Puerto Rico thread

Gib statehood

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Only real Americans are allowed to reply to this post.

https://youtu.be/-paa3wwGWww

I hate brown people

>>132684533
USA USA USA

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if hawaii gets to be a state is a bit hypocritical to say no to PR innit? break off NorCal as a new state and we can call it even.

PAY DENBTS

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>>132684732
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. You first daddy.

>>132684732
No.

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>>132684225
What are they going to do? Play "Despacito" on loop?

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>>132685443

>>132685443
Best tourist trap in Old San Juan, desu.

hey america, if you want more criminals and cheap labor, just annex the rest of central and south america.

new states:
>puerto rico and US virgin islands
>guam and northern marianas
>philippines
>taiwan
>moon

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>>132685509
Lol about that

http://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/latin/7857756/despacito-fonsi-yankee-bieber-boosts-puerto-rico-economy

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>>132685509
Oh shit he's into us guys

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>click thread
>see all the boricua retards writing shit as they usually do in every PR thread
>wonder which one of them is that kid I saw at uni reading a red board in an accounting class
Hmm

>>132685966
I really have no idea how that song got so popular.

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>>132685791
>taking in a country with an active communist insurgency AND an ongoing war with Islamic Militants

>Taking a country that speaks 0 English and would piss the shit out of China

>Americuck education

>>132684225
Gib independence/

>>132686243
you're next
>malaysia and singapore

>>132686203
>Daddy Yankee
>It's catchy
>Justin Bieber

>>132686269
t. 2%

>>132686429
t. 23%

>>132686358
>mfw Daddy Yankee is more American than Canadian immigrant Bieber

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>>132684225
> Puerto Rico has a larger population than all the Baltic states

>>132686097
>2017
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it kills you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel

>>132686243
The moons not that bad

>>132684694
Not really. Hawaii is strategically important. Gives the U.S. a main naval base in the middle of the Pacific. Puerto Rico doesn't really offer anything of significance.

>>132686808
Trade routes with SA

>>132686967
Wow, like we don't already have that, huh?

>>132687147
Yes because they are ours. If we were to become independant you'll lose them.

>>132687263
You won't become independent though, and no. Ships can make it from the U.S. mainland to SA, believe it or not. I know, crazy shit considering the current year.

>>132687508
Through our water ways

>>132687730
We could go around if it came to that, but considering China won't even do anything if our Navy sails ships in waters it claims, there's really nothing to worry about. You'll continue to be good bitches for us. Accept it.

>>132686540
Did they all die from serbs?

>>132686540
Baltic State population: 6.1m

Puerto Rico population: 3.4m

What?

No, just give them independence, we don't need more spics.

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>>132684225

A mi me gusta mi pueblo a mi me gusta mi gente a mi me gusta mi peublo a mi me gusta mi gente
A mi me gusta mi pueblo a mi me gusta mi gente a mi me gusta mi peublo a mi me gusta mi gente

>cops all dirty corrupted meat heads
>latinas are drenched in spicy hardcore man hate-ism
>if religious, they're batshit delusional and worship the churches instead of The Word. Ironically these are the prots
>moon cricket dominicans and hood rats are prevailing in the islands culture since the 90s. but now with the pleb flight to the USA they are demographically becoming prevalent.
>the rich are mostly mixed
>bankrupt
>newport and medalla beer are God
>government will always misuse the money

>>132684225
Dominican here, contacting my congress representatives to not allow P.R to become a state.
>when you're naturalized and still have more rights than borifags

Best timeline, no questions ask.

>>132690377
>medalla beer are God
Opinion discarded.

Become a state and move all the spics there would be the greatest thing ever.

>>132684225
Gibs us moneys and pay off our debts pls

>>132690903

>possible fellow countryman denial

Vivo aqui, nerdo pendejo.

>>132691374
Mama bicho yo tambien o acaso estas ciego? El que bebe medalla se lo mete al pai'

>>132684225
cool more democrats

>>132691559

ps no hables de mas.
y se lo meten a tus pais mamon, a los dos.

t. ex bartender

>>132691882
>t. ex bartender

Mas bien
t. Caco de caserio

Who /bankrupt/ here

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>>132692160

>>132691982

Tampoco, miamor. pero c que le corres a los boris d aqui so voy a bajar pa poder encojonarte con mas fact checks n el hilo.

