First handshake between Trump and Putin

It's a power play

Glorious

>Drumpf meets his owner

>>132732157
AHAHAHAHAHAHA SOOO FUNNEHH HE SAID THE MEME, HE SAID THE MSM MEME

DRUMPFY BTFOOOO

Both trump and putin are puppets of the same kikes.

Proof of collusion. You're fucking done racists. Impeachment soon.

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>>132732238

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>>132732238

CNN IS SHAKING

I hope they smile and crack jokes

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>>132732349

>>132732238
Kolomoisky?

>>132732238
Was there ever a movie when the puppet goes insane and kills the master? If not, it should be done.

Meltdown for the libtards and dems

>>132732432
TRUMP NO!!!!!!!

why can't he properly shake hands with people?

>>132732432
>See Jew
>Walk away

Trump is truly /ourgoy/

>>132732574
Leaving pasta sauce stains on ppl's hands isn't a handshake Andrea

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>>132732235

>>132732644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7U3iiMG-Y4

not even shilling

>>132732574
>why can not he properly shake hands with people?
???????????????

>>132732039
Trump is leaning forward and is trying to pull him in, he obviously likes him and wants to get closer. Putin is standing his ground and looks indifferent.
It's pretty obvious who's who's bitch.

>>132732039
>If I grab his forearm domesitc media can't say I was submissive
Poor Trump, he has to think of everything.

>>132732783
That handshake must be taking him somewhere cos he's a couple Billions up on you Giovanni

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>>132732238
>putin are puppets of the same kikes.

you're thinking of "independent" Ukrainians man

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ITT: Handshake PhDs

Have same brainpower as ice cream scoop reporters

>>132732432
is there are single person that has had as many weird handshake encounters as trump?
not trying to bash him but there see to be so many cases where at least on party does something weird

>>132732432
what did he mean by this

>>132732513
He didn't go insane, but, *spoilers for The Departed (2008)*: [spoiler]Matt Damon's character betrays and kills Jack Nicholson's character after he finds out he was an informant.[/spoiler]

>>132732942
ITT: Anons who give "Alpha" Handshakes for they're Unemployment benefit

>>132732039
Well, Im glad.

>>132733027
He's autistic as fuck. It's a kind of turbo autismo-chad hybrid too powerful for this world.

>>132732942
wow great tits, pale skin, qt. literaly made for BBC action. no white can satisfy her with his tiny dick since average bbc is around 20 cm and whitey around 14-15 cm.

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>>132732432

Trump is just pretending! he is our shabbos-goy true and true

>>132732432

HOLY SHIT KIKES BTFO

>>132732942

That's my favorite female aesthetic.

>>132732039
Trump grabbed the bottom of his arm. That means he wants to be Putin's bottom bitch.

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>>132732039
I like the way Trump places his left hand, like as if he's cupping Putin's balls.

>>132733027
As much of a faggot that Trudeau is, he masterfully deflected the Trump handshake. It was the manliest thing I've ever seen him do.

MSM KIKELORDS ETERNALLY BTFO

Video:
https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/883283313527541761

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>>132732432
Now post the part where he returns and shakes his hand two seconds later

I can't remember where I read this, but someone posited that Russia could have had a hand in hacking into the United States presidential election and changing all the votes so that Trump won. Can't remember where I saw this but we may want to look into it?

>>132733213
>no white can satisfy her with his tiny dick since average bbc is around 20 cm and whitey around 14-15 cm
>average
>no white
I know you're baiting, but at least don't be so retarded.

>>132732685
This is perhaps the best reddit meme yet. Good job, you little faggots.

>>132733481
$0.10 has been deposited into your account from democratic organisers.

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MEMED INTO REALITY

>>132732785
Mexican intellectual.

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>>132732349

>>132733481
Dude, they just shook hands. How much more evidence of collusion do you need?

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>>132732942
thx for that pic now my branpowwr left 4 my dick

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WEBM!

