag faggot, either show it or don't try to be slick cunt
>not having trump nudes saved
get with the times bitch

>>132763248
This

>>132762097
This

>>132765513
This

>>132765355
>Trump trying to stifle his laughter at this beta manlet squeezing the hell out of his hand.

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>>132768965
Something else, Trump pulled Putin's arm straight, which shows Trump's dominance. As other anons have posted, Putin loves body language, so perhaps Trump trapped him with the palm up. Trump loves the "rope-a-dope" strategy like with the "otherwise you'd be in jail" comeback.

You are now aware that analyzing body body language is basically a rorschach test and everyone in this thread is taking part in a psych experiment to gather data to better manipulate bardic.

>le based Putin
I'd prefer America Iraq'd us already. To elect governors, representatives, senators (+state attorneys and whatever), them forming a higher governmental body is about the only way we'll achieve a truly nationalist government.

Le based Putin's Russia is a self-protecting clique that lashes out on any independent force within the country. We've just got banned our Breitbart.

How does natsocs auto-correct to bardic?

>>132769933
Here I worked with a Russian from Vladivostok who said something similar. He wanted America to treat Russia like Iraq so that we'd have to take care of you!

PROOF THAT DRUMPF IS PUTINS COCK HOLSTER

THEY COLLUDED THIS PROVES IT

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>>132768220
/thread

Trump's used to being his bitch.

>>132770500
shut up faggot

>>132761866
not a physiologist but from Trumps posture and open stance it looks like he is willing to deal, he is also leaning in which could mean the same. Putin on the other hand is more wary, his left arm is in front of him in a defensive position, he is also more rigid and stiff looking. His hand is on top in the handshake but it may not inherently dominate since that looks like the only way they could shakes hands correctly whilst keeping the same open/defensive posture

>>132768965
>>132761866

nah, it was symbolism. he offered his palm, like USA will offer a chance to russia so they can discuss and repair their relationships

>>132769933
kys

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>>132761866
Both of them aced it. Seemed comfortable around eachother. People who have been hit in the face, know not to look for fights. They both know that very well. They know the lies spread about both of them. Same boat, really.

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>>132761866
I think this picture is more interesting, just look at the facial expression.

>>132768687
Wowwww people look at things before they interact with them LOL top kek, loled my balls off.

Also, this would be a lot more convincing if Putin wasn't already beginning to extend his right hand in the picture.

>>132761866
Is there a meme for tfw ww3 will be started because of overanalyzing handshakes?

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>>132761866
They show ease and mutual respect as they are part of the same side. But at the same time they have fear in them because the opposing side (globalist elites) are more powerful.

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>>132771000
That has certainly been Trump's position from the beginning. I'm glad we don't have a "Ms. President" who had compared Putin to Hitler, very insulting especially to a Russian.

>>132771821
I think this photo is from their first meeting. More dominance from Trump. This part is interesting, too.

>>132761866
>the body language they display is usually extremely important

citation needed

>>132761866
Absolutely nothing, it's just a handshake. You could think that putin's hand on top of Donald's was a symbol of dominance and power or you could think it was overcompensating from Putin's part while Trump is confident enough to let Putin dominate the handshake. It's all bullshit, there's no objective analysis of this, specially because acting is a thing.

It's known that the hand that tilts over the other persons hand, is the hand of the dominant individual.

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>>132772395
Rorschach weed?

Yes, Putin does seem wary the whole time, and interestingly, a lot of the wariness doesn't seem directed at Trump.

>>132767233
Great image

ITT: Hand Kremlinology

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>>132772753
One slip and they will "JFK" Trump's ass. Much easier this time since the media brainwashed the public into hating him.

I'm not so sure how hard it would for them to take out Putin though.

>>132769484
This

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>>132761866
When two grown men can look each other right in the eye and their fucking handshake means something. Cowards will never know this feel.

Moлoдeц

>>132768823

this

he sees them as trying to undermine his underdog election victory (which they are trying to do)

>>132765288

This is unbelieveable to me! The exchange was full of obvious hand-signals and secret handshake gestures!

They are brazenly throwing it in the whole world's face, colluding OPENLY against humanity.

Someone tell Keith Olbermann about this. I'm not up on all my secret body language, but for all we know they could have been discussing whether or not to drop a nuke on Brussels

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WOWEE ZOWEE GRONALB STRUMPLE BTFO!!!111

Body language is key here. I'm going to be the handshake commentator here.

