Brit/pol/ - Snoopy edition

This one first. Use the other one when this hits bump limit.

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I sometimes wonder if Britain could be better...

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dinner is served lads.

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You lads up for Countdown later?

Experience with hookers, anyone? I recently fucked two at once in Tokyo and as much of a dream come true it was, it feels like I crossed an ethical line I can't ever walk across again, I dunno.

really lads, thread splitting 3 ways? you fucking degenerates. make new thread at 290 ffs

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Many refugees relocated to the small Baltic states by the EU face alienation and poverty and end up moving elsewhere in Europe.

It is a headache for the EU, already embroiled in a bitter dispute with Poland, the Czech Republic and Hungary over their refusal to accept refugees.

Mekharena, an Eritrean, came to Latvia from Italy a year ago. Reaching Europe was an odyssey – he came via Uganda, Ethiopia, Israel and Egypt.

He only learnt he was going to Latvia a day before his flight. He was not allowed to choose the destination himself, and was not happy about it.

“There are lots of Eritreans everywhere in Europe. They talk to one another. We all know that in Germany they give you an apartment and €400 (£439; $568) pocket money. But in Latvia they don’t give us anything – just €139 a month,” he told BBC Russian.

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>>132729796
>tfw got Johnny Cash - Bridge Over Troubled Water on and tears form while looking at this image

Gotta get my fucking hair cut but they're Turks and I'm feeling proper nervous about foreigners today.

>>132729796
TOO MANY NIGGERS

I don't know why people are still expecting for Putin to give up Crimea.

>>132729953
Are jap hookers pale-skinned or are they tan like all other asian hookers?

>>132729948

nice textile.

>>132730119
They looked kinda white t bh, so I'll say pale.

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I'm watching QT from last night. Why did the audience applaud loudly when someone asked about reducing foreign aid and applaud again quite loudly when the Jolly Green Giant said we should keep it as it is?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4671912/Five-year-old-battered-mother-s-boyfriend.html

LEAVE YOUR SPROG WITH A WOG

FLUSH YOUR LIFE RIGHT DOWN THE BOG

>>132729953

>racemixing propaganda

Lefty/pol/ get out. Reported for illegal. sage

>>132730112

They are?

>>132730255

> Implying QT is anything other than pantomime.

>>132730255
Are you confused when football games have cheering when one team scores but also cheering when the other team scores?

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>>132730333
Shut up you dumb faggot. And did you just sage Brit/pol/?

How much influence is DUP gonna have over the tories
Or are they gonna keep quiet as long as the get there gibs

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RELIGION OF PEACE?

>>132729925
American """cuisine"""

>>132730394
DUP have done well even if they do nothing else. Horrible spite of the rest of the UK to allow Irish girls to get abortions in England, just to say "Fuck You" to the DUP

>>132730465

Doubt it, it happened on a motorway. Probably a pile up.

Might be sad actually, Burton's alright.

>>132730333
And there was me thinking your lot were alright with the Japs.

>>132730297

She obviously can't make rational life decisions and should never have had custody of the child in the first place

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>>132730350
I don't watch football I'm afraid.

>>132730340
I did get that impression. Jacob smashed it though.

>>132730643

Not mixing with them.

>>132730648
>I don't watch football once afraid

Gaylord

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>JRM wrecking everyone on QT last night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCEpSWQsRPE&t=621s

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>>132730390

Yes, because its Reddit that hates white genocide and /pol/ that loves racemixing. Youre the one who needs to go back, in the oven.

>>132729953
happened to me with 2 besties...needless to say they didn't remain besties and I felt like some kind of gigolo afterwards.

Fun yes, kinda immoral also

>>132730800
Ahahah get fucked you beta faggot, I'll colonise who I want.

>>132730876
>Fun yes, kinda immoral also
That's pretty much the answer I think, yeah.

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>>132730648

>Generally voted against laws to promote equality and human rights

>Consistently voted against a publicly owned railway system

>Consistently voted for mass surveillance of people’s communications and activities

>Consistently voted for requiring the mass retention of information about communications

>Consistently voted against investigations into the Iraq war

>Consistently voted against equal gay rights

>Consistently voted for ending financial support for some 16-19 year olds in training and further education

>Consistently voted for the privatisation of Royal Mail

>Consistently voted against smoking bans

>Consistently voted against allowing terminally ill people to be given assistance to end their life

Into the trash Mogg goes. Mogg has said more than once that the safety standards currently employed in India will be sufficient for the UK post-Brexit. It's worth remembering at this point that Rees-Mogg's family amassed their colossal wealth by employing children to haul coal down their pits and did absolutely nothing to help the poor miners struggling to breathe while dying of pneumoconiosis. He's at least being consistent when he says he wants the NHS privatised.

