If you met Hitler today, what would you say to him?

>>132736486
hello

Git r done

I've been waiting a long time for this moment, Father.

>>132736486
how do u live this long and why arent u fixing things

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Ryū ga waga teki wo kurau!

>sage slide threads

>>132736486
Moin mein Führer, alles fit im Schritt?

>>132736486
I will be your record

>>132736486
What Eva Braun Pussy tasted like?

>>132736486
yo dude the allies be finna land at Normandy nigga, also change your encryptions and shiet nigga yo cryto game is weak

Sorry

>>132736486
The Italians are gonna fuck up your plan to attack Russia

>>132736486
Don't start playing General and invade Russia.

>>132736486
Why did you fail us mein fuhrer? Quick, we must reclaim Germany and Europe from Jewery and free the rest of the world from its shackles.

>>132736486

You were right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioD50ZYOQEQ&index=16&list=PL0GfvwQ6PY1olHR_IgFW1m8mClrMV__En

>>132736486
YOUR GOINNA DIE!!!!!

>>132736486
why did you fuck up multiple times in the war (before the US got involved, no chance after that)

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>>132736486
Nice invasion plans bro
sage

>>132736486
Learn English, and speak to the American and British people directly. Their leaders are controlled by the Jews but the people will listen.

>>132736486

Stay away from the meth, and coke, and Russia...

shave your fucking mustache.

>>132736486
"Why didn't you move faster? There are still Jews! And now they are a thousand times worse!"

>>132736486
traps are not gay

>>132739861

Hitler was fluent in English and French

My Führer, how will you rise to power again?

Do you even lift?

>>132736486
If you lose, we're all fucked mate. Can I join the SS?

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>>132736486
>tut mir leid aber mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut.

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You won just look at the anti smoking laws you did it champ

>>132736486
Look, m8, your slavs are untermensh rhetoric has got to stop for your own good.

How we could win WW2

>>132736486

Is it just me or has Hitler the aura of an messiah?

>>132740524
This

>>132736486
Fuck you, Goober.

>>132741068

I would love to see Hitler beat you up desu

Boy does Europe need you these days

>>132741152
Fuck you Goober.

>>132736486

>wwyd if you saw hitler
>hitler
>failed art student

Yeah, I wanna supersize that.

>>132736486
What's for dinner? Something smells delicious!

Fucking Goobers.

>>132736486
the jews won

I don't think you're going to like the new Star Trek show.

>>132736486
"You sir were right and did nothing wrong."

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You're the inspiration.

Churchill will backstab you at Dunkirk. Don't trust him. You can end the war 5 years early.

Gas yourself you filthy Kike puppet. You gave the Jews the holocaust, which they've miles for almost a century now to get away with their vile kike shit.

>>132736486
You REALLY have to start killing jews, Mein Fuhrer.

hey fag, look at your beloved country now. that's what you get for messing with us.

>>132741549
Epic

>>132736486
I greet him in the fatherland language
Glutentag

>>132736486
At least you tried

>>132742054
Do you mean gutten tag?

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>>132736486
DIE ARIAN SCUM!

>>132736486
nothing much

>>132736486
Grüßgott

>>132736486

Thanks to you attacking Russia, and also not finishing off the Britbongs when you had the chance, it went from 3rd Reich, to Kike Reich.

Teach me senpai

>>132736486
"CNN reserves the right to publish his identity should any of that change."

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>>132739982

But the Hitler stache is reg.

>>132736486

Finish the job, Fuhrer!

>>132742054

Tag des Rachens, wenn du fucking Blatt

>>132736486
I love your book!
Can you sign it?

>>132736486
You should've listened to your fucking generals you dumb cunt.

>>132736486
stop attacking the world

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sorry we stopped you

>>132736486
your last relatives decided to not procreate, go breed some hoe addy.

Produce a secret heir so we can use him in the future to revive the National Socialist movement.

Fuck you, you racist, homophobic, antisemetic, mysoginistic piece of shit.

>>132742314
Rule Britannia!

>>132736486
You did everything right except you should have included blacks and arabs in the concentration camp. Now those parasites are eating your own people.

Don't you still have to pay the gas bill

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>>132736486

Just wait 50-70 years and most of the world will welcome your conquest.

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>>132742028
You want to say that (((you))) stand behind multiculturalism?!

"I'm sorry, I can't speak German."

>>132736486
You have work to do.

>>132736486
Where do i sign up mein fuhrer.

>>132736486
You fucked up pal, look what you've done.

>>132739642
lol

>>132736486
Thanks for ruining white nationalism for everyone bud.

>>132736486
Tell him to call off the 100m race at the 1936 olympics

>>132739828
Got you guys good

>>132744727
no. it's god that punished the goyim by making them weak against the filthy muslims.

