Holy fucking shit PRAISE KEK!!

It looks like space time is warping around that handshake.

>>132735697
Guys, I can't remember where I read this, but someone posited that Russia could have had a hand in hacking into the United States presidential election and changing all the votes so that Trump won. Can't remember where I saw this but we may want to look into it.

>>132735697
"So you're the man who got me elected."
"Pleased to finally meet you in person, Donald."

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Did Putin just hack that handshake...?

is putin like 4'5?

>>132735913
>open post
>start writing "it looks like space time is"
>look at the first reply

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>>132735982
good idea cunt.

Listen, hugbox redditors. Not everyone who disagrees with you is deep into psyops or a shill. Some people just disagree. For instance, me.

Rural white voter here. Voting for Trump was possibly the biggest mistake of my life. Probably the worst president we've had in the last 500 years. We must impeach him now and lock up his most fervent supporters. The travel ban is racist and the white house is literally full of islamophobic texts and art. Hate can only be defeated by destroying it from the top down.

On top of his blatant racism, now he is literally destroying the planet earth and ruining young and promising female entertainers' lives. What about our children? Do the right thing, fellow rural white voters. Call your senator or congressman and set things right.

>>132736256
Is this the image for ants? Also, you even have the shareblue mentioned in your filename
You either have a realy wicked sense of humour or are actually a shill

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>>132736256
How many levels of irony are you on at the moment?

>>132736405
No shill calls themselves a shill, you dumb newfag cunt.

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>>132736405
What you think cunt? How is that gryzby pierogi going for ya?

>>132735982
I've seen this post before

>>132736256
>flag

>>132736256
>Rural white voter
>Trump's racist and destroying the Earth
>Australia

>>132736256
What about the children? Wont somebody think of the children?! KYS

>>132736616
>>132736599
God damn it, I forgot Australians travel in packs...
Also, what's with this baboon you posted in 'ere, that has been named in the filename "Myexgirlfriend"
Does it have mental damage?
Also, I don't eat pierogi, but I'm doing fine, thanks for your concern

>>132735697
why are there still so many shills here in the responses?

Are you guys even getting paid to shill when /pol/ is on it's downtime?

>>132735697
Retaking Constantinople in 5... 4...

>>132736587
just 1 it seems

>larping as shareblue who forgot to change file name and flag

>>132736785
>>132736759
>>132736755
I want you three dumb fucking cunts to neck yourselves and realise what a shitpost is, but I guess that's not possible because fucking burgers can't comprehend a single fucking thing. Bunch of motherfucking inbred poofters.

>>132735982

Stop the presses and call the jews!

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>>132736256
Are you even exist?

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>>132735697
Finally enough evidence for the impeachment

>blame the election hacking on Russia
>shake hands with Putin the next day
I'm glad that Putin realizes that Trump was just playing the media.

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>>132735982

THE FIRST PRIMARCH HAS BEEN CHOSEN

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>>132736256
Shareblue is pathetic.

>>132736807
Ah yeah playing it off as bait, aren't ya? So typical of a fucking newfag.

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>>132736902
What is the meaning of this?Is it really Trump's hand or some sort of interstellar being?

>>132737374
Can't it be both?

>>132737301
Absolutely Astonishing!
You have perfected the way of typing like an Australian to such a degree that I can even smell crocodile feces and spiders from here!
Please talk more with your Uncanny accent, I wish to hear more of it!

>>132735982
>hacking paper ballots in the states that pushed Trump over the threshold

sure, m8

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>>132736911
That shill larp always gives me plenty of (you)s I love t_d newfags.

>>132737374
I bet he trained that handshake for the last
3 months.

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>>132737374
Secret handshake of the Deus Vulters

>>132737374

Too many leaders have escaped Trump's grip. But by holding their elbow it becomes harder for them to escape,

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>>132737374
he is doing a presidential wank to putin. u wdnt kno

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>>132736256
Are you trying to tell me red is blue and blue is red. How do i know which pill to take, Morhpeus?
You're just adding shill levels to:
>>132735982

>. Not everyone who disagrees with you is deep into psyops or a shill. Some people just disagree. For instance, me.

Instant canned authenticity as a human with a genuine opinion.

>Rural white voter here. Voting for Trump was possibly the biggest mistake of my life.

Then the group-think train leaves the station and anyone on the bandwagon dun goofed.

>We must impeach him now and lock up his most fervent supporters.

Zionist funding of the holocaust and propaganda confirmed

>Do the right thing, fellow rural white voters. Call your senator or congressman and set things right.

Standard political appeal, these drones can only type in washpost language. Beware the political teeth of this bait.

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>>132737589
Bring your pretty sisters to Australia and then we can talk.

>>132737374
its body language poltics
trump wants to be seen as top alpha dog maga king

the best way to do this is to grab the other person arm.

Obama didn't really fuck with body language.

Putin loves that shit.
He probably told trump to do that to keep his game going.

>>132735697
holy shit, the smoking gun
trump-russia connection confirmed

call CNN

>>132736256
Copy pasta fag
>500 years

>>132735697
Guys, I can't remember where I read this, but someone posited that Russia could have had a hand in hacking into the United States presidential election and changing all the votes so that Trump won. Can't remember where I saw this but we may want to look into it.

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>>132735697
Trump took two scoops again!

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>>132735697
>you will never be that comfy

Guys, I can't remember where I read this, but someone posited that Russia could have had a hand in hacking into the United States presidential election and changing all the votes so that Trump won. Can't remember where I saw this but we may want to look into it.

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>>132738396

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>>132735697
It's happening.