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Welcome to Hamburg

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>>132730764
More of a Cricket man myself.

>>132731106
They still ave the best model railway in the world

>>132731056
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>>132731127
Cricket is boring tbqhwyf

Tennis, Rugby, Football, Golf, or female volleyball are the only interesting sports to watch.

>>132731056
Nice pasta.

you people disgust me

>>132731056
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He's your typical filthy Thatcherite.

Disgusting.

>>132731205
20 20 is the only cricket i can be arsed to watch as its fast paced.

>golf
>interesting sport to watch
actually get cancer anon

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>>132731205
>Female Volleyball

Rugby is all right. I used to love playing it at school.

>>132731106
I lived there it's a damn nice city
real talk

>>132731351
Golf is good to watch, fucking swine.

Why are minorities in the UK better behaved than upper middle class Germans?

>>132731394
saying that cricket is boring to watch but golf is entertaining. you absolute degenerate

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>>132731106
why do germans allways chimp out
we need bomber harris back

I love me some fucking cricket. You're a pleb if you can't enjoy watching it, it's a very interesting game if you know whats going on.

its also intended to be relaxing and fun, rather than hectic.

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>>132731421
Crime stats will not back that up.

>>132731461
Golf is entertaining as shit, cricket is boring.

Literally just lads running back and forth.

>>132731557
>its also intended to be relaxing and fun, rather than hectic.
golf is standing still hitting a fucking ball every 5 minutes, dreadful to watch. the most boring sport to watch easily.

>>132731516
It's utter shite.

Put some Wimbledon on

Already met my anonymong BTFOing quota today. Might go do something productive.

>>132731421
Hooo boy they are not

antifa are little cunts wherever they are. Chris Christie was absolutely right to declare them a terrorist organization, they basically are. Their sole purpose is violence, agitation, and vandalism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAIM7BXCAn0

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>>132731516
We had a cricket pitch on my Uni's campus. Every Sunday we used to get a keg of ale and sit and watch the local Cricket team play against other teams in the county.

golf and cricket are both boring but cricket is enjoyed by pakis

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Fuck me did they get Will Smith's kid to gurn for the camera for the advert on here?

Official brit/pol/ sports powerrankings

1. Rugby
2. Cricket
3. Athletics

10. Wimbledon (Tennis)

24. Tennis
25. Tour de France (Cycling)
26. F1

99. Football
100. Cycling
101. Boxing
102. Cycling

9000. Baseball
9001. Basketball
9002. Wrestling
90000000000000^9000. Soccer

>>132731056
As someone who owns a few businesses, I can assure you that safety legislation in the UK goes completely in the wrong direction. It doesn't benefit the worker and more often than not allows dishonest or flatly criminal employers to get away with a lot. For the honest employer it just provides them with mountains of red tape.

Austria, for all its reputation of a land of regulation and Teutonic precision, is actually very fast and loose for H&S yet has a much lower rate of industrial accident. Workers are better evaluated for physical and mental health problems, employers are given more leeway in reaching the requirements and if you're self employed you can largely exempt yourself from it.

We seem intent on strangling the small time operators wherever we find them and crushing any sort of efficiency in the public sector with further regulation, yet people such as myself could quite easily flaunt lots of it and still keep within regulation through legal badgering.

Japan has an excellent record. It wouldn't be as simple as replicating their system but we could learn a lot from them.

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>>132731639
Tennis is alright too. Very different games though.

That Wozniacki though... I would have sex with her to be quite honest lads

>>132731857
102 should be golf

Fuck

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>>132731857
Soccer is an English word.

>>132731810
Looks like him when he was younger, I think he's an adult now

>>132732070
Didn't Will basically disown the kid as well? Can't remember the little brat's name, I know he was part of that "he will nut inside us" protest bollocks.