>>132733540
well its not all about size too, i mean its imporant so size only disqualify most of the whites, but blacks are better at sex too, they are more wild, in better shape etc. they know how to satisfy woiman

>>132733383
>https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/883283313527541761

this actually looks pretty normal

>>132733560

look at that manlet smiling at trump like a thirsty freshman cheerleader smiles at the star Quarterback.

Sad.

>>132732039
Look at Trump's left hand.
He's pulling in Putin.
You know what that is? That's him pulling on a Judo practioner who supposedly is his boss. I do believe this has done more to shit on the "muh Russia" story than anything I've ever seen.

>>132733672
Kek. Is that Junker moping in the foreground?

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>>132732432
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>132733672
He pointed at Trump indicating that Trump was his guy! Trump didn't pull him in and hold the handshake, trying to assert dominance like he does with other world leaders! Trump-Russia collysion all but confirmed!

>>132733027
Don't blame him, blame the timeline that brought him to us.

>>132732785
Autistic

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>>132733672
nice

>>132732942
Would be fuckable if not for that jewish hair color/style

>>132732795
Everyone is Putins bitch, whats new

>>132733731
Putin at the end
>lol pull on my finger

Komrade Drumpfov

>>132733027

He's one of us. He is stricken with the 'tism.

He's a genius but has literally no idea how to act in public without sperging out

>>132732942
Sexy goats

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>>132732432
Drunkf

>>132733560
Made me smile :>)

People will be so salty if Trump improves Russian relations.

>>132732039

Trade-wise Western Europe and the rest of G20 are much more important than Russia.

He shouldn't have scrubbed an important meeting with them to meet Putin.

>>132732783
That smack from Jeb, wtf was that

>>132732583
To be fair all the Jews around him probably got him crazy

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>>132732039

Gay porn parody when?

I have a message for "President" Trump: Shut the fuck up.

P.S. Resign.

>>132734189
No

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>congratulations: you're married!
>now you can kiss

>>132734276
0/10 holy shit you're not even trying

test

>>132732942
God, I wish I was that goat.

>>132734402
test posters worst posters

>>132734402
test2

>>132732432
>>132732583
>>132733027

It was right after answering questions from the media.

He was so angry and tired about journalists asking "muh Russia" questions that he forgot to shake his master's hand.

>>132732039
He grabbed him by the Putty

>>132734390
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha Pewpewtin

>>132732942
hnnng

>>132734395

I don't have to try: I'm on the right side of history, fool.

>>132733383
>That butthurt Georgian in the comments.

>>132732238
delete this

>>132734347
For some reason I read this with the stereotypical Trump voice in my head.

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>>132734432

>>132732039
>first handshake
I thought they knew each other already, that's what CNN said.

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I hope trump will destroy that fucking corrupted fsb manlet.

>>132733862
Poor alcoholic bastard.

>>132734610
That's what Trump said.

>>132732937
ukrainian here
"гoлoвнe, щo нe мacкaлi"
is an opinion that is shared among a substantial portion of ukrainians. its fucking mind-numbing.

but ukrainians dont hate russians. they only hate imperialistic russians that view the ukrainian language as inferior
and we're not kikes you little faggot.
the khazars were a society made up of slavs/turko-tartars. only the ruling class converted to judaism.

>>132734678
Seriously? The absolute mad man.

>>132732432

What if US just wants to recover its trust while working for the same masters? Think about it. This could be good, or just a step back.

>>132733213
Please be more subtle when bbc baiting

>>132734088
> swedish flag

ahmed?

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>>132732039
Two of the ultimate Alpha Males in one room. This is amazing.

>>132734714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqT3h7f_tKE&ab_channel=ReasonReport

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>>132734390

> JEWS???
> More like EWWWS

>>132733672

That webm says quite a lot. Putin straight up gets the handshake game and Trump was amused that he got it.

No bullshit Macron pseudo-masochism, just acknowledgment. You'll probably see these two getting along quite well shortly.

>>132734960
This is Day 1 of Trump's 30 Day ISIS Defeat Plan. I can feel it. Nobody could defeat Trump and Putin if they're working together.

>>132732039
When your hands are small you have to use both? Idk

>>132734284
He's talking about the salty libtards in the US.

