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pirates are trash
ye lily-livered
scurvy dog
Dance with Jack Ketch
ye pox faced
We’ll hang ye by the gibbet
ye grog-snarfing
privateer
I’ll plunder yer coffer
ye parrot loving
Enough with yer bilge
ye scurvy infested
blowfish
Ye’ll meet the rope’s end for that
ye yellow bellied
hog’s head
I’ll reduce yer ship to rubble
ye mutinous
salty swab
We’ll keelhaul ya
ye hook handed
parrot
Dead men tell no tales
ye one-eyed bow-legged
sorry sea dog
I’ll feed thee to the sharks
ye lice infested
kraken
Prepare for yer doom
ye slovenly
landlubber
We’ll rip n burn yer jolly roger
ye half perished
monkey
I’ll skewer yer gizzard
ye barnacle bottomed
freebooter
A black spot upon thee
ye hammock hogging
harbour hog
We’ll hoist ye over the yardarm
ye parrot strangling
milk maid
Walk the plank
ye treacherous
bilge swillerye weevil eating
scabby sea bass

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>>132717212
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.

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୧༼ಠ益▀ ༽୨ ARRRR PIRATE DECK OR WALK THE PLANK ୧༼ಠ益▀ ༽୨