/CPD/ Chicago Police Scanner - AT DUSK THEY CHIMP

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Bump

>>132688628
Robert

How's all the Roberts doing tonight. Just cracked a 40 and settling in for an evening of shitposting and cpd mayhem.

>>132688819

Thank you Robert. Hopefully tonight will be bountiful with coonery.

I was here since the screwdriver attack.

>Craig

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Asian man...uh...oh...Mexican...

Evening Roberts.

>>132689051
Then you missed male white having sex with the garbage can.

>car on fire at the citgo

>>132690562

Damnit!

>>132690696
There are two threads running, so divided attention spans.
>boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/132677316

>>132690916

This one was first. I searched the catalogue and there were none. Search the catalogue before making threads, newfag. This is going to move slow, so let that one archive.

I see these threads a ton who tf is Robert

>>132690916

Of you fucking faggots. Good job not putting CPD in the title. I guess yours was first.

>>132690916
>not putting /cpd/ in the title

>>132677316

>>132677316

>>132677316

Migrate. Newfags can't follow a template.

bump for justice
Reminder to migrate back here once that shitOP bread hits limit.

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D.C. Anon checking in ..
been listening ..
playing vid games.
BUSY night for Roberts..

>>132691614
Again with the splitting? Fuck off ShariaBlue.

Can't wait to see how that backyard gunfight turns out.

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Also bumping, because we're halfway down the stream and sliding. Bump it up, brothers. The show will soon begin, so keep it alive.

>>132691614
There's nothing wrong with the template, you're just assblasted someone else made the thread

>>132694704

No you nigger the hippie fucked up his thread but made it first. Notice how it's the OP (me) telling people to migrate.

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>>132690324
Pshaw

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>>132688628

Can somebody post bingo boards? I'm on a different device than normal.

>>132694989
i told em to migrate here. idk why they love my shit bread.

>>132694844
when will you reddit fag realize we dont give 2 fucks who makes the thread. there is no karma here. there is a pastebin so that all the info can be in the op. also by putting the previous thread link we can go back in the archive easier and keep them in order.

>>132696475
lol calm down

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>>132688628
hello fellow roberts

>>132696628
everytime one of you idiots screw up a thread causing it to split, you act we are pissed, we get called shills etc. the lack of understanding of how the board works gets infuriating after a while. most of you think typing sage somehow downvotes a thread, saying bump when thread doesnt need it, not knowing limits, not searching the catalog keeping you from understanding why subject is important ie /cpd/. It makes you look like fools. this is a /comfy/ thread so most of us are a lot nicer, this is one of the few places you can ask and we will answer nicely. take this as an opportunity to learn.

>>132697111
go here robert >>132677316 we will come back here once bump is reached.

>>132697565
lmao

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>>132696038
posted in >>132677316 as well but incase you missed them.

>>132688628

Holy shit, Wendy's employee being kidnapped.

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>>132696038

>>132698722
go here robert ,>>132677316 this thread is on deck

keeping the dream of a clean Chicago alive

Can't stop won't stop!

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here from previous thread henlo

Is it just me or is the ambient music in the youarelistening stream really quiet?

>>132701826
yeah its ruining my comfy

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Good evening roberts. Anything exciting happen?

>>132690562
did you catch the one making out with a light pole last night?

>>132701875
>>132701826
Roberts, I pulled the soundcloud and CPD up separate in 2 tabs. Then adjusted volume. Much better now.

>>132701941
8 male blacks were having a gunfight in a back yard. No updates.

>>132688628
also, bump

>>132701826
that's the point of ambient music, just play some music and tone it down low
>>132701941
recap:
Guy fucks trash can
Fireworks in alley under power line
guy smokes crack in walgreens parking lot in front of kids
wendy's chick gets pulled in a van

that's all of interest so far

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>>132688628
>When you try to be the best Robert you can be.
>Then you look in a mirror.

Robert gonna kick some music blaring Niglet ass.

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>>132702154
Cheer up! Have one of my personal Chicago photos, Robert.

