Kenyan chased by bears in Maine

>>132735223
Why are there Kenyans in Maine?

>>132735223

I got chased by some bears while cycling in the woods last week

I've got no proof but it happened!

>>132735223
Don't bears run at like 60km/h?

>>132735472
Were you at a dogging site?

>>132735525

Yes they do.

Pics or it didn't happen.

>>132735223
>BUT HE CAN'T SWIM!!!
niggers can't swim. THere is a TV show called spartan race, and on monday night, a bunch of niggers fell off a rope ladder into a pool, and two of them almost drowned on national TV. Funniest thing I ever saw.

>>132735223
>Kenyan gets a Breaking and Entering arrest
>Makes up insane story
Really zambonis my pepperoni

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>>132735525
actually its around 50km/h but I guess something like this happened here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkV_ztynYDM

watch the first 46 seconds

>>132735223
>nearby vacant house
That nigger wasn't chased by bears, he got caught breaking into a house!

That sounds like bullshit. Not even Usain Bolt could outrun a charging bear. Maybe the bears were not really charging, just following at a slower pace.

>>132735418
Probably living in Portland and doing nothing but training for the Boston Marathon

Bears swim too.

>>132735681
They can. They have a higher bone density so their buoyancy is poor but nothing that can't be overcome with a bit more efforts.

>>132735223
based black bears

>>132735472
This. Did not say where it was but there are no bears in Auburn or Lewiston, around My Apatite or Thorncrag Bird sanctuary which would be the places in the woods he was likely running at.

Bears don't become a thing till you get way out of town

>>132735223
>run 50+kmp/h
>nearby vacant house
suuuuuuure

>>132735418
>Why are there Kenyans in Maine?

that was my very first thought.

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>>132735223
>black bears
Lmao black bears are afraid of humans, do they expect me to believe this

>>132735730
KEK this, the coward nig is exaggerating as they always do

Went on a school hiking trip with a bunch of niggers, they instantly ran from any large animal including a deer. Niggers turned and ran so fast they didn't see the deer doing the same exact thing when it saw the niggers

>>132735223
Those retarted fuckers just wanted to meet their distant cousin

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>when you wanna snatch a runner but when you close up you see its a nigger and suddenly don't want to eat anymore

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>>132735223
Bear, noo!!! Dats racist!

>>132735223
even bears hate niggers

a shame he didnt die
>>132736156

>>132735223
Thought Obama was in Detroit

>>132736162

The problem with Black Bears is that when those faggots attack you, their main intention is usually to try and eat you.

So making yourself helpless or trying to get away will not help.

With a Brown Bear it's usually trying to make you get away from it or it's baby. Still Running away from it will make the fucking thing predetorial.

>>132735891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPmG8uAtBOc

>>132735223

now you know why africans are fast

the slower ones were eaten by lions and crocodiles

He bearly escaped.

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>>132736498

TOP KEK

>>132735223
>Maine

FFS I thought this place was white.

>>132735555
What's "dogging"?

>>132737084
It is. Like 98%.

>>132737231
public gangbang

>>132735223
jumping in a lake from bears is stupid anyway
fuckers swim much better than you and can kill underwater

>>132736162

>always pick up all trash, even organic

Love that the infographic has to explain that bears are attracted to trash and they don't just hate littering.

>>132736580
Kenyans are fast because they're from some high-altitude tribe and their lungs can absorb more oxygen. Which leads me to questioning what the fuck he's doing in Maine, if he's a Kenyan runner.

>>132735223
>thinks humans can out run bears

Bullshit, they fucking accelerate and maintain well beyond what any human can.

>>132735223
BELIEVE IT OR NOT

>>132735223
>black bears
what a pussy

>>132736498

Hahaha pathetic

>>132737543
wrong. bipedal animals have more endurance.

>>132736162

Didn't some chick get eaten while on the phone with her mom, by a grizzly? Why the fuck would you go out there without a gun anyway.

>>132735681
lmao

>>132735418
What prevents them?

Why didn't he just play dead?

