>I-I didn't know he was underage, officer, even though he's friends with my kid son!
>be a 14-year old chain smoker
>finally get facial hair
>go to friend's house
>holy shit, what a hot milf
>slam barely pubescent cock in loose vagina
>>132697820
That lucky motherfucker
Also, I wasn't meming about finally getting facial hair.
>According to documents filed by the appellant with the Supreme Court, George assumed C.D. was over the age of 16 because he had facial hair, a mature demeanour and apparent sexual experience. He also smoked and took care of his younger siblings.
Basically, if you're a kid wanting the sweet pussy of your friend's mother, start smoking six packs a day, pat your imouto's head, and act like a manwhore.