>Having your car stall in Chicago
BOI

>>132702115
I normally do that but I got it full volume and can barely hear it, and in some cases it wont produce sound

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>>132702115
>>132702054
Thanks roberts. Feeling comfy already.

MALE WHITE

>>132702286
noice. just took my son there the other day.

>>132702286
This one look great. It should definitely be Robert'd.

anyone else select their own ambient music?
love this jam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObdZ8lhC0f0&t=2360s
it's somehow hopeless sounding/comforting. real blackpill music.

who else hear the midwest in 'haaahhspital' from dispatch?

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>>132702441
I've got to get off soon. Here is my final and favorite photo of this beautiful hell hole. Glad you like them.

>>132702459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGyB093QOIo

>>132702522
"DOMEehstick"

>>132702286
>>132702586
No idea how to size these differently. Can someone help so they aren't so big?

>>132702598
nice.
someone needs to make a 1hr or longer extended vid for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFIA8u_EmDs

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/comfy/ food. Use unsalted nuts, a couple drops of coconut oil, then more spice Tony's

>crash involving a CTA bus

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>>132696038
>>132698687
>>132698740
Or do you want the traditional happenings boards?
Pic related. I've go a heap of them.

Male white walking about threatening anyone he's going to shoot.

>>132703225
share em all

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>>132702586
Fixed.

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>>132702286
also fixed.

>>132703078
a box of yellow sandy vaginas, mmmm thats good eatin

>>132703338
i may use that one as a bingo background.. will play with it

>>132703078
Looks good to me. Nice snack for a ride along

>I said standby twice, can you hear me?
>I don't wanna call him again
Shit.

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>>132702286
>>132702586
>winter Robert aesthetic

MALE BLACK

>>132703544
Saved. Max /comfy/ is winter Robert threads

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>>132703310
I don't like spamming in comfy threads like this, but I'll drop a few more.

>>132688628
>jesus robert here
>Just got out of the airport hell systems
>on vacation with /comfy/

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>>132703310
>>132703730
This was my favorite last summer.

intoxicated kids fighting mom

>Kids intoxicated, trying to fight their mom
Wew

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>>132688628
>Chiraq
>not Chicongo

>>132703905
Remember that this one is for playing blackout rules.

>>132703730
its not spamming, i need to save them cuz someone asks everynight and i dont have many on this pc.. thnx. also i will remake on a different template and share

What are your guys' favorite things you've heard over the CPD scanner?

I remember there was a time last year I was listening to the CPD and there were reports of a UFO (turned out to be a drone). ANyways one Robert said something to the affect of, "Get the X-Files in here." A moment later someone played the first 2 seconds of the X-Files theme over the radio. By far my favorite moment.

>>132704289
I'd like someone to redpill me on the storm drain nigger of last summer

>>132704289
While no single instance stands out, I must say I enjoy my nightly naked male in street.

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>>132703310
>>132703905
That's all for tonight, friend. Still need to eat dinner and sleep a while before work tomorrow.

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Anyone feeling creative?

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>>132703338
Y or N For bingo background?

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>>132704817
Eh, one more from spring this year.

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for future threadz use pic related to force migration when individual is not compliant.

>>132704791
What the fuck. Someone enlighten us about this.

>van stolen by female driver
>keys were left in it
>driver does not know his license plate

ooo, things heating up in the car category!
>stolen car
>auto accident

>>132704997
we use the posts after 300 to talk about OT, stuff after everyone is gone. if you go back in archive you will see the pattern.

>>132704997

IT should say "End of BREAD"

>>132705008
Nigger or niggers trying to drag women into storm drains.

some jackass farted on radio

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>>132704791
>>132705008
Nobody else has explained yet? Fuck.
I'm home from work and my lobster-bacon mac-n-cheese is getting cold, but I'll give you a tl;dr rundown:

(le reddit spacing) Last summer a male black was repeatedly seen dragging either limp or struggling females into culverts and storm drains. I honestly can't remember if his ethnicity was confirmed, since he was never caught while I was listening. It was always just a severely distressed caller (both male and female callers) reporting victims being dragged into drainage ditches, sewers, and storm drains. Typically on some mundane weeknight.