>>132735155
Kek. And liberals in RF too

>>132734960
this is the kind of analysis i hear on jewtv when they have absolutely nothing to say

The media will stockpile 1000s of pictures from today that they can use in articles for years to come.

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>>132735226
I love Russian liberals.

>>132734390
That's how priests used to kiss Tsar rings, ain't it? It's a touchy subject in russia with all the murder that commies did.

>>132732039
>too much contact
Are we in danger?

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>>132734104

I can't wait til 2048 when he's elected emperor of the world.

Look at that kid. A born fucking ruler.

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>>132733672
>2017
>things still filmed on a potato

>>132733672
What is Druncker thinking?

>>132733084
>ITT: Anons who give "Alpha" Handshakes for they're Unemployment benefit

TFW anons used this alpha handshake during many job interviews to deliberately stay on unemployment benefits due to guaranteed knockbacks from potential employers.

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>>132732942

I was 2 days into nofap, you fuck.

>>132735946
I see a spoiled Richie Rich, good luck with him.

>>132733672
>thank you master

>>132733253
>Perfect body.
>Pale skin.
>Short hair.
Too bad she has to ruin her looks with that short hair.

>>132735299

You also read it on /pol/ when we have nothing to say.

I just wanted to see if any redditors jumped on it like it was a 3d chess thing (1 bite).

>>132736300
That's the number of days it takes me to fail. Every time.

>>132736340

If you promise not to post anymore disparaging comments about Barron, he won't put you up against the wall in 30 years.

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>>132733672
Very good handshake, Putin didn't try to do some cringe counter handshake but actually leaned in and pointed at Trump as he was patted on the elbow. They both had strong body language and didn't act like idiots in a penis comparison size competition but acted more like they were both comfortable with the size of their dicks.

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I wish I could be there. I would ask to be a cushion for Trump or Putin, and they could sit their glorious rumps on my subservient back. I would be a loyal and steadfast seat for them, and would be glad to absorb the farts they may or may not emit upon me, savoring the delicate rumble with the thrill that my fabric would become the possessor of a portion of their divine essence.

>>132732086
This, he is grabbing Putins elbow and Putin allows it.

>>132732942
whos this?

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>>132734402
Wanna buy some?

>>132736768

honestly nah yeah.

>>132734959
Those were orthodox priests

>>132736300
Two days of success.
One more is easy by comparison.

>>132734189
The CIA tried really fucking hard to make trump be hard on Russia, he doesn't give a fuck.

>>132732942
She could help me feed the geese if you know what I'm saying.

>>132732432
>>132732432
That gif is racist, it shows that symbol in close proximity to peoples faces.

>>132737037
Do you have a farm? Do you need a farmhand to aid your daily labors?

>>132733560
What is this wax statue of Donald Tusk doing on G20 summit?

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>>132737092
lolololol what the fuck is there better quality of this one?

>>132734551
Well hes right

>>132737092
cool meme but everyone can see he's just informally introducing them here

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>>132737193

>Donald Tusk

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>>132732432
TRUMP IS A ZIONIST KEKOLD

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>>132732238
NOOOT HAPPENING GOY

>>132732039
Absolutely Masonic. The strong grip of the lions paw.

Trump is going to assist Putin in reviving the Russian Empire.

>>132732391
That's what I see

>>132732238
Their both masons, which is kikery for good goys.

But you never know. Maybe they're not really good goys on the inside.

>>132736612

I hate to agree with a Germ. But it's right.

Barron is just an autistic rich kid. I don't see any of the leadership material that memers like to claim about him.

>>132733213

A FUCKING LEAF

>>132737118
9/10 anon

Good quality morning chuckle

>>132733672
this is the proof CNN needs
you cant deny he is a russian spy

>>132732866
You could almost say that handshake involves TWO SCOOPS!

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>>132736858

No idea. Someone posted it in the Poland Trump visit thread yesterday. Perhaps a literal /pol/ack -- maybe that's their traditional goat feeding outfit

>>132736300
>2 days
What? I usually jerk off once in 3 days, without any nofap.

