MIKE PENCE COMPROMISES NATIONAL SECURITY

>>132687775
tfw you touch critical space flight hardware and people get uncomfortable and mad at you but they cant really do anything about it or lash out towards you without getting owned

>Im Mike fucking Pence Ill touch whatever the fuck I want bitch

>>132687775
the absolute madman

>>132687775
V-GER demands the answer!

>>132687775
He's just blessing it.

Only the pure of heart can touch that artifact and live

>>132687775
He is Pure of Heart and a Christian he can touch whatever he fucking wants to he doesn't have filthy hands like the Atheists.

>>132687775
and the taped piece of paper on it?

>>132687775
since atoms can't touch he isn't touching it at all

>>132688464
a pretty gay piece of paper just ignore it.

>>132687775
>Do Not Touch

How did the sign get there? Fake and gay. And we all know how "The Electric Fence Pence" deals with gay.

So I told Mike to touch the critical space flight hardware...

I trust him not to touch it inappropriately.
That sign was put there for Bill.

>>132688134
This

>>132687775
woulnt want the dust to crash the spacecraft with no survivors, wouldnt we

Maybe Pence can't read.

>>132688460
god bless you anon

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>>132688318
I like your mythology anon, you're a good man. We need to bring mysticism and mystery into normal life. Bring life back into life. Only those worthy of the blessings of the gods are able to not destroy the space mission. Their purposeful touch is a blessing. (he touched it, we gotta clean it now... Oh shit, look, this screw was not tight enough, if he hadn't touched it we would never find this!)

>>132688467
;)

>critical space flight hardware
>do not touch
Its literally a piece of metal,not even a mechanism.NASA is retarded as fuck.

>>132687775
Lol you're hilarious. I needed a post such as this. He is trying to find his masculinity that some woman blew away into the rings of Saturn long long ago

>>132689229
It actually matters since your finger oils might create a small area of extra heat on that spot he touched, but then again they clean the fuck out of everything before sending it out so that "sign" is some little bitch's way of feeling important

You're literally TrumpKKKaeda at this point, losing your shit over and threatening to murder journalist and their families because they dare insult your prophet Trumpammed. All made extra ironic the real fake news is once again your own side propagandizing you to try to radicalize you like the useful idiot you are. Most of you still believe he was a 15 year old and was blackmailed. All random bullshit made up and spammed by Posobiec and his bot army, paid to keep you cucks distracted with "busy work" enemies of the week so you don't notice Trump betraying your economic self-interest. Just like this past weekend they made up a fake Antifa flag burning that got a bunch of your fellow trailer trash to show up to fight the non-existent Antifa and one of them shot himself in the leg playing make believe confederate warrior waiting around.

LoL. You're literally morons being led around with carrots on sticks and dogwhistled like pavlovian retards because Trump needs some percentage to mindlessly support him no matter what. Enjoy the rest of your life on perpetual house arrest after the entire alt-right becomes classified a domestic terrorist group and you all get put on a watchlist. Its fun to watch you destroy you lives by devoting it to being the mindless cuck bitchboi to Donald Trump of all people. You've now officially defined your lives as being bitch lackeys to a obese manchild narcissist impotent double comb over traitor who will attempt and fail to erode US democracy and try to make himself a neo-fascist dictator. He'll fail and you'll spend the rest of your lives forever doxxed and exposed in real life, relegated to living as an underclass of traitor fools who tried to help him and served as his volunteer version of a White Trash ISIS.

Zero Sympathy for you too.

>>132688705
...and he did it! The absolute mad man!

But seriously, we cant let this guy get his hands on the nuclear codes

>>132689358
*but seriously, we can't let these guys get their hands on the critical space hardware

mike pence is a pure soul true believer. his touch is a divine blessing.

>>132689338
So if a bird shits on it while on the launchpad,that small area with the bird shit is compromised on the heatsink table?I dont think so.
But you fucking nailed the little bitch's way of feeling important.

>>132689338
Hey you fuck! I put that fucking sign there.
Do you know how long it will take to unbolt that section and clean the oils off of his grubby little hands?

>>132689557
>sign
>like a female monkey goes and does opposite
Was he Eve in the garden with the serpent and its benis?

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>>132689557
>he doesn't know Challenger was caused by a single frozen o-ring

wow.

>>132689353
Hey newfriends, I'm replying to this post because I know you're going to be looking for replies to see people refuting it. What you all must know, is that these type of posts are bait posts. If you're reading this, it is imperative everyone on this board stop replying to such posts.

>>132689229
The paper was photoshopped dumbass.

>>132689747
So did a bird shat on your o-ring,or did someone touched it?
>>132689654
You can put a do not touch sign i would touch it - touch it hard - to make sure its not cardboard and yall are not trying to fool me.Very few believe NASA anyway.