>>132705601
sounds like standard BM action

>>132705601
Did he rape them?

>husband's locked out of the house
>he's lost his mind

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>>132705154
i fix

Female Black SHOTS FIRED

>>132705859

perfect

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Male Black being ACTIVE tonight.

>>132705721
iirc, he didn't attack till normal dead hours (3AM-6AM), so I was drunk and trying to get some sleep before work. take my info with a big grain of salt.

>>132705751
once you've been dragged into a sewer against your will, I think simple rape is probably the best possible outcome.

>>132704672
when you have eaten that way so long you are forced to get creative. >>/fit/ is going to be your best bet. a lot of great info there. most everyone there agrees on the same concept, low carb no simple carbs only complex. bulking is going to be different than just losing weight etc.
my oldest son is a personal trainer/body builder. we eat pretty similar except he doesnt like vegetables. i get almost all my daily carbs from leafy green veggies, with a few nuts and berries thrown in.

closest i come to cheating is i still cook my cajun favorites, so i reduce my roux and use xanthum gum as a thickener i can even buy low carb boudin here made with riced califlower instead of rice.

>Alarm at laundromat
They came for their "Tide"

>>132705601
Thanks for explaining. Now where did it all go wrong for Chicago?

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>>132706163
wrong bread, bruv

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>>132705601

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>>132706210
Multiple decades of liberal control. Oh, and a legacy of organized crime folded into the aforementioned.

>>132706260
it was response to question in last thread right as it archived.

>>132706210
The perfect combination of corruption, mismanagement, and niggers.

>>132706396
>android speaker
Why?

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>>132706469
it was "free"

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>>132706418
Sorry, I failed to check the link before replying. Be well, Robert.

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good evening roberts

>Naomi sounds intoxicated
>says her boyfriend is high and intoxicated and causing troubles

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>>132706776
Goooood eeeevening, Robert.

>2 male blacks
they actually say it lmao

where do i find the link for police codes?

did he just say >187 ?
does that mean waht it means in the snoopdogg song??

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>>132707039
welcome, newfriend!

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>>132707039
what do you want them call them niggers?

>>132707073
its in the OP

So is it just me, or is it kinda quiet tonight?

>>132707256
Most are either dead or in the hospital after the 4th.

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>>132707039
Stay a while and listen it gets funnier

>>132707256
remember we are not hearing it all, we are only hearing a couple zones, and are missing some dispatch while we are hearing others

July to Date
Shot & Killed: 15
Shot & Wounded: 85
Total Shot: 100
Total Homicides: 16

9 y/o no shirt/shoes running through alleys

>8 or 9 year old
>no shirt or shoes
>appears to be running from someone

>9 y/o, no shirt or shoes
>running from someone

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>>132707256
This summer is pretty ho-hum so far. Especially after the raids the other day. Robert is doing his job. Eventually we'll migrate to LA or Fort Worthless PD scanner livestreams.

>>132707566
What about East St Louis scanner?

Seems like a lot of shots fired. Male black needs to stop holding his gun sideways so he can aim

>3 German Shepherds running loose

>Female black
>Flag around her neck like a cape
We wuz superheroes

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I'm pretty /comfy/ right now

A cape? Must be Batman

>>132707671
That's a properly good candidate. While we listen to Chicago burn, help find some other lively police scanner streams for the future.

>caped dindu at large

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What did garbage cans do to Male Black to deserve rape, beatings, urine, and arson tonight?

>can hear explosions next door

>>132708241
If I wasn't so comfy on my couch right now, I'd get up and make a shitty mspaint of that "dark" knight.

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>>132708225
dont you mean super NEGROS?

Robert

>>132708445
Leaf

>bunch of people with red and black on
Well, sounds like we may get some gang activity tonight...
>he bounced off the wall
wtf?

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I have to give dispatch and Robert full credit. I've only heard backlog occur three times so far this season.

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>>132708807

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>>132708531

>>132708262
Tried finding an East St Louis one but all the links seems to be dead. Shame as thats pretty much crime Capitol of the US.

