What should a person wear to their first Illuminati banquet?

>>132697180
What are you gonna eat? Beef, pork, or the child under 12?

>>132697180
They serve children, how evil.

>>132697180
A suicide vest

>>132697180
cock sock.

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>>132697180

Nothing. Show up in your birthday suit.

>>132697580
The orgy isn't until after the child sacrifice dinner, anon. Jeez, you guys should know this stuff.

>pork

nothing to see here. It's fake.

>>132697180
a gimp suit, which you probably already own

>>132697332
I have special dietary restrictions so I'm going to be having the Sumatran Rhinoceros.

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>>132697338
I thought the same thing.

>>132697723
Actually it goes

Blood and Tear Martinis, Child sacrifice, Hunting Coloreds, then Blood Orgy to bring forth the Moon Child.

>>132697180
10k$ suit or you're out.
Also don't forget the 1$ bill in your suit pocket.
Source: I've attended several.

You're a faggot if you don't blow the lid off of that event

>>132697180
12? far too old, what kind of sham show is this I want 9 years or younger or bust. Amateurs, what are these french masons?

>>132699627
I don't think that's possible, it's being held in the Statue of Liberty's skull, I bet the lid is pretty heavy.

>>132697180
a hidden camera

>>132699896
>it's being held in the Statue of Liberty's skull
Nigga, it's so cramped up there you can barely hold a conversation, let alone a ball.

>>132700505
Doctor Cosby and Oprah said they were going to open the other dimension so we'll have lots of room.