>>132687775
Rubio touched it first and told pence it feels like Ted Cruz's ass. Pence had to check it out after hearing that.

because the sign isn't already touching it

>>132689797
You sound like a total newfag
Because of the flag, youre already a flagfag

>>132689968
It's special space paper. It is also critical and must not be touched.

>>132690193
"Twas a photoshop muh faggot

>>132689652
Kek
>DON'T TOUCH IT OK! JEEEZ!
>completely forgets about the tape plastics and adhesives being stuck to the part now
Nice one, retard

>>132689952
I want a girl to shit on my o-ring

>>132687775
>he had to feel if the rocket was gay?

Well... is it?

>>132690350
Nobody excuses this in this manner when they observe this. Let's say you go to an art gallery. Or a famous sculpture. Somebody defiles it, goodness forbid. Is anybody going to be like "well fuck the lighting in here broke off the toe; it wasn't this mad man with a crayola". That's why that restored Jesus painting became a meme. How did she fuck up that hard? This is not a shoop. People went out with the VP. Dont do this. Does it anyways. MUH ADHESIVES AND BIRD POO

How do they get that piece of paper on and off without touching it?
Answer that spacefags

>>132690428
No idea. It got fired.

>>132690149
Hey newfriends, I'm replying to this post because I know you're going to be looking for replies to see people refuting it. What you all must know, is that these type of posts are bait posts. If you're reading this, it is imperative everyone on this board stop replying to such posts.

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>>132690428
Well... It's still in one piece, isn't it?

>>132690622
Yus
I simply furthered the bait, which you caught.
fuckin fag

>>132690640
Too virile. Same thing always happens when Pence lays hands (in his case lays his nose) to detect for gayness. By laying hands (or in his case smelling) on penises to check for faggotry

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>>132690592
Kek
This meme will always be top tier.
> :)

>>132690350
Clearly the collar (see the seam above) is part of the apparatus to hold the critical aluminum section, and it is not flight hardware. The piece below that the vice president is touching is critical though.

Vice Prez is sort of in charge of the space program though, so he can fuck with shit though.

>>132689557
That hardware will be protected inside a faring during launch, so nothing like that can happen

All we need to do is find some wire that is gay. When Pence touches it, we will have an endless supply of free electricity.

>>132688464
Yeah, fucking retarded eh? Don't touch this with your filthy hands but I'll just stick this sign to it with packing tape that'll leave residue all over it.

>>132687775
badass and dumbass at the same time

>>132687775
What kind of idiot uses quotation marks for emphasis? Underline or Bold, unless its a fucking quote.

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>>132690729
>Yus

>>132690863
No alternating current. Must be direct. Homosexual currents don't mix their wires. They're not crossed you could say. Only their swords hehe

>>132690795
So you can have lunch on it and it still wont break if you are civilized and clean up after eating.

>>132690999
Yus

That's a JTH46r rocket separator which will later be coated with a kevlar sheet. It's basically useless now that his finger oils will create micro etching in the aluminum surface.

>>132691030
Youre going to be cleaning lots and often with fatty pence around

>>132691004
lmao
you right

>>132691071
He doesnt care he's a voodoo witch doctor nobody tells the penile ooga booga what to do

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>>132691162
He is Zeus.

>>132690793
How is the part intended to deal with changes in temperature, humidity and bird shit more critical than a seam? If that seam has a bigger diameter in the area where the tape was left then it's more stressed than the rest of the part, this is not including the heat changes to the adhesives of the tape, I'm a machinist and work with aerospace parts sometimes, tolerances are fucking insane (+/- 0.0001 inches) and sometimes even a sharpie mark is enough to throw off a part and make it scrap. It's not like they won't put it all in an acetone bath anyways

>>132687775
Why is do not touch in quotes?

>>132691262
Yeah some frog lightning bastard or some shit

>>132691256
Yusus

>>132691309
Implies emphasis for boomers who don't know what are italics

>>132691317
Pew pew
kek

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>>132687775
they just put that sign there to make the panel seem cooler than it is

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>>132690999
Is this Richard Spencer; the leader of the Alt Right?

>>132687775
It's a metal thrust frame

Touching it won't harm it in any way the sign is there to keep people from picking it up or nicking the surface.

>>132691378
Too bad he isn't fined the value of the hardware. Back to aunt flo's anti dick camp for him

>>132689747
Do you know the size of that fucking O-ring?

>>132691451
It.
Was.
PHOTOSHOPPED, YOU FAG

>>132691533
its like the girth of Ron Jeremy's dick

>>132691451
Why entrust a person who is so arrogant or blindly retarded? Imma just risk scratching it with my wedding ring because some anon says the real reason the sign doesnt say this is so i dont pick it up. Because people pick up satellites all the time. N sheeeeeeeit

""""""""""DO NOT TOUCH"""""""""""

>>132691309
It's being Ironic.

