>France to ban sales of petrol and diesel cars by 2040
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/jul/06/france-ban-petrol-diesel-cars-2040-emmanuel-macron-volvo
>You just bought yourself an American made Ford Mustang.
>You feel "cool" and "powerful" as you drive down the street.
>You pull up to a red light.
>There's several sexy women crossing the street and a bunch of sexy women sitting outside at the sidewalk cafes.
>You rev your engine to try to get their attention.
>Most of the women ignore you. A few look at your car then look at you glaringly.
>You want to know what gives.
>Then you hear the "Huh huh huh huh!"; the distinctive sound of French laughter.
>You look to your side and see a Frenchman on a Vespa scooter has pulled up to the light as well.
>There's also a Frenchwoman on the back of the Vespa clinging to him.
>You didn't hear them approach because his Vespa is all electric and whisper quiet as mandated by French law.
>The Frenchman is pointing at your American-made Ford Mustang and laughing.
>The sexy women who were crossing the street are checking out the Frenchman's all electric Vespa and winking at him.
>The Frenchwoman on the back of the Vespa takes off her helmet and shakes her hair out.
>She's a total babe.
>She looks at your American-made Ford Mustang, smiles, and then looks at you.
>Your eyes look in an intense moment.
>She then purses her lips, as if she's going to blow you a kiss.
>However, just as you smile at her...
>She points at the exhaust of your American-made Ford Mustang and then let's out a noise from her pursed lips.
>"BBBBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!"
>The sexy women on the sidewalk and at the sidewalk cafe all start laughing at your American-made Ford Mustang, along with the Frenchman and Frenchwoman.
>The light then turns green and the all electric Vespa speeds off with it's whisper quiet electric engine leaving you to drown in a sea of laughter.
How do you feel right now?
Oh. And the Frenchwoman looked like this.