We got KGB bond bad guy resting his unattentive hand in the shadow of the chair. Calm.

Principle Trump on the other hand, with a gleem of sarcasm in his smile, both hands... Attentive.

Trump wins this handshake.

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>>132768984
Learn hand shake language bumblefuck. Putting your palm up is submissive and putting the palm down is dominant.

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>>132768300

>>132773327
that

>>132773242
I feel sick at the thought of normies celebrating the "heroic" deep state doing something like that. Or maybe they would use "karma" as a platitude. Hopefully Pence would fuck them up good.

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the autism in this thread is palpable

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anyone got photo of the handshake between pena nieto and trump?

>>132772866
We don't know how much longer he will live so we have to meme him whilst we can.

>>132767272
>>132769241
Bombard's video is up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAts-l8C7UE

>>132761866

A #1 pick who has the potential to be the greatest, halfway into his rookie season meeting for the first time, the veteran undisputed best player in the league. Mutual respect

>>132761866
>It might seem stupid, but when leaders meet, the body language they display is usually extremely important,
no
this is stupid

wait for real news, faggot

>>132761866
Russia and the US will become allies.

>>132761866
>What does the handshake say /pol/?

That they were sitting and shook hands for a photo-op and that idiots will yabber about nothing for days on end.

>>132768822
Come on. Who doesn't want astral Trump watching over them while being in the company of naked hung Trump?

>>132761866
They both look like shy teenagers who just met.But it looks like a respectful handshake.

lol wow. a handshake photo-op is required anytime anyone mentions a war.

guys have enough job security yet?

>>132768823
Hey look here. There is liberal that thinks trump or /pol/ cares what they think!

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>putin:eh, are those the reporters that insulted you, comrade?
>putin: If you want, I could kill them
>tfw you realize the guy you're talking to is an ice cold killer

Putin absolutely dominates this handshake. No man is putting me palm up like a bitch. Putin holds his hand like he is greeting some fair lady. Fucking shamed by Russia again!

>>132761866
>That handshake
>What does the handshake say /pol/?
>It might seem stupid, but
>when leaders meet, the body language they display is usually extremely important, and the handshake is most important of all.
>When Putin met Obama, he would routinely display his dominance over him with his handshake. Putin is a master in body language.
>When Trudeau met Trump, he tried to be overly agressive and yank his arm, and shake his hand as hard as possible.
>This handshake looks unusal. What does it say to you /pol/?

This handshake clearly displays an intense brotherhood. A bond. I won't let you slip. This is a locking handshake that would be used if someone were dangling off of a cliff.

>>132769933

I know you're a true Russian and not being paid to shill like every other Russian flag or Russian proxying an American flag.

Not to mention full extendo reach vs uppercut grasp.

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>>132761866
Trump is a big guy for manlet putin.

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What do you think. It looks like we have a strong allie.

Trump is a power bottom

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They seem to be at pains to make eachother comfortable, which is slightly difficult because Putin is a foot shorter - hence trump has to extend his arm past the neutral midpoint. You can see that Putin is rising a bit out of his chair in an attempt to mitigate Trump's invasion of his half of the photo. However it still appears to be more successful than Trump's greetings with other world leaders.

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>>132773868
I'd let her feed my goat, if you catch my drift.

>>132772434
is this faggot in the front mr Junker?

>>132761866
What kind of a man shakes hands without standing up first? Pathetic, both of them.

>>132761866
"Don't fuck me over and we shall do great things"

It means Trump is submissive to Putin.

>>132775825
>mfw I realize I'm literally president

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>>132777466
Dunno but it does look like Jean-Claude Juncker.

Here's a clearer photo.

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>>132778441
Trump also displayed the same submissiveness to the President of China, Xi Jinping.

>>132778717
How fucking retarded are you people? If you're using your right arm from the inside the natural position is to go underhanded. If you're reaching OVER your body to shake a hand natural position is your hand over. right now reach with your right arm across your body and try to go palm up vs palm down. Now slap yourself in the face for being fucking retarded.

>>132769933
Just sort yourself out

>>132773868
who is this my god she is hot

>>132778931
>Plebbit everyone

This isn't r/the_donald kid. You need to go back.