>>132737945
We can't all be like the Latvian Master Race.

>>132732432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

>>132737932
Gotta keep in mind that Putin grow up in the USSR and probably didn't get enough nutrients for good growth.

Xi probably comes from a family of prominence that has been prominent for quite some time.

>>132734390
top kek the fucking fist

DFONLAD DROMPF TWO HANDES?

>>132737898
http://elestimulo.com/ub/saoli-sabatini-muneca-de-porcelana/ Here you go, baby.

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>>132732039
>world leaders play buddy buddy while we fight each other
Really makes ya think

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>>132737932
Kek

>>132737945
is it bad i jerk off whenever i want, like sometimes i go days or weeks without, then one night i just blast 4 nuts within an hour or so

>>132732432
OY VEY

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>>132738238
data acquired
thanks snake

>>132734207
Tradewise (and every otherwise) a fucking American media pushed WAR WITH FUCKING RUSSIA is the most important thing he could be dealing with you uneducated fucking idiot.

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>>132736731
>size of their dicks.
European always thinks about Dicks...

Is that a reach around handy Trump was going for on Putin?

>>132732039
>master we finally meet at last!
>master let me grip your arm with both mine
>master what is your plan?
jesus christ, drumpflings are pathetic

>>132732432
Is Trump /ourgoy/ again ?

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>>132738777
You really don't have any brains at all do ya son?

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>>132738238
History proves the short guys are the most dangerous. Alexander, Julius Caesar, Genghis Khan, Napoleon, Franco, Stalin, Churchill, Hitler - all shorties.

>>132732039
>doesn't do "the pull"
Looks like Trump finally found a world leader he can respect.

>>132732432
the level of outsmarting in these political handshakes are incredible

As soon as he went for the handshake he lost, and trump knew it

>>132732039
>first

>>132738881
when are you drumplings actually going to formulate an argument?

>>132738930
Now he can resign and tell everyone to go fuck themselves. It was all a joke.

>>132739043
Since when was your statement an argument?

>>132733672
PROOF DRUMPFY COLLUDED!!!! IMPEACH NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>132739111
I never claimed that, but when are you "people" going to formulate an actual argument, are you lacking the means to or what's up with that?

>>132733027
I have a feeling that all world leaders have multiple similar fuckups, it's just that MSM has nothing else to focus on (well, they do, but they won't cuz muh ratings)

>>132732039
>HOW WILL DRUMPF EVER RECOVER FROM THIS ???

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>>132732432
HOLY SHIT

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>>132732432
fucking delete this

>>132738494
Depends on age. Too much ejaculation over the course of one's life leads to an early onset of an enlarged prostate.

>>132738494
Are you 30+? That's normal. I have noticed that some extra Zinc (i.e. pumpkin seed oil) makes me want to blow more loads.

I try not to go longer than 2 weeks, have to clean out those pipes, ya know mane

>>132732432

>That exasperated "pppffffffffff"
>That quick head turn "I know you didn't just fucking touch me you fucking kike"

Hahahahaha what the fuck is this real life? Praise The God Emperor.

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>>132739348
>no evidence of russian collusion
>press knows it's bullshit but keeps right on lying to it's followers who believe everything they say
>shakes hands with putin
>somehow a puppet
>by your logic he is colluding with every world leader in the room just by shaking hands and talking to them
Okay then

>>132739770
>Zinc
Are you that guy that masturbates on birds, from yesterday's thread?

>>132737317
>>132737288

It is actually in Russia and people ignored obongo

>>132732039
Nothing to see here, just a couple of narcissists exchanging autism

>>132739868
Cumming on birds is not degenerate.

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>>132739868
nani?

>>132732391
Except the part where THE MEGA POWERS EXPLODE

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>>132733329

I had nofap going for almost a day but this stirred a rumbling in my loins

>>132732039
fucking kek.

The only way this could be better is if they did a roman handshake.

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>>132740283

>>132733329
Moar

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>3DPD

>>132737317
It looks to me like he tries makes it look that

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>>132737449
Then so is Putin & everyone else

>>132732783
The pull - this maneuver is used to turn a handshake into a hug.
>All these people who fail to understand.

