WELL DONE [unit #45038030]
Your parents were practising hate speech and as you know under the new U.S. laws it is illegal to offend people of colour, transfolk and non-binary human beings they will to sent to the rehabilitation centre and be given a new personality! For your efforts you will receive 2 extra rations of [ZOY] and 50 FB tokens to be spent with the following corporations; ZUCKMART, ZUCKCITY, ZUSHI or reedeemed for another 3 extra rations of [ZOY] this message was brought to you by our glorious leader President Zuckerberg and the global U.N.™ team your loyalty is much appreciated!