Live G20 if anyone's interested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUY8RM2ZJw4

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>All of these fucking racists in one place

Listen here, scum. We're WINNING! Britain will be diverse and tolerant, and your ill-informed racism, sexism, homophobia, and Transphobia will be consigned to the history books! Filth!

Together we are stronger than you!

>>132732393
What the fuck is with Merkel and that weird hand symbol? It creeps me the fuck out that

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>>132732393
the german lefty chimpout stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzEiWvSzQ3A
hopefully it will kick off like yesterday
i want something becuase /pol/ hyped up one up after grenfill and nothing happend

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4674646/Corbyn-urges-supporters-Vote-Marcel-Love-Island.html

Looks like Corbyn has just outed himself as a cuckold.

>>132732245
Jaden Smith. Professional celebrity kid

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>>132732393
Creepy as fuck. Same with Bilderberg.

>>132732663
omg.......he's ADORABLE!!!

>>132731810

>Means a breather for mum and dad
>Mum and dad
>Dad
>Black Kid
>Dad

What did they mean by this?

>>132732780
Must be hard on Will considering he's actually an accomplished actor and his kid is basically having a free ride on daddy's fame.

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Thinking back on how the world has changed lads..

Me in 2012: Lol, end of the world! gangnam style! :) fun times

Me in 2017: The only thread holding me to this mortal coil is the promise of the final happening

>>132732840
Nonce

>>132733242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

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>>132732840
All faggots are latent paedophiles

>>132732840
I hope you die in your sleep

>ourgal
>gay
>brown eyed
>feminist
>woman

>>132731874
>As someone who owns a few businesses
kulak pls go

>>132732422
Nigger, brown ppl are more racist than whites.

If the whites don't kill yall we will

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>>132733373
Wouldn't go that far dickhead.

>>132733440
He is correct though you fag-enabling hell-bound degenerate.

>>132733434
I hope you're not a yardie

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>>132733154
>me in 2012: Labour voting hippie dippy cunt just going with the flow
>me in 2017: seriously going to buy a fucking pith helmet and join a Victorian re-enactment group to get it out of my fucking system that Cecil Rhodes did LITERALLY nothing wrong

Even funnier considering I met someone I knew in school at a party a couple weeks back and we've both come a long way from being cheeky lads smoking spliffs at school during lunch.

>>132731857
What about camanachd?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwUaXTAqeVo

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>>132731056

>>132733373
is that just hockey on a football pitch

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>>132733477
If you don't know kuch about a subject you ahould avoid discussing it.
Gay men are attracted to the same youthful features (pic related) that straight men are, the difference being that most men pass their sell-by date around 25-30, whereas women can retain the same features well into their 40s.

So there is a clear difference in peak attraction.

Secondly you are completely ignoring the wide variety of attractions within the gay world, from liking fattys to liking twinks to liking older guys to liking 30 year old men, ripped as fuck.

>>132733825
Woah you must be pretty fucking gay or incredibly interested to know all this fag-lore.

>>132730522
I keep seeing this shit in my normiebook feed too. Normies absolutely jovial at the prospect that Northern Irish women can now kill their own offspring. Fucking sickens me.

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how well would blair do if somehow managed to be labour leader again

>>132733825
>men pass their sell-by date around 25-30, whereas women can retain the same features well into their 40s

you've got that backwards

>>132733603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biRstwJoM5E

>>132733891
I am a faggot.

>>132734001
Really? I don' think so, I thought men retained their youthful looks far less than women? How do you mean?

>>132733998
Honestly the public would probably vote him back in again with a large majority. The electorate have shown themselves to be nothing but fools that will buy into even the worst electioneering, of which Blair is the master.

>>132733758
>JRM will never be my landlord
why even live

>>132734157
Nahhhhh. I know lots of former blair voters, they all hate him now

>>132734001
Yeah female fertility peaks at 22 and drops off until 35 where it completely implodes, whereas my Dad had me when he was 49

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>>132734134
>I am a faggot.

>>132733899
You shouldn't be friends with anyone who supports abortion

>>132733899

>Told my mum that people shouldn't be celebrating this, we need to do more to educate people so they won't need abortions
>She goes on about rape and how people don't plan need to need abortions blah blah blah

Trying to redpill middle aged women is a waste of time

>>132730024
>not cutting your own hair with a clipper.

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>Just found what I presume to be a sex toy in my mother's drawer

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Might make some french toast and bacon for lunch.