>>132736463
I'm 37 days in AMA.

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>>132732039
The first thing they will talk about in private is how they are going to nuke Israel for doing 911 and for looting Russia.

>>132732238
>says the non-country

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>>132732432
LITERLLY ANNUTHA SHOAH

>>132732432

> jews would never self harm to further an agenda, Trump is our goy!

>>132738460
post putlets

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>>132740968
>Then so is Putin & everyone else
this is what we've been trying to tell you

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>>132741261

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>>132742018

>>132733668
>muh dik

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>>132740968
You wish

>>132741113
Papists got wrecked! Norwegians make me happy sometimes, T.B.H....

>>132742160
holy shit is that real?

Can someone explain to me what's so bad about Russia, and why our leader shaking the hand of their leader is bad?

>>132732039

Lets analyze the handshake

>handshake with palm facing down so your hand is on top and grabbing the other persons elbow demonstrates authority and control, because grabbing the elbow gives you the power to control the limb

Trumps hand is not on top, also he is grabbing his forearm not his elbow

It is possible that they both tried to obtain the upper hand by rotation instead of extension (extension can be defeated by the other grabbing for the wrist instead of the hand). If thats the case, Trump wanted to cease the power handshake by grabbing his forearm.

But I dont think that the case because trump grabbed his forearm with his palm facing up, palm up is a signal of 'open-ness'. Grabbing the forearm palm up is a signal of "I understand".

But then again, Trumps face looks not quite aggressive while putins face shows shock, bewilderment or possibly offended

There is a novel contained within that handshake.

>>132732039
There are some states with less yanks than that milk job.

>>132740519
disgusting

>>132732942

Whew. So hot, lad.

>>132738887
werent mussolini and Roosevelt manlets too?

>tfw the world war were fought by manlets

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>>132742395
Yes

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>>132742160
>>132742395

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>>132742567

>>132737657
>trump is a mason

He is a knight of malta. Huge difference

>>132738406
only ones fighting russia are the commies but its just a fascade to cover how many corrupt deals they gave russia

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>>132742183

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>>132738238
>grow up in the USSR and probably didn't get enough nutrients for good growth.
Bullshit

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>>132736858

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>>132742818

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>>132732942
I love pale skin

>>132741047
How do you feel?

>>132742818
I hate heightism, but these are fucking hilarious

>>132732238
oy veeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy

>>132742906
What's her name? Who is she? 10/10

>>132743046

Manlet detected.

>>132738887
Alexander was a big guy, for his time and not short even today.

>>132742636
And looks so fucking chill

>>132743153
>t. Pathetic lanklet

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>>132743046
same bro, one of my friends is very short and super self aware about it

>>132743164
Nvr mind I looked it up and he was . Peter the Great was huge tho

>>132743153
185cm , nice try

>>132735366
>Zhirinovsky
he is about as liberal as North Korea is democratic

>>132733027
There was some clip show on TV years ago, I think on VH1, back when the Apprentice had just started airing. Trump said he hated hand shakes because he's a germaphone and doesn't like touching people like that. He said he preferred the Japanese way of bowing to greet people.

>>132743043
Like Jesus Christ. I'm the kindest sweetest person on the planet. I'm doing it hard mode, hookers are also out of the game, and I'm also not relentlessly looking for a puss to relapse in. More like an experiment to see what it feels like. I might stop at 90, I might stop sooner if I have health problems. I might not stop after 90 if I still feel fine. Anyway I've had gfs in the past and think in general it's a huge waste of time (and often money). So unless I find (((the one))) and even if I find one I'll think trice, I don't want to waste time, I'm too damn busy with other goals in life.

>>132732942
>all those replies

is everyone on this board literally 15?

>>132743472
>being less than 340 cm
AHAHAHAHAH

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>>132743472
remember to post that shit in non-retard

>>132737317
Thanks snopes

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>>132738777

Trumpskovichnya is desperate to find out the exit plan Putin has for him, this presidenting racket pays shit, no time for loli playtime either

>>132742863
When you live in communism if you don't come from a prominent family you usually aren't gonna have the best resources on hand.