>>132738593
the memes they be true

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>>132738588

There is no reason Russia today and USA today cannot be friends, and to join forces would spell disaster for enemies like ISIS and state sponsors of terrorism, or people like Soros and Merkel.

>>132738593
Holy shit kek even got the handshake right.

so basically this tells us what the liberals have been trying to tell us the entire time

>>132735913
>>132736199
>great minds...

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>>132737275
A joke in poor taste. This one is much better.

>>132736256
>sharebluememesample4.jpg

>>132738593
Praise Trump! Hes gonna take back constantinopole and import in more BASED BLACK CHRISTIAN MEN. BASED. I will offer my wife and daughter to the first based black man or based jew man I see!!!! MAGA

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>>132738801

>and to join forces would spell disaster for enemies like ISIS and state sponsors of terrorism

Holy shit, mate, you've just described one of my best dreams.

>>132735697
God Emperor meets God Tsar. Trully a remarkable day.

>>132736199
you motherfucker.

>>132738593
>This picture predates this handshake by a full three years
/pol/, I'm actually getting a little freaked out, but excited too.

>>132738593
>That ugly building is still standing

>>132739692
The towers have been converted in to bell towers :^)

>>132738983
>liberals lose election through poorly veiled corruption scandals and fronting a literally autistic robot for a candidate
>they cry foul and try to start WWIII with Russia because feefees
>Trump and Putin, starting today, begin a massive collaborative effort to remove kebab and yalmulke, leftists worldwide start losing their shit in droves
>RWDS sweep the streets, with full military support
>Constantinople retaken, Erdogan impaled in front of the reclaimed Hagia Sophia
>all the saved dosh not importing rapefugees sends man to the Moon, Mars, and Beyond
>echoing silently through out the rest of time, your tears dripping onto your cum-streaked pant legs

You have 10 seconds to justify Cold War sentiments in CURRENT YEAR.

>>132740000
Numbers confirm. Numbers confirm.

>Trump needs two hands to shake one hand of Putin

drumpf btfo

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>>132740000
PRAISE

>>132736256

Whats matter shareblue shill....new here...didnt realise your flag country shows up ....pretendig to be white....pretendig to vote for trump...pretending to be american.....haha faggot got kek'd!

>>132736256
>the travel ban is racist

Stopped reading there. Into the trash it goes.

>>132736902
Did Putin get plastic surgery on his face or something, he's starting to look like that cat face lady

Look at em. Look at the fear in his eyes knowing we cant be friends. He crys wheres Obama? There is no fixing a broken mans heart.

>>132738269
That pig needs a hug stat!

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>>132740000
witnessed

>>132735982
>I can't remember where I read this,

In the Jew media.

>>132740693
I heard that he does get plastic surgery

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>>132736256

Absolutely not obvious shilling.

>>132740693
he took the bogpill

>>132738593
you motherfucker... even the handshake is right

>>132735913
Fpbp

>>132739248
It's happening. World peace soon, the NWO will fall.

>>132736933
Couldnt you just tell the jews that are there when you stop the presses?

>>132740693
its botox anon

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>>132735697
Remember to say thank you, Donald

HE DIDNT TRY TO PULL HIM HE DIDNT TRY TO PULL HIM HE DIDNT TRY TO PULL HIM HE DIDNT TRY TO PULL HIM HE DIDNT TRY TO PULL HIM HE DIDNT TRY TO PULL HIM HE DIDNT TRY TO PULL HIM HE DIDNT TRY TO PULL HIM HE DIDNT TRY TO PULL HIM HE DIDNT TRY TO PULL HIM HE DIDNT TRY TO PULL HIM HE DIDNT TRY TO PULL HIM HE DIDNT TRY TO PULL HIM HE DIDNT TRY TO PULL HIM HE DIDNT TRY TO PULL HIM HE DIDNT TRY TO PULL HIM HE DIDNT TRY TO PULL HIM HE DIDNT TRY TO PULL HIM

what is going on

>>132740693
Its obvious he's had work done to his jaw and eyes. Just look at pics from 10 years ago compared to now. It actually looks well done tho. Men seem to fare better than women when it comes to this.

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>>132740000
Operation Juggernaut, Activated

>>132741837
Trump is the bottom bitch in the relationship

>>132741767
The use of an Ass for a logo becomes more apt by the day.

Too bad your voter base has gone off the deep end and adopted three arrows as their symbol instead... Tsk tsk, and to think you would have won if you were just a hair more honest. Right after the first black Presidency too... how embarrassing.

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>>132740000
Shit niggas it's habbening

>>132742059
heil fuhrer Merkel

>>132741837
They're dear friends, no need to establish alpha status

Shadi-fukken-lay.

>>132738593
Pretty sure Trump has seen that pic.

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>>132735697

>LE PRAISE LE KEK XDDDD

Get the fuck out, r*eddit

>>132735913
quote of the day. topkek

>>132735697
>Trump uses the touch elbow trick
Damn, the nigga knows

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>>132736256

wew

>>132736256
go bait kangoroos, you abo nigger

>>132743304
Abo's can't afford internet mate, Centerlink doesn't pay them that much

>>132737929
Best chick I ever rooted was a Polish hooker. Franger ripped and I blew in her cunny too.

>>132735982
I don't know if I agree with everything you've said but seriously we can't let him get the nuclear codes, guys.

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>>132736256
Can't believe how many retards fell for your bait. I would say well done anon but it's just too fucking easy with autistic spergfags.

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trump really is a giant

>>132738593
ohh fuck now i get why trump did the handshake that way
god damn, i can't believe i'm getting out memed by the meme president

>>132740000
time to BLANDA UPPP