>>132691374
>>132691559
>>132691882
>>132691982
>speaking Spanish
This is why we don't accept you

>>132692610
We spent all our money on the monorail and coliseums. Sorry poorfags

>>132692361

I support independence simply because i know statehood will never be a beneficial relationship for either. Puerto ricans have a colonial attitude since our birth and as time passes we only are getting worse whether the human element or the system

>>132684512
Fuck that shit. Cut the island niggers loose.

Time to sink or swim faggot.

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P.R=Weeb playing games.
D.R=BADASS GETTING PUSSY

>>132692942
>>132692860

The wonders of the foreign free market BOOM. of which the puerto ricans will never steadily support because of our slave mentality and decreasing IQ.

>>132692819
But do you guys have what you need to succeed if you became independent?

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>>132684225
This country is already bad enough that we only have only 2 real parties.

Making PR a state would give a huge advantage to the Dems with no possible advantage to the Republicans.

If our Republicans actually cared about the the shitty system we have created we will NEVER allow PR to become a state

>>132692610
>>132692565

thats not Puerto Rico,lol.

>>132693110

I believe in the long term, we somewhat do. If we emphasize correctly in the money making sectors and negotiate quickly. It will take a strong leader to say the least. Most pro independence are communists parakeets with burning issues rather than a clear heart and mind. It is a bastard pride.

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>>132684225
no offense but how can the US Gov add PRico to our country without consent from the American people?
I mean you give them a vote but not us?
How absurd is that?

PRico people are ok I guess and I had a nice vacation there one time many decades ago but ya know if I gotta be honest I don't really want you lazy island people leeching off us.
We can be friends and all but I don't want to make you all American citizens.

>>132693358
It actually is. Reverse search it.

>>132684512
take your debt somewhere else

>>132693906
i did, its Haiti.

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>>132684533
I don't pay attention to wrestling, but this song is fucking fantastic. probably better than, America Fuck Yea. I think I've listened to this Hulk hogan song every year since I first heard it on its always sunny.

You can already come here legally though, so just come on. You already speak English personally.

Outside of that I'd rather not let PR become a state.

You would forever be a Spanish speaking Democratic "'"""state"""".

Is that polite enough?

>>132693866
the representatives of the people(congress) vote on it.

>>132684512
Sometimes I dream about reggaetón will stop being produced because your bankruptcy and degeneration becoming methastasic then I remember you guys swarm Miami and New York and I come back to the pain reggaetón in real life is

>>132693102
Both of you migrated to America you caribbean scum

>>132694425
First one is, the other one is Cairo, apparently. Let me renew my fodder real quick doe.

>>132684225

i don't want to redesign the flag. can we combine two states together?

Colorado and Wyoming? The Dakotas? Mississippi and Alabama so I don't need to remember which is which?

>>132694835
yeah the other one just says "africa"

>>132684533
>>132684512
I'm okay with this

>>132684225
If we get statehood by November, the friendly time traveler's prediction from 2013 will be correct.

We just stole $70 billion from US and local investors, they ain't letting us become a state. And our economy can't handle statehood either way.

>>132684225
I honestly see no problem with this.

We can gentrify this and turn it into an island paradise.

>>132694820
>a disgusting coke ridden Columbian calling others scum

Thanks for the laugh.

>>132695161
Delusional.
You’re just giving the left 2 more senators and more Reps in the House. They will push the country further left. No thanks.

>>132694895
the 51 star flag is already designed.

and like the next 10 aswell.

>>132694895
Why not combine 2 leftist states? Like Washington and Oregon?

>>132694618
What are you talking about you guys are the ones keeping regguaeton alive in Puerto Rico no one listens to that shit any more. Colombias are also dirty niggers who women only care about selling there pussy for money

>>132694820
One inmigrated, possible illegally since dominicans are too poor to afford it.

And the other migrated.

>>132694895
If anything that faggot west virginia should go back
but no, it's star time motherfucker

>>132695161
fucking idiot libertarian

look at south america we don't need anymore of these people for obvious reasons

Only if we annex Alberta

>>132695111
How about we make a deal. We give you 70$billion. You take over our nuclear supply and nuke every major city.