Someone fill me in.
I live just outside of Chicago and a drone flew over my neighborhood. Anything happening?

>>132707521
>>132707523
>>132707548

https://youtu.be/LS61wYjFCws?t=79

>recovering stolen moped
Well damn, I miss the days of stolen UUUU Hauls used for drive-by shootings. The natives are running short of imagination this summer.

PLEASE HELP ME CHICAGO ANONS!
I'll be visiting Chiraq in a month an d have no damn clue where it's safe or what to do and look out for. How do I identify the no go zones and where should stay to be safest?

>>132709453
>where should I stay to be the safest
Outside of Chicago desu senpai

nigger couple beating eachother in a parking lot

>>132709453
Watch World War Z and take notes.

>>132709380
>stolen UUUU Hauls used for drive-by shootings.
Never heard that one before.

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>>132709453
link to heyjackass in the desc. shows map of shootings. just avoid the double homicide areas and you'll be fine. pic related.

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>>132709453
Here's your cheatsheet.

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>>132709453

avoid at all costs the places that are black/grey/dark red

>>132709453
Why are you there? If you stay downtown you'll be fine. If you have to go anywhere else, check crime maps like the one Chicago Tribune has.

>>132708420
https://youtu.be/P_YAIYhrB9E

>>132709453
I'll get you a map, but just stay out of the south, west, southwest, East and Northeast.

And never, NEVER go to Harvey World.

>>132709989
harvey world?

>>132709663
You either weren't around csg, chiraq, or chimpcago threads last year, or you just missed those nights and the memes spawned from them.

>>132710153
Southside suburb

>>132710389
gangwar going on or something?

11 y/o fired shot in air then ran into house

>11 year old male fired a shot into the air and went back into the house

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>>132709453
Avoid these neighborhoods at all costs. Pic related.


West Englewood

Englewood

Riverdale

Auburn Gresham

Fuller Park

Gage Park

Chicago Lawn

West Garfield Park

Grand Crossing

Chatham

>>132710153
It's in the southside suburbs. A lot of drugs, thugs, and guns.

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>THROWING DONUTS

sounds like someone got shot

>What is condition? Good, fair, critical, or serious?
Dispatch clearly not in the mood for "stable".

>>132710864
imagine that. Anyplace but chiraq

>asking gang-related questions
Enlighten us, sassy. What are these questions?

I'm new to this general. How exactly does the CPD work? I'm not familiarized with the functions of police units.

Who the fuck steals an Oldsmobile

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>>132711113
Step #1: Get comfy.
Step #2: Use OP as the resource it is intended to be.
Step #3: Listen and remain /comfy/
Step #4 (optional): Post here about the insane shit happening there with the rest of us and produce visually appealing images of Robert's turf. pic related (or just play bingo)

are you shitting me

"no chases now"

"if they don't stop let them go"

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>>132711517
NIGGERS

>Gang related
And the plot thickens

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>>132711567
Can you imagine how tired of this shit you'd be if you worked 8hr+ shift 5-6days per week? It makes my job look pretty damn relaxing.

>>132711517
If you're looking for a nondescript car to do some shit like a drive by or rob a liquor store, then an Oldsmobile is probably not a bad choice.

>>132711624
Steppin' up their game from Pontiac, eh?

Well, I'm back to get /comfy/ after baseball went sideways and mad me sad.

What good has been happening tonight Roberts?

Apparently that gun control in Chicago isn't working so well

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>>132711898

>>132711898
Clearly, the solution is even stricter gun control! It'll work next time for sure!

>someone chased with sticks down the street

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>>132712008
It really is regressing into an Africalike location, isn't it? And to think, it used to be ruled by Whites. Where have the times gone, comrade?

>>132712008
Fuck yo sticks, nigga. I rob what I want!

>broke into basement, smoked crack and refused to leave

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>window broken out
smashing

Scanner faggot from /u/, here. Late night working on commissions. Anything major going on, Roberts?