>>132739642
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>>132739861
>>132739889
>>132740524
>>132740833
Hey retards, OP said if you met Hitler today, not in the past.

>>132736486
What is your favorite Animu?

>>132736486
good onya m8

>>132736486
Thank you for trying.

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>>132736486
Why'd you take money from the Jews and British?

>>132736486
Please mien Fuher, guide me to the fourth Riech

>>132736486
Now that drugs are illegal and you can't be high on whatever shit you were using all the time, what do you think?

>>132736486
DONT DOUBLE CROSS THE SOVIETS YOU RETARD

>>132746261
Whoever controls the money, controls the world. In other words, whoever controls the money is God. So who controls the money? Answer: Jewish bankers.

>>132744239
lol you are faggot
you read the Guardian I suppose?

You have the finest generals at your disposal. Please listen to them, as the future of Germany depends on it. Also, make sure you mop up the Western front before making one in the East. Tell Japan to not involve the US, and when you do invade Russia, have Japan go through Manchuria to fuck Russia up from two sides. Also, equip your soldiers for winter conditions. Get rid of the guy giving you vitamins. He's actually giving you amphetamines and opiates.
Most of all I'd tell him that he'd become the single most influential man in history, and that I have nothing but respect for mein Führer

>>132736486
No matter what people say, you were the greatest leader Germany ever had.

We will drink together in Valhalla.

Sieg Heil.

>>132736486
Stick to art, just write your thoughts as a political manifesto for the future.

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>>132736486
Sorry things didn't work out

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>>132736486
Shouldn't take that much meth. Should listen to you general retard- Finish you campaign in Britania the get to the eastern front.

>>132736486
Why the fuck did you commit suicide like a bitch in the bunker instead of putting on a Bavarian corporal's uniform, taking to the streets, and falling to a hail of Bolshevik lead as you emptied your Luger into their ranks?

>>132736486
You should have listened to your generals and had a back up plan if things went south faggot.

>>132743716
"We've been here for five fucking minutes and Sixta's gotta life us with god-damn illiterate retard-ese?"

>>132747025
>Tell Japan to not involve the US
>Implying the US was not already involved
>Implying the US would have not been allied with the allies the whole time even without pearl harbor

>>132747484
yes, the lend lease program started already before
without it, UK would have been bankrupt and Soviet Union might have lost the war
and they were embargoing Japan since 1940

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>>132736486
Attack USSR but don't declare war to the US. Tream up with US against commies to prevent them allying with Britain.

>>132746261
Hey Mr. Jew. Gonna be in the land of chosen ones™. Get I get any serious tips, like where to go in order to get the best food, or to feel the spirit (if Satan has one) of Israel?

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>>132738519
redneck
>>132739642
nigger
>>132739657
misinformed
>>132739758
truthier
>>132739828
triggered
>>132739889
intelligent
>>132740764
liberal
>>132743376
real American views
>>132744237
wishes was there
>>132745534
former libertarian
>>132746808
in denial
>>132747243
left leaning nazi
Thats /pol/ ladies and gentalmen

>>132736486
Do NOT invade Russia before you've finished off Britain.

Just show him a lot of youtube vidyas and point and laff at him crying like a bitch desu

>>132747867
there was no way for Germany to finish off Britain, even with a more successsful Battle of Britain in the summer of 1940, a full invasion was totally unrealistic

>>132736486
Shooting kikes in the head would have been quicker and more efficient then gassing them.

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Please sign

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>>132736486

>>132736486
Please my Fuhrer, do not spare the UK, kill every man woman and child, and do not go to war with the USA until you have the atom bomb, develop it before them at all costs. Nuke washington and execute every single jew you can find.

Ensure the jewish race will never rise again, for they will try in the future to genocide our people.

>>132736486
I wish you Better luck this time

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You did your best Mein fuhrer. I will continue where you left off.

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>>132748126
If the Luftwaffe kept on bombing RAF bases instead of starting the blitz and going after the cities Hitler would have been able to knock out the RAF for good. Then he could have started an invasion and won, because there's no way we would have been able to recall enough troops from the Middle East or South East asia in time to stop the blitzkrieg. Then after that, make a puppet government with Mosley in charge

>>132736486
You did nothing wrong

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>>132748482
Frankly my Fuhrer, on the matter of the UK, it is best to kill them, for their fate if this war is lost is far worse than death.

>>132736486
oy vey

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>>132741389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL510G3ioYU

>>132748706
still a very slim chance though
German army was build up for a huge war in the east, not for an invasion of the UK
we did not have the naval capabilities to invade as well
if you could teleport german divisions on british soil, yes , we would have won easily. but thats science fiction.

