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I sexually identify as CNN.
Ever since I was a boy, I dreamed of broadcasting fake news for the hardworking citizens of America.
People say to me that a person being a television network is impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful.
I’m having a therapist train me to spew leftist propaganda, indoctrinate the masses, and dox simple meme farmers.
From now on I want you guys to call me "Fake News" and respect my right to spread anti-American bullshit all over the country.
If you can’t accept me you’re a channelphobe and need to check your television privilege.
Do you accept me /pol/?
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>>132755090
No.
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>>132755090
You're safe here, Brother.
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Yes! I fully accept and support ur decision! Come give ur brothers buzzshit and Washington compost a hug!
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pronouns? :3
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>>132755565
I'm still very undecided about my pronouns... you may say that i am pronoun-fluid. However, I was thinking of fake news, fake news, and fake news
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As of right now, I need help finding a safe space. I am triggered by everything and hate it when people call me out for fake news! Please help, /pol/ brothers!
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