>>132738777

>making up other people's dialogues in your own head
>not pathetic

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>>132733672
>132733672
based trump checks putin for sleeve knife using ancient nazi handshake

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Is he Autistic? Why the fuck would he do this?

>>132737449
It's called having respect for other cultures when you're visiting them, especially when you're a head of state. Literally every leader who goes to Israel does that.
Fuck off, shill.

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>>132742612
Yep.

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>>132744756
>>132744876
Neo west-east roman empire.

>>132732432
You fucking idiots look too deep into every trump handshake.

Trump probably didn't see king jew's gesture for a handshake as he started walking away.

>>132734661
Wait, Juncker is alcoholic as well?
Jesus Christ, seems like the whole EU-top are a bunch of drunkard fucks.
Not that it would come as a surprise to me, look at how shitty that union is and how poorly it is run.

>>132736300
Fuck that you can do way better than 2 days

>>132742906
Her name is Saoli Sabatini, she is Argentinian.
>cantbreed.png
>feelsbadman.jpeg

>>132733560
Why does Junker look like current year man from the side?

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>>132742906
HNNNNNGGGGG

>>132736858
Saoli Sabatini

You're welcome

>>132745148
>argentina is not whi-

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>>132740595
Libby Powell
Australian slut that's made almost entirely out of plastic.

>>132734546
>on the right side of history
You're correct, the left has lost.

>>132732039
I'm glad they respect each other, hopefully they get along very well and we stop fighting each other over Jewish revanchism for them being denied to rule Eastern Europe.

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>>132742906
>>132732942
MUST RESIST... URGE... ahh fuck it

AAAAAAAAH IT'S OVER
TRUMPS HAND COLLUDED WITH PUTINS HAND

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>>132738777
It'll be hard to beat the most pathetic interaction with Russia to date - Hillary having Lavrov literally press that "reset"-button.

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How deluded to you have to be?

>>132732238
Shhh

>>132742363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30AEBSTcK7w

I like this recent theme of naming Soros. Just don't point out that he's a Jew, and you can call anti-semite when someone brings it up.

>>132737306
No he's not. You cucks created right to self determination, now bathe in its glory.

>>132732453
Kek

>>132746323
MUH GLIMAT JANGE

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>>132732238
This. Went through the process. Operation brownstone. Puppet for life.

>>132732157
Finland will meet its owner soon, snowgook

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Seems like this handshake left this handshake expert completely outraged.

>>132743572
Trump confirmed as our weeaboo

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>>132739770
I was in the degenerate bird cummer thread last night. Here's that post.
I'm spending too much time on here at this point

>>132741113

It's convenient that he wears the hat already

Contact made - X
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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3970032/putin-trump-body-language-weapon-handshake-dominance-g20/

>Body language expert Judi James claims the US President “nailed” the historic handshake with the Russian leader and proved his superior status at the event in Germany. President Trump ‘dominated’ Putin with a double handed first pump

>The gap was a sure sign of the pressure felt by both men at that moment but as Putin raised an almost wary-looking hand for the shake Trump leaned forward with an outstretched arm and offered his hand palm-up.

>This is an infamous power-trap and Putin had no option but to put his hand into the clamp.

>Once there he suffered an underarm-patting from Trump

>>132732039
i hope trump invites him to Mar-a-Lago

>>132747099
We have very important issues in this world.

>>132742567
bruh you gay

>>132732039
Putin shot back with the finger point

>>132732157
Is Finland even a G20 member?

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>>132746997
They really do believe their own propaganda.

Seriously how long does ISIS have left with these two working together?

>>132747411
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21eYqibrBNI
nope

>>132745515
tahng u

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Careful with that blood pressure!

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>>132748149
>Fuckface McFuckface The Third
I honestly preferred "Drumpf".

>>132743270
I'm 5' 4'' and I get the manlet feels, but height jokes really only feel bad coming from women.

>>132748149
Liberalism really is a mental illness

>>132747099
They read in way too much in this.