>>132736486
Thanks for the eastern territories, sucker

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>>132736486
I would say "don't stop bombing RAF airfields, only invade USSR once Britain has been defeated in the British Isles and you have control of the Middle East and its oil. Let your generals have a bit more control and get Franco and Salazar to join the Axis. Also, get Japan to invade the USSR at the same time as you, and only bomb Pearly Harbour once you have atomic weapons. Invade Sweden and ally or invade Turkey. Also, kill more Jews."

Stop cunting around with superweapons, wierd shit, and focus on cold weather proofing your soldiers.

Make Panthers....thats it, Panthers. Kit all your soldiers out with StG44s, MG42s.

Leave Africa and Russia alone for now, consolidate Europe and get its manufacturing capabilities running to supply your war machine. Organize some sort of sitdown with the UK and USA, hash out a peace deal.

Then fuck Africa up, harvest its resources.

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Would thank him for trying his best senpai. https://youtu.be/rBqwxRzu8os

>>132748706
German aircraft production was far below British levels the entire time. Under no circumstances was he going to win, and even if he did, the problem is that the royal navy controls the channel. Any landing in force would be cut off by the royal navy moving south into the channel to block reinforcement, ensuring its defeat by the not insubstantial British army at home.


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Sea_Lion_(wargame)

>>132749582
Franco was convinced the Nazis would lose the war.

The chief of our Abwehr,a traitor known Canaris, even told him that he was right at a meeting in 1940. Franco was grateful for his honesty and gave his widow payments after the war until her death,

>>132749722
yup

>>132749722
But if Hitler kept on bombing the airfields, the RAF would have nowhere to take off from. And without air superiority, the Royal Navy would be obliterated

Your Grandmother was a Jew.

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>>132742028
BACK
IN
THE
OVEN

>>132736486
Thanks man, my dad and I are big fans

>>132749840
That's why I said persuade. Persuade Franco that the axis would win the war,, maybe bribe him with control of Morocco and part of France. Also, I think that if Hitler showed that he could beat Britain then Franco would think the war was winnable.

>>132736486
We forgive and ask for your forgiveness.
You did nothing wrong.

Stalingrad isn't worth it, don't send them.

Let me see your paintings.

>>132736486

I'd say "Mein Fuhrer. Deine Kampf ist Mein Kampf. Gas alle Juden."

>>132736486
Are you happy ?
50+ years or commie occupation in EU.
Your "master race" now mixed with shitskins blacks and nignogs.
Your "fatherland" is joke of a country.

ARE YOU HAPPY ADOLF ?

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>>132736486
Don't invade Russia dawg. Trust me homie

>>132744239
is this supposed to be ironic?

>>132736486
Hello there traveller, and welcome to the year 2267!
Now give me your clothes and your wallet or I will turn you to atomic dust with my nuclear ray gun (wave phone menacingly at him)

>>132749991
The battle of Britain was a war of attrition for the luftwaffe they could not hope to replace their losses and indeed their number of aircraft by the end had fallen substantially. The Raf actually ended the conflict with more operational fighters than it began. So no, they weren't about to lose. German production was very poorly organized and wasn't even put onto a war economy footing until 1944. Hitler hated the rationing in the first world War home front and avoided it in the second world War, withholding production from his military.
Secondly the royal navy was extremely large and powerful, and they weren't sitting at dover waiting to be bombed. They were staying safe further away at places like scapa. When the German Cross channel invasion began they would have sailed into the channel and cut it off. Much like Normandy later, you only get one shot at these things. The amount of men and material used to get a beach head is irreplaceable. The royal navy is so powerful they would have easily blocked reinforcement, sunk troop transports, and bombarded the landing zones from the sea. It would have been a disaster for the Germans. Why do you think the allies waited so long for Normandy? You need a huge advantage to pull off an amphibious invasion against defended land.

>>132749553
>LE BASED POLAND XDDD

Fuck offyou bicycle thief, carpentry wage suppresing scum. Literally kys you butthurt menace.

>>132750740
>Literally kys you butthurt menace.

self awareness : not found

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Never get involved in a land war in Asia!

>>132750824
for one thing you should be grateful though
without Hitler, over 10% of the polish population would be jewish nowadays

>>132736486
lol nice meme hitler xdddddd

>>132750824
Good goy

"We fought the wrong side" https://youtu.be/9jhogG3evd8

>>132750675
this

iirc for every aircraft Germany produced, UK produced 3
and they were in advantage because defense and the Spitfire was pretty good, something Goering was too proud to realize, even after several Luftwaffe aces told him that

>>132736486
Since I don't know German, nothing.

>>132739690
from its "shekels"

>>132736486
I feel as though I have failed you.

>>132751463
We get to fight on the right one this year

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>>132736486
Heil Hitler