Uhm guys? Is he, dare I say, T H I C C?

Lately I've been noticing more people drinking regular come. I think the in thing now is to choose regular come over diet Coke so you can signal to everyone that you're healthy enough to budget a Coke into your diet.

>>132742922
Diet Coke is worse for you

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>>132742922
>Lately I've been noticing more people drinking regular come.

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>>132741596
T H I C C

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>>132741596
>for

his quack doctor said he is the fittest president ever. i just hope his doctor messes up on trump's cocaine dosage at some point

>>132742922
mmmmm regular come is alright but I'm partial to nigger come

>>132741596

>diet coke
>well-done steak with ketchup
>kfc and pizza with a fork

I think liberals might have been onto something that there is something wrong with this guy...

>>132743305
>boomerposting

truly the lowest form of banter

>>132743239

I only drink diet come

Pol truly and utterly btfo

Impeach now

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>>132741596
didn't realise trump was thin

>>132741596
it would be delusional of him to think he's not fat
he shouldn't be drinking that shit at his age and size, but he's basically achieved everything one can dream, so might as well let it loose and drink/eat what you want for the reminder of life

>>132742922
>Lately I've been noticing
>Lately
Took you long enough. Diet soda stopped being trendy 5+ years ago. I don't know of anyone who unironically drinks that shit anymore.

>>132743870
Trump doesn't care, he's a 70 year old Billionaire and bred 3 different women. One of them a supermodel.
Now he's President of the United States.

The dude conquered the world by anyone's metric. He can be overweight in his old age, it doesn't matter anymore. Enjoy that Diet Coke, Trump. If anyone has earned it, its him.

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>>132741596
I wonder how long someone was waiting for a picture to surface of Donald Trump near a diet coke.

He never said that he's not fat

>>132742922
In other countries people push it on you nonstop, you have no other choices.
Most of Europe and South America think Americans drink Coke and Pepsi nonstop all day.

avoiding sugar intake is red pilled. There's all sorts of medical problems associated with sugar, age faster n shit, plus look at how many fat fucks are in the US primarily caused by not resisting the sweetness of that crystalized white powder. Some 4chan scientist probably knows more about the effects than I do. All I know is it's the devil's cocaine.

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>>132745440
fake sugar is way worse.

>>132744737
every time he got fast food during the campaign people spammed that tweet as if Trump considers himself thin

>>132743025
Not for weight loss

>>132744112
>having 3 different wives
>cares about the sanctity of marriage
You can't have it both ways anon

>>132744957
Yet he judges those who are. What a hypocrite.

>>132742922

i like come zero

>>132745440
As redpilled as it is, real sugar is no worse than the shit they put in diet drinks.

>>132745941
>>cares about the sanctity of marriage

Since when has Trump ever claimed that?

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>>132743276
>Ivanka gets to have that on her face every night

It's just not fair.

>>132741596
Use your brain for a second. The quote is
>"I have never seen a thin person drinking diet coke"
Trump is making a joke, because he drinks diet coke. He knows that he is not a thin person. How can this go over your head. The statement remains true because he is acknowledging one of his flaws.

Do you think this'll be bigger than 2 scoopgate?

>>132745990
They can and often do the same right back and he doesn't care
equally opportunity insulter

>>132743370
Yeah he doesn't care how other people do things. It's probably his best quality.

>>132745730
Who cares? Losing weight is easy as fuck. A glass of coke shouldn't change that.

>>132745730
Artificial sweetener is worse because it gives you a taste for sugary things without giving your body the calorie payoff associated with them. Basically it tricks your body into thinking it needs more sugar to get the same caloric payoff, making you more likely to eat or drink other sweet things - taking two cookies instead of one, grabbing candy bars at the gas station when you fill up, etc.

Soda, even diet soda, is unhealthy as shit.

>>132746065
That maybe true, but I used to drink a 2 liter of coke per day. That comes out to around 800 calories just for my daily fluid intake. That's half your day's worth of calories from just beverages that doesn't do anything to satiate hunger or provide any nutrients. It's like drinking 2 McDoubles per day without the meaty goodness and cheese.
It's probably a trade off between strokes or diabetes. I choose stroke face over limb amputation.

>>132743025

that's a meme created by the (((sugar industry))) to keep you drinking the sugary jew

there is literally no evidence that aspartame causes cancer of any of that shit like people claim, and even if it did, you can get diet drinks with sucralose now anyway.

>>132742922
Diet soda is awful for you. Zero calories, but the chemical sweetener is bad in a plethora of ways.

>>132745624
I'm pretty sure I've got a fetish for THICC Trump. The idea of a big butt, curvy, soft-skinned Trump arouses me

>>132746403
>he doesn't care
Which is why we see butthurt tweets at 3 am?

>>132746750

could you name a couple and cite some sources?

the other claim is that diet soda makes you end up eating more, but that study was absurdly flawed if you actually look at it.

>>132741596
You could say he's a big guy,

>>132746603
>implying caloric intake is the onky inportant factor
If you drank 2 liters of diet coke per day you wouldn't be any better off

>>132747024
You really think he's actually insulted? He's playing them man how do you not get it yet.

>>132746094
Every evangelical cares about the sanctity of marriage, yet they voted for this man in droves.

National socialists on /pol/ constantly decry "muh degeneracy," yet they all voted for cheetodick 3 wives.

he was aways a pleb

>>132746750
It's not as bad as the immense amount of sugar in regular tonic pop.

Either way though don't drink tonic pop.

>>132747157
>muh 48d underwater backgammon
Keep telling yourself that.

>>132747476
>tonic pop
Could you be more of a faggot?

>>132747482
If you still haven't figured out how Trump trolls people exactly like you, then I'm not going to tell you because you deserve to spend the rest of your life wondering how he did it.

>>132743395
true. It will only get more pathetic as the year go on

>>132747557
That's rude

>>132747482
and you keep losing

>>132747640
Poe's Law. He's not trolling, he's just a triggered little cupcake throwing tantrums. It's embarassing.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

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>>132742922
I like drinking come sometime

>>132742922
>come
When you make the mistake once thats fine but twice wtf?

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>>132746750
I have seen no science on this just people assuming it's true because they heard other people say it.

>>132745081

Not entirely baseless. I probably drank 4-5 cans a day in my teens. Seems to me like that's par for most fatties here.

>>132747899
>no wall
>REPEAL AND REPLACE is fucked
>no jail time for Hilldawg
>No congressional term limits
>no infrastructure projects
>China isn't a currency manipulator anymore
>no plans to stop golfing
>not draining the swamp
>nepotism
Yeah, sounds like a real win. At least you got to steal a supreme court justice through obstructionism

>>132741596
oh he does it again

people are so predictable hes gonna get away with this bit forever

>>132747356
The alternative was someone out to destroy the family unit completely. The choice was between someone who's seen as disrespectful and someone who's purposeful using their power to ruin the institution.


You're retarded if you think the sanctity of marriage was enough to convince even the most hardcore of evangelicalists that Hillary was a better choice.

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He is thinking on the future of america

>>132748576
>HILLARY IS OUT TO DESTROY YOUR FAMBLY
more right wing propoganda. What has she ever said or done that would lead you to believe such nonsense?

dark cherry come for me

>>132744737

The pic from his campaign on his jet he was eating McDonald's with a Diet Coke retard

>>132749686
Removing traditional gender roles for one, you fucking idiot.

>right wing propaganda
Everything that doesn't fit your narrative is right wing propaganda

>>132741596
Is he physically unable to dress himself like a normal adult? What's with the tie?

The bottle seems a little thick too. Who has the original?

>>132748080

I loved this one during the campaign