>>132734464
Why were you rooting around in there?

>>132734464
What were you doing in your mothers drawers...

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4674234/Protester-strips-NAKED-Bluewater-shopping-centre.html
T H I C C
>It is thought that she was taking part in an 'anti-fat shaming' demonstration claiming that the models used in the store are 'too thin'

>>132734464
use it then , or are you a faggot

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>>132734545

>>132731056
Nobody's perfect

>>132734545
She should spend less time in Greggs.

>>132734450
Gone off the skinhead look these days plus it'd look dumb considering I have mutton chops.

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>>132734545
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>Ed Sheeran's biopic is coming, 'like Eminem's 8 Mile' but based in Ipswich

Can't wait!

>>132734680
more like Dollopy Porkins

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good afternoon

>>132734545

The absolute state of feminists.

>>132734496
>>132734545
Looking for socks. My dad keeps his socks in there for ease of access, and I'm only staying home for a couple days so didn't pack socks.

My mum keeps her books in there too. Whatever it was, and I presume it was a sex toy, but admittedly it was a strange shape unlike any regular sex toy, it was wrapped up in two old elastic socks.

>>132731608
Golf on telly is good, live golf must be terrible. Cricket and golf are similar in that they have long periods where not much is going on, but occasionally become unbearably tense.

>>132731804
This is true, golf is over 99% white, the only nigger who was ever successful ended up ruining himself for white women.

>>132730012
Send them to death camps

so now that the EU and Japan is a thing, how long until we die?

>>132734765
post pics

>>132734765
maybe it's your dad's prostate massager

>>132734942
Fuck off lad.

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>>132733429
Time for more tendies, Anon.

>>132735023
pics you cunt or fake

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40518293
I bet this will never happend

>>132730297
>Five year old battered mother's boyfriend.


I love how URL s tell an entirely different story.

>>132732750
I can't believe this is real, the absolute state of British politics.

>>132734865
tigers is a mongrel
chinese-white mum
black-injun-white dad

>>132735148
/pol/ confirmed right about racemixing yet again

>>132735074
You should check out how the BBC conveniently leave out pictures of the kid, the mother and the stepfather. Wonder why they'd do that, hmmm?

>>132735068

The absolute state of the Renault in the pic

Maybe if they made more electric/hybrid that actually look like proper cars, more people would drive them

>>132735068
>Germany ever letting that happen

NOT IN OUR GLOBAL EUROPE

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>average man u fan
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4674486/Parents-kids-killed-hit-run-driver-slam-sentence.html

Niggers need to leave your nation states you can not expext shit holes to make your nation less shitty.

>>132735772
>0.01% white

>>132735772
>3%

>>132735399
Germany is a major player in both electronics, renewable energies and motoring so why not?

>>132735247

Isn't he the best golf guy ever? Don't most wealthy men have extra women going on?

why do leftys just expect the top 5% of society to pay "a little bit more"? when there are clear other options to generate revenue. We spend 0.7% of GDP on foreign aid when other countries mostly do 0.2% so we can reduce that. But leftys are PROUD of how we defend other countries and we are happy we are paying more!!!

Lowering corporation tax generates more revenue from this, rather than the usual lefty shite of saying to increase corporation tax which actually decreases the revenue generated from this.

Why are all leftys devoid of intelligence when based with facts?

>>132736021
their car companies won't like it.

Watching Heather Watson play but already getting stressed out by the 'HUNHHH' noise even fucking hit.

Why do women do this stupid shit? She's one of the world's best players playing at the best and most prestigious tournament in front of an audience of millions and she's incessantly screaming out retarded donkey sex noises.

Women in sport was a mistake.

>>132736149
its fucking stupid lad, men dont grunt when hitting it and they hit it with more force and more speed than women do. legit no reason for them to be doing it

>>132736149
To add, it's not Watson making the noise, it's Azarenka

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>>132735771

A hungarian immigrant arrested for killing 2 gyppo looking immigrants

the state of manchester

also..

12.

SHE'S FUCKING 12

FUCK OFF LA

>>132736136
feeling vs thinking

>>132735771
Hmm. Really looks like a native Hungarian

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>>132736149
You should see the entrance to Wimbledon it's all decked out in SJW shite about the history of women and Wimbledon.

>>132736149
That Harry and Paul sketch about it is the funniest and most true shit in the world

>>132736377
he's a gypo probally

>>132736334
Pretty sick of children looking like adults tbqhwy.

