Jeb! Timeline

War with Syria.
Amnesty.
National Guac Day.

Imagine Jeb! meeting with Vladimir Putin

>>132700522
Jeb creates white house's first Guac farm.

>>132700771
"Please return the Crimea...Please"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RC1Mepk_Sw

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tfw i somehow wound up with a life and wife in that timeline and i'll be alone forever in the best timeline

>>132700522
Cuts funding to the Department of Energy

>>132700522
Mandatory clapping has been instated in all mass gatherings

>>132700522
(((They))) really wanted Jeb to win didn't they? Millions of dollars spent for just a few thousand votes.

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>>132700522
world peace and weve colonized space already

>>132700522
Funny how hispanic women go from these sexy little fucktoys to that in a matter of years

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>>132702051
You're ugly and alone in all timelines. At least enjoy Trump's sperging.

Between naps, he's working on a conspiracy to get the American people to go to war. He's also giving away our money through the Paris agreement.

>>132700522
>5 and 1/2 months into President Jeb's reign

That's 12 years and three months, as the turtle trundles. He's just getting off the Start line and getting ready to insult Best Korea.

it's the family fuck up

>>132702078
underrated

War in Syria
Eminent war with Iran and Russia
Effects of TPP and Paris accords destroying utterly the middle class
35% increase in utilities cost alone
Our food being exported under TPP causes prices to rise, especially beef and pork
First Amendment sodomized, beginnings of the end of the internet
frakking everywhere, no clean water
no antifa, no need Soros won
all beaners named US citizens, unrestricted travel

>>132700522
lmaooo look at his little mestito mexican wife GROSS

family guy nailed it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGxznzfCryY

nothing

>>132700522
It has become illegal to teach English in American schools, and a bill is before congress to make Spanish the official national language over the next 4 years.

Avocado shortages

>>132707999
Gots

>>132700522
Canada surrenders after the infamous "Day of the Rake"

Guys, I just got hit with a $1000 fine for forgetting to feed my mandatory pet turtle.

Make sure to feed and care for yours, because they're clamping down on that shit.

>>132700522
Trudeau manages to bully him and he starts crying.

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>>132707999

>>132707999
The great guac famine

>>132700522

Jeb seems like a great guy pls no bully