Sound good?

I live in one of those major cities so you should have no guilty conscious about doing this.I live a good life, but honestly getting vaporized in a nuclear blast has got to be one of the best ways to go outside of the guillotine.both seem very pleasant to me.

>>132695876

best way to die is eyeing down a meteor

>>132695876
No, It's time we are put out off our misery. We must go first.

>>132695876
>trusting boricua would be competent enough to launch nukes and hit anything on the mainland

Dude, don't waste your money.

Dominicans nuke it better.
#Dominicansnukeitbetter

(it would be really weird if your post was sarcastic and you meant that giving Boricuas statehood is the equivalent of the U.S shooting itself in the foot as a nation)

>>132696234
No no, you are too kind. I must insist. we should go first.

>>132696199

There aren't any meteors coming anytime soon, so a quick painless nuke would suffice.

So P.R is just mexicans, right?

>>132687730
>What is the Pacific?

>>132686243
>not taking a country with moon technology

This is why Singapoo is such an FAIL.

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>>132696406
You think the Dominicans are somewhow better than Puerto Ricans?

States get admitted in pairs. You guys can join but in exchange, NorCal becomes it's own state. Jefferson.

>>132687730
>never heard of "Right of Passage"

Don't go into maritime law, Paco. (you)'ll be underwater.

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>>132696965
He's a dominigger.

>>132697102

eastern washington and eastern oregon, northern california, and idaho to create a libertarian voltron state. montana is cool but would be the sidekick

I'm going to Puerto Rico tomorrow. How do I fuck a Puerto Rican girl?

>>132696965
>have not been an independent country in the entirity of its history.
>continuously votes for statehood but gets rejected
>at..at least we're not haiti
>one of the highest homicide rates in the Caribbean
>every single economic sucess can be link to American corporations (Factory jobs in the 1950s-2000 and now mgos)
>Cucked beyond reason, can't even trade freely with historic partners OR really anybody in the planet everything must be meme on by the U.S
>it's used as a hot spot for American brands
>schools closing on the daily
>they're even getting black outs now

Listen, there was a time in which you could make the argument that there was certain benefits to being Boricua. But the 2010s is not one of those times. Regardless of how many Sammy Sosa pics you post.

>>132697553

pry her father off of her

>>132697129
at least he's not from Haiti. Honestly how are Haitians not pouring into the DR and PR at this point? Do you guys actually control your immigration? What century is this?

>>132697553
throw dollars directly at face
communicate in english at any point. Those whores love the English languange. I don't know what the fuck it is.
And dress nicely.
A shady way to bang them is by pretending you have a gf/wife back home. They're really territorial. Not even meming.

Oh and beyond anything BE ANGLO AMERICAN

>>132697553
Be white, atractive, more than 5'8" and funny. PR chicks play hard to get.

>>132693110
Of course not.

>>132694895
Montana & Idaho are already the same state. Honestly, best candidates. Wyoming-Utah a close second ... and, all four could be merged into one retard camp while we pick up three states somewhere else. So much winning all around.

>>132697770
We do, US coast guard is pretty efficient. We stop dominigger every now and then. And they get immediately deport if caught, no questions asked.

>>132684694
Fuck off, PR went into huge bankruptcy, that's THE ONLY REASON why they want to be a State at this point.

Puerto Ricans hate American values and say we don't have culture. Fuck them.

>>132698634
>American values
What values?

>>132686808
>Puerto Rico doesn't really offer anything of significance.
Shows how ignorant you are
>>132687983
Nice double talk. Do you cross your legs when you type?

>>132698807

the ones that keep Puerto Rico from becoming like El Salvador or Honduras

>>132690377
>>132691374
>newport and medalla beer are God
What proxy are you using?
>>132692361
Stay mad PR is whiter than you

>>132689108
You're not counting the giant roaches like he is.

>>132698211
>We do, US coast guard is pretty efficient. We stop dominigger every now and then. And they get immediately deport if caught, no questions asked.


Can we lend you to Italy for a bit so they can learn how to be a country for a bit?

>>132698634
Statehood would make the bankruptcy situation worse. It's more of a distraction from the fiscal problem than a proposed solution to it.