>>132761866
Goddamn is it bad that I'm totally gonna shlick one off on that pic tonight

>>132778931
>I'll talk down to anons to feel smart
As other anons (including myself) have pointed out, while Trump gave Putin the "upper hand," he also pulled Putin's arm straight. So it was win-win. See >>132769854

>>132761866
There is palpable sexual tension. I hope they can keep their romantic affair hidden away from the media spotlight.

>>132761866
It says you need to go back
>>>/reddit/

>>132778931
>If you're using your right arm from the inside the natural position is to go underhanded

No. The natural position is to have the hands remain neutral. Just admit it, and get Trump's cock off of your face so you can see clearly. Admit that Trump is beta.

>>132768217
Twitter or worldstarhiphop

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>>132764180
Putin is a very psychological individual.
He intimidated Merkel several times with dogs, while she has been a cynophobe since early childhood.

On his first meeting with Sarkozy, he first listened the crap he had to say, then he verbally DESTROYED him making him understand he was like the dirt on his shoes.
This is Sarkozy after the exchange, he was so shaken the journalists initially thought he was drunk (even though he never drinks):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEpcPdcJqR8

>>132769854
Winner
"I come offering genuine friendship, but fuck with me and I'll bury you with the last Tsar"

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>>132761866
>>132762097
Trump looks subservient to Putin with Putins hand on top and dominant
>>132768984
>being in this much denial
Trump is so intimidated he isnt even trying to pull ony of his beta handshake tricks on Putin. He knows who the master is.

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Trump is even submissive to Japan's prime minister. Shinzo Abe realizes this he can't stop laughing.

Why is Trump such a submissive beta?

>>132765513
>>132774191
>We're autists for analyzing the body language of the two most powerful men in the world during their first meeting, at least in office.

See the graphic
>>132770500

>>132767917
Lmao, he's a newfag

>>132779998
Does Abe's twisted wrist look comfortable to you?

>>132767167
>No selfrespecting human being will use "lmao" on /pol/
lmao

>>132779532
>fat basement dwelling nazi larper calls someone else beta

>>132780116
What twisted wrist? His forearm is aligned with his wrist, r/the_donald.

>>132763737
Looks like Putin is to be his bitch

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>>132780228
>>fat basement dwelling nazi larper calls someone else beta

>Amerifat with a high body fat % filled with estrogen is denying his betaness

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>>132765355
Look at Macrons face talk about sperg

>>132769629
This

>>132780271
You do realize your wrist being limp and bent at a 90 degree angle is not alpha right?

>>132780384
>fat American too ashamed to display his actual flag calls me fat
>tfw in shape and mentally stable

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>>132780271
Last I checked, straight wrists don't twist down by 45 degrees.

And why are you so interested in spelling out the full name of an odious message board?

>>132761866
>It might seem stupid, but when leaders meet, the body language they display is usually extremely important, and the handshake is most important of all.

stopped reading

>>132780642
Correct but obviously plebbit

>>132780620
I hate it when cowards hide behind custom flags and insult our geographical flags, too. I wish they'd bring back the "new" flag system.

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>>132780642
>Last I checked, straight wrists don't twist down by 45 degrees.

>making stuff up to make your argument seem valid
>except 45 degrees not found

Here is another image of Trump being submissive to a fucking leaf. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>132780754
I'm obviously ribbit? I've never posted on that awful site. btw I think we're being slid.

>>132763737
That's bullshit. That is like saying because a chick is on top during sex, she is dominant yet it is the guy underneath who dictates the flow.

Plus it is far easier to pull a hand downwards from underneath than to push a hand down from above.

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>Trump getting intimidated by someone a foot shorter than him

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>>132761866
>what did he mean by this?

>>132767167
>No selfrespecting human being will use "lmao"
lmao

Serious question though, what's the appropriate response when you just want to reply to someone and tell them that their post or meme made you laugh? "kek" and "lmao" seem to be off the table "lol" seems childish, "haha" seems insincere as fuck. So what do?

>>132781056
>That is like saying because a chick is on top during sex, she is dominant yet it is the guy underneath who dictates the flow.

Wrong. She dictates the flow because she's riding you. You're not riding her.

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>>132781014
Trudeau's grip befits a ballerina who answers reporters in French whenever he's in Quebec.

>>132761866
Topkek.
Love how Trump is too afraid to pull his beta handshake tricks on Putin and just offers his submissive hand like a good boy
>>132781197
Servicing Putin as usual

>>132780846
why should we be ashamed? India and France are the ones who must hide their flags or face a barrage of insults

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>>132781197
Elbow Grasp - The elbow grasp, transmits more feeling than the wrist hold, and the shoulder hold.
In general, the wrist hold and the elbow grasp are acceptable only between close friends or relatives and in these cases, the initiator's left hand penetrates only the receiver's intimate zone.