(((Hormones))) in food needs to stop.

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There's nothing wrong with this. Checkmate racists!

>>132731857
>football so low
Spot the puffter who was bullied at school

>>132736512
it's so (((they))) don't feel weird when they fuck kids

>>132736578
COLONISED

>>132736389
That sounds fucking retarded. Like I really don't mind women in sport, I actually tend to think it's quite a good thing. But it doesn't need to be tied to feminism and bullshit like that, just hit the balls and shut the fuck up.

>>132736391
Just watched it. Accurate.

https://youtu.be/f32K-gGeatc

>>132736149
Reminds me of that bit in curb your enthusiasm

>>132734426

Tell her to go and look at the statistics about how many pregnancies occur due to rape. Completely neglible and should be discounted.

Does /pol/ think a man with the accent and background of Jacob Rees-Mogg could ever win an election in the modern day? Watching Question Time he is probably the most based, intelligent and realistic Tory around but he's too rich for the public to buy into him.

>>132736578
If he's already got white kids bleaching the tribespeople isn't such a bad thing

>>132737088
He would be trounced by dumb students and London but I think the rest of the country would appreciate his intellect.

The main problem he woupd face is thr fact that he just doesn't want to do it. It seems the actuals statesmen of Parliament never have any interest in party leadership, so it is left up to the backstabbers and the sociopaths who are all vying for power.

He made his money independantly and has nothing more to gain by being PM.

>>132737088
It's his own fault for turning himself into a walking meme.

>>132737299
i could see the rich , tory parts of london loving him
the red parts are never gonna flip anyway
the problem would be northern/midlands marginala

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>When you accidentally type usd to gbp instead of gbp to usd

The many many millions of Jacob Rees-Mogg

https://life.spectator.co.uk/2016/11/many-many-millions-mogg/

Behind the novelty image of a posh old fashioned gentleman is someone who understand the modern world of business.

>>132730024
>Johnny Cash - Bridge Over Troubled Water
Not artists for Grenfell

Found the pleb.

just ordered another lewd

>>132737131
Tribes was more Zulus and Maoris and that, not indians

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>>132737563
>investing for the long term after thorough research and reading of reports
The investment philosophy of a true man. I like him even more now.

>>132737788
People forget that Britain only managed to conquer India because it was split into warring states. The Mughal empire, the foremost power at the time, was in steep decline by the time the east India company started sniffing around for land.

wtf i hate brexit now

>http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/uk-businesses-not-positive-enough-about-huge-meteor-heading-towards-london-20170707131320

>page 5
where the fuck has evereyone go

>>132738506
Archived that satire/fake news site for you.

>http://thedailymash co uk/news/business/uk-businesses-not-positive-enough-about-huge-meteor-heading-towards-london-20170707131320
https://archive.is/1NlMx

>>132738507
it's friday. they've all gone to get booze for the night.

>>132738506
Aren't these websites like the Onion/Private Eye for people who are leftwing and unfunny?

I wonder when the next happening will be? It's been a little while.

>>132738658
pretty much. it's all /r/ukpolitics posts now that corbyn is their new mascot

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>>132738860
>reddit

>>132737563

I'd go further and say that he speaks for the poor better than the other Tories despite his own life being the polar opposite. He knows how a society works.

>>132738834
hmmm probably germany with the shit thats going on recently

>>132738911
I like to shitpost and look at porn on there.

>>132739084
Japan with new EU migrants

>>132738507
Tripnonces killed Brit/pol/.

>>132738834
2011 riots but with whites in germany

>>132739105
New eu migrants??

>>132739116
tripnonces have always been a part of brit/pol/ just like Karen posters and moral men

>>132739084
Nah, G20/G8 always have massive protests and German Police love to use their watercannons.

>>132738834
Notting Hill Carnivsl in August is a hub of violent crime and if it is hot, heat to boot may cause even more violence.

Countdown in 10

>>132739324
notting hill has been hipsterized recently

>>132739243
the new trade deal will lead into a migration deal, causing more "refugees" to go to Japan for the cheap labour

>>132739400
Was hipsterised in recent years but lately more and more knife crime and drugs trades have been going on.

Police were actually calling for it to be totally shut down last year.

I think we should play countdown together, was very comfy yesterday when doing that.