>>132737785
Muh in tune with nature meme.

>>132737785

It's pretty hard to find phone reception in grizzly country. That's probably bullshit if the bear wasn't somewhere it wasn't expected to be.

>>132737781
You're mistaken, you're thinking of deer.
Humans can't sprint for as long as cheetahs and bears can.

>>132737514
Maybe he ran so fast he warped there

>>132738386
Sprint, correct. But humans have the best long distance running capabilities of any land mammal on Earth.

>>132735418
New England is like our little Europe. They're extremely white, they're absolute cucks and they even import their own refugees.

>>132736498
Why the hell would you go on a show with water knowing full well you can't swim. I thought the guy in this thread that said he laughed was just being edgy, but this was actually hilarious.

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>>132735223

Kenyans have an average IQ of 80.

Black Bears 'possess the largest and most convoluted brains relative to their size of any land mammal. In the animal kingdom, their intelligence compares with that of higher primates.'

i wonder which is smarter?

>>132738703
Alright, misunderstanding caused by vague vernacular.

>from Kenya
>home in Maine

God bless burgerland

>>132735223
A man is simply not going to outrun a bear.

t. wildlife biologist

>>132737781
For extreme distances we do but bears can run the 800 faster then if we took Usain Bolts 100 time and extrapolated that for an 800 and at that point your fucked. No human will make it to those extreme long distances.

>>132738872
>expecting niggers to have the ability to think ahead

you've a lot to learn republicuck

>>132735223
>Black man can outrun bears.
>White "man" can't and is eaten.
Evolution at work, ladies and gentlemen. Let the superior breed of humans dominate the planet.

>>132735223
Black on black violence, nothing to see here.

>>132737514
>>132737514

Typically in late july/august they have a marathon in Portland called the Beach to Beacon and a lot of foreigners come to participate in that.

With that said Lewiston is a cesspit full of somaliniggers and Portland is just as bad

>>132735223
I think bears can swim too. They're pretty smart.

>>132735798
Black bears usually are bluffing when they first charge. He probably didn't know that.

>>132735223
> He said he considered jumping in a nearby lake, BUT HE CAN'T SWIM!!!

Negroes cannot into swim everybody knows it. More interesting how he overrun a fucking bear, that impossible, bears are as fast as horses.

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>>132739755
dont let my picture fool you...im laughing at what this post says

>>132735223
I'm ok with this nigger, unless he starts stealing and running away

>>132735223
>>132735472
Time stamp is at 3:00 for the lazy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He7RsjcRiGM

>>132736498
And people think that there is going to be a race war?
Worst case scenario is that you have to build a moat. They'll never get across.

>>132735681
I had to use most of my willpower not to burst out laughing in front of my wife.

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>>132735223
Here is a little factoid for /pol/

There is a specific village(tribe) in Kenya which accounts for the vast majority of athletic accomplishments. They are such a small ethnic group that they account for 0.06% of the population.

They are a people who are historically known by other tribes to be cattle thieves. They have literally become the worlds best runners through centuries of stealing other peoples cattle and running away with them.

HAHA

>>132735223
Being a black guy in Maine seems like a good way to keep the mileage up.

>>132735223
I have the feeling the guy is lying.

>>132735223
Of course he's a professional runner and can outrun bears, how do you think they learn to run so fast? I'll tell ya, chasing chickens and running from lions and shiet.

>>132740797
Which one of them is the monkey?

>>132742057
damn.. disgusting mongrels look like THAATTT??!?!?

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>>132735223
>Moninda imagine you just stole a stereo, RUN RUN Moninda, I AM A NIGGER
We can't compete with that kind of motivation!

going near nature without maximum firepower.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj_bn62EbRQ

oh you!

>>132735223
We ran from bearz and sheeeit

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>>132742608
both of them

>>132737514
based china is right, training at elevation is much better than training in vacationland

>>132736162
>Stay Prepared
Bring a gun
>Encountering a bear
Aim at it and shoot it
>If charged
Shoot at it until it dies