It means close friends, but Trump is the submissive one in this friendship.

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>>132781197
Maybe to be extra intimate. Putin follows Trump's pat with pointing his finger.

>>132781339
>Canada doesn't have a French history

Amerifat education everyone.

>>132766020
>insert space
>make 2/10 joke
>insert space
>laugh at own joke
you won't be spared on the day of the rope

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Looks like Putin has the upper hand

>>132781597
Nice

>>132781296
Virgin detected

>>132781537
>India and France
Maybe they're the ones calling us lardburgers and [very low number]% behind custom flags.

>>132779813
Every Time i see this... I'm imagining an autistic retard writing it. Go back to Karma City.

>>132781801
>porn addict Amerifat detected

>>132781076
Putin could murder trump in a few seconds.

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>>132781676
Then I'll make sure to speak Spanish in New Mexico and Hawaiian in Hawaii... not.

>>132771886
I think it's a cool picture desu

>>132782037
Is it because you only know how to speak one language?

>inb4Iknowotherlanguages

>>132775216
Man I'm so much happier now that this fatherless flaming faggot isn't our president. I honestly dont' even give a shit that he is a nigger I forget about it altogether in lieu of the fact that he is far and away the most beta cucked fudge packing faggot to ever hold office in this country.

>>132769068
CIA crafted meme

>>132761866
IMO Trump is dominant even though Putin's hand is on top. Look at their arms. Trump's is bent while Putin's is completely straight what appears as Trump is drawing Putin towards himself.

>>132761866
It looks like Trump's other hand is about to reach over and enclose Putin's other hand.

There's respect from Putin for Trump and Trump barely just barely gloating.

>>132776656
meme it boys, has CNN received this yet?

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>>132781296
She is riding you. But YOU are fucking her, top or down doesn't matter. A girl can't fuck a guy, by definition.

>>132782515
Honestly I never even saw him as black because his father was Kenyan, not African American, and he grew up as a spoiled white kid who went to Punahou.

Too bad that his ISIS children live on, though.

>>132761866
>muh handshake
it's just a handshake you faggot. calm down

>>132781645
This is honestly how I would act with a pleasant acquaintance I hadn't seen in a while. Not a close friend of my inner circle but someone who I'm happy to see again and respect. Pretty cool.

>>132761866
Trump is accepting Putin's request for attention. He had to reach all the way across his own plane to meet Trump in the middle. But Trump stopped Putin short of breaching Trump's territory. Trump's hand is clearly in a better position to apply strength and squeeze. Arm bent, and bicep flexed, with his center fingers (the means by which the majority of forearm pressure is ever applied) are firmly in position and a squeeze is likely happening. Putin on the other hand, cannot squeeze, his fingers are at rest and his arm is in no position to apply strength or pressure. In this position, Trump could crush Putin's hand in a heartbeat, and Putin would have zero recourse, almost regardless of respective levels of actual strength of either party. Trump's fingers are "over the top" of Putin's hand, despite Putin's hand technically being "on top" of Trump's.

>>132761866
There are two things from this and maybe only one. Putin went in for a dominant handshake, Trump returned with what I call the felons handshake, its to make the other person feel safe on an aggressive non verbal but in reality it only allows the felon to run you over.

>>132781435
>>132781597
>>132781645
kek turns out this is actually news worthy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_znacxuhyU

Sadly I don't sense that Putin likes Trump very much. Primarily, he doesn't trust him (has an arm defending his chest/heart). But I do think he wants to be friendly with America, and he likes him far more than he likes Obama.

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>>132761866
this is the only aceptable one

>>132773868
>putting your palm up is submissive and putting the palm down is dominant.

Where are their fingers, faggot? Who has a grip in this image? Have you ever arm wrestled before, retard?

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>>132783124
This

>>132781339
It looks to me like he's offering his hand for Trump to kiss. God damn it, someone get that idiot out of our parliament.

so much otism in ITT
its just world leaders meeting and putting on a diplomatic smile for the press (that hates the fucking both of them), and discussing real deal sex appeal politics in private

>>132784005
>It looks to me like he's offering his hand for Trump to kiss.
kek yeah it does. People gave Trump shit for how he shook his hand but that's not a hand that was extended to be shook.