Trump got the joke

>>132691621
You're a faggot.

>>132691540
Nope. Proof? And what is the triangle in middle? Quite a good shoop. Doesnt look like the pixels are fucked around anything. Or at all

>>132691689
Are you stupid? And where do you see blurmpf there?

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>>132691320
FOOLED YOU IN TO REPLYING TO A CURSED IMAGE, FAGGOT. ROT IN HELL.

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>>132690615

I need to stop drinking things while reading /pol/

>>132688318
Someone edit the paper to say this

>>132691800
YUS

>>132687775
>"DO NOT TOUCH"
>see if I "give a fuck"

>>132691641
Yes,because gold is a hard metal and will scratch aluminium or ceramic.
There is no way you can twist this and not come out as an idiot.

>>132687775
That is literally just a stand.

Anything that is used to assemble rockets is labeled "critical flight hardware".\

The fact that this has it taped on, rather than painted on its labeling, indicates that it is even less critical than the mounts we use to put assemblies together. They have "CRITICAL SPACE HARDWARE" painted all fucking over, and they're banged up to hell. No one gives a shit they're damaged, since they still work.

This is literally nothing.

>>132689747
The O-rings are installed by hand, anon. They're normally very tough, and the freezing failure was predicted in advance of launch. NASA proceeded regardless.

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>>132687775
Where were you when OP was a faggot?

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>>132687775
He was just powering it up.

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>>132691783
>not understanding the power of Trump
Yes even when you touch your nitty gitty bits.

>>132691694
;*

>>132691812
What? It got fired. Because it's a big dick thing? Because it lost its job? Because it ejaculated or something? What are you talking about? The fact faggot and flames go together? Ironically big dick rockets and fire go together too. Hrm...

>>132691285
Well, you can clearly see the seam 30 feet away, so there won't be any heat stresses on the material significant enough to cause issues.

That part does not face the open air, so humidity and debris will not be a factor.

>>132691725
Since when does an anon need PROOF?
ppffffgrttttt

>>132689338
and yet it has a piece of paper taped to it

I think they can clean it

>>132691961
Ok, papua new guinean
>>132691880
I already did properly, here:
>>132690592

>>132691971
Actually. I was stating that the ROCKET was FIRED.

>>132687775
>"do not touch"
>in quotes

He was 100% right to touch it.

>>132692131
Gold is a soft metal...

>>132692131
Nah,you just showed you are a durak.

>>132692135
K
>>132692174
Maximum autismo

>>132691971

It was an understated pun about rockets being fired and it made me snort up water when it hit me. Fuck off, Canada.

>>132687775
thats a pretty funny picture

>>132692230
Do you still not understand?
Or are you being a shill?

>>132692201
Ok. You guys are supposed to be the rules following squares. Pence in that pic is being an incorrigible mongoloid like he always does. Like his entire awoovement does

the VP is a retard too?

holy shit this people has the nuclear codes

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>>132692330
>You guys are supposed to be the rules following squares
Hahahahahaha

>>132692478
K

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>>132692111
If they can clean it (which I believe as well) then why is the part so critical you can't touch it?

Again, it's nothing more than the faggot who gets coffee's way of feeling important at the shop. Literally retarded since if you work there you know you should not randomly touch shit and if really is critical shit (like pic related) it would be behind glass on a clean room environment, not on a damn hallway where tours are given, where people who have dogs and bring particulate inside walk around. Where I work they have a clean room where they periodically check the parts per million of random particulate, if there is too much dust they close down the area just to change filters.

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>>132692230
Why are you so rustled over this? Calm the fuck down you faggot, you're getting awfully worked up over a whole lot of nothing.

>>132692174
Should have been
>Do not "touch"

Did i told you that NASA is a hoax?

>>132692672
>not getting worked up in the middle of the night on a week day over random, unimportant, insignificant bullets bullets d shit on 4chan
Its like you want to be normal or something...

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Don't touch

>>132688464
Super Special Space Tape

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No "It's Afraid" Starship Troopers memes?

>>132687775
>Where were you when

I've no idea, since OP is such a raging faggotosoreassrext that the faggot didn't post date/timestamp.


> But, space hardware LIKES to be grabbed by the pussy. They'll let (you) do anything you like when (you) are Mike Pence.
> The photo we missed here was taken 15 minutes later when a nigger with a greasy mop bucket washed Pence's cum-grime off the piece.

Are we tired of all the winning yet?

>>132689353
Says the bitch lackey of some old cranky socialist Jew "Bernie" Swindlers who'd take 90% of you paycheck and give it a bunch of parasites.

>>132687775
Pence is just ensuring that his DNA gets into orbit for timeline stability

>>132689189
this, all of this

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>>132687775
God damn, that's the picture of the year.