>>132739587
I think you should get a job. A mind like yours is wasted here.

>>132739562
I saw a police documentary that featured it, apparently, all the residents have to board up the front of their houses to stop people pissing/shitting on their doorstep.

>>132739480
it wont though
the eu has several free trade deals without migration deals allready, eg canada,the balkans and turkey

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Do you ever find yourself thinking that the last 100+ years of western history has been one mistake on top of another?

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>>132730789
>terminological exactitude
Goddamn I love Moggy's lexicon

>>132739804
It was no mistake, all (((planned))).

Countdown starting now.

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>>132739656
>>132739324
>>132739562
this is notting hill now
it used to all be wogs

>>132739656
An elderly woman was interviewed in that one yeah? Think I saw that one too a few years ago.

I am totally sympathetic with them, the poor lady, but at the same time, it is quite nice to see the people most responsible for shilling for Nottinf Hill nd diversity to actually suffer the consequences of it.

Wtf Riley, what a shitty dress, far too modest.

>>132739962
Perpetual Children

>Join the RAF

I-i tried Nick....

>>132740087
S8?

>>132737897
And yet Indians say "hurr you tried to divide us and the Muslims" irrespective of the hundred millions or so Hindus killed in the name of Allah.

RTKAOAMUG

MUG

Mark

fuck that

Mug.

>>132740177
Not heard one Hindu say that tbf, most of the Hindus I have met have been more anti-Muslim than anyone on Brit/pol/.

No cheating with anagram generators btw.

RATLURADE

Ruled

Taled ?

Trade :(

349

7*50
+3*3*2

268

>>132740377
>>132740259
>>132740209

Are you okay?

>>132740515
when touch typing fails

>>132740513
show your working

Shrop something I bet

>>132740559
We're playing countdown.

>>132740586
I forgot the numbers

>>132740602
Thought you'd gone mental.

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>>132740177
>hurr you tried to divide us and the Muslims
You've got to be kidding. We didn't WANT to Partition India, we only did it because the fucking Muslim League pissed and moaned that, "oh, well if we had a secular Indian nation the Muslims would only have minority representation in government because we're only a fucking minority, and that's not FAAAAAIR!"
Fuck, they went into negotiations asking to be given loads more, it's only because of Wavell telling them to fuck off that they got as little as they did.
Fucking Muslims stop blaming everyone else for your being toddlers REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>132740647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z3Inr4nh-I

WIFYANEPT

Inept

Inept

wane ?

>>132740971
Wifey

>>132741062
lmfao clocked this at first

Susie Dent is such a qt3.14

VSJIUENUO

Vision

couldve been SJW then wow what a cuck going vowel

vines

>>132741173
2 eyes, don't think you have 2 eyes yourself lad

>>132741173
oh nope

venus

fuck this smug cunt on the left man im getting sick of him

>>132730397
topkek

Fuck the AMW edition got rekt

right you cunts, I'm making the next thread, we need an Anne Marie edition

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BBC presenters you know would take it rough?

>>132741426
Mine hasn't been nuked

9*(9+1)+6=96
96*3=288
-1

DRDIOEMOV

Droid

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DOOMED

doomed

>>132741662
hahahhaa well played lad

>>132741662
kek,

movie

>>132729948
>the eyes

LBEIFELNT

Belief

neet

Feline

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feel

Lads please stop playing word games in britpol, its shitting up the thread.

>>132741920
Come join us.

75*5 = 350
+8*8=64=414

eh

IGREENBOY

environmentally green and im a great believe in free gibs

>>132735043
Where are these stats from

inb4 breitbart

Bioenergy

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>>132741471

>>132742071
well played if that was legit

>>132742137
tah

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>>132742030
Regoin.

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>>132742080

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>>132742375
>>132742080

ROSHETISR

Shorter

Shore
Short
Shite

fuck

shite

>>132742487
nice

RECYCLE
>>132729833

>>132729833

>>132729833

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>>132741471

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>>132742375

Potential for a bit of armpit fanny in that pic.

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>>132742536

NMWEUINOC

MINCE

Icon :(

NONCE

I hate to be "no fun allowed" but this countdown stuff can't be in any way in the unwritten rules. It's just shitting up the thread totally.

>>132743085
report them

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>>132742375
Fucking hell I had a hard-on

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>>132742704