>>132784112
The real autism is thinking there is nothing meaningful in body language. Like that is actual dictionary autism, too.

>>132768811
>leddit

>>132784112
t. Autist

>>132761866
The more important thing to look at is Trump's other hand. He is signalling Putin that he wants to cup his balls

>>132761866
Trump's hand was in the bottom position, open palm

Submissive

Putin has the dominant hand position

>>132784283
the real awtism is pretending that you're some kind of expert on "body language" like a gay retard

>>132765355
No you dumb nigger. Even a child would be able to see that he is disgusted and trying to free his hand as fast as possible

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Putin on top trump on bottom

>>132784283
all the body language tells us is that one is a billionaire playboy golfer, and the other is a black belt judo master macho outdoors man
what's really important is the stuff they discuss in private, which we can only speculate upon

>>132778717
is it just me, or is this clearly submissive whereas OP's handshake is not

>>132784637
Body language isn't that difficult to analyse. Just need a brain.

>>132784923
But a handshake is supremely important. And that's not even my words, that's the words of Joe Navarro, a genuine expert in body language and former FBI agent. To suggest it means nothing is just flat-out wrong.

>A handshake is usually the first -and possibly only - physical contact we have with another person. How we do it, including its strength and how long it is maintained, can affect how we are perceived by the person we are greeting. We can all remember someone who shook our hand and left us feeling uncomfortable about them or about the situation. Don’t dismiss the power of a handshake to leave an impression. It is very significant.

>>132773868
>>132779060
ive searched for this image i cant find the source, can anyone else find out what the source is???

>>132785154
Pokerfag spotted

>>132785241
Her name is Saoli Sabatin.

>>132785320
No I'm not a degenerate loser.

>>132763737
>trying to getting facts from interpeting body language
Did you even read the warnings of Joe Navarro in his book?

>>132785154
and yet here you have a thread with 200+ replies trying to psycho-analyze a fucking handshake so you're just proving that you're not even the smart kind of autist

>>132785414
But anon the handshake is key to poker don't you know? You shake hands before every hand.

>>132761866


Putin has the advantage in pulling power, as Trump could only use his bicep nut Putin could use his whole shoulder and body.

But Trump has other hand at the ready, to smack the shit out of Putin in case he even begins to pull him forward.

Trump is portraying weakness, while being stronger; Putin is portraying strength, while being weaker.

Trump wins.

>>132785551
As I said, just need a brain. Don't get angry with me if you're not meeting that extremely low requirement.

>>132766954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txuWGoZF3ew

i think you guys are putting to much emphasis on trump showing his palm to putin, its something that glared out to me as a submissive gesture from the first time ive seen him give a handshake, but he does it every single time, and trump is alpha despite it. Now I think he just learned how to shake hands wrong and now, through his alphaness, refuses to shake hands by anyone's preconceptions & just deosnt give a shit

>>132774784
>https://hooktube.com/-HvQ9rJxdkQ
#2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqiGAAa3ZfI

>>132785154
sure, but this particular handshake is a diplomatic show for the press
their policies is what we should be discussing

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>>132761866
Putin is known to have a faggot handshake is limp. He has the upper hand literally (bitch move), but that weak shake screams closet to me. Probably is hoping Trump fucks him later like the little queen he is.

>>132785736
>analyzing a completely mundane social behavior
>'if u dont analyze body languge then ur a autist!!"
>le handshake expert

>>132785414
Thanks anon, too bad shes pregnant now

Putin has his arms covering his chest in a defensive pose. Trumps arms are open in a more welcoming way. I would say that Trump is genuine in seeking to work with Russia while Putin is still somewhat a
cautious.

>>132773878
those

>>132761866

seem lik Trump is about to kiss the Emperor´s hand

>>132785994
Agreed on that point. That said if we're to analyse either handshake, it should be the one that was secretly filmed i.e. their first.

>>132786154
>Putin has his arms covering his chest in a defensive pose.
This is the key point from that shake, I would say. It's totally subconscious.

>>132786035
Yeah no. Trump is clearly the submissive one in this relationship with that bottom palm

>>132786154
Bombard agrees.
>>132774784

>>132763150
FPBP
>>132762382
>>132763248

>handshake analysis
stfu retards

>>132761866
Both legs are open with each crotch easily in sight to be admired. This is an alpha way to sit.

With trumps hand placed underneath Putin's, it gives it more of the look that Trump is accepting a handshake which Putin offered. This is displaying a higher status by Trump.

It definitely helps that Trump is the bigger man, so Putin would have to reach more but the look in each other's eyes shows they both respect the other. Honestly can't say who has the more dominant body language. Both these men are as alpha as you get.

>>132771886

Putin watched house of cards, and recommended it to minister of defense.

based

>>132761866
looks like collusion to me

>>132776390
Thats clearly a proxy you dumb fuck

I always thought the key was who initiated the handshake and on their first handshake, that was Trump.

>>132785414
>>132785556
Spotted low IQ faggots with no knowledge of game theory. I bet you're poor af too.

http://www.navarropoker.com/

it says we will retake constantinople

>>132778931
This, fucking hell


I can't believe that this needs to be explained, I guess the shills just can't fucking resist today

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>>132786429
I've met Putin, he is very likely a faggot and his shake is weak as fuck. From an American's point of view that is disgusting. I couldn't believe it when I shook his hand at the Sochi Olympics. Pretty sure he is gay honestly.

>>132786610
Yeah. I mean if you think about it even in the context of a handshake between two strangers, the person who extends their hand first is the one who is more dominant.

>>132786644
Congratulations on playing poker and telling everyone you do so. We definitely care. I did not click your URL.

>>132786753
>judo black belt
>weak
Sure thing LARPing faggot.
Keep your fantasies to yourself

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>>132784675
No need for name calling!
Why are you such a meanie, Anon?

>>132781242
topkekmatearoono
loldiddlydoo
lamaaayooo

all viable options
lmao

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According to the BBC's body language experts, Putin got cucked.

According to RT's body language experts, Trump got cucked.

It's fucking meaningless. Body language can signify emotions in the moment but it means little in the grand scheme of things. Actions are what matters. Not words or body language.

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>>132786949
I know a lot of fags that can flip a guy, I've even studied Judo. Doesn't matter. His handshake was crap. I looked him in those eyes and was blown away. The first thought I had was "faggot." I'm a chad and know a gay look and handshake when I see it.

>that man is a faggot

He's got his whole country eating out of his hand, and if they really knew there would be chaos.

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Better question:
Is Melania blowing Putin right now?

>>132785941
Nice.

Agreed, no war between Russia and the US, instead wipe the islam shit off the face of the earth.

>>132788801
I doubt it but it's interesting that they're both Slavs.

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>>132763737
Looks like the chivalrous hand

>>132761866
/pol/ the place to do to discuss handshakes with people who you do not know.

>>132789043
m'putin

>>132763737
no, no mate.. This is 4chan, you're not supposed to tell what this handshake really represents.
You are totally right, but 4CHANZ..

>>132773793
Go the FUCK back to r/Politics. You don't get points for posting here.

>>132768687
>Trump: come on putin take it
>Putin: in soviet russia i give hand
>Trump: America First

>>132780642
>>132781014
>Look at all those mangled wrists of foreign leaders! Trump BTFO.
>meanwhile, don't mind me and my third Reich flag, although I would probably be annihilated by the Nazis had I lived under their regime for being too weak
k

>>132792169
>those fingernails
porn has gone to shit

>>132761866
Ask Sky News, I have never had an unequal handshake I didn't know they existed until today.

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>>132761866
it means they're bros

>>132792169
audibly keked

Putin is the top.
Trump is the bottom.

>>132761866
Notice how putin fully extended his arm while trump didn't ? this shows that trump is the one dominant here, he is like literally saying i dont give a shit about you, you reach for me i wont tire myself.

>>132793623
lol

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>>132766394

Kek.

>>132765558
>>132763150
Being in this much denial.

>>132795099
Sometimes it is advantageous to play as a bottom because they never know what hits them when you switch it up.

>all these burgers ITT arguing about body language of 2 different cultures

lol

>>132763737

>correct

An educated amerifat, they do exist.

>>132766394
dude probably just had to fart really bad

>>132771821
>>132761866
Putin just don't give a fuck, it's a forth american president he is working with. Probably won't be the last. As he said - they can say whatever they want, but US agenda never changes.

>>132761866
that's a great pic

trump is great

>>132797600
I'm sure Putin feels differently about Trump and Obama.

The dislike is pretty obvious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P1q3IDjBaI

>>132761866
zero fucking result for mason ,silly poltards