>>132712093
Really though. This is my first night listening to Robert and its amazing how true the Chiraq meme really is. Like I knew it was bad, but this is like listening to a Somalia police scanner.

https://youtu.be/Q8DFGym-VgQ

>>132712252
normal night, did have someone having sex with a garbage can,

http://www.streetgangs.com/billboard/viewtopic.php?f=349&t=41444

Holy shit, can anyone decipher eubonics? Wtf is this - it's even more sad that they understand this jibberish

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>>132711567
They need to just quarantine the whole city, remove all first responses, and any remaining decent people and let it sort its self out.
Any survivors can then be provided a free one way trip to their homeland.

>>132712252
>Multiple gun shots
>someone chased down the street by someone with sticks
>Oldsmobile stolen
>Kid ran out of house, fired gun, and ran back in
That's the highlights I've noticed so far

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this girl's voice is getting me hard, anyone else?

10-4 :33

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>>132712252
Nothing really notable. Just the usual multiple shots fired, basement broken into-smoked-crack-refuses-to-leave, more shots fired, groups of 14yr-olds fighting and robbing people, etc, shots fired, etc. Pretty typical summer weeknight--no sarcasm implied.

>anyone do a drinking game yet?
trying to find a good one, male black will give you alcohol poisoning, male white is too rare.

>>132712252
>>132712371
>>132712584
Awww shiiieeet. I forgot about the trashcan predator.

>>132712422
They're shitposters other gangs over group characteristics and territory. Stones are the Blackstones. They're in Chicago too along with Latin Kings, Bloods, SDs, GDs, and Vice Lord's.

has the elusive storm drain nigger made an appearance lately?

>>132712093
We've had like a dozen literal machete attacks in the last week. It really is becoming Africa.

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>>132712729
Shiiiiieeet attempt at recreation.

>>132712422
Why are you linking dindushit from 2008?

>his leg is bleeding and he was doing heroin

>>132712906
Top Kek, saved

>>132713131
i cant draw and cant get the hand right, maybe you can fix it hehe

Just heard somebody cracking up laughing in background

>>132712729
I've been listening off and on (as work allows), since April this season. I haven't heard so much as a whisper about him since August of last summer. Probably dead of an OD or shanked by other sewer-dwellers.

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>big black bulldog
dont they mean the breed of peace?

>>132713242
considering how well nigs swim, a half inch of rain coulda killed him.

>>132713270
Just one of the things blacks ruined.

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ADULT GRANDSON HIGH ON DRUGS AND FIGHTING FAMILY MEMBERS

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>>132712093
>It really is regressing into an Africalike location, isn't it? And to think, it used to be ruled by Whites. Where have the times gone, comrade?
>And to think, it used to be ruled by Whites.

>>132713302
Probably passed out face-down in a storm drain after murdering some girls and gettin' high af on some legit mexi-tar.

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>>132713204
I'll see what i can do Robert

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>>132713457
Original

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Just joined, anything juicy tonight?

>>132713600
Banging on the door with ROACH SPRAY

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>>132713600
see
>>132712584
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>>132713600
last night someone was making out with a lamp pole. tonight it went a step farther and someone was having sex with a garbage can...

>>132713600
>BLM had make up sex with a trashcan
>11 yo shot a gun in the air then ran back in his house
>people getting chased with sticks

>>132713772
So all is normal then, huh?

Also wtf is that morse code? Are they bringing RoboCop online?

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>>132713997
>>132713813
repeater id fcc, says it has to identify x amount of times per dayr, easier to do in morse.

>>132713997
>Also wtf is that morse code? Are they bringing RoboCop online?
Legend says Robert is part robot

>intoxicated boyfriend is cutting himself with a knife

>>132714305
Drove off in the car lol

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It's been a week. Wasn't Illinois about to go bankrupt? Weren't they going to hit junk status? What's going on? You guys promised riots.

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>>132707494
body pick up count?

>>132714655
i havent heard any yet, but got side tracked and scanner became background noise for a lil while

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>>132714448
Ten Republicans crossed the aisle. More taxes it is.

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>>132714845
And chiraq police scanner threads will reap the fruits of it.

>male spit on female

>male and female running around the bulding fighting with knives

Slow night for robert. He needs a night off after the 4th

>was that girls sadeetza???

>hospital is on ALS bypass

OK what does this mean?

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>>132713539

>>132715718
Trauma diversion

>>132716193
Good one, saved

>>132715718
>advanced life support bypass
A protocol to ensure that trauma patients who meet certain criteria will be directed to the appropriate trauma facility.

>>132716247
thank you :)

>commercial robbery at KFC

Here we go laddies

>>132691614
>Go there
>bump count almost reached
>they send me back here

>they're actually bringing food into the KFC

>>132716530
it'll be the first time there's ever been real food in a KFC

>>132716400
Equal shitshow to chiraq

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>>132716400
>emubro can't read timestamps or post counts.
Ah ha ha!

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>>132716400
>>132716622
>>132716643
Yeah, we avoided the usual split bread so far, but the first OP was downright awful. Tomorrow is Friday. If someone else doesn't cover it, I'll try to find time at work to bake bread during Adam hours and keep it bumped till nature takes its course.

Niggers just trying to charge his phone. Watch him get done for theft and trespassing.

>>132717029
I didn't get on till late, and both threads were already made. Tomorrow night is my monthly card game so won't be here in time.

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>>132704044
this
this here

>two males are stealing tires

>>132717847
>Damn essay I need me some yay cholo
>Let's take these tyres yo I got a hookup

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>>132717669
with number of machete attacks chicongo fits as well

>>132704044
>>132717669
Well, Robert does get more than coons, they do get their share of "white" spics. Robert's fighting a shit load of tribes out their in "Chiraq".

inb4 check your keys

>man was asked to leave for entering the women's restroom

>>132717481
10-4
I'll try to make time at work and start a proper friday thread by 7pm CST. We Adam hours now.

>>132719786
thanks robert

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we've moved into
Real Nigger Hours
who da fuck up
keep it 100, robert

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>>132720191
im here, might be just us.

This is my first time meeting Robert. He really is hero

>>132720191
I'm up but I'm not on real nigger hours here. It's 6:12 PM Friday and I'm working on consuming a cask of goon.

>robert has poor tase in music

Check your damn keys, man.

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>>132720364
us and ANZAC apparently
>>132720394
it's real nigger hours somewhere, always, i'll drink to that (fun fact, Chicago has 200% more real nigger hours than average)

This ambient music is very quiet tonight I can hardly hear it.

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>>132720623
if you press the little "radio waves" looking button on the youarelistening.to link, you can adjust the volume, skip songs etc, just turn the CPD feed down a little and crank your system volume up

Just tuned in, what did I miss? I heard that someone needs to check their keys. What's with the amateur Roberts leaving their keys unchecked?

>>132720792
Thanks for the tip. That really helps

>>132720792
Oh wow I've been listening for ages and I never knew that. Thanks Anon.

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>>132720998
>>132721044
you're welcome, it took a good 6 months of listening before someone told me that, it beats reloading the link and trying to adjust it real quick before it dissapears! had never even thought to investigate what the buttons do

>>132721197
That helps out a lot because sometimes it'll get way too loud and I can't make out what they're saying so being able to adjust it has just made this way wayyy fucking better. Really thanks tons.

>>132721197
Like I seriously thought that was a podcast button or something.

>>132721197
opening Soundcloud in a new tab also helps control the volumes

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>>132721331
>That helps out a lot because sometimes it'll get way too loud and I can't make out what they're saying so being able to adjust it has just made this way wayyy fucking better. Really thanks tons.
you're welcome
yeah their icons aren't exactly intuitive
another thing that opened up for me was pausing the soundcloud altogether and just opening up a second window for soundcloud to get a little more control over the music, and the little globe will give you a list of other cities scanners to jump to as well, but they're just nowhere near as entertaining as Chicago, there' just something magical about it

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outer space trappin

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I updated an anons bingo for him. Won't be here tomorrow night, someone want to pass it on for me

putting bread in the oven

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>>132723121
not bad, looks pretty for a bingo card I like that template, will pass it along for the people that actually still bingo

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new bread
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>>132723286
thanks